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- >Work in a fluffy pony adoption center
- >Business is rough
- >Nowhere near enough sales to keep inventory manageable
- >Desperate, you decide to take a chance
- >People gamble all the time for shit they don't want/need
- >The fun is the risk
- >You buy a crane machine game and set it up in the front of the center
- >Only put a few fluffies in at first
- >Can't risk them destroying the machine with their feces
- >Water bottle to keep them hydrated, a grate system for the floor that allows for easy cleaning on the floor
- >Has potential
- >That day, your center is chosen for a school field trip
- >Roughly 15 children, ages 8-9
- >They see the crane game and go to play
- >Fluffies are terrified of the claw at first
- >Babble about 'da scawy musta' and how they want 'hewp' and 'pwease no huwt fwuffy!'
- >4 kids have tried unsuccessfully to get fluffies from the game, netting you an $8 profit
- >The fifth kid finally gets lucky when the fluffies are too tired to run anymore
- >It struggles and cries about the pinchies from the claw
- >It screams as it's suddenly released down the prize shoot
- >It shoots out the hole and lands in the arms of a little girl
- >The little girl snuggles her new fluffy baby
- >The fluffy has forgotten it's trauma and babbles happily about being picked
- >The other fluffies see this and are now jumping for the claw
- >They want to get picked next
- >Another little girl steps up to win a fluffy
- >The fluffies are all cheering and encouraging the girl to 'pick fwuffy'
- >The claw descends
- >The fluffies fight to get into the claw's grip
- >A blue pegasus succeeds, trying to put his scruff between the claw's fingers
- >The claw snaps shut, forcing the claw into one of it's eyes instead
- >The flailing screaming fluffy slowly lifts off the ground as the claw begins it's journey to the prize chute
- >It's squirming is making the claw dig deeper, causing trails of crimson to stain it's blue fluffy face and chest
- >The little girl is wide eyed with shock
- >The remaining fluffies are hugging each other and shitting faster than the grate system can handle
- >The claw releases the squealing fluffy into the prize chute
- >It lands back-of-its-neck first on the edge of the chute
- >It hangs there for a second, slowly sliding forward
- >Finally it dislodges, it's head whipping forward and smacking the glass
- >The girl screams as she comes eye to eyes with her limp, one eyed fluffy for that split second
- >It tumbles out the chute and slams into her stomach
- >The little girl, her pink Jem t-shirt splattered with fluffy blood, falls on her backside and sits squealing with horror
- >Most of the kids are screaming and crying
- >A chorus of 'No pick fwuffy!' can be heard wafting from the prize chute
- >A fat little boy in a fanny pack is tugging on your shirt waving a $20
- >Reluctantly, you fetch him a couple rolls of coins
- >The shelter IS still really crowded
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