Present Guide Emails

Me: Are you the Present guide?

Present guide: Sorry what? Not sure what you are talking about there?

You see I got this gig, they pay me monthly to keep an eye on this inbox, I'm meant to reply to whoever emails it.  So here I am replying to you like they said I should.

Tis all money in the bank. Tis all good.

Like your name Fuzzy, cool name.

Do you play games much? I like to play not the shooting games they make me sea-sick, motion sick you know. Games like running a world sort of thing you know that sort of thing. All good really.

Money in the bank mate.

D.

Me: Hey there!

Do you know who is paying you, or why?  Did they give you any other instructions?  Do you know anything about the Janus Archive?

I like your name, too.  D.  Very mysterious.  Is it just D, or is that short for something?

I love playing games!  I really enjoy puzzles games.  Like Portal.  Have you played Portal?

- Fuzzy

Present guide: Hey Fuzzy,

They call themselves by a number money goes direct into the bank, begins with a seven I think.  Portal yeah I  think I played that did my head in a little, I like staying in one place you know. Just mellow out.

Janus Archive, yeah I think that's what they are paying me for.  Archives are cool they stay in one place don't move much like libraries, though you get some libraries that move don't like those ones gotta stay in one place.

'D' I was named after some great dude investigator, I forget I just stick to 'D' its easy you know man.

Definitely feel another beer coming on.  I'm not drunk, I'm just right.

Tell me what do want? I want a beer.

D.

Me: D. Wallace, maybe?  Do you know anything about him?

Also, can you help us make sense of any of this stuff: http://janusarchive.wikidot.com/ja1070x742x2 ?

If you remember anything else, I'd love to hear it!  Thanks for your help.

- Fuzzy

Present guide: Fuzzy,

Hey I just thought do yer look like a bear then you would fuzzybear mmm maybe that is before your time.  I'm not that old just watch a lot of crap tv.

Wallace don't know the cat.

You've yourself a page full of text there, hard to see the wood for the trees I'd say.  Makes my head hurt just to look at it.

You know what I always do and I mean this goes completely against everything that normal men do, I read the instructions.  People think I'm stupid, I spot the obvious.

They put me on a one day course you know, it was just me and this hot broad who was giving the course. Thing is I didn't really listen to much I was looking at the broad, I mean she had legs that went...well maybe your too young for that.

D.