Unofficial Ryuko writer-kun cont.

Never writefagged before. Feel free to shit all over me.

>You're walking down the street with Ryuko
>Talking about the old times, not really romantic stuff
>While thinking where to go, a man steps in front of you suddendly
>But what caused this?
>From behind a brush, five shady figures plot something...
>"There's no way i can let a nobody date my imouto. Elite Four, i command you to stop this date at once!"
>"Sanageyama. Depart at once!" commands Satsuki.
>Back at the date
>"Matoi Ryuko! It is time for our rematch! I hope you know, i won't lose!!"
>The green-haired man points straight at Ryuko. What's his deal?
>She sighs, and tells you to move aside. You comply, knowing how strong she was back then. You still feel a bit regretful that you didn't take her place instead.
>"Here i come, Matoi!" the man roars as he goes straight for her
>You swallow saliva and watch the outcome. His fist doesn't even reach her as he's pushed backwards by a single finger flick on his forehead.
>He rolls backwards, a loud "BAKANA" tearing the air
>She laughs it off, grabs your wrist and pulls you away from the scene
>When you two are gone, Sanageyama is brought to his feet by Gamagoori's whips
>Well, they're roses from a flower bucket. He is also extra mad that he ruined them in the proccess
>While he rants on how disgraceful this scene was, Satsuki is talking to Nonon
>"Jakuzure. Prepare to step in. You better have something good in mind."
>Nonon is panicking internally when Gamagoori steps in
>"I can feel that you're troubled, Jakuzure. Satsuki-sama, let the two of us go at the same time, it will increase our chances"
>"Hooh?"
>"I have a plan", replies Gama
>"Very well. Do as you please"
>The two of them depart. Inumuta relays Ryuko and Anon's location to them over the headphones

>Due to the awkward scene with that green haired guy, you still haven't thought where you could take her. You think the cinema would be a good idea, you two would probably enjoy a Bruce Lee movie. Before you can say anything you're interrupted by Ryuko.
>"Anon, look! It's a fortune telling stand!"
>She drags you over to it while you curse internally. A little lady, covered in arabic robes stares at you both, only her eyes visible. It makes you a bit nervous that it's in a back alley.
>"Um.. Anon, mind if i have some privacy?"
>"Oh, right, sorry" you say while heading to the railing outside the alley. You look back once to see Ryuko sitting and talking to the fortune teller. You lean on the railing and reconsider the cinema idea, when another man steps in.
>Except that this man is unusually large, easily over two meters tall. He looks at you, his mouth twitching, like he's containing himself
>You expect him to shout loud, but he doesn't. Without a word, he drops a large stack of papers, and hands you a pen
>"Permission to date my Imouto"? What the hell is this?"
>All the papers are duplicates. You hand the pen back to the man, but his intimidating expression makes you take it back
>Looking at the alley you sigh, and do what must be done
>Grabbing paper after paper, you quickly fill them with your best intention. However using his back as a writing spot is making the man quite mad.
>When you're done, you hand the pen back to the man, eyes closed and putting on the most smug smile you can manage.
>"Hmm. Very well. I can't hold back a man with this resolve."
>You open one eye and check on Ryuko. She seems pretty into it, staring at the cards in the table. Before the fortune teller goes back to Ryuko you catch a glimpse of her eyes wide open, staring at you and the large man
>When you open your other eye and look back at the man, he's gone.
>You stand there, a bit shocked. For a man that large, he sure vanished quickly.
>Something presses against you. Ryuko gave you a hug from behind
>Ryuko comments on how the fortune teller predicted nothing but good luck
>You smile back at her, which lights a fire on her cheeks, and she moves back. Then she pushes you towards the fortune teller
>"It's your turn now!" she says with her head down, probably still ablaze
>But the fortune teller is also gone. You had a bad feeling about it, being it in an alley and the fortune teller's voice sounding weird, like forcing an accent.
>"She's gone? Huh, how weird. Maybe she actually had magical powers!"
>You silently sigh at the comment and ask her if she wants to see a movie
>"Oh, why not? Sure, Anon!"
>You lead her out of the alley and resume walking down the street, hoping that the date is still salvageable.

>Behind a brush again. Satsuki is twitching in anger, Gamagoori and Nonon kneeling in fron of her
>"How disgraceful." she comments, while hitting their heads with a gift-wrapping paper roll she bought in a store a while ago.
>"Inumuta, you are my last hope. I hope the data you collected so far helps you devise a plan."
>"I won't fail, Satsuki-sama." Inumuta says as he takes a shortcut to where Ryuko and Anon are.

>You're almost at the Cinema. "Just a bit more..." you think.
>Those interruptions made you arrive late for the movie showing. You and Ryuko decide to wait for the next showing, in 15 minutes.
>With around 6 minutes left, a man with blue glasses and hair arrives and greets Ryuko
>"Is that you, Houka?" she happily asks
>"You know each other?" you ask
>She introduces you to each other briefly, and he sits down to talk.
>Quickly you and him are discussing Pokemon and nerding it up. Ryuko feels a bit out of place, until Inumuta takes three game systems out of his pocket
>"What's this?" Ryuko asks, a bit let down
>"It's Pokemon, how can you not know about it?" both Inu and you quickly reply
>Time goes on, and you and Inumuta can not believe it. The RNG gods smile in Ryuko's favor as she wins every battle she takes part in, with stupid criticals and such
>"Hey, this is kind of fun!" she proclaims after winning for the nth time
>"I see. So life fibers can probably intervene with RNG..." Inumuta mutters to himself
>"Well, it's about time i take my leave. It was fun, guys", Inumuta says before getting up
>"And i got myself some Data..." whispers
>You and Ryuko wave him off

>By this point Satsuki is furiosly biting her knit hat. Her loyal companions are staring at her in horror
>Inumuta returns, and before Satsuki can say anything, he declares:
>"All i wanted was DATA, not success. And i got plenty."

>When you realize the time it is, the showing started half an hour ago.
>It's getting prety late too, and the golden evening sunlight is replaced by street lights.
>"Can i walk you home?" you ask Ryuko, to what she replies
>"E-h, sure, why not?" with a nervous smile
>Still half laughing nervously, she steps into the road
>But the traffic lights are red. A car is zooming to her location
>Before you can think, you act
>You rush to her, and throw her backwards, out of the way
>Bold move. Now you're standing where she should be
>The car sends you flying.