Steadman #3

So, what exactly the fuck is wrong with Salty Dogs? Is it some kind of unironic autism containment zone?

>be me
>join SD
>immediately greeted by someone named "Aspergerlord"
>"welcome gamer"
>h-hi
>"come to our teamspeak"
>no ty, no offense
>"join our ts or get kicked you nigger cuck"
>ok fine, join their ts
>it's a bunch of nasally voiced teenagers and one middle aged sounding guy
>identify the middle aged guy as Aspergerlord
>"hello?"
>no one can even hear me because they're all yelling over eachother
>suddenly someone starts playing a Hitler speech
>everyone goes dead silent
>speech goes on for close to 10 minutes
>Aspergerlord speaks up
>"anon, as our newest member, I'll need you to speak for us so we can make sure you're not a fucking nigger"
>I mumble a bit into my mic
>"SPEAK UP YOU FUCKING CUCK"
>n-no I'm white
>"well you sound like a nigger to me, someone get this shitskin out of my guild"
>are you being serious right now?
>"when I close my eyes, all I see is the third reich, and all I feel is the walk of the wehrmacht"
>I am immediately booted from ts and kicked from the guild
>get spammed "NIGGER" in whispers until I log out

Seriously even Boku isn't this bad. Think I'll be playing Alliance for now on just so I can gank Salty Spergs.