Remy and his fucking jealousy

Alexithymiaa: -Steph marched the kids out of the woods with the line of them following behind her toward the cabins. "Tomorrow is the big day so study up on your signals you learned today. I'll see you guys bright and early tomorrow morning for a quick review before your parents get here." She pushed the cabin door open and let them walk inside ahead of her, counting them off as they filed by. "Great, goodnight guys." She leaned forward to pull the door shut, leaning back against the wall and letting out a deep breath. // Bryan sat on the stage with a guitar in his lap, his right arm draped over the top of the instrument to strum at the strings gently. "Moving from CDC to FFE. C'mon." He watched the kids slowly reposition their fingers to play the chords, wincing at the rough but correct sounds streaming from the guitars. "Good. Try it a little faster, You'll get it."-
Tsaaq: His eyes peered out to the kids who had been sitting in the audience. “Okay guys, I have to say that this was a not shitty summer and I think its because I was here. I’m just going to say that I don’t hate you so thanks.” Remy applauded then glanced at the time. “Our day is over, break a leg in your scenes tomorrow! It’s bed time.” He hopped off the stage and called over the kids in his troop. // She leaned on the watchtower and glance back at the kids. “Tomorrow should be the blue moon. Meaning it’s the second full moon in the month of July. It’s quite interesting phenomena to say the least. Today is the star Megrez it isn’t as bright and big as most stars but it’s still important.” Bliss pointed upward. “It connects the handle and the bowl of the Big Dipper.” She explained, following the sound of the kids oooing.
Alexithymiaa: -Steph leaned off the side of the cabin and wandered over to the stage area, watching Remy with his kids and Bryan with his. She lifted her hand up slightly to send them small waves before pulling her arms back to her sides. // Bryan slid his guitar off his lap and onto the floor beside his chair, clapping his hands together. "Alright everyone go away, I want to relax. We'll pick it up tomorrow after you sleep and eat and whatever you guys do. Go, now."-
Tsaaq: He waved them away as they ran away and got ready for bed. Remy glanced up and returned Steph’s wave. “Night guys, see you tomorrow. Run you lines before bed.” He said to his kids before turning to Bryan and shook his head. “How the hell do you relax, fucking Bryan?” Remy asked loudly. // She felt a tug on her shirt and lowered her gaze to the small girl beside her. “Oh, I must have lost track of time. I’m afraid it’s time for bed everyone.” Bliss said to the group. “Make haste and we’ll all head down the hill together.” She ordered.
Alexithymiaa: -Steph stepped up onto the stage with her arms tightly across her chest, smirking. "By torturing innocent souls and feeding on their misery. But of course that's just me speaking from previous experience of watching him do it." // Bryan lifted his hands to flip them both off, pushing up from his chair. "Wow ha ha you're both so fuckin' funny. Really, good stuff. How about you shut the fuck up."-
Tsaaq: “Ah, you’re like one of those floating black things in Harry Potter.” Remy started to cackle. He raked his fingers through his hair and sputtered his lips as he glanced to Steph. “Where’s Ashly-“ He started to ask before clearing his throat and pretending to cough. “Sorry, where’s Ash?” He asked. // Bliss watched the kids go one by one down the ladder then went down after them. She motioned her hand ahead of her so they could jog in front of her as they went down the hill.
Alexithymiaa: (BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Alexithymiaa: -Text-
Alexithymiaa: (Why did I do that)
Alexithymiaa: -Steph smirked and casually lifted her hand to cover her mouth in an attempt to hide her amusement, composing herself before simply saying, "Yes, Remy. Yes. Just... yes." // Bryan narrowed his eyes on Remy's face. "Did you just fuckin' call me a Dementor, you fuck? At least I'm fuckin' cool. You'd be like... Ron or some shit."-
Tsaaq: ((ahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA))
Tsaaq: Remy tried not to laugh. “Okay but his name is hilarious.” He whispered then shrugged. “He’s still pretty hot though.” Remy nodded his head slowly then rolled his eyes at Bryan. “Seriously? Ron is the best? That’s the ginger that gets with the hottie in the end right? Shit, I’d love to be him. Go me.” He pumped his fist with victory. // Bliss led the kids in her troop to their cabin as the rest of the children dispersed to their designated sleeping places and things. She wandered away when she saw they were all snuggled up and sleeping. She passed the stage and spotted the group. “Evening everyone.” She said with a wave.
Alexithymiaa: -She smiled again and planted her hand on her hip. "Which is why we stick to nicknames around here and no one gets hurt." She rolled her eyes and Bryan and turned to look at the approaching Bliss. "Hey. What's up?" // "No, no one fuckin' likes Ron and he ends up with the fuckin' nerd. Shut the fuck up." He dropped down into his chair angrily and looked over at Bliss, his arms crossed in front of him like a fucking pouty child.-
Tsaaq: “Yeah that’s what would be best.” He chuckled at Steph. “Are you serious?” He quirked his eyebrow at Bryan and turned to the blonde. “Bliss, tell us about the Ron guy in Harry Potter.” Remy demanded // She shrugged her shoulders. “Nothing really, just put the littles to bed.” Bliss replied. Her eyebrows furrowed at Remy and she glanced to Bryan as well. “Uhhh Ron Weasley? He’s kind of amazing. He’s a pureblood but his family is humble, he’s a loyal friend. Sure there’s times he’s jealous of Harry but they usually find their loyalty again. He destroys two horcruxes, he helped win a bunch of quidditch matches. Oh! And he and Hermione are in love and basically my OTP.” She shrugged as she explained carefully.
Alexithymiaa: -Steph leaned back against one of the support beams, shaking her head. "Why is this an argument? This shouldn't even be a thing right now. There are so many more interesting points that could be made right now and we're stuck on Harry Potter and why you're fucking retarded." // "Oh yeah, he gets jealous of Harry? I wonder why that is. Oh because Harry is the fuckin' cool hero dude and Ron is his lame ass awkward sidekick who ends up with the NERD." He tunred his head to look at Steph with a glare, dropping his eyes over her. "You look fuckin' weird, shut up over there."-
Tsaaq: Remy sputtered his lips. “Shut the fuck up Bryan. Emma Watson is a total babe. Who cares if she’s a nerd? She probably sucks dick like a pro.” He retorted. // She started pout as she lowered her head. “I’m a nerd…” She trailed off softly. “And Harry is so useless for most of the books. He spends all of The Order Of The Phoenix complaining about stupid things. “ She scoffed and rolled her eyes. “Any true fan knows that he’s actually an idiot.” Bliss looked over to Steph and began to frown widely. “I don’t even know. I don’t know why this always happens when I’m around Bryan.” She exclaimed.
Alexithymiaa: (bahahahaha he does)
Alexithymiaa: (Neville is where its at <3 He's my hero)
Tsaaq: ((I LOVE NEVILLE!))
Alexithymiaa: "Because bad things happen to good people when he's around, that's why." She shifted to sit down on the stage, folding her legs in front of her and looking down at herself briefly. "I look fine." // Bryan slumped down in his seat, his eyes jumping over to Bliss. "Okay, but Ron fucking sucks and he's just jealous of Harry who isn't even cool which makes him suck even more. You're missing the whole point here."-
Tsaaq: “You are an insufferable ass.” Remy said dismissively to him. “Ron is clearly the winner out of the three of those assholes. Not only is he hilarious? He gets to pork Herman. Heron, whatever that hot bitch’s name is.” // “I don’t understand.” Bliss shook her head at Bryan. “I don’t know what you mean, what does that even mean?” She turned to Steph and raised her eyebrows. “Apparently so.” She said in a high pitch before scoffing.
Alexithymiaa: -Steph let out a loud groan, throwing her hands up into the air. "Can we not? Can we just... not? We can talk about literally anything else. Oh, I have an idea. I'm finalizing the paperwork for the new AGD house which means I'm going to need willing helpers to move shit in when the house is ready. Which means all of you bitches." // Bryan rolled his eyes and leaned back in the chair, turning his head to look away from them. "Yeah... whatever..."-
Tsaaq: He shrugged his shoulders and nodded. “Sure, I’ll help you guys move.” Remy nodded his head. “If you all bikni car wash my lamborghini.” He said with a raise of his eyebrow. // “Thank goodness that spiral is over.” She whispered. “Deplorable.” Bliss slowly shook her head at Remy. “I’ll ask if Eli would like to help too if you want me to, dear.” She told her with a smile.
Alexithymiaa: "Well we need all the help we can get. Maybe we'lk barbecue and get some drinks for everyone who helps out so it can be sort of a move in party of sorts. Somewhat less like work and more like fun? I don't know. All I know is I can't do it myself and I'm not fucking trying to." // Bryan swung his head over to look at Remy. "Why don't you just fuckin' ask Cadence to wash your car naked instead of getting everyone else involved? I bet she'd do it. It's a pretty hot car..."-
Tsaaq: “But think about all the sorority chicks washing my car! … Well maybe Cadence naked is the equivalent if not better?” He stroked his beard. “If you’re barbecuing and bringing out drinks I’ll definitely be there. I don’t have to carry really heavy shit right?”// She brushed her stray strands of hair behind her ear as she nodded her head. “That actually sounds like a really great persuasion mechanism. And everybody will know what the new AGD house looks like, it will probably inspire some new pledges.” Bliss said to Steph before frowning at Remy and Bryan. “Can you two not?” She asked.
Alexithymiaa: -Steph turned her head to stare blankly at Remy and then Bryan, taking a deep breath. "Someone has to carry the heavy shit and that someone will be the men who like to claim they're bigger and better. So either we're getting humbler men around here which would be nice, or we're getting all the heavy shit moved into the house. Seems like a win win to me." She tucked her hair back behind her ear, returning her attention to Bliss. "I'm hoping so. I'd like to actually have our sorority doing what it's supposed to be doing. Like raising money for charity instead of just trying to be a bunch of dumb bitches. We're capable of so much and Brylie basically ran it into the ground. Surprise surprise, princess president couldn't handle her shit..." // Bryan broke into hysterical laughter, leaning forward in his chair to slap his knee. "Holy shit, tell us how you really feel. Fuck..."-
Tsaaq: He put his hands up. “Whoa whoa whoa, calm the fuck down. I can handle it.” Remy laughed a bit. “I’ll carry things BUT I request that there be a dolly of some sort around so I can roll things around too. I like variety.” He said as he lowered his hands once more. // “Yeah you guys weren’t very active for a while. I assumed it had to do with the summer, I don’t know.” Bliss shrugged and crossed her arms over her chest. “I was always sort of wary of joining the sorority due to the management.” She tilted her head and rolled her eyes at Bryan.
Alexithymiaa: "Yeah well, new management and you know for a fact shit is getting done if I'm in charge of it. The only reason things were inactive was because she was too busy shoving herself so far up Justin's ass and then he went to prison like a bitch and she needed to sit and cry about it." // Bryan looked over at Remy, sending him a nod. "I can stop by my friend's shop and pick up some dollies and hand trucks so shit sucks less. I'd rather sweat my ass off than hear them fuckin' bitch."-
Tsaaq: “Niiice.” He nodded his head. “This sounds like a day where I’d do things with my shirt off if I looked good with my shirt off. But we all can’t be like Usher.” Remy shrugged. “You guys should make a freshie follow us around with some lemonade too.” He suggested to Steph. “Also fuck that jailbird. He’s a sister fucker.”// Bliss tilted her head with a raise of her brows. “That was precisely what I assumed.” She replied. “And sure he’s incarcerated for his altercation with Devin but, he probably shouldn’t have done any of that in the first place. It’s very difficult for me to sympathize for him or her.”
Alexithymiaa: "I have no sympathy and I give no fucks." She leaned over to look at Remy, shaking her head. "No one is making any pledges our minions, Remy. I have more respect for people than that. Most days..." // Bryan rolled his eyes at the mention of Justin, letting out a huff. "Fuck him. He deserves all the gay sex he's probably getting in prison right now. That fuck is a piece of shit. I can't believe I was ever friends with him."-
Tsaaq: “Fucking fine! What’s the point of helping sorority chicks if they don’t give me lemonade?” He asked angrily. Remy began to sulk and look down at his feet. “Same fucking here… Though he’d probably be a top. Knowing him…” He trailed off grumpily. // “Well he certainly wasn’t receiving my sympathies when I heard about his adultery, nor with his unnecessary violent outbursts. I must reluctantly admit he was somebody I saw as inspiring before I learned he was secretly Darth Vader.” She mumbled with a frown. “If I pledge do I have to be spanked or hazed in anyway because not only is that against the rules but it is also very disenfranchising.” She asked then gritted her teeth for a moment.
Alexithymiaa: "No. No hazing whatsoever. Granted you do have to go through rush, but that doesn't mean hazing. That just makes earning your sisterhood. I promise I would never do that to you or any other incoming chicks who wanted to pledge." She turned slowly to look at Remy. "Why... just... why?" // Bryan cracked up and scratched his fingers at his beard. "Okay, but fuck him. There are probably bigger cooler dudes in prison who are butt fucking him."-
Tsaaq: Remy frowned while thinking. “Okay but its true Steph. My god.” He whispered. “I bet Justin likes it too. He probably bitches out really fast and lets them do it. He’s probably somebody’s prison wife.” He nodded his head. // She smiled and started to clap her hands softly. “Oh that’s great!” Bliss cheered. “I’m definitely considering it. I fear in my old age I’ve been lacking in extracurricular.” Her eyes widened as she listened to Bryan and Remy. “Stop!” She yelled.
Alexithymiaa: -She shook her head and leaned down to press her forehead into her knees, letting out a groan. "How am I related to that? I refuse to accept this as fact. One of us is adopted. I hope it's me..." // Bryan laughed harder against Bliss' protests, slapping his hand against his leg. "Oh shit, he definitely fuckin' is. He probably fuckin' drops to his knees like a little bitch, too. We should go see him and laugh about it."-
Tsaaq: “Yeah, he let’s them pound away at his fucking esophagus until it’s fucking bruised dude.” Remy began to cackle. “Poetic justice.” He whispered with a nod then rolled his eyes at the two girls. “Okay you hush. And you shut up because you read gay shit all the time so how is this any different.” He pointed to Steph then to Bliss. // Bliss scoffed and her face contorted with outrage. “No! It is different. Their love is tender and sweet, you both are describing borderline pornographic tripe.” She said with a frown before she glanced at Steph. “Maybe you are adopted and your real family is out there looking for you. In theory it’s nice.” She shrugged.
Alexithymiaa: "I just have to hope and pray that it's true otherwise I don't know how to get through family gatherings..." She leaned her chin down on her knees, raising her brows at Remy. "Hush? Really? You hush. Your descriptions are disgusting and I assure you it has nothing to do with the homoerotic theme." // Bryan laughed back in his chair, throwing up his hands. "Why does everyone have to ruin the fun? Why? Hey Shortstack how about you shut up and be whiney somewhere else. I was here first. Location and worldly."-
Tsaaq: Remy rolled his eyes at them. “You guys like that shit, you like gay shit. Girls love gay shit.” He said dismissively. “I bet if Ash and fucking Eli said this shit you’d guys be all like ‘oh my gosh our boyfriends are soooo awesome’ and shit.” Remy said, trying to imitate the girls. // “If it makes you feel any better I feel the same at family functions.” Bliss said to Steph. She shook her head at the two of them. “I’m not ruining the fun? How is talking about Justin being sodomized and raped fun? That’s awful.” She frowned.
Alexithymiaa: "Actually, if Ash said that I would ask him if his pants were cutting off the circulation to his brain. You guys are talking about rape. Which is not okay. It doesn't matter if it's gay or straight. It's not okay." Her voice dropped slightly her eyes set hard on their faces. // Bryan blew out a deep breath, lifting his hand to scratch at the top of his head when the 'R' word was mentioned. He swatted his hand out toward Remy, nodding toward the girls. "Okay, shut the fuck up now."-
Tsaaq: “Damn it.” He whispered as he kicked at the ground. “Still fuck Justin.” He muttered begrudgingly as he looked away. “And Eli but only a little bit.” He added quickly. “Ash is cool though.” He continued. // She let out a sigh of relief and shook her head. “Good, be quiet.” Bliss waved her index finger. “I thought you liked Eli.“ Bliss respired exasperatedly. “You’re ridiculous.” She said softly.
Alexithymiaa: "Wait, what's wrong with Eli? He's nice. Granted, a little awkward a lot of the time, but he's never done anything to hurt anyone." // Bryan scoffed loudly, stretching his feet out in front of his chair. "Fuck Eli. That kid doesn't know when to shut the fuck up and he thinks he's better than everyone else. I fuckin' hate that arrogant little asshole."-
Tsaaq: ((Lmao what the hell Bryan))
Alexithymiaa: (He just hates him)
Tsaaq: Remy threw his hands up. “I said only a little!” He shouted then started to grimace. “Yeah what Bryan said and shit.” He said unconvincingly. “He’s a total nerd and shit like come on.” Remy scratched the back of his neck and then made an irritated noise. “Okay what was wrong with me? You’re just so happy with him. I hate it. What the hell? What’s so great about him? Half of the time you look like you’re about to fling your stormtroooper panties at him.” He blurted out. // Bliss’ eyes had widened as Remy spoke. “Really? This? This is why you’re upset?” She responded and groaned. “Ignore him, he doesn’t really hate him.” She told Steph. “He’s just jealous of him. Which is completely dumb because he acted like he was happy about me meeting him.”
Alexithymiaa: -She opened her mouth to speak before simply closing it again, her confusion worn across her face. "Okay... I'm... I'm confused. What the fuck just happened?" // Bryan held up a hand, looking back and forth between Remy and Bliss. "Woah woah woah... did you guys fuckin' date? Did that shit actually happen?"-
Tsaaq: “Yes! This is why I’m upset. I feel like you used me cause you were lonely, you’re a user!” He pointed angrily at Bliss. “I mean sure Eli is your Amy but can you not act so fucking happy? It makes me feel shitty? What was it? Is it the way I kiss? Too much tongue?” Remy put his hand over his face. “It was complicated.” He answered. // “Stop!” She rolled her eyes and looked upward with irritation. “It was not complicated, we used to make out that was it. There was nothing. And for some reason you felt the need to stalk me and every person I feigned interest in.” She corrected swiftly. “So no, we did not date. And I didn’t use you! We’re just friends. You made it all weird with the stalking, mostly the stalking.” Bliss sighed.
Tsaaq: ((Lmao Steph doesn't know Remy stalked Ash does she?))
Alexithymiaa: (Nope!)
Alexithymiaa: -She scratched the side of her face before running her fingers down through her hair. "Soo..... uh... this was... this was fun. Now we know you guys used to hook up and Remy is a stalker. One of which I already had some suspicions about. Which I'd like to let you just guess which one." // Bryan cracked up obnoxiously, leaning over to laugh in Remy's face. "Hahhhh! You got fuckin' ditched for that nerdy fuck! He's fuckin' better at hooking up than you are! That's fuckin' hilarious!"-
Tsaaq: Remy sucked his teeth and shoved Bryan before crossing his arms angrily. “I wasn’t ditched! She wouldn’t put out! She wouldn’t even let me touch her boobs, she has a bunch of stupid rules that no normal human man can follow!” He complained loudly then looked at Steph. “Is it… Is it the stalking one?” He guessed unsurely. // Bliss rolled her eyes. “Oh come on, you have a horrible track record. Did you really think we were going to go any further than kissing? You’re smarter than that! And Eli can follow the rules! That just leads me to believe that males are just uncooperative!” She retorted. “Hey be nice! He’s might be a nerdy eff word but he’s sweet and nice and makes me happy. That’s more than I can say for the guys who came before him.” She said to Bryan.
Alexithymiaa: -Steph leaned over, shaking her head. "Just ignore them. I'm happy for you and Eli. You guys are really cute and you deserve each other. It's great that you've found each other to do things like fucking go to ComicCon together and awesome shit like that." She turned her head to look at Remy, smiling innocently. "The world may never know." // Bryan turned his head away from the group, still smiling and clearly amused with the situation. "I don't care about any excuses. This shit is funny as fuck and nothing you say is going to change my mind about that."-
Tsaaq: “Oh bullshit, you’re telling me when he makes out with you he doesn’t get a boner? Then he’s gay and you’re a beard.” He sassed. “You’re a piece of shit! You know that?” He said angrily to Bryan then looked to Steph. “Okay but I really know to now, like now. It’s important.” // She started to smile again and pushed her glassed up her nose. “Aw thank you!  And he’s so much fun. It’s like having a best friend as a boyfriend. It’s fantastic.”  She grinned from ear to ear. “It’s as if I want to kiss him but I also want to talk about comic books at the same time.” She looked to Remy and shook her head. “I don’t even know why you’re jealous. That flame has been extinguished.”
Alexithymiaa: "That flame probably shouldn't have existed..." She mumbled moreso to herself, pulling her arms around her legs. "Holy shit Remy, you're a stalker. Okay? I can see you being a huge stalker. That and Liz wouldn't shut the fuck up about you following that one dude and kicking his ass so the points against you are just racking up. How many people you've stalked, I don't know. But I can still see it." // Bryan shrugged his shoulders, nodding slightly. "Yeah, pretty much. But you hate me less than you hate everyone else so it's cool."-
Tsaaq: Remy stared at Bryan for a moment then grumbled. “Yeah yeah yeah, what the fuck ever.” He sighed then glanced to Steph. “Okay I might be a stalker, but I’m not a STALKER stalker. Like the only people I used to stalk were that one guy, Bliss, Serenity, Ash-“ He stopped talking and his eyes widened. // “I heard that, and I agree.” Bliss said to Steph in a matter-of-fact tone. She looked to Remy and shook her head quickly. “Remy don’t, Remy stop.” She sighed and lowered her head with shame for him.
Alexithymiaa: -She quickly held up a hand to stop him, staring intently on Remy's face. "Wait wait wait, you stalked Ash? Why?" // Bryan burst into laughter again, holding his stomach and leaning over. "You stalked Ash? That's fuckin' great! You're in love with my sister's gay boyfriend! That's so fuckin' great!"
Tsaaq: He pointed to Bliss quickly. “Okay it was her fault because she said she thought he was hot so I got jealous and started stalking him because I didn’t understand what was so great about him at the time. But I told him about it already, we’re totally cool now.” Remy tried to explain to Steph but honestly he already fucked up. "Shut the fuck up Bryan!" // Bliss’ mouth went agape as she glared at him. “You’re blaming me? I didn’t tell you to stalk him! Who I find visually appealing is none of your business!” She argued. “You should’ve stopped talking when I said so.”
Alexithymiaa: -She pursed her lips and nodded her head slowly. "Well... okay then. I guess..." She fell into an awkward silence, unsure of what to say. // Bryan shook his head and continued to laugh, scooping his hand back through his hair. "This shit can't get any better than it is right now."-
Tsaaq: “Bryan shut the fuck up or I’m going to punch you in your giant nipples!” He shouted. “Listen Steph it’s okay now. I don’t stalk him anymore we’re buddies now, please don’t think I’m crazy.” Remy whispered quickly. // Bliss put her hands on her hips and rolled her eyes. “I get so mad at you sometimes.” She said to Remy and glanced to Bryan. “And you should stop as well.”
Alexithymiaa: "Honestly Remy, I kind of thought you were crazy anyway. This didn't change anything, so you're fine. And if he's cool with you being a stalker, why should I care, right?" She let out a small laugh, bringing her hand up to tuck her hair back behind her ear. // Bryan laughed again just for good measure before instinctively bringing his hands up to cover his nips. "Hey, leave my fuckin' normal ass nipples out of this."-
Tsaaq: He started to frown. “Okay you think I’m crazy but like, do you think I’m a bad type of crazy or a cool type of crazy because I’m actually really self conscious of my mental health or lack thereof.” Remy said quickly then turned to glare at Bryan. “Your nipples aren’t normal! Pizza Joe!” He yelled. // “I could’ve done without knowing about Bryan’s areolas, Remy.” Bliss said with a shake of her head.
Alexithymiaa: (What the fuck is pizza joe)
Tsaaq: ((LMAO I DONT KNOW))
Alexithymiaa: "You're a perfectly fun type of crazy." She extended her legs out in front of her and pushed up to her feet, stretching her arms over her head. "Okay, I need to head home and feed the cats and get some shit done before my morning run. Are you guys chilling here?" // "My nipples are fucking normal you assbag!" Bryan hollered after him, kicking his foot out in protest. He turned to look over at Steph, lifting a hand. "Why don't you fuckin' go to sleep you zombie freak?"-
Tsaaq: “Phew.” Remy pretended to wipe sweat from his brow. He shrugged and glanced between the others. “Yeah probably. I’m going to have to fight Bryan and then we’ll yell, then we’ll be friends. You know, a usual Wednesday.” He answered. // Bliss frowned at Bryan and crossed her arms. “I don’t understand. It sounds as if you care but you say it in such a callous way it’s confusing.” She whispered. “I’m probably going to head up to counselor’s cabin soon. I have a lot of things I need to plan. The semester starts less than a month from now and I haven’t reviewed my schedules.” She said.
Alexithymiaa: -She rolled her eyes and planted her hands on her hips, dropping her attention to Bliss. "Welcome to my family. Where you pretend to care in the meanest way you can muster." She shook her head and lifted a hand to wave at them before turning to walk away, heading through camp to the parking lot and her car. // Bryan held his hands out on either side of him. "What? What did I do? I said she should go to sleep. Normal people fuckin' sleep. There's nothing wrong with that I said. Right Remy?"-
Tsaaq: He nodded his head in agreement. “Yeah, little fucking sister looks sleepy? You tell that bitch to take her ass to bed. I don’t see anything wrong with that.” Remy chimed in. // Bliss let out a small sigh. “Well goodnight anyways!” She said with a weak wave.  She went to glance at Remy and Bryan to give them her usually judgmental glare. “And bonne nuit to you two as well.” She curtsied slightly as she went to go up the hill into the counselor’s cabin.
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan shook his head as the girls walked off. "Why is there always a fuckin' comment for everything? We're not being dicks, they're just being sensitive. This is bullshit."-
Tsaaq: He started to frown with a tilt of his head. “I don’t know, I might be kind of a dick now that I think about it.” Remy muttered. “I mean is boob touching required when making out? No. But I still expected it… Is Eli really that bad? Not really. Am I pissed off about his existence? Sort of.” Remy said with a nod of his head. “But they also might be sensitive, they do get mad over shit all the fucking time. It’s a lot easier to blame them than to own up to my issues.”
Alexithymiaa: -bryan slowly turned his head to look at Remy. "Dude... shut the fuck up. The answer was yes, they're too sensitive, no we're not dicks. Stop blowing up my fuckin' spot you asswipe. What the fuck is wrong with you?"-
Tsaaq: “Oh… OH!” Remy said loudly in realization. “Yeah sure dude, they’re too sensitive. We’re not dicks.” He said quickly with a shrug.
Alexithymiaa: "Good..." He crossed his arms over his chest and sat in silence for a moment before bringing bath hands up to scratch at his face. "Ugh, this shit is fuckin' killing me."-
Tsaaq: He turned to glance at Bryan and furrowed his brows. “So shave the fucking thing.” Remy said with another shrug of his shoulders. “Or trim it, some shit?”
Alexithymiaa: "I'm not shaving my beard until next year. It looks fuckin' awesome. I look like I could take out bears or some shit in the woods if I had to. If I shaved it off I wouldn't be able to kill a bear. It's the power of the beard." He stroked his hand down over his chin gently. "I could probably trim it. But do I want to?"-
Tsaaq: Remy narrowed his eyes at Bryan and looked around. "I guess it looks cool. It sort looks like if you were wearing sunglasses and a trench coat you'd try to flash me..." He said as he stifled a laugh. "If you like your beard so much why don't you marry it?"
Alexithymiaa: "Because it's not legal in the state of Oregon. Stop being such a fuckin' smartass." He pushed up from his chair and grabbed his guitar, walking it over to the shed to replace it with the others behind the stage because that's totally a thing now.-
Tsaaq: "So you WOULD if you could?" Remy snickered. "How would you ever have sex with your beard? That sounds hilariously complicated." He busted into loud laughter.
Alexithymiaa: "I just keep thinking of the episode of Family Guy right now with Peter and the fuckin' birds in his bird and it's freaking me out." He turned around and walked back over toward Remy, sliding his hands down into his pockets. "That would be ridiculous, right? If birds were in my beard?"-
Tsaaq: Remy couldn't keep himself from smiling. "Nah there totally could be some bird eggs in there right now just waiting to hatch and the little birdies are going to think you're their mommy." He tried to say casually. "You should watch your ass with that thing."
Alexithymiaa: "I would straight up light myself on fire, dude." He walked across the stage to step down into the grass, turning to look at Remy. "Just for that I hope a pigeon shits on you tomorrow."-
Tsaaq: "We both know that isn't going to happen so be mad about it." Remy said with a wide grin as he flipped Bryan off and walked beside him and stuff or whatever but not in a gay way but a friendship way.
Alexithymiaa: (You made it gay. It wasnt gay until you said not in a gay way.)
Alexithymiaa: (You are the reason I ship our straight characters.)
Tsaaq: ((LMAO))
Tsaaq: ((IT SEEMED GAY TO ME SORRY LOL))
Alexithymiaa: (EVERYTHING SEEMS GAY TO YOU. STOP READING SO MUCH DAMN FAN FIC.)
Alexithymiaa: "I'm going to stab you in your sleep." bryan moved throough the grass, heading over toward the parking lot and his car. "Yo, I'll catch you later or what the fuck ever?"-
Tsaaq: He snickered. "Yeah sure you are." He scoffed. "Yeah yeah, I'll see you later you bastard." Remy walked backwards before turning around and walking up the hill into the counselor's cabin and went to a most glorious sleep.
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan went to kill something with his beard or something. The end.-
Tsaaq: ((HE did not))