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- EPIC RAP BATTLES OF /MLP/
- Anon vs. Fluttershy!
- Hey if it isn't Banana Hush
- In this battle I'm gonna get rid of your crush
- Starting by smacking off that blush!
- Why are you even here you creepy stalker?
- You aren't getting me I'm my own cockblocker!
- I don't forgive
- I sure as hell don't forget!
- Get out if you want to live
- It's a choice you won't regret
- >"Oh Anon there's no need to be a um prick"
- >"I can pleasure that hot monkey dick"
- >"We're gonna find that fetish so let's make this quick..."
- >"I'll beat you black and blue if I have to."
- >"You know…, if that's okay with you..."
- >"Let's just declare me the winner and get experimental"
- >"Mister you can't rhyme"
- >"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
- >"I'm only here to take what's mine!"
- Oh please your belly is literally yellow
- You expect me to be intimidated by someone so mellow?
- Your legs are already shaking like jello!
- You can hardly fly! you have troubles gliding
- Do what you do best and go back to hiding
- Go ahead cry!
- Use the stare!
- I'm not having sex with you Fluttershy
- So leave now, fuck, I don't care
- >"Anon I will not back down from this fight!"
- >"You're all bark and no bite!"
- >"Mister we know I'm right!"
- >"Anon are you getting sweaty?"
- >"Or are you just oozing spaghetti?
- >"All you've done so far is helplessly flail"
- >"I know you'll lose cause my heart is true."
- >"And your rapping is just fail"
- >"But don't worry I still love you."
- WHO WON?
- (Fluttershy was voted the Winner)
- The results are in
- The winner is Fluttershy!
- >"Yay!"
- >She tackles you
- >"Now for my reward"
- Uh, no.
- >"But this is your fetish, and I won mister..."
- It's not my fetish. Also the prize is 1000 bits
- >"Well um uuuuh I'll wine and dine you?"
- Nope, besides this writefag had you win in The Movie and in the Chastity Belt Halloween special!
- >"You know you liked it Anon."
- >Throw her into the fourth wall
- >She hits the reader
- >"So reader, is rape your fetish?"
- >"You loved my rap."
- >"Now you're going to love me."
- >End
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