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- Kerubim Episode 5 translation
- Title: Welcome to YeCh'Ti's
- **Translator's note: Due to the abundance of word play, most of the jokes do not reflect the originals but I did my best to respect the idea behind them. Excuse the lameness.**
- So I tell him: Look at the bright side!
- Why do you laugh, Simone? You didn't even hear the first part of the joke.
- I don't know!
- I can't help it!
- Please! One last joke, Keke! Another one!
- Well...
- Oh! Yes! My best joke.
- Wait for it...
- What a joker, that good old Keke. He always cracks me up.
- Papycha!
- What is it? Is it a laughing box?
- Ush! Fool! You want me to pass for a sham or what?
- Um, it's getting late! I've got some bamboo milk on the stove!
- See you tomorrow!
- You're using canned laughs?
- Ah, I see, so that's the deal.
- The neighbors will be pleased when they hear about it.
- Say, Papycha, where did you get that laughing box?
- Okay, I'll tell you.
- In fact, it all started with a bad joke.
- At the time, I hung out at Momo's bar a lot.
- And as luck would have it, my old rival, Indie Delagrandaventure, was there too.
- Just to cross me, of course.
- Just goes to show that luck isn't everything! And you don't have to be a kitty to be witty!
- Yeah, yeah, right! You're so clever, Woofy!
- Everyone here knows I'm a thousand times funnier than you!
- I'm so funny I could even get a laugh out of the YeCh'Ti!
- Wow. Funnier than ever, cookie eater.
- Get a laugh out of the YeCh'Ti?
- That's impossible!
- No one's ever done that!
- I'm an Eca capable of anything!
- I will return with the YeCh'Ti's laugh! With Ecaflip as my witness!
- Witness? This is gonna be fun!
- Okay, goodbye, we'll see you when you're funny, which is, never!
- Laughing in my face! Me! The nerve!
- I would show them who was funniest!
- That night, I bought stand-up equipment;
- A magic box to record the YeCh'Ti's laugh;
- And I was on my way to the mountains of the abominable snowman.
- I was determined – nothing would stop me.
- Kerub Crispin always keeps his word!
- And after days of trekking, I finally found my destination:
- The YeCh'Ti's cavern.
- The YeCh'Ti's welcome reflected his habitat: stern, cold, or rather completely frozen!
- Kerub Crispin, master clown, and entertainer of kings... at the service of your laughter!
- You losing your time. Me never laughs.
- Never.
- And I say, I can make you! I'll bet my paw on it!
- Okay. I'll put it with the rest.
- Very well! Then let the show begin!
- Get ready for two hours of guaranteed laughter!
- And it's free for Enutrofs!
- Back when I was a kitten, I had neighbors, Mr and Mrs Pyre, and they had a son: Van.
- We were practically blood brothers!
- Eh? Eh? Vanpyre!
- You're lucky! I'm the last Kerub in my family!
- … Last Kerub, like “last grub!” No?
- Okay, ever seen a Iop? A real one?
- Everyone knows that Iops never think! And in front of a mirror, it becomes obvious.
- You talking to me?
- Yeah, you!
- Stop repeating everything! And stop copying me!
- What about Pandawas! Have you seen their babies?
- Man that ice sure feels nice!
- Hey, gramps! Rheumatism isn't a level 200 spell!
- Hey, Jenkins! What are you doing tonight?
- Yo, ima farm XP like cr8zy lmao, xD!
- Seriously? Do you know anyone who talks like that in real life?
- Time for a break! Thank you, everyone!
- It's over?
- Are you kidding? I mean, figuratively... That was just an introduction, YeCh'Ti!
- I have a lot more up my sleeve!
- The YeCh'Ti was a tough nut to crack up. It wasn't going to be easy to break through to him.
- But on my honor, I would do it!
- I jumped back into it.
- Do you know why pretty girls need to blow off steam?
- Because they're too hot!
- What's the best pick-up line for a Bow Meow?
- You're impussible to resist!
- Do you know why Bow Meows don't like water?
- Because it's always tail water! [stale water]
- For days on end, I did skit after skit, I tried everything – everything!
- Simple stuff...
- A Dofus!
- Classics...
- It's mine!
- No it's mine!
- Mine!
- But nothing worked. Nothing.
- From visual performances...
- ...to full-on burlesque!
- Let me introduce to you my right-hand man: Porky Pine!
- Right-hand man? Do I look like a loser to you?
- I want 50% of the profits! I'm fed up with this manipulation!
- Calm down, okay?
- Calm down!? You're the one who wanted to clown around!
- I never asked for this!
- I'm so sick of you I think I'm going to BLOW!
- Humor killed me... I will miss you, I liked your style...
- Me too! We did so much together! Farewell, my friend. I'm done with humor...
- Come on, buddy... Let it out...
- Almost there...
- What!?
- All what you do maybe funny, me don't know, only don't laugh.
- Wait wait wait! I still have plenty!
- It's about a guy...
- It's on the tip of my tongue...
- Humor isn't funny anymore...
- Fine. A bet is a bet. I lost.
- Do what you must, YeCh'Ti.
- Something was happening. Like a trigger.
- I just might have another chance.
- Wait a second! I'm not done with you!
- Yes! That was it!
- I almost had him, and I wasn't about to let go.
- The oldest joke in the world...
- Falling, slipping, getting hurt; raw humor!
- That was the trick!
- I've got it! At last!
- The YeCh'Ti's canned laugh!
- What I didn't know was that this laugh was the most contagious laugh in the world!
- You only had to hear it to be in stitches.
- A magic reward I hadn't expected at all!
- I had experienced the most utter ridicule...
- But it taught me humility and self-deprecation.
- Well since you didn't lose your arms, you could help us carry the groceries, no?
- That's a good one, Simone!
- Did you know that laughter is good for your health?
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