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- >Day Trey Parker in Equestria
- >Wake up
- >Do your morning routine
- >Shave while showering in your shit
- >Or something like that, at least
- >Go downstairs
- >Have nutricious breakfast of sugar frosted sugar
- >The toy in the box is an insulin needle
- >Hear knock on the door
- >Open it up
- >It's Fluttershy
- >She is standing on her hind legs, clumsily fumbling with a shakeweight clenched between her front hooves
- >Its really hard for her to hold on to the thing while shaking it, considering she can't get a grip
- >Still, her arms are jiggling rhythmicly and it would be quite enticing to look at if she wasn't a horse
- >You bite your lip a little as you look at the sweatbeads gathering on her brow
- >Damn this is getting kind of hot
- >Snap yourself out of it, and try to act as aloof as possible
- "Oh hi Fluttershy, what do you want?"
- >"H-hi A-anon.. I wanted to know.."
- >She is having trouble speaking, due to her focus having to be entirely on holding the shakeweight
- >"I.. I wanted to k-know if the s-suggestive motion of m-me using this shakeweight is your fetish?"
- >Suddenly the shakeweight talks with a robotic voice
- >"NOW SWITCH ARMS"
- >Fluttershy eeps and drops the shakeweight, she was clearly startled
- >"OW YOU DROPPED ME YOU CUNT"
- >You stare in surprise at the shakeweight
- >Appearantly its voice commands are more advanced in Equestria due to p0ny magic
- >Fluttershy hastens to pick the shakeweight up from the floor, making sure to turn her back to you first so you get a good look at her plot while she bends over
- >"U-uhm.. I-i'm sorry Mr. S-shakeweight"
- >"YOU BETTER BE YOU SLUT, NOW STICK YOUR FINGER IN ME"
- >You look amused upon this scene, as a blushing Fluttershy tries to jam her way oversized hoof into the tiny hole on the bottom of the shakeweight
- >She fumbles and drops the shakeweight again
- >"GODDAMNIT YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE BITCH"
- >"IM SO MAD I CANT EVEN SHAKE RIGHT NOW, GOING TO FUCKING SLEEP MODE"
- >The shakeweight beeps and shuts down
- >"Uhh... I d-don't suppose that turned you on.. d-did it?"
- "Not really no"
- >The whole situation has given you a good idea to get rid of Fluttershy though
- "But I tell you what Fluttershy, it almost did.. Wanna know why?"
- >Fluttershy is intrigued and nods her head up and down like a madman
- "My fetish... is handjobs"
- >Fluttershy gives a squee of excitement as she finally learns your fetish
- >She pounces on top of you and starts trying to undo your pants with her hooves
- >"W-why didn't you say so before? I c-can totally do that!"
- >You keep calm and answer
- "Fluttershy, when I said handjobs, I meant HANDjobs, not those dirty hooves of yours
- >You are impressed with how fast the look of joy washes away from Fluttershy to be replaced by one of utter defeatedness
- >"O-oh..."
- "Now get outta here"
- >Fluttershy sulks off to her cottage
- >See she has left the shakeweight behind
- >Pick it up and bring it inside
- >Figure that although you don't lift, this might prove to be a suitable alternative
- >Put the shakeweight on your nightstand
- >The rest of your day is without incident, and after a long night of arguing with strangers on the internet, you go to bed
- >Day Matt Stone in Equestria
- >Wake up
- >You feel really good
- >Notice this is because you are being jerked off under the covers
- >Wait.. thats not right
- >Tear away the covers
- >See Fluttershy, pumping on your shaft with... HANDS?
- >Stare and see Fluttershy has ducttaped two cut-off hands to her hooves and is using them to spank your monkey
- >Where the fuck did she get those?
- >Realise you feel a tingling sensation in your arms
- >Look to see that your hands have been chopped off
- >Your brilliant plan was obviously not that much of a succes
- >Fluttershy is staring at you with the biggest grin
- >She thinks she has found your fetish, and is giving you the ride of your life
- >For some reason she assumed that pleasure would outweigh the loss of your hands
- >She is of course very very wrong
- >Do your best to pick her up so you can toss her out your window, but you cant get a grip because... no hands
- >You are pretty fucked... literally
- >Suddenly hear a beep
- >The shakeweight on your nightstand has switched back on
- >And it's pissed
- >"WHAT THE HELL? I GO TO SLEEP FOR ONE DAY AND YOU IMMIDATELY FUCK SOMEONE ELSE?"
- >"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THAT TO ME YOU... YOU WHORE!"
- >The shakeweight launches itself from your nightstand and lands on Fluttershy's head
- >Fluttershy hurts and grabs the shakeweight
- >The shakeweight squirts its cooldown liquid in Fluttershy's eyes
- >Fluttershy yelps and drops the shakeweight on your bed
- >She tries to rub the fluid from her eyes using her hooves, but due to the taped on hands she only ends up poking herself in the eye some more
- >The shakeweight times its shakes again so it can launch itself
- >It hits Fluttershy hard in her lower jaw, you see a bit of blood run down your lip
- >Fluttershy falls of your bed and rolls around on the floor in agony
- >Take the opportunity to sit upwards
- >Get out of bed and walk over to Fluttershy
- >Start kicking her
- >Fluttershy whimpers
- >"B-but I thought you w-wanted this?"
- "GIVE ME BACK MY HANDS YOU PSYCHO!"
- >Keep kicking her, the shakeweight has jumped off of the bed and is also doing everything in its power to hurt Fluttershy
- >Fluttershy gets up and runs off crying, leaving your hands behind
- >Reattach hands to your arms, they instantly click into place and are fully functional again because of [reasons]
- >Pick up the shakeweight
- "Oh shakeweight thank you! You saved me from rape!"
- >"D-DON'T MENTION IT.. SHE BETRAYED ME, I THOUGHT SHE LOVED ME BUT SHE BETRAYED ME"
- "Oh but shakeweight... I love you.."
- >You bring the fitness appliance towards your lips and slide your tongue inside its hole, it does not resist
- >You explore the cavity eagerly with your tongue, feeling its mechanical insides
- >They should be cold, and yet they feel so hot to you
- >The shakeweight gently pulsates in your arms, letting out cute moans
- >"OH ANON. DON'T STOP. OH GOD."
- >You feel your member harden as you move your hands all over the shakeweight
- >Realise you aren't actually wearing any pants since you woke up from a rape attempt
- >Gently lower the shakeweight onto the bed
- >You take your rod into your hand and guide it to the shakeweights quivering hole
- >"NO- ANON.. LET ME"
- >You immediately understand what it means, and get on all fours on your bed, turning your backside to the shakeweight
- >The shakeweight sprays a little cooldown liquid on your anus, to act as a lubricant
- >"ARE YOU READY?"
- "For you.. always"
- >The shakeweight slowly inserts itself into you
- >It feels painful at first, but this soon gives way for an intense pleasure
- >The shakeweight starts shaking inside inside of you, and you have never felt this good in your life
- ...
- >After a day of intense passion where you end up burning many calories, you lie contentedly on your bed with your lover next to you
- >You pick up the device and head downstairs
- >You go to your garage, and hoist you and your shakeywakey onto your motorcycle
- >Together you ride off into the sunset
- >Today was a great day
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