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Day Cider in Equestria

Apr 25th, 2013
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  1. >Day Cider in Equestria.
  2. >You are Anon.
  3. >Fluttershy has invited you to a cider party at Pinkie Pie's house.
  4. >This is probably a rape attempt, but it's free cider.
  5. >It is 7 PM.
  6. >Time to go.
  7. >You walk out of your house, going straight toward Pinkie's.
  8. >On the way, you saw Fluttershy teaching her pets to do karate.
  9. >Shouldn't she be at the party already?
  10. >Just ignore it.
  11. >When you arrive at the party, everyone cheers.
  12. >"HI ANON!"
  13. >Guess they all wanted you to be here.
  14. >Twilight walks up to you.
  15. >"Anon! I'm glad you came.
  16. >A pink blur jumps over Twilight, landing on you.
  17. >"NONNY! I'm glad you came!"
  18. >Pinkie starts hugging you tightly.
  19. >It's starting to hurt.
  20. >You're having trouble breathing now.
  21. G-Great to s-see you Pinkie.
  22. >She let's go of you, allowing you to breath again.
  23. >She pulls your arm, dragging you to a table full of cider.
  24. >"How much do you think you can drink, Nonny?"
  25. >You know you can drink a lot.
  26. >It's just cider.
  27. >There's no alcohol in it, unless it's really old.
  28. >You could probably drink all of the cider in the house.
  29. Give. Me. All of it.
  30. >Pinkie puts her hoof in front of you.
  31. >"Not just yet Nonny! If you want to drink all of it, then you have to be in a cider drinking contest!"
  32. >You've been known for winning cider drinking competitions.
  33. >Nop0ny tries to challenge you.
  34. Really?! No one thinks they can beat me!
  35. >A yellow hoof rises in the air.
  36. >"I-I'll challenge you Anon."
  37. >Really?! Out of all of the p0nies that could challenge me, she's the only one?!
  38. OK, I accept your challenge.
  39. >This'll be easy.
  40. >A table is set up with 50 cups of cider.
  41. >You and Flutterhy sit across from each other.
  42. >Everyp0ny surrounds the two of you.
  43. If I win, I get to drink the rest of the cider.
  44. >Fluttershy raises the first cup.
  45. >"I-If I win, you have to have sex with me."
  46. >Knew this would be a rape attempt.
  47. Pinkie puts her hoof on the table.
  48. >"Get Ready. Get Set. DRINK!"
  49. >The two of you chug your drinks at extreme speed.
  50. >You both finish the first cup almost instantly.
  51. >"R-Ready for more?"
  52. Always.
  53. >...
  54. >Three hours has passed by.
  55. >You and Fluttershy drank almost all of the cider in town.
  56. >Fluttershy is starting to sway back and forth.
  57. >Your stomach is starting to hurt.
  58. >It's making weird noises.
  59. Ready to give up Fluttershy?
  60. >She crappily shakes her head.
  61. >"N-No Ano-"
  62. >She passes out.
  63. VICTORY IS MIN-
  64. >You feel a surge coming out of your throat.
  65. >You run towards the trash can, puking.
  66. >It hurts so much right now.
  67. I don't feel so good...
  68. >You pass out due to the pain.
  69. >...
  70. >You wake up hours later.
  71. >You look around, taking note of how your in a shed.
  72. >You can't move your arms and legs.
  73. >You are tied up.
  74. >"Hi Anon."
  75. >Oh no.
  76. Let me go!
  77. >"I'm afraid that won't happen Anon."
  78. >She moves her face close to yours.
  79. >"Don't worry, this is going to feel amazing, Anon."
  80. >And you were stuck in a shed
  81. >Fucking Fluttershy.
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