PU Oddity

Scuttlebug to Mario
Scuttlebug to Mario
Press the purple switch
and diss the orange dino

Scuttlebug to Mario
Start hyperspeed walk,
Let’s a go
Turn out of bounds
and align your QPUs

[spoken]
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, Hours

This is Scuttlebug
to Mario
You've really half pressed A
What’s the status of the clock warp to the air?
Now it's time to move up the slopes
if you dare

This is Mario to Scuttlebug
I'm on the elevator
And I'm kicking
in a most peculiar way
And the star looks very different today

For here
Am I running in a PU
Far from rolling rocks
The A Button is blue
There’s no objects in PUs

Though I'm past
one hundred QPU
The camera’s very still
And I think pannenkoek knows which way to go
Tell “Henry” an A press has 3 parts
he knows

Scuttlebug to Mario
It’s been 2 hours,
where’d you go?
Can you hear me, Mario?
Can you hear me, Mario?
Can you hear me, Mario?
Can you....

Here am I bouncing
On Scuttlebug
quite near the star
The A Button is blue
There’s no objects in PUs