I'm not a swan dive

[P]ersivaL; #LgK VERYFUNNY : wtf carter

CapnQwark : GG!
sudippatel32 : gg

Tytrex83 : maybe


żelek : gh

*DEAD*(Terrorist) Mr_Carter :  just wait he wont plant

*DEAD* Scélérat : gg
żelek : gg

I'm not a swan dive connected.

*DEAD* KBee : lol
*DEAD* ryfofo : lol
Johny Bravo : 1 round
*DEAD* KBee : im pushing E, but its not doing anything

*DEAD* Mr_Carter : why not go for iy

*DEAD* Mr_Carter : it
*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : kick swayze
*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : he doesnt even have a mission

*DEAD* Mr_Carter : me either
*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : hes just trying really hard
*DEAD* Johny Bravo : 5 hp

*DEAD* Mr_Carter : i just want achievementsd

*DEAD* Mr_Carter : lol

ZimZam : same

I'm not a swan dive : plant the fucking bomb you faggot

Mr_Carter : ?

Mr_Carter :  i did
*DEAD* Mr_Carter : why would i do it when you were alive to kill me
*DEAD* just a prank : gg

I'm not a swan dive : fuck you
I'm not a swan dive : wasting my time
I'm not a swan dive : plant

*DEAD* Mr_Carter : dang dude
*DEAD* Mr_Carter : youre so mad
Mr_Carter : chill out
I'm not a swan dive : shut up you weeeb


*DEAD* Mr_Carter : just for you
*DEAD* Mr_Carter : i will plant the bomb
I'm not a swan dive : rather lose than let me finsihb my mission
*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : pathetic manchild
just a prank : stfu


(Terrorist) Mr_Carter :  lmao
Mr_Carter : lmao

just a prank : LETS GOOOO
*DEAD* Solaire : ive got dank memes
*DEAD* Solaire : for sale
*DEAD* ♕ Breen : fak

*DEAD* Mr_Carter : n1

Mr_Carter : as long as swan dive doesnt get it im okay
Solaire : pass the bomb
Mr_Carter : gj prank

*DEAD* Mr_Carter : lmao

I'm not a swan dive : amazing 3 v1 and no plant

Mr_Carter : why plant
Mr_Carter : when you can kill
I'm not a swan dive : not only are you whiny an pathetic
♕ Breen : FOR MISSION
I'm not a swan dive : but you're bad
I'm not a swan dive : fucking pathetic
(Terrorist) ♕ Breen :  if you guys wont plant, can you guys at least give to me
(Terrorist) Mr_Carter :  we dont need to plant
*DEAD* just a prank : GG
*DEAD*(Terrorist) ♕ Breen :  i need it for a misson
*DEAD*(Terrorist) Mr_Carter :  go kill him
*DEAD*(Terrorist) Mr_Carter :  hes just hiding so he can get the defuse

(unfortunately i cant transcribe voice so i cant explain to you how he boldly announced that he was going to make fun of me for my steam profile, here are a few things he said:
-your name is actually carter so youre one of those faggots
-your parents must have got that name from a fucking VHS
-you like borderlands so youre a faggot
-you have 63 hours in rocket league a game with no point
i forget the rest it was long and winded and everyone was tired of him by the time he finished.  also he got cut off at the end by the game changing maps)

*DEAD* Mr_Carter : lmao
*DEAD* KBee : lol
*DEAD* Solaire : kek
Swayze's Titty Stash : TRIGGED
*DEAD* TroniX-X5 EVO : rekt
*DEAD* Solaire : HAHAHAHA
*DEAD* Solaire : PWNT
*DEAD* KBee : only orcs kek
*DEAD* Swayze's Titty Stash : TRIGGERED

Mr_Carter : lol
Mr_Carter : i wish i could be as much of a loser as you
Mr_Carter : making fun of people for their steam profiles
Mr_Carter : thats some high class shit
I'm not a swan dive : got me

I'm not a swan dive : hey
I'm not a swan dive : if you've got a roblem
(Counter-Terrorist) ryfofo :  camp spawn
I'm not a swan dive : i dont have one pointing it out
(Counter-Terrorist) ryfofo :  camp spawn

*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : if you're a fuckign weaboo sack of shit, im not in the wrong for letting you know

Solaire : 3 more plants
Solaire : let me bomba
Solaire : ok

*DEAD* Solaire : fuck man

I'm not a swan dive : In the group ''speedruns live''
I'm not a swan dive : kek
I'm not a swan dive : hoooooo boy lmao
I'm not a swan dive : is that a knife
I'm not a swan dive : why do you have that
Solaire : ty

Mr_Carter : yeah man i unboxed
Mr_Carter : arent you proud of me
I'm not a swan dive : sounds accurate
I'm not a swan dive : I was referring

I'm not a swan dive : to buying shiny things
I'm not a swan dive : for a game you;re not good at

*DEAD* Mr_Carter : since when do you have to be good at something to want to have shiny things

*DEAD* Mr_Carter : i never said i was good at cs

*DEAD* Mr_Carter : in fact im pretty bad

*DEAD* Mr_Carter : i just wanna play the game

*DEAD* Mr_Carter : and get some achievements
I'm not a swan dive : no

*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : ahahahahah
*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : fucking bad

*DEAD* Mr_Carter : at least i killed you
*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : most adolexcents are
*DEAD* Melon : dude why so salty ;-;
*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : yes whiel I was looking the other way
*DEAD* Mr_Carter : sucks to suck
*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : shut you fucking sensationilst retard
*DEAD* Mr_Carter : lmao
*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : look at the scoreboard and cry
*DEAD* Mr_Carter : :'(
*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : yeah thats right bitch
*DEAD* TroniX-X5 EVO : srry
Melon : why so mad?

[TOXIC]ARD721Gaming : gh
*note this means good half*

Mr_Carter : gh
*DEAD* Solaire : NO
*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : was it really
I'm not a swan dive : I had hair on my dick beofre your started playing this game

"You are now dominating I'm not a swan dive"

I'm not a swan dive : well that has to change

*DEAD* KBee : gj team

Damage Given to "I'm not a swan dive" - 144 in 3 hits

*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : kek
*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : fucking hand yourself you autistic faggot
*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : no surprise you buy knives
*DEAD* I'm not a swan dive : aretns dont love you

*DEAD* [TOXIC]ARD721Gaming : gg
Swayze's Titty Stash : loser
Swayze's Titty Stash : do I care,,,

he left after that game so i hope he went on to have a pleasant day filled with sunshine and rainbows because he sure as hell needed it.