Poop

=== HOW TO BE A DICK IN GAGA ===

Written by someone who has had this tactic used against them tens or even hundreds of times.

[1] Find a victim.

[2] Target your victim only, despite the 10+ other kids in the pit.

[3] Observe when the ball misses, but comes very close to hitting your victim, close enough to maybe convince people it hit.

[4] Scream "YOU'RE OUT!" at your victim in a childish, voice cracking squeal that could deafen someone a mile away.

[5] When your victim is startled and starts explaining them self, continue to argue until your victim is no longer paying attention to the game.

[6] Get your victim out when they are not looking.

[7] At this point you should easily be able to convince other kids that your victim is out.

[8] Repeat steps 2-7 if you are not successful.

[9] Congratulations! You are now officially a dick.