The Ninja and the Mercenary, Part 1

"Hmph. So this is where these Nohrans are gathering. I should report this to Lord Ryouma." Saizou was watching the Nohr soldiers carrying packages inside a fortress. "This is a perfect time to set up a-YEEART!" He jumped off the branch just in the nick of time as the tree fell to the ground.

"I found you at last," A familiar female voice called out, her tone was mixed with playfulness and malice. "And this time, you're going to pay for pouring your lemonade in my ass."

"Oh, great, it's you again." Saizou snorted as he landed on another tree branch, looking down at a frowning Charlotte. "What do you want this time, Nohran wench?"

"I told you, I want payback for your nasty trick earlier!" Charlotte put her hand on her hip, her axe on her shoulder. "You ruined my fun! All you had to do was to CUM inside of me!" She huffed in anger. "But you had to be a jerk!"

"I doubt you would've let me go," Saizou deadpanned. "You'd probably kept me as your sex toy."

"Of course I would!" Charlotte snapped at him, walking closer to the tree Saizou was on. "I would've even kept you as my own prisoner and treated you fairly! But, now?" She narrowed her eyes at him. "Now, I'm thinking about how to turn you into a girl!"

"I don't have time for this." Saizou then jumped off the branch and dashed off, disappearing into the forest.

"YOU COME BACK HERE AND FACE YOUR PUNISHMENT!" Charlotte screamed, chasing after him. She was NOT going to let him get away from her this time. "I SWEAR, I'M GOING TO  MAKE YOU SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!"