timeline.php

<?php
    require_once('TwitterAPIExchange.php');
    require_once('Memory.php');

    date_default_timezone_set("UTC");
    error_reporting(E_ALL);
    ini_set('display_errors', 1);

    $memory = Memory::getInstance();
    if($memory->active()){
        //$events = $memory->forget('_events');
        $events = $memory->get('_events');
    }
    if(!$events){
        $settings = array(
            'oauth_access_token' => "",
            'oauth_access_token_secret' => "",
            'consumer_key' => "",
            'consumer_secret' => ""
        );

        $url = 'https://api.twitter.com/1.1/statuses/user_timeline.json';
        $getfield = '?screen_name=jagexclock&count=30';
        $requestMethod = 'GET';

        $twitter = new TwitterAPIExchange($settings);
        $rawTweets = json_decode($twitter->setGetfield($getfield)
            ->buildOauth($url, $requestMethod)
            ->performRequest());

        $events = array();

        foreach($rawTweets as $rawTweet){
            $event = new stdClass();
            $districts = array();

            $rawTweet->created_at = preg_replace("/\+0000 /","", $rawTweet->created_at);
            $event->time = new DateTime();
            $event->time->setTimestamp(strtotime($rawTweet->created_at));

            if(preg_match("/in the ([a-zA-Z]{1,9}) and ([a-zA-Z]{1,9}) districts/", $rawTweet->text, $districts)){
                $event->text = "Prifddinas: {$districts[1]} and {$districts[2]}";
                $event->districts = array($districts[1],$districts[2]);
                $event->type = "prifddinas";
            } else if (preg_match("/Wilderness Warbands/", $rawTweet->text)) {
                $event->text = "Warbands in 15m";
                $event->type = "warband";
            } else {
                continue;
            }

            $events[] = $event;
        }

        $now = new DateTime();
        $yesterday = new DateTime();
        $yesterday->modify('-1 day');
        $yesterdayMidnight = new DateTime();

        $yesterdayMidnight->setTimestamp(strtotime($yesterday->format("d-m-Y ") . "0:00:00"));

        //caches
        $catchTime = clone $yesterdayMidnight;
        $catchTime->modify('-5 minutes');

        while($catchTime < $now){
            $event = new stdClass();
            $event->type = "cache";
            $event->text = "Guthix Cache in 5m";
            $event->time = clone $catchTime;

            $events[] = $event;

            $catchTime->modify('+3 hours');
        }

        //Goebies
        $goebiesTime = clone $yesterdayMidnight;
        $goebiesTime->modify('-10 minutes');

        while($goebiesTime < $now){
            $event = new stdClass();
            $event->type = "goebies";
            $event->text = "Goebies Supply Run in 15m";
            $event->time = clone $goebiesTime;

            $events[] = $event;

            $goebiesTime->modify('+12 hours');
        }


        usort($events, function($a, $b) {
          $ad = $a->time;
          $bd = $b->time;

          if ($ad == $bd) {
            return 0;
          }

          return $ad > $bd ? -1 : 1;
        });

        if($memory->active()){
            $memory->set('_events',$events,60);
        }
    }

    echo json_encode($events);