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The real Rainbow Rocks

Sep 29th, 2014
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  1. >Twilight brought you with her to help the girls in another universe.
  2. >Apparently they're slightly human over here.
  3. >You sit in the gym as all of these people argue for seemingly no reason.
  4. >Twilight bumps into some spiky blue hair sonic the hedgehog-lookin motherfucker.
  5. >She blushes incredibly hard and he smiles at her, asking if she came back to compete in the battle of the bands.
  6. >She agrees and suddenly he becomes a complete dick, saying his band will win and that she has no chance.
  7. >Twilight looks a little confused.
  8. >Just then the doors open and three girls, who totally don't look like the main antagonists, walk in.
  9. >They stand next to each other and close their eyes.
  10. >Their ruby necklaces glow for a moment, and then they exhale as if they had just eaten a big meal.
  11. >Huh.
  12. >You walk over to the spiky blue haired guy as he goes on about how his band is better.
  13. >Step between him and Twilight.
  14. "Hey faggot. Shut up."
  15. >He glares at you.
  16. >"What did you just call me?!"
  17. "Called you a faggot. Why does winning this thing even matter anyway?"
  18. >His jaw drops.
  19. >"Are you kidding? It means that my band is definitely the best band out of the entire school!"
  20. >You nod your head for him to continue, but he just looks at you.
  21. "Well congratulations on being the best in a place you're just going to leave soon and never come back."
  22. >"But-"
  23. "Not like it really matters though, considering this isn't even the real world. Do you think winning a high school competition is going to make you seem different to people out there in the world?"
  24. >The guy has nothing to say against this, he simply sighs.
  25. >"Damn... Guess you're right."
  26. >He walks away with his head hung.
  27. >You turn and see that the humanized versions of the mane six are walking up to the three evil bitches.
  28. "Oh this ought to be good."
  29. >Grab some cookies from the snack table and watch them.
  30. >They all interlock hands and Twilight yells out, "Friendship is Magic!"
  31. >Absolutely nothing happens, they all just stand there holding hands.
  32. >Some people start giggling.
  33. >You stuff another cookie into your mouth and then start walking over.
  34. >Just when the three girls are about to say something, you walk in front of them.
  35. >The one with poofy hair gives you a sultry gaze.
  36. >"And who might you be?"
  37. "Anon. You should cut this shit out. The whole 'Let's make people argue' thing."
  38. >Poofy haired bitch smirks.
  39. >"Yeah, we're totally going to stop just because you're asking."
  40. >The girl with a light blue ponytail looks confused.
  41. >"Wait, we are?"
  42. >The purple pigtailed girl smacks her on the back of the head.
  43. >"It was sarcasm, idiot."
  44. >She rubs her head and gives the other an angry look.
  45. >The one with the poofy hair moves her hands outwards, silencing both of the girls behind her.
  46. >You point to the agitated purple girl.
  47. "Hey you, purple haired girl."
  48. >She glares at you.
  49. >"My name is Aria."
  50. "Yeah cool don't give a shit. Aren't you tired of being pushed around by bushy hair like this?"
  51. >She raises an eyebrow.
  52. >"Pushed around?"
  53. >You nod.
  54. "She just moved her hands to shut you up. All of you seem like you should be equal."
  55. >Aria looks at the poofy haired bitch.
  56. >"Why do you do that? I don't have to stop talking when you make me."
  57. >The blue haired girl nods.
  58. >"Yeah, me either!"
  59. >Aria messes up her hair.
  60. >"You do, Sonata, because you're the worst."
  61. >Sonata pouts.
  62. >The great and powerful poofy turns around to face Aria.
  63. >"I only do it because both of you keep arguing and losing sight of the plan!"
  64. "Do you really need to be reminded of the plan that all of you came up with?"
  65. >Aria grabs the bushy haired girl by the shirt collar.
  66. >"Why do I take orders from you, Adagio? I should be the head of this!"
  67. >Sonata shakes her head.
  68. >"No, because you'll just pick on me even more!"
  69. >Adagio tries to push Aria off her.
  70. >"Let go of me and think of the plan!"
  71. >"I could make a much better plan than a stupid battle of the bands!"
  72. >Sonata scratches her head.
  73. >"I thought it was a good idea..."
  74. >Aria glares at her.
  75. >"Shut up!"
  76. >You slip over next to Sonata as Aria shakes Adagio.
  77. "Hey. Bet you aren't feeling too good right now, huh?"
  78. >She shakes her head.
  79. "I bet if you broke their gems, they wouldn't boss you around anymore."
  80. >Walk back over to where you were before.
  81. >Sonata walks over to them and grabs Aria, pulling her off Adagio.
  82. >Aria tumbles to the ground, a loud crack noise echoing throughout the room.
  83. >She sits up and a look of horror is on her face.
  84. >The gem on her neck is shattered.
  85. >"No!"
  86. >People in the room start looking over at what's happening and stop arguing so much.
  87. >Adagio looks at Sonata.
  88. >"What is wrong with you?!"
  89. >Sonata quickly reaches out and rips the necklace off her neck.
  90. >She slams it into the ground and looks at Aria and Adagio angrily.
  91. >"All both of you have ever done... Is made fun of me! You keep picking on me and being mean to me..."
  92. >Adagio tries to speak, "But the plan-"
  93. >"I don't care about the plan!"
  94. >She takes off her own amulet and throws it on the ground.
  95. >The mane six are still locked hand in hand while staring forward at what you've just done.
  96. >Walk over to Twilight.
  97. "Looks like they need help learning the magic of friendship."
  98. >She looks at you, completely bewildered.
  99. "Go do your gay friendship thing while I make real good friends with Sunset."
  100. >You pick a few cookies out of Pinkie's hair, grab Sunset by the hand, and walk over to the empty closet in the corner.
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