(FR) Rainbow Dash is best pony according to this Anon (A-)

>day oh boy here w-
>you're interrupted by a knock at the door
>god dammit it always starts with a knock in these things
>open the door expecting quiet tree
>fuck your dinosaurs
>it's actually Rarity
"Oh hey Rarity, what brings you here?"
>"Anonymous I want to know why you keep treating poor Fluttershy the way you do"
>oh hell this should be interesting
"Rarity I've already told you why, and yet none of you girls believe me except Rainbow Dash"
>"Of course darling, this is Fluttershy we're talking about, you can't really expect me to believe she could do something like that can you?"
>it's precisely why she keeps getting away with it and why it might be funny if it weren't your meat she was after
"Hold on one second Rarity I want to show you something"
>you retreat into your home and return a moment later with a pair of your dirty underwear
"Observe" you say as you toss them into the air
>suddenly a yellow blur rushes past and the underwear disappears
>"Oh dear... was that?"
"Yep, never fails, last week I tried a month old sock and the same thing happened. She has a problem Rare."
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>before Rarity could respond a voice grabs your attention from the air
>"Hey Anon, hey Rare, whats goin on?"
>Rainbow Dash
>R:"Oh hello Rainbow Dash I was just talking to Anon... about"
>she stops cold when she sees Dash flutter up to you and give you a peck on the cheek
>R:"Wait, you two? Is this why you've been acting the way you have towards Fluttershy?"
"One of them Rare, but the thing with Fluttershy has been going on for a while before this."
>RD:"A little too long if you ask me, I didn't believe it at first until I had to rescue Anon here a couple times from her."
>Rarity looks contemplative for a moment
>R:"I see, I guess somep0ny should have a talk with her, and I believe that may very well just be me."
>Rarity turns to head back into town, but you stop her
"Thanks Rare, you might not be best pony, but you're certainly OK in my book."
>she smiles a little and says "Thank you... I suppose, now if you'll excuse me."
>as she trots off Dash turns to you with a huge grin
>"Now that Rare is gone what say you and I give this a try?"
>she pulls out a book that reads "Fun With Minotaurs: Adult Only"
>there's a reason you love this mare
>"By the way, you said Rarity may not be best pony, who is?"
>you smirk at her
"Who do you think Dash?"
>she grins and giggles when you pick her up and head inside
>you spend the rest of the afternoon [spoiler]cumming inside Rainbow Dash[/spoiler]
>today you suck at feels and maybe comedy too
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