happy vday

Zerah: [opens doors with a bunch of hearts in his arms] Happy Valentine's Day, Seattle! [throws hearts everywhere. He hands one to Candy but she rudely tears it up. He gives one to Astra but her boat runs into a fire hydrant. He gives Stan a tiny heart. Zerah leaps over to Roscoe's place]
Roscoe: Happy Valentine's Day, Zerah. I'm nuts for you. [gets out an acorn nut with an arrow stuck through it]
Zerah: [puts the acorn away and takes out a bottle of chocolate syrup] Well, I'm bubbles for you, Roscoe. [blows a chocolate heart bubble]
Roscoe: [Opens a door on his helmet for the chocolate heart to go into; eats it] Mmmm, chocolate. Mighty tasty. Zora's gonna love the one you made for her. [a chocolate balloon is shown and then Zerah and Roscoe run over and Roscoe gets into the basket] Take me through the plan again.
Zerah: Ok. [Zerah blows a chocolate carnival] Step one: [manly voice] Zora and I get to the Valentine's Day carnival. [a chocolate Zerah and Zora fly in and hop onto the carnival] Step two: I position Zora and myself on top of the Ferris wheel. [both of them hop over to the ferris wheel where it rides up to the top. Blows a chocolate hot air balloon] Step three: You arrive at designated checkpoint for maximum visual contact. [the balloon floats over above the carnival] Step four: Zora is thrilled. Mission accomplished. [chocolate bursts all over the screen and then we see Zora putting a big rock on the ground and pounds the rock into the shape of a heart and picks it up] Hi Zora.
Zora: [imagines the heart is talking to her] Hello?
Zerah: Zora, it's me, Zerah.
Zora: Zerah, what are you doing in there?
Zerah: Zora!
Zora: Oh my gosh! Zer...Zerah is stuck inside this rock! [screams] Hold on buddy, I'll get you out! [smashes the rock into a pile of dirt] Zerah? Zerah?
Zerah: Zora...
Zora: Zerah! [cries and rubs the pile of dirt against the side of her face] Zerah...!
Zerah: Zora, I'm right behind you! [Zora turns around]
Zora: There you are. [holds the pile of dirt in her hands] Happy Valentine's Day! Here's your present.
Zerah: And I have a present for you!
Zora: You do?
Zerah: It's the greatest... [Zora gets excited] ...the bestest... [Zora gets more excited] ...the most fantabulous... [Zora gets even more excited] ...present ever! [bounces and rolls all around all excited and overjoyed] But you can't have it yet. [Zora stops rolling and bouncing around]
Zora: Huh? Why not?
Zerah: Because it's not ready yet.
Zora: Is it ready now?
Zerah: Not yet.
Zora: How about now?
Zerah: Do you want to ruin the surprise?
Zora: Yes!
Zerah: Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
Zora: Oh, come on, please!
Zerah: Hmmm...nope, sorry.
Zora: [grabs on to Zerah's legs and feet] You gotta tell me!
Zerah: No can do! [laughs] You'll just have to wait! [Zerah walks off with Zora still hanging on his legs and feet]
Zora: Please. Oh please... [still hanging on his legs we see Zerah walking through the middle of nowhere] ...please-please-please-please. Tell me-tell me-tell me. Please?!
Zerah: Okay, Zora, here we are
Zora: [gasps as she sees the carnival] You got me a carnival? Mine! All mine, mine, mine, mine. [Zora runs inside the carnival and Zerah runs in behind her] Mine, mine, mine! All right, everybody out! This is my carnival!
Zerah: It's not the carnival.
Zora: Oh.
Zerah: [takes a quarter out of his pocket] Here, why don't you take this quarter and...
Zora: [snatches it from Zerah] Oh my gosh, a quarter! I've always wanted a quarter!
Zerah: It's not the quarter.
Zora: Oh.
Zerah: Now take that quarter and buy some cotton candy... [Zora interrupts and Zerah's finger deflates]
Zora: Cotton candy! I can't believe it! [Zora chases the cotton candy seller] Cotton candy!
Cotton Candy Seller: Hey, get away! Hey!
Roscoe: Roscoe to Zerah. [Zerah takes out a walkie-talkie where Roscoe's voice is coming from] Roscoe to Zerah. Come in Zerah.
Zerah: Ten-four Roscoe, Zerah here. [we see Roscoe closing in with the balloon on the carnival]
Roscoe: [floating toward the carnival in the balloon] I got a visual on the carnival. You want me to bring her in?
Zerah: Ohh, not yet, Roscoe. Zora's still trying to guess what his Valentine is.
Roscoe: [chuckles] You are such a kidder, Roscoe out. That Zerah... [a group of orange flying oysters are heading toward the balloon] Scallops...chocolate-eating scallops!
Zora: So if it's not cotton candy then what is it? I can't take it!
Zerah: You'll have to guess!
Zora: [points at a tent] This tent?
Zerah: No.
Zora: [holds up a man who is waiting in line for Heart-A-Whirl] This guy?
Zerah: No. [we see micro-organisms crawling around; it's Zora's view through a microscope]
Zora: This paramecium?
Zerah: [laughs] Nope.
Zora: [giggles] Heh, you're a sly one. I can't find here in the carnival...because it's on top of Mount 'Climb Up and Fall Off'. [runs up the mountain and falls off then runs back to Zerah] It wasn't there either!
Zerah: Are you sure? [runs up mountain and falls off again; Zerah uses his walkie-talkie to tell Roscoe something] Zerah to Roscoe, you can bring it in now. [Roscoe is using a whip to shoo scallops away]
Roscoe: Uhh, Zerah, we got ourselves a little problem. I got a pack of chocolate-eating scallops trying to rustle the balloon! Hi-yah! Get away, you sweet-toothed varmints! Hi-yah! I'm going to be a little late!
Zerah: Late? But what about... [Zora still jumping on and off mountain] ...Zora?
Roscoe: Hing-ya! Take him up to the Ferris wheel and I'll meet you there! Roscoe out!
Zerah: [puts away the walkie-talkie] If Zora doesn't get her valentine... [screams]
Zora: [suddenly appears from behind, all bruised] I'm pretty sure it's not up there, Zerah!
Zerah: Zora! Uhh, actually it's on the Ferris...
Zora: Ferris wheel! [she grabs Sponge and runs toward it; cut to them on the Ferris wheel being brought to the top] I'm ready for the greatest Valentine's present in the whole world now, Zerah.
Zerah: Well this is where you're gonna get it...I hope. Just keep looking out there, pal. [Zerah talks to Roscoe again on the walkie-talkie] Zerah to Roscoe, Zerah to Roscoe, come in, Roscoe! [Roscoe is fighting the chocolate eating scallops]
Roscoe: Roscoe to Zerah, I got my ox in a ditch here! I'm way off course! The scallops are eating the balloon! They're everywhere! [One scallop bites the balloon and the air goes out and it floats down] Aw, shoot! We're going down, Zerah! Switch to plan B!
Zerah: No, no, B, Roscoe! No, B! [Zora is smiling big waiting for her surprise] Uh, Zora, you know how sometimes you plan something special and things don't just work out?
Zora: No...no...eh-gee! Holy mackerel! Is it hot up here or what! [rips off her shirt and moves the ferris wheel seats back and forth and then up and down. Next, the ferris wheel is jumping up and down and then Zerah puts out her hand/arm]
Zerah: Zora, here it is! [Zora stares at Zerah's hand/arm]
Zora: What's that?
Zerah: It's a handshake...a friendly handshake.
Zora: A handshake? That's the big gift? You got me a handshake?
Zerah: A friendly handshake. Happy Valentine's Day! [Zora shakes his hand and stares it and makes a grumpy looking face. Zerah laughs and throughout their playtime in the carnival, Zora has the same grumpy look on her face]
Zora: I've been thinking. At first a handshake doesn't seem like much, but really it's the thought that counts… [a woman walks up with a box shaped like a heart full of chocolates in her arms]
Heather: Hey Zerah, I just wanted to thank you for this box of chocolates.
Zerah: Uh, no problem Heather. [walks off]
Zora: And even though I was expecting more... [a man with roses walks up]
Zed: Thanks for the roses, Zerah. Happy Valentine's Day.
Zerah: You too, Zed. [walks off]
Zora: And not that it matters that we've been friends for so long... [some woman walks by with a bike]
Lex: Hey Zerah, thanks for the bike! [talking to Zora] Can you believe this guy? I just met him this morning! [Zora begins to fume]
Zora: So as I was saying...
Luka: Excuse me; do you guys have the time?
Zora: [snaps and yells with rage, which is followed by her fursploding and picking up and throwing the man across the screen] [House of Horror music composed by W. Merrick Farran, Thomas Chase, and Steve Rucker starts playing] Zora needs love, too! [Zora goes psycho freaky. A crashing sound is heard. She bangs her stomach like a gorilla, grunts angrily as she runs closer towards the screen, angrily approaches a balloon cart, then cuts the balloon strings from a salesman and smashes the balloon cart with her buttocks. Cut to scene where children play with a guy in a heart suit; the children run off as Zora approaches]I defy you, Heartman! [Zora rips the suit in half and continues her rampage]
P.A. System: Attention everyone, there's a muscular brown furry on the loose! [everyone runs screaming; Zora sees a twirl-around ride that has hearts on it and goes mad over it]
Zora: Heart on stick must die! [goes to the pole and tries to pick it up; gives up eventually in tiredness; Zora sees a little girl eating a heart-shaped lollipop] Heart on stick must die! [grabs it, breaks it, and stuffs it in her mouth; girl screams as Zora takes the lollipop.]
Zerah: [gasps] Zora!
Zora: [Turns around with an evil look on her face; angrily grumbles jibberish, making everyone scared and run to a dead-end at the Goo Lagoon dock; Zora roars with rage] Huaaagh!
[everyone gets scared]
Zora: Give me Zerah! [Zerah is thrown in front of the group of citizens]
Zerah: [laughs nervously]
Zora: You broke my heart! Now I'm gonna break something of yours!
Zerah: Okay, Zora, I know I deserve this. [notes the crowd] But, do they?
Zora: They didn't get me anything either! [They throw a pile of gifts at Zora's feet] Nope, it's too late for that now... for all of you! [walks onto and over the gifts, about to kill everyone, starting with Zerah. the citizens take a step back and Zerah is scared]
Roscoe: Yee-haw! Get along little shellfish! Gallop you scallops! [whipping the scallops as she lands in the carnival with the balloon and letting scallops go]
Zerah: Yeah! Roscoe's here! Woo-hoo! Look Zora, it's here! It's here! The best valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you! [jumping up and down pointing behind Zora]
Zora: [ignores Zerah] Sure it is.
Zerah: I'm telling you, it's right there, turn around!
Zora: Uh-uh.
Zerah: Zora, just turn around! [But she wouldn't listen. everyone is yelling at Zora to turn around but she doesn't]
Crowd: Turn around! You nincompoop! Why you?
Zora: You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?
Crowd: Yes! Turn around!
Zora: No.
Crowd: Turn - a-round! Turn - a-round!
Zora: Nuh-uh. I'm gonna say this once and I'm not going to say it again, so pay attention. I am not, I repeat, not going to turn around for any reason...ever!
Roscoe: Howdy, Zora!
Zora: [turns around] Hi Roscoe! [notices the chocolate balloon then is confused and speaks gibberish]
Zerah: Happy Valentine's Day, Zora! [Zora jumps for joy and jumps on the balloon]
Zora: Yay! My valentine! Hey, is this solid chocolate?
Zerah: Zora, no! [Zora bites the balloon and chocolate explodes everywhere. Zerah and Zora are in the mess]
Zora: Aw Zerah, you didn't have to get me anything.