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- >It was your time...
- >Why? Because, all Human beings die eventually.
- >Your panting for air ceases.
- >You did live a full life though, have you not?
- >You've got to live it in Equestria...
- >Go on adventures
- >You've made friends...
- >You had finally gotten yourself a Special Somepony...
- >You were only... 25? 26?
- >Whats the "normal" human life expectancy?
- >Wait... THESE ARE YOUR FINAL MOMENTS ALIVE!
- >You dont want to be thinking about that!
- >You begin to remember the ponies in your life
- >The Griffons, the Dogs, the Dragons, and the little bunnies to!
- >Your heart begins to slow down
- >You can feel it
- >You hands grow cold
- >That blade in your chest, grows colder...
- >Why arent you dead yet?
- >You were always impatient, but this... was a whole new level....
- >GOD!
- >Suddenly, you see something...
- >This isnt the light at the end of the tunnel, is it?!
- >Its... Fluttershy?
- >She's saying something
- >You cant hear it...
- >The rest of the gang huddled around you in tears
- >You can see everything
- >WAIT IM NOT DEAD YET! Guys! GUYS!
- >Your mouth was not moving
- >Twilight magic's your eyes closed
- >fuck
- >That blade in your chest...
- >How did it get there?
- >OH!
- >You remember, someone else...
- >Another Anon...
- >What did he say?
- >Something about, how he needed to do this...
- >THAT BASTARD, HE STABBED YOU WHEN YOU WERE TELLING HIM HE DID NOT NEED TO DO THIS!
- >Your such a hippie
- >Where is he?
- >If you ever see him again... you swore...
- >He WILL die, slow... and painfully...
- >You finally see it
- >The light at the end of the tunnel
- >Just like in the books you have read
- >You make your way towards it...
- >You know what?
- >Thank you, Anon that killed me.
- >Now I can live in-
- >Celestia?
- >LUNA?!
- >You are not to sure about this "heaven"
- >You considered yourself a good person
- >You helped almost everypony that asked
- >AND even some that didnt!
- >You saved Equestria, at LEAST three times!
- >WHY?
- >Heaven is suppose to be filled with your-
- >No...
- >You will just have to live like this for the rest of eternity
- >You make your way toward the two goddesses
- >"Why Anon, what brings you to Canterlot?"
- CANTERLOT?!
- >Didnt you just die?
- >WHAT THE HELL?!
- >Luna clears her throat
- >"That portal, where does it lead?"
- >You turn around
- >A Gateway, just your size closes and dissipates
- >"Well, now that your here..."
- >She flies over to you
- >She rubs her head on your chest
- >You do not know what is going on...
- >You thought Luna HATES your guts after that one incident...
- >You thought she was "evil" the first time you saw her
- >She got really frustrated, trying to tell you she isnt
- >Princess Celestia had to tell you herself...
- >NOW HERE SHE IS!
- >RUBBING HER FACE ON YOU!
- >You dont even...
- >Celestia puts on a weird grin.
- >You NOPE your way out, the hardest you can
- >This isnt the "normal" Luna and Celestia you always knew...
- >You make a dash into the garden to escape
- >You see the statue of Discord
- >He has a sword driven through his chest
- Here is the statue of the great Anon! Slayer of Discord! Savior of Equestria!
- >Lover of All ponies! ~ <3 Celestia XOXO
- >You NEVER slew Discord...
- >And why would Celestia put that there?
- >hmm...
- >This was getting weird, FAST
- >You continue to see more and more statues of you...
- >Naked...
- >Your not in kansas anymore...
- >You NEED to find out what is happening, NOW
- >You make your way toward your house
- >It is boarded up
- >except in one spot...
- >It seems like your house was broken into.
- >The smell of sweat still lingers...
- >Gross
- >This Anon seems like a total slob!
- >You turn around to make your exit
- >Fluttershy
- Oh! I'm so glad to see you Fluttershy! Things have been getting weirder and WEIRDER around here... Do you know whats up?
- >She says nothing... she continues to stare blankly at your eyes
- >You sway left and right...
- >Her eyes are dead on yours
- >Her wings are doing that... Weird "standing" thing
- >*sigh*
- >looks like she isnt going to be of any help
- >You make your way past her
- >She grabs your hand with her hoove
- >You never understood how they can do that...
- >Weird... but, you dont mind
- >she starts to fly, you leading her
- >Fluttershy maintains "that look"
- >What ever, thats probably how she is in this "Equestria"
- >You make your way to Twilights Library
- >You knock, not to loudly...
- >You remember her asking your not to knock to loudly, because she might be in the middle of a good book...
- >Wait... you arent "IN" your "Equestria"
- >You knock loudly
- >Fluttershy flies up
- >She is now rubbing your head with her other hoof
- >Fucking Fluttershy!
- >The door magic's open
- >Her back is toward you
- >"What do you want? I am in the middle of something! What ever it is, it can wait."
- >Wow, how rude!
- Not even for an old friend?
- >Her body shocks up
- >She turns around
- >She puts on the same face Celestia gave you...
- >She begins to run toward you
- >Rope, a gag, and a cloth begins to get magic'ed toward you
- >HOLYSHIT!
- >Fluttershy blocks it
- >Flutterbro
- >She grabs the item in mid air and turns to you
- >That once blank face, that you didnt mind, looks twenty times creepier with those items in her hooves...
- >Nope!
- >Obviously your welcome is a little TO warm...
- >You make a dash to under Cloudsdale
- >Maybe RainbowDash is still saine...
- >On your way you see RainbowDash on her cloud
- >With... GILDA?!
- >She began to kiss her
- >HOLYSHIIITT!!
- >This isnt right.
- >ON SO MANY DIFFERENT LEVELS
- >She is obviously not going to help!
- >Gilda see's you with her hawk-like vision
- >They both fly down at you
- >GottaGoFast.mp3
- >You run toward AppleJacks farm.
- >She is a real "Down-to-Earth" Pony
- >Element of Honesty will definitely tell you something
- >The barn isnt to far from here
- >You see her in the distance
- >Still bucking tree's
- >FINALLY, A NORMAL PONY!
- APPLEJACK! HEY! WHATS UP?!
- >She turns, she see's you
- >Smile...
- >Damn, guess you were wrong
- >She brings out the lasso
- >"Feet dont fail me now!"
- >...
- >RARITY, She is ONLY interested in cloths, she -cant- be like the rest!
- >You enter Ponyville like a ninja
- >Enter her shop like a ninja
- >says hello... like a ninja
- >You caught her off guard
- >big suprise
- >"Well is it isnt Anon!"
- Finally, a pony that is ACTUALLY normal!
- >"What ever do you mean, Anon?"
- Well, ive been having a rough day...
- >You shrug
- >She gives out small laugh
- >"Well, ive got that -TUX-EEDO- you wanted me to make!"
- >Holy Crap, you look good!
- >She magic's a fedora on your head
- >"There! PERFECT!"
- >You remember her telling you that fedora's look horrible...
- >I guess this is an "Upgraded" Rarity!
- >Rarity walks into the other room
- >You sneak over to see what she is doing
- >Preparing tea!
- >wait... is that...
- >Zecora's knock-out potion!
- >She is adding it to one of the drinks
- >she begins to make her way toward you
- >You sit back down
- >"Here anon! I know you ALWAYS love my tea."
- >That... you thought she was different...
- >You stand up
- >You spin the glasses around
- >The poisoned glass is on Rarity's side
- >She magic's it up and sips
- >She hits the coffee table, head first
- >ZZZZzzzz
- >Time for your escape...
- >You dont want to bother with Pinkie...
- >she is probably the same
- >you make your way back to Canterlot
- >You sit in the caboose of the train
- >Mane6 be in the main train
- >WTF?!
- >Train stops
- >Ninja mode
- >you follow them
- >Princess Celestia is siting on her throne
- >"Anon, was here..."
- >They all have a blush and a small smile...
- >"He seems to be more active today..."
- >What does she mean by that...
- >Is there... another Anon here?!
- >You bet, HE is the one with answers!
- >You crawl up, you are on the ceiling like a ninja, to get a better view and hear what they are saying.
- >"IF Fluttershy didnt stop me, we could have gotten him by now!"
- >Fluttershy looks down
- >"Sorry"
- >Celestria assures that they will find him
- >Luna sits with her eyes fixed on the spot where she had rubbed her face on your chest
- WHAM!
- >The Large Doors Fly open, it is another anon!
- >He is HUGE, muscular mostly
- >Your grip loosens.
- >You still maintain to be hanging by one hand...
- >Celestia looks up quickly.
- >Anon, you are a bit more... active today
- >The mane 6 are literally at his feet...
- >The might of this anon... this cant really be you, can it?
- >FUCKING GRIP
- >You begin to fall
- >The other anon See's and catches you
- >You never felt more like a faggot ever
- >He looks into your eyes, all deep like
- LET ME GO GOD DAMNIT!
- >He puts you down on your feet
- >Rainbow Dash flies up
- >"TWO?! AWW! YES!"
- >Luna interupts
- >"But... how?!"
- >you stand up...
- >THIS BUCKER WAS THE ONE WHO MADE THESE PONIES LIKE THIS!
- >THIS BUCKER WAS THE ONE WHO SCREWED PONIES!
- >THIS BUCKER!!!!
- >You normally wouldn't, but this is THE exception.
- >The other anon looks at you weirdly
- >he doesnt talk, apparently...
- >he grabs your ass
- >NOPE
- >You jump, running back
- >Your going to get raped... by what looks like yourself?! A MUSCULAR, PONY SEXING, SELF?!
- >You are quick to pull out your... pencil?!
- >You dont own a knife, you never really needed to defend yourself against anything...
- >Other anon pulls out a large knife
- >THE BATTLE BEGINS!
- >The other ponies watch, stuck in a daze
- >You make a straight dash toward him
- >He quickly knees you in the face
- >Holy shit he is fast!
- >you loose your balance
- >other anon punches you in the stomach.
- >Puke, puke everywhere
- >you are on yourside
- >he places his hand on your shoulder softly
- >NOT TODAY!
- >you drive the pencil into his hand
- >Expressionless
- >He simple rips it out
- >Well fuck
- >Rape face
- >no... NO!
- >Ponies be watching, all exited
- >This... cant... be...
- Who... what...
- >Other Anon puts you on your back
- >Well, good-bye cruel world
- What, is your name?
- >he says nothing
- >This was the first, and last time an Anon doesnt reveal himself...
- >ALL anon reveal themselves, even if it is, at the very end
- >This one... didnt
- >Things go black
- >Light ensues you.
- >This again...
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