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Evilsteady 2 Session 30

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  1. [20:54] <!VazHul> "Ey, mon. Ya tink askin' fer a time out gonna make dis any easia?"
  2. [20:55] <!VazHul> The witchdoctor croutch es on his rune as you think about what to do.
  3. [20:55] <!VazHul> >croutch es
  4. [20:56] <Lanti> (was that aimed at me?)
  5. [20:56] <!VazHul> No, Ally.
  6. [20:56] <!VazHul> You are NOWHERE NEAR "HERE yet.
  7. [20:56] <Lanti> mmk
  8. [20:57] * Lash seems to pace back and forth for a moment before opening her cloak. She places her unnecessary equipment on the ground, leaving her with just her clothing and robe. She cracks her neck and stands up.
  9. [20:57] <Lash> "No, I just wanted to get rid of everything weighing me down."
  10. [20:57] * VazHul raises an eyebrow.
  11. [20:57] * Sazir taps his finger on his chin as he watches the long battle. "So, my good friend, what do you think will happen? Will our lady friend fry him like she did you or do you think, perhaps, she will be turned into an animal?"
  12. [20:58] <Lash> I'm going to rush the rune, headlong.
  13. [20:58] <!VazHul> ....
  14. [20:58] <!VazHul> "Ya serious, mon?" The troll says as you bull rush him.
  15. [20:58] == VazHul has changed nick to Dice-chwan
  16. [20:59] * Belor exhales smoke from his nose "I think this might be over very soon one way or another...."
  17. [20:59] == VazHul [webchat@2b2c869d.1916f0b2.14fd58ce.31b34b44X] has joined #CYOAsteady
  18. [20:59] <VazHul> First he gets an AoO
  19. [20:59] <VazHul> roll 1d20+16
  20. [20:59] <!Dice-chwan> VazHul rolled 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{24}
  21. [21:00] <VazHul> THWACK
  22. [21:00] <VazHul> His staff cracks you on the noggin.
  23. [21:00] <VazHul> roll 1d6+6
  24. [21:00] <!Dice-chwan> VazHul rolled 1d6+6 --> [ 1d6=2 ]{8}
  25. [21:00] <VazHul> Make a strength check to keep going forward even though he bonked you.
  26. [21:00] <Lash> >Str check
  27. [21:00] <Lash> roll 1d20
  28. [21:00] <!Dice-chwan> Lash rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
  29. [21:00] <VazHul> Nope.
  30. [21:00] <VazHul> He knocked you down.
  31. [21:01] <VazHul> Into the dirt.
  32. [21:01] <VazHul> "Brute strength aintcha forte, is it mon?"
  33. [21:01] * Lash shakes her head as she kicks back onto her feet. "Not really.."
  34. [21:02] <VazHul> "Well ya got a lotta spunk at least, ya?"
  35. [21:02] * VazHul laughs as he taps his staff on his shoulder.
  36. [21:02] <Lash> "I suppose you could call it spunk."
  37. [21:02] <Sazir> "I think so too old friend. ..Hmm well even if he dies I suppose I could still talk to the good doctor about them vodoo arts."
  38. [21:03] <Lash> "I'll be realistic here, doctor. With that rune down, I'm out of options."
  39. [21:03] <VazHul> "Ya can gib up anytime, mon. Aint like you'd be winnin against da boss anyway."
  40. [21:04] <VazHul> "Oh? Ya sayin ya tink ya could beat me wit ya magics?"
  41. [21:04] <Lash> "Probably not.."
  42. [21:05] <Sazir> "Remember! Even should you fail and die, that just means that glorious death awaits you!"
  43. [21:05] <VazHul> "Let ol' Zul 'splain sometin to ya cheelren. Dere aint notin wrong wit bein weak when ya young, life all about gittin stronga, mon."
  44. [21:05] <VazHul> "If ya was my age who you tink would be gettin schooled, ya?"
  45. [21:06] <Lash> "It'd probably be the other way around, you have more experience than I, after all"
  46. [21:06] <VazHul> "Gib up now, an lib long enough ta git stronga, mon."
  47. [21:06] <VazHul> "eben if ol' Zul' be willin ta let ya walk away, who's ta say da boss would, ya?"
  48. [21:07] <VazHul> "Course, if ya really wanna end up in da bosses belly so bad ol' Zul will gib up instead. He aint got no intention o' fightan da big boss anyway."
  49. [21:07] <VazHul> "But ya can't win mon."
  50. [21:07] <Lash> "But, who's to say that's the path Ashra will end up taking?"
  51. [21:08] <Lash> "It's not worth giving up and never knowing."
  52. [21:08] <VazHul> "....."
  53. [21:09] <VazHul> "Ya, brave or stupid mon. Ol' Zul' can't tell which one."
  54. [21:09] <VazHul> "Fine, it be ya own death wish, mon."
  55. [21:09] <VazHul> me stands up and kicks away the rune before stepping out of the arena.
  56. [21:09] * VazHul stands up and kicks away the rune before stepping out of the arena.
  57. [21:10] <VazHul> "Don' be going to hard on her ya?" the troll says as he passes the humanoid dragon.
  58. [21:10] <VazHul> "Of course." Ashra says with a grin.
  59. [21:11] <VazHul> "Dere ya have it, mon! Da winna be da lil' mage girly!" The female troll shouts out the anti-climactic results of the finals.
  60. [21:11] <VazHul> "Da feast be statin' soon, an da final round be tomorra'."
  61. [21:11] * Belor claps his hands "Well, I guess she didn't need my things after all"
  62. [21:12] <VazHul> With that the drums kick up again and the trolls applaud the fighters.
  63. [21:12] * Lash rubs her forehead before moving back to her starting spot and silently picking up her equipment.
  64. [21:12] <VazHul> You have a lump.
  65. [21:12] <VazHul> It's moe.
  66. [21:12] <Belor> So she had 3 lumps now?
  67. [21:12] == VazHul has changed nick to DM-sama
  68. [21:13] <Sazir> "Well, tomorrow will be interesting, wouldn't you say so my old chap?"
  69. [21:14] <DM-sama> Someone should rattach Malakai's soul to his body.
  70. [21:14] <DM-sama> Or something.
  71. [21:14] <DM-sama> I don't even remember what's going on.
  72. [21:14] <Belor> (But it's so nice and quite!)
  73. [21:14] <@Malakai> (quiet*, you asshat)
  74. [21:14] <DM-sama> Anyway, for the rest of the day you're all free to do as you like around the troll camp.
  75. [21:16] <Belor> "Well it should be interesting..." He looks over to Malakai's body "Should we put him back together? I mean he is kinda helpless at the moment....unable to stop people from eating him...."
  76. [21:17] * Sazir goes to the Witch Doctor to learn his ways, maybe talk with the Shadow Priestess a bit and finally drink that mysterious green potion that seems to have been sitting out on his bag for months
  77. [21:18] <!Dice-chwan> Where did you even get that fucking potion?
  78. [21:19] <Lanti> wasn't it from the dragon lair in the swamp?
  79. [21:19] <Belor> I think so.
  80. [21:19] <!Dice-chwan> ..... OH
  81. [21:19] <!Dice-chwan> That.
  82. [21:19] <!Dice-chwan> You shouldn't drink things you haven't identified you know....
  83. [21:20] <Belor> Sazir also has Malakai soul with him....(Let's assume he put it back so we just don't have him being a bum)
  84. [21:20] <!Dice-chwan> Yeah.
  85. [21:20] <Sazir> Oh fine
  86. [21:20] <Sazir> I'll identify it..oh maybe with the help of the WITCH DOCTO
  87. [21:21] <!Dice-chwan> Yes, yes, bro times all around.
  88. [21:21] <!Dice-chwan> It's an Elixer of Green Dragons Blood
  89. [21:21] <Sazir> And..what does that do?
  90. [21:22] <!Dice-chwan> It grants temporary immunity to poison and allows you to breath a cone of acidic gas three times over the 2 hours duration.
  91. [21:22] <!Dice-chwan> It has three doses.
  92. [21:22] <Sazir> Oooh
  93. [21:22] <Sazir> Well I kinda already have all of that
  94. [21:22] <Sazir> SOOOO
  95. [21:22] <Sazir> Lets give it to...hmm
  96. [21:22] <Sazir> Belor, or Lash...
  97. [21:22] <!Dice-chwan> It has to be made from the blood of a green dragon and magically distilled, likely a territorial adversary of the black you guys killed.
  98. [21:23] <!Dice-chwan> Also when I say immunity to poison that includes acid damage.
  99. [21:23] * Belor goes off to search to see if they happen to have bottles or some sort of device to hold liquids....and to see if they have any "slaves" for his experimentation with the hate drink.
  100. [21:24] <Sazir> Aah
  101. [21:25] <!Dice-chwan> Hate Drink is like demon steroids.
  102. [21:25] <Sazir> Well I do have resistance to acid damage already
  103. [21:25] <Sazir> SOOOOO yeah, lets give it to Belor
  104. [21:25] <!Dice-chwan> It's distilled purified rage adn it's a doping method for demon soldiers.
  105. [21:25] <!Dice-chwan> It's lethal to most living creatures.
  106. [21:26] <!Dice-chwan> But it infuses within them the concentrated essence of pure unadulturated unstoppable anger.
  107. [21:26] <!Dice-chwan> Which generally induces a heart attack after the effect ssubside.
  108. [21:26] <!Dice-chwan> Demon's don't have funtional hearts though so it's a non-issue.
  109. [21:27] <!Dice-chwan> You can distill one third of a dose from a normal human through torture.
  110. [21:27] <Belor> Seems like it would make my heart explode.
  111. [21:27] <!Dice-chwan> to actually create an extensive quantity you'd have to meet a few requirements.
  112. [21:28] == ANTS [webchat@33b18cfd.1413884c.res.rr.com] has joined #CYOAsteady
  113. [21:28] <!Dice-chwan> It would have to be harvested from a non-mortal creature
  114. [21:28] <!Dice-chwan> It would have to genuinely hate you.
  115. [21:28] <!Dice-chwan> And you'd have to torture it nearly to death.
  116. [21:28] <!Dice-chwan> Angels are the usual victems of so called "Hate Farms"
  117. [21:29] <Belor> "Hate crimes"
  118. [21:29] <!Dice-chwan> But too powerful of an angel would be impossible to restrain and too weak of an angel would die.
  119. [21:30] <!Dice-chwan> Ironically, though it's used primarily by demons, devils are the cheif harvesters of Hate Drink because demons usually don't have the patience to control themselves when they see a half naked angel being tortured.
  120. [21:30] <!Dice-chwan> The trade of the substance is one of the few things demons and devils have treaties for.
  121. [21:30] <Belor> I can understand why.
  122. [21:31] <!Dice-chwan> Most devils also refrain from using it because it's highly addictive.
  123. [21:31] <!Dice-chwan> You can learn all that from research and convening with the dark powers that be.
  124. [21:31] <Sazir> BELOR
  125. [21:31] <Sazir> YOU COULD BE THE PUSHER MAN
  126. [21:32] <Belor> How to get on the good side of a demon: 101
  127. [21:32] <!Dice-chwan> It's also possible to harvest it from evil outsiders as well, though to instill hatred torture wouldn't usually be effective.
  128. [21:32] <!Dice-chwan> One method would be to bind an imp so that it couldn't move and place it in a cage with several small adorable animals.
  129. [21:33] <!Dice-chwan> The rage of not being able to crush them to death would make it angry enough to harvest liquid hatred from it.
  130. [21:33] <!Dice-chwan> The imp would of course die from the extraction process, but it's still an option.
  131. [21:34] <!Dice-chwan> More than a few warlocks have angered the implords doing things like that.
  132. [21:34] <!Dice-chwan> Not that an angry implord is all that terrifying to a warlock but still.
  133. [21:34] <Sazir> Nice
  134. [21:34] <Sazir> OH, I almost forgot
  135. [21:35] <Sazir> With my time with the Witch Doctor or the Shadow Priestess
  136. [21:35] <Sazir> Do I learn anything from the Dragon Soul I have?
  137. [21:35] <!Dice-chwan> "What is he going to do, bite my ankles?" -The final words of the Warlock, Gothmorry, before having his ankles bitten off by an imp lord.
  138. [21:35] <!Dice-chwan> Nope.
  139. [21:35] <!Dice-chwan> You'd need to find someone who's an expert in dragoncraft to help you with it.
  140. [21:35] * Dice-chwan winks.
  141. [21:35] <Sazir> Ah.
  142. [21:35] * Lanti nudges
  143. [21:36] * Lash spaghettis
  144. [21:36] * ANTS winks
  145. [21:36] <Belor> Well at the very least I'll see if I can pick up some empty bottles
  146. [21:36] <Belor> Can save the hate drinking for later~
  147. [21:36] * Dice-chwan throws ANTS into a mirror and carves "#BlameANTS" into his chest with a shard of glass.
  148. [21:37] <Lash> You were late.
  149. [21:37] <Lash> We started without you
  150. [21:37] <ANTS> chwan
  151. [21:37] * Dice-chwan stabs ANTS 43 times in the dick.
  152. [21:37] <Belor> Other than that I would like to go to the feast and see if there is anyone "interesting"
  153. [21:37] * Belor burns ANTS to a crisp
  154. [21:37] == ANTS has changed nick to Vripe
  155. [21:39] <!Dice-chwan> Now, what is ANTS doing?
  156. [21:39] <!Dice-chwan> What are you doing Vripe?
  157. [21:39] <!Dice-chwan> Are you being useless and lazy?
  158. [21:39] <Lash> he's being late
  159. [21:39] <Vripe> I'm trying to look if I left a not- THERE WE GO
  160. [21:39] <Vripe> jogged my memory
  161. [21:39] <Vripe> emphasis on the useless part
  162. [21:40] <!Dice-chwan> Right then so ANTS is somewhere starign vacantly at jiggling troll butts.
  163. [21:40] <!Dice-chwan> So what do you do when you wake up Malakalakalalalalalalalalali
  164. [21:41] <!Dice-chwan> MALAKAI
  165. [21:41] * Dice-chwan decks.
  166. [21:41] <@Malakai> I want
  167. [21:42] <@Malakai> ...hmm....
  168. [21:42] * Malakai goes and does a shitton of exercises to get used to the feeling of having a body again, because that shit was weird.
  169. [21:43] <!Dice-chwan> Noted.
  170. [21:43] <!Dice-chwan> What about Lash?
  171. [21:43] <Lash> Well, my options here
  172. [21:43] <!Dice-chwan> Is she going to go offer sexual favors to a dragon in order to not get eaten?
  173. [21:43] <Lash> I talk to-
  174. [21:43] <Lash> what
  175. [21:43] <Lash> no
  176. [21:43] <Lash> stop projecting
  177. [21:44] <!Dice-chwan> It was a joke. ._.
  178. [21:44] <!Dice-chwan> It's not like I want you to catch the hot dragon dick or anything....
  179. [21:44] <Lash> I talk to the witch doctor or Ashra in order to figure out what I need to do to actually get stronger, and then after that I go back to wherever our party is staying and just..I guess meditate
  180. [21:44] <Lash> I don't want to say meditate but in reality she's going to be sitting there dead to the world thinking so it may as well be meditation.
  181. [21:44] <!Dice-chwan> By meditate you mean get high and pass out.
  182. [21:44] <Lash> No.
  183. [21:44] <Lash> I mean actually meditate
  184. [21:45] <!Dice-chwan> Oh.
  185. [21:45] <!Dice-chwan> How boring....
  186. [21:45] <Lash> Completely ignoring the food, too
  187. [21:45] <Lash> Which is tempting, believe me it is.
  188. [21:45] <!Dice-chwan> Well, the witchdoctor is busy bonding with Sazir as they show each other their bone collections.
  189. [21:45] <!Dice-chwan> So you're stuck talking to the dragon dic- dude.
  190. [21:45] <!Dice-chwan> The dragon dude.
  191. [21:45] <!Dice-chwan> That's what I meant.
  192. [21:46] <Lash> That's fair enough.
  193. [21:46] <!Dice-chwan> So when are you going to take off your clothes during this conversation? :3
  194. [21:46] <!Dice-chwan> :3
  195. [21:46] <!Dice-chwan> :3
  196. [21:46] <!Dice-chwan> :3
  197. [21:46] <!Dice-chwan> :3
  198. [21:46] <!Dice-chwan> :3
  199. [21:47] * Dice-chwan coughs.
  200. [21:47] <!Dice-chwan> "ahem..."
  201. [21:47] <!Dice-chwan> Let's see....
  202. [21:47] <!Dice-chwan> Ally needs to talk to the draygin.
  203. [21:47] <!Dice-chwan> There's not much actual interation to be had with Malakai or Belor.
  204. [21:48] <Belor> (Unless there are interesting people at the feast!)
  205. [21:48] <!Dice-chwan> And Sazir's entire conversation with the witchdoctor is about the basics of voodoo, thereby unlocking the prestige class for him.
  206. [21:48] <!Dice-chwan> (There aren't)
  207. [21:48] <Sazir> YAWP
  208. [21:48] <Belor> (Drat)
  209. [21:48] <!Dice-chwan> (None we haven't already covered.)
  210. [21:48] <!Dice-chwan> So yeah, I guess me and Ally will do the talk with the dragon and call it.
  211. [21:49] <!Dice-chwan> Brotius!
  212. [21:49] <Lanti> Hmm?
  213. [21:49] <!Dice-chwan> Tomorrow, as soon as I stop being sleepybutt and you're home we will begin your session.
  214. [21:49] <Lanti> sounds good
  215. [21:49] <!Dice-chwan> You need a whole session to yourself for three reasons.
  216. [21:50] <!Dice-chwan> 1.) You have an entire town to go through interactions with as you look for ways to spend your fat loots.
  217. [21:50] <!Dice-chwan> 2.) You have a boss to down (or at the least have an extensive chat with) and a small hoard to sort if you're vitorious.
  218. [21:51] <!Dice-chwan> 3.) You have to get intergrated into the main story.
  219. [21:51] <!Dice-chwan> I expect it to be 3-4 hours minimum.
  220. [21:53] <!Dice-chwan> Ally and I will do this interaction with Ashra off screen as it may or may not lead to hot dic-... important plot development.
  221. [21:53] <Lanti> lewd.
  222. [21:53] <!Dice-chwan> If there's anything critical to the party (or particularly fappable) I'll make a pastebin for it.
  223. [21:53] <!Dice-chwan> But I doubt it on both accounts.
  224. [21:53] <!Dice-chwan> ;_;
  225. [21:53] <@Malakai> (soooo....is that it?)
  226. [21:54] <!Dice-chwan> Yes.... jerk.
  227. [21:54] <!Dice-chwan> Go back to your Gaylo.
  228. [21:54] <!Dice-chwan> You're all free for the night except Ally.
  229. [21:54] <!Dice-chwan> ANTS stop having a life so we can do this regularly.
  230. [21:54] <Belor> Too bad! I'm staying and you can't get rid of me!
  231. [21:54] * Belor sticks tongue out
  232. [21:54] <!Dice-chwan> Sorry for the short session but this was LITERALLY just to get the ball rolling agian.
  233. [21:54] <!Dice-chwan> They'll pick up soon.
  234. [21:55] <Lanti> Hmm, time to think of what a lizardman dragonslayer that's almost mute would do in a town.
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