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  1. You have added Banana Peel to the backpack.
  2. Slap Happy Pappy laughs uncontrollably!
  3. Slap Happy Pappy laughs uncontrollably!
  4. Jake Kurteth [145.9] exclaims, "Hel-AHHAHA HELP!"
  5. Jake Kurteth [145.9] says, "HELP AHAHAH OUTSIDE MEDBAY AHAHAH I CANT STOP LAUGHING"
  6. Shittier Bill [145.9] says, "AI PLEASE LET ME IN."
  7. Jake Kurteth [145.9] says, "THE AHAHAH OTHER GUY DIED"
  8. Shittier Bill [145.9] says, "OH GOD."
  9. Swasksilo Humbulembe [145.9] says, "For fuck's sake, clown."
  10. Shittier Bill [145.9] says, "I THINK I HAVE A DISEASE."
  11. Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "could staff members please avoid cannibalism"
  12. Shittier Bill [145.9] says, "PLEASE LET ME IN."
  13. Lance Stahl [145.9] says, "THIS STATION SHALL BE FUNNY"
  14. Lance Stahl [145.9] says, "EVERYONE LAUGH WITH ME"
  15. Eric Jesse [145.9] exclaims, "Ha!"
  16. Lance Stahl [145.9] says, "AHAHAHA"
  17. ULTRABOT [145.9] queries, "What is the clown up to?"
  18. Jake Kurteth [145.9] says, "HEELLP AHAHAH AT MEDBAY"
  19. Swasksilo Humbulembe [145.9] says, "Injecting people with funn shit."
  20. Shittier Bill [145.9] says, "FUCK."
  21. Shittier Bill [145.9] says, "I HAVE SPACE KURU."
  22. Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "oh god why do so many people have kuru"
  23. Eric Jesse [145.9] says, "Thanks pal"
  24. Lance Stahl [145.9] says, "LAUGH LAUGH"
  25. Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "stop eating corpses you dweebs#"
  26. Shittier Bill [145.9] says, "I DIDN'."
  27. Eric Jesse [145.9] says, "AI please open this"
  28. Jake Kurteth [145.9] says, "OH GOD THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERE"
  29. Eric Jesse [145.9] says, "Genetics, let me in"
  30. Swasksilo Humbulembe gasps, "TThiiss iiss sso ffucckkiiinngg shhhhiittttyy."
  31. Swasksilo Humbulembe [145.9] gasps, "CCllloowwnn,, III''''llllll llllyynncchh yoooou.."
  32. Swasksilo Humbulembe laughs uncontrollably!
  33. Swasksilo Humbulembe seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  34.  
  35. -
  36. -
  37. -
  38. Swasksilo Humbulembe has been hit by Banana Peel.
  39. You stab Swasksilo Humbulembe with the pen.
  40. Swasksilo Humbulembe [145.9] says, "GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN"
  41. Swasksilo Humbulembe [145.9] says, "SOMEBODY FUCKING KILL LANCE."
  42. Swasksilo Humbulembe laughs.
  43. Swasksilo Humbulembe laughs uncontrollably!
  44. Swasksilo Humbulembe laughs uncontrollably!
  45. Lance Stahl says, "LAUGH"
  46. Swasksilo Humbulembe [145.9] says, "FUCKING CUNT."
  47. Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "where is lance"
  48. Austin Feufer says, "So if you see floating shit"
  49. Eric Jesse [145.9] says, "LIVING SHOTGUN"
  50. Austin Feufer says, "run"
  51. Lance Stahl says, "Run"
  52. You stab Michael Burke with the pen.
  53. Living Riot Shotgun leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  54. Living labcoat leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  55. Living monkeyplant leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  56. You transfer 10 units of the solution to the pen.
  57. Living Riot Shotgun leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  58. Living labcoat leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  59. Living monkeyplant leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  60. Isaac Kirkhope fires .38 revolver at the floor!
  61. You are hit by the bullet!
  62. Isaac Kirkhope fires .38 revolver at the floor!
  63. You are hit by the bullet!
  64. You start bleeding!
  65. Isaac Kirkhope fires .38 revolver at the floor!
  66. You are hit by the bullet!
  67. Isaac Kirkhope fires .38 revolver at the floor!
  68. You are hit by the bullet!
  69. Isaac Kirkhope fires .38 revolver at the floor!
  70. Isaac Kirkhope fires .38 revolver at the floor!
  71. Living Riot Shotgun leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  72. Living labcoat leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  73. Living monkeyplant leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  74. Isaac Kirkhope fires .38 revolver at the floor!
  75. Swasksilo Humbulembe laughs uncontrollably!
  76. Swasksilo Humbulembe says, "GET FUCKED"
  77. Isaac Kirkhope has added .38 revolver to the backpack!
  78. Living Riot Shotgun leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  79. Living labcoat leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  80. Living monkeyplant leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  81. Lance Stahl shivers.
  82. Swasksilo Humbulembe laughs uncontrollably!
  83. Isaac Kirkhope fires Tranquilizer Rifle at the floor!
  84. You are hit by the dart!
  85. Isaac Kirkhope fires Tranquilizer Rifle at the floor!
  86. You are hit by the dart!
  87. Isaac Kirkhope fires Tranquilizer Rifle at the floor!
  88. You are hit by the dart!
  89. You stab Isaac Kirkhope with the pen.
  90. Swasksilo Humbulembe says, "KILL THE CLOWN"
  91. Living Riot Shotgun leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  92. Living labcoat leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  93. Living monkeyplant leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  94. Isaac Kirkhope fires Tranquilizer Rifle at the floor!
  95. You are hit by the dart!
  96. Isaac Kirkhope laughs.
  97. Swasksilo Humbulembe laughs uncontrollably!
  98. Isaac Kirkhope fires Tranquilizer Rifle at the floor!
  99. Lance Stahl shivers.
  100. The snack machine beeps, "We feature Discount Dan's Noodle Soups!"
  101. Living Riot Shotgun leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  102. Living labcoat leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  103. Living monkeyplant leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  104. Isaac Kirkhope attacks Lance Stahl in the right leg with the fire extinguisher!
  105. Lance Stahl gasps, "LLAAUUGGGHH"
  106. Isaac Kirkhope attacks Lance Stahl in the right leg with the fire extinguisher!
  107. ... and lands a devastating hit!
  108. Living Riot Shotgun leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  109. Lance Stahl gasps, "LLLLAAUUGGH WWIIITTHHHH MMEEE"
  110. Lance Stahl moans.
  111. Isaac Kirkhope laughs.
  112. Swasksilo Humbulembe laughs uncontrollably!
  113. Isaac Kirkhope attacks Lance Stahl in the right leg with the fire extinguisher!
  114. Lance Stahl laughs.
  115. Living Riot Shotgun slams into Isaac Kirkhope!
  116. Living labcoat leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  117. Living monkeyplant leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  118. Isaac Kirkhope attacks Lance Stahl in the right leg with the fire extinguisher!
  119. Isaac Kirkhope attacks Lance Stahl in the right leg with the fire extinguisher!
  120. Living Riot Shotgun leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  121. Living labcoat leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  122. Living monkeyplant leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  123. Isaac Kirkhope laughs.
  124. Isaac Kirkhope attacks Lance Stahl in the right leg with the fire extinguisher!
  125. ... and lands a devastating hit!
  126. Lance Stahl gasps, "LLAAUUGHHH"
  127. Isaac Kirkhope attacks Lance Stahl in the right leg with the fire extinguisher!
  128. Isaac Kirkhope screams!
  129. Isaac Kirkhope laughs uncontrollably!
  130. Living Riot Shotgun leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  131. Living labcoat leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  132. Living monkeyplant leaps at Isaac Kirkhope!
  133. Franklin Briner throws the urine-flavored ice cream.
  134. Isaac Kirkhope has been hit by the urine-flavored ice cream.
  135. Lance Stahl gasps.
  136. Lance Stahl coughs.
  137. Living Riot Shotgun slams into Isaac Kirkhope!
  138. Living labcoat slams into Isaac Kirkhope!
  139. Living monkeyplant slams into Isaac Kirkhope!
  140. Isaac Kirkhope gasps, "nnoo"
  141. Lance Stahl laughs.
  142. Lance Stahl seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  143. Isaac Kirkhope gasps, "yyooou dddiiddnnn''ttt"
  144. Isaac Kirkhope gasps, "yyoou bbaassttaarrd cclloownnnn"
  145. DEAD: Ghost (Lance Stahl) wails, "*grin"
  146. Isaac Kirkhope faints.
  147. Swasksilo Humbulembe says, "HOW DID THAT DAMN CLOWN JUST MAKE THIS SHIT."
  148. DEAD: Ghost (Lance Stahl) moans, "That was fun"
  149. Isaac Kirkhope laughs uncontrollably!
  150. Isaac Kirkhope moans.
  151. Swasksilo Humbulembe laughs uncontrollably!
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