XCOM: Struggle Snuggle

>Enjoying a cup of orange juice as you need off that caffeine teat.
>Hear a rapid knocking on the door.
>"Mare you bucked up!"
>"Why did you knock on the door!?"
>"It's polite!"
>Open the door expecting cute little pones.
>Instead find nothing there, though your hedges have suddenly grown four times in size.
>How odd.
"Welp I guess since no one's here, might as well enjoy the sun shine."
>One of your hedges shivers before you hear a click and mumbling.
>"....praises sun...possible convergence evoulution?"
>"Neighlen! Shut that off! We can't study it if it kills us first!"
>"Science!"
>Right then.
>Stepping over to the now talking bush you spread open the leaves and see two ponies in what looks like battle harnesses with cute little camo patterns and army helmets.
>The duo before you freeze.
>They slowly turn to look at you.
>You smile at them friendly like.
"Sup?"
>"CONTACT! XRAY FLANKING ME ON THE SIDES!"
>"NOT THE PROBES!"
>One drops the recorder and scrambles away the other pulls out a thermos looking thing and aims it at you.
>Before you can pull back it makes a wuffump and soon you hit the ground.
>Instead of the burning sensation of lead or anything really.
>You feel warm, soft fluffiness around you.
>Sniffing it smells like fresh laundered blankets...
>Oddly enough you're actually quite comfortable right now.
>"Holy Celestia, did you get it?"
>"I-I think? Better check it!"
>"You check it you napped it!"
>"Nuhuh you guys didn't even help!"
>You were so close to going back to sleep too.
>Sitting up you pull the blanket off your head.
"Hey you mind be-"
>"IT'S AWAKE!"
>"Shoot him! Shoot him!"
Waffump! Waffump! Waffump!
>You blink buried under the blankets before hearing the sound of hooves clacking together.
>"Aw yeah! X-ray down!"
>"Whoohoo! Drinks are on me!"
>"This is Struggle Snuggle to base area is secured, need a bedroll to bring the goods back."
>These ponies are crazy...though they make really good blankets

>You let out a sleepy yawn and smack your lips.
>Scratching at your crotch for that itch every guy gets you freeze when you hear rapid scribbling.
>Wait a minute...
>You remember getting tagged with a blanket, no, three blankets at that.
>Peeking through the covers you soon find yourself staring through the wall of a fish tank.
>Well more the size of those big fancy fish tanks really.
>Outside it you think you can see one of Twilight's friends, Moon Chaser? Moon Prancer?
>"Interesting, species shows signs of awakening from struggle snuggles much like normal colts...even follows same behavior of morning ritual, must observe more."
"I can hear you."
>"CONTAINMENT!"
>Slapping a button what looks like cardboard slams into place over the glass and the top as well.
>"Phew that was close who knows what that thing could have done!"
>Did this bitch just toss a box over you?
>Giving the box a couple of pokes you do confirm that it is infact a cardboard box.
>"Specimen is able to rattle Appleloosian grade cardboard, must look into thicker sheets, possibly ship in from Saddle Arabia?"
>Oh this'll be good.
>You crouch down and pop the box off!
"RAAAAAWR!"
>The unicorn lets out a shriek glasses falling off her snout and her bun coming undone as she scrambles towards a door, "CONTAINMENT BREACH! ACTIVATE PROTOCOL NAP TIME!"
>Oh no you don't!
>Tossing the box you watch as it lands atop of the mare and it quickly shuffles in place with muted thudding.
>[Panicked Horse Noises]
>Snickering you start to climb out of the fish tank when there is a glow inside the box and with a pop Moon something or another appears outside it eyes wide with fright.
>"WHERE'S MY SECURITY!"
"Oh, don't worry Moonie, you've found out that God exists, he's right here."
>Leaning over the mare as she quakes you grin wide.
"And he's fresh out of mercy!"
>"Moon Dancer! Down!"
>Wha-
>WAFFUMP!
>WAFFUMP!
>WAFFUMP!
>A blanket wraps around your head and then things go dark again.

>You of course not being a bitch nigga yank the blanket off making your hair go wild.
>"Oh crap, it's frills are displayed!"
>"MAX DISTANCE! GO! GO! GO!"
>Staring after the ponies you give a screech of your people.
>That sends the ponies pell mell into a panicked stampede as they flee down the hallway.
>You however, instead of chasing them decide to go through the other door.
>Lo and behold there's an exit sign!
>Humming merely to yourself you soon find an elevator that leads to the top floor.
>Once you reach it you find about twenty little ponies just messing around with little consoles and cute adorable headsets on.
>One little pony makes her way past you reading a piece of paper in her magic.
>She continues onwards then she looks up from her paper.
>Turning around she searches for what she saw.
>You, having seen plenty of action adventure movies are already hidden.
>Shrugging the mare continues onwards.
>Sneakily you clamber off the top of the locker.
>What, you expected to be able to hang off the ceiling like some spider monkey?
>That's Racist.
>Moving on!
>Humming the mission impossible theme song under your breath you soon make your way to what looks like a big door.
>Big doors are great for exits right?
>Right before you reach it however everything starts to go off in an air raid siren.
>"ATTENTION ALL PERSONAL, X-RAY HAS ESCAPED FROM THE PRISONER CELLS! SHOOT ON SIGHT! FULL TACTICAL SNUGGLE USE IS AUTHORIZED! FIND THAT X-RAY!"
>Fug
>Taking off like the police were after your green ass, which in a way is true, you book it for the door.
>"S-STOP A-ALIEN SCUM!"
>Daw that adorable pone is trying to be fierce, what's that heavy thing in her hooves?
>Brrr-TZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
>Silly string cannons?!
>Whoa!
>Seeing the crate behind you become covered in the stuff you can only spare a glance to see it looks harder than normal silly string!
>Crazy pone land!