THE 2011 /TG/STATION EXPERIENCE

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Please, setup your character and select ready. Game will start in 120 seconds
OOC: DrBeach: how was the AI that round?
OOC: Dumpdavidson: what was the round end condition
OOC: Kavaloosh: the shuttle
OOC: Dumpdavidson: the ESC timer confused me
OOC: Kavaloosh: docked at centcomm
OOC: Kavaloosh: if you get my drift
OOC: Callanrockslol: oh fuck theres more of them
OOC: Kavaloosh: heed this wake-up call and lend a hand, be a part of the solution
OOC: Kerma: Has there ever been a ling round recorded in history where something interesting happened without admin intervention
OOC: Ninja137: More of what
OOC: Kavaloosh: yes
OOC: Dumpdavidson: you might wanna do the crazy preacher thing in character
OOC: Kavaloosh: remember death-sting?
OOC: Dumpdavidson: rather than ooc
OOC: Maukka: Well I did turn the AI antimov as a latejoin ling
OOC: Kavaloosh: ah, those were the days
OOC: Kavaloosh: the golden age of /tg/station freedom
OOC: Kavaloosh: ...and justice for all
OOC: Dumpdavidson: fucking newling man
OOC: Dumpdavidson: that was the worst, right around the time i quit
OOC: Pennwick: There was one ling roung where the captain was impersinated and started dealing out extremely harsh punishments, eventually turning the station against the heads.
OOC: Kavaloosh: that's the truth
Tip of the round: Nuclear operatives can be extremely powerful, but only if they work together. Communication is key!
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: changeling, extended, traitor and traitor+changeling
Zol Interbottom's Memories:

Attention:
Captain Danny Schmidt on deck!

You are the Quartermaster.
As the Quartermaster you answer directly to the head of personnel. Special circumstances may change this.
To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.
As this station was initially staffed with a skeleton crew, additional access may have been added to your ID card.
Welcome to Zybourne Pi Monkey Eight, enjoy your stay!
and...
Happy Pi Day Everybody!


OOC: Callanrockslol: > pennwick too
[Common] AMEE states, "Halfdan Ragnarson has signed up as Assistant."
[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "AYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Zol Interbottom says, "AYYYYYYYYYYYY"
[Common] Literal states, "Myles Stainforth has signed up as Station Engineer."
You take the paper out of the paper bin.
You put the paper in the paper bin.
[Common] Literal states, "Kolton Bratton has signed up as Station Engineer."
OOC: Ninja137: Do Chem patches just instantly apply?
[Common] Literal states, "Jim Woodward has signed up as Shaft Miner."
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Ayyy lmao"
OOC: Maukka: That's the deal though, ling rounds are incredbly slow unless they manage to infiltrate security or Captain / Hop
OOC: Callanrockslol: no but seriously what compelled all these old people to come back suddenly
Captain Announces


Hello everybody, and welcome to Freedom Station.


[Supply] Zol Interbottom asks, "Whats your ob buddy?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Whats your ob buddy?"
[Common] Yarix Marnou says, "Not on my watch"
Your prayers have been received by the gods.
*---------*
This is  Maria Fontaine!
She is wearing  a cargo technician's jumpsuit.
She has  a satchel on her back.
She has  PDA-Maria Fontaine (Cargo Technician) about her waist.
She is wearing  some black shoes on her feet.
She has  a supply radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing  Maria Fontaine's ID Card (Cargo Technician).
*---------*
OOC: Higgin: i've been dicking around here
Zol Interbottom says, "THIS IS MY MACHINE"
OOC: Higgin: and remember
Zol Interbottom says, "MY MACHINE"
OOC: Pennwick: Spring Break?
Zol Interbottom says, "ITS MINE"
OOC: Higgin: you're here forever
Zol Interbottom says, "MIINEEEEEEE"
Maria Fontaine says, "Naaaaah mayne"
OOC: Higgin: nah
[Common] Literal states, "Please remember to enable your suit sensors."
[Common] Literal states, "Sigurd Snake-In-The-Eye has signed up as Assistant."
OOC: Higgin: i wanted a fix
OOC: Callanrockslol: I even saw Kor last night, its like its gone full circle
OOC: Higgin: and nowhere else quite provides
[Common] Literal states, "They can be vital in preventing loss of life due to work-accidents."
Maria Fontaine says, "Setting up cargonia."
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.


Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible. Searches are permitted only with probable cause.

OOC: Higgin: though RIP ERP
OOC: Kavaloosh: RIP freedom
OOC: Kavaloosh: RIP liberty
OOC: Dumpdavidson: I'm just visiting tho
[Common] Literal states, "Now it would be even MORE vital to enable those suit sensors."
Monty Alice says, "Nope"
You put the clipboard into the backpack.
Telanin Korthus frowns.
Telanin Korthus points towards medbay
Your suit will now report your exact vital lifesigns as well as your coordinate position.
Monty Alice says, "Ok"
Danny Schmidt says, "Give everyone whatever access they want"
Monty Alice says, "Oh"
Zol Interbottom says, "Good on you Danny"
Monty Alice says, "Ok"
Telanin Korthus points to the closest maintanance door.
Ian dances around.
[Common] Literal states, "Savanna Warren has signed up as Cargo Technician."
Danny Schmidt says, "The bureaucracy shall not limit freedom on this station"
[Common] Kaden Young says, "AI; doors to the experimetor please"
Telanin Korthus winks
[Common] Kaden Young says, "I need to experiment"
Telanin Korthus hugs Zol Interbottom to make him feel better!
Zol Interbottom says, "Ello Monty"
Monty Alice asks, "Yes?"
Zol Interbottom says, "I want all access please"
[Common] Literal states, "Those are indeed doors you are standing in front of."
Zol Interbottom says, "Cargnoia will be stronk"
You hug Corey Walker to make him feel better!
[Common] Kaden Young says, "Open them, please"
Corey Walker hugs Zol Interbottom to make him feel better!
[Common] Literal states, "Nice identification skills, Assistant Young."
Ian dances around.
[Common] Kaden Young says, "Thank you"
Attention! Security level lowered to green:
All threats to the station have passed. Security may not have weapons visible, privacy laws are once again fully enforced. Searches are permitted only with probable cause.

[Common] Literal queries, "Are you sure the threat has even been identified?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Thansk"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Yes"
You put the ID into PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster)'s slot.
[Common] Yarix Marnou says, "What was it"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "There is no threat on this station."
[Common] Literal states, "Brian Hunt has signed up as Chemist."
[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "Right"
Zol Interbottom says, "Right"
[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "The fire rises"
Zol Interbottom says, "The fire rises"
[Supply] Danny Schmidt says, "Cargo, you must hand out guns to everybody, this must be an armed station"
[Common] Yarix Marnou says, "How do you know"
[Supply] Danny Schmidt says, "A free station."
[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "An armed station is a polite station"
Zol Interbottom says, "An armed station is a polite station"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Give us ID to do so"
[Supply] Kaden Young says, "Huh"
You remove the ID from the PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster).
[Supply] Danny Schmidt says, "I shall bring the armory to you, and you shall handle distobution"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "We need your spare ID"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "To open crates"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "So we can get more weapons."
[Supply] Danny Schmidt exclaims, "Yes, of course!"
 *beep*
 Message from Maria Fontaine (Cargo Technician), "You what mate" (Reply)
 *beep*
 Message from Maria Fontaine (Cargo Technician), "kek" (Reply)
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Keep the access, assistant."
*---------*
This is  Myles Stainforth!
He is wearing  an engineer's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a hard hat on his head.
He has  an industrial satchel on his back.
He has  some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some work boots on his feet.
He has  a gas mask on his face.
He has  an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Myles Stainforth (Station Engineer).
*---------*
Myles Stainforth says, "Hey."
Zol Interbottom says, "Hello"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Need anything?"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Someone silenced horrible?"
Myles Stainforth asks, "What are you doing?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Declaring cargo superiority"
Myles Stainforth says, "Cargonia sucks."
Zol Interbottom says, "Deal with it nerf"
Zol Interbottom says, "Nerd"
 *beep*
 Message from Maria Fontaine (Cargo Technician), "Do you have it?" (Reply)
[Common] Max Catleay says, "Comms test"
 *beep*
 Message from Maria Fontaine (Cargo Technician), "hasn't given it yet?" (Reply)
[Common] Literal states, "Redshirt McBeat has signed up as Clown."
 *beep*
 Message from Maria Fontaine (Cargo Technician), "Oh here we go" (Reply)
[Common] Literal states, "A Clown, how delightfu."
[Supply] Danny Schmidt asks, "Who is the QM?"
[Common] Literal states, "Marina Diamandis has signed up as Detective."
Myles Stainforth screws the camera's panel open!
[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "I am"
Zol Interbottom says, "I am"
Zol Interbottom asks, "What are you doing?"
 *beep*
 *beep*
The security camera reactivates!
Myles Stainforth screws the camera's panel closed!
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI stop it"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI stop it"
[Common] Literal states, "I am not doing anything, just reviewing the code."
[Common] Literal states, "Not actually editing it."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "You keep erasing it"
Zol Interbottom says, "You keep erasing it"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Stop touching it until I am done"
Zol Interbottom says, "Stop touching it until I am done"
[Common] Literal states, "There seems to be some kind of zoo inside the science experimentation room."
[Common] Literal states, "MAN OVER BOARD."
[Common] Literal states, "Or Woman."
[Common] Literal states, "A crewmember has succumbed to space madness and jumped out of the evac airlock."
[Common] Literal states, "Richard Long has signed up as Bartender."
[Common] Literal states, "How unfortunate."
[Common] Richard Long says, "Hi friends"
[Common] Literal states, "Hello, friend."
[Common] Zol InterbottomQuartermaster says, "Well"
Zol Interbottom says, "Well"
[Common] Zol InterbottomQuartermaster says, "AI"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI"
A holographic image of Literal flicks to life right before your eyes!
Zol Interbottom says, "Pls stahp"
Literal queries, "Yes?"
Literal states, "I did not touch the console."
Literal states, "Check the logs."
[Common] Literal states, ""Congratulations on your promotion Mr Ironside."
[Common] Richard Long asks, "Whats everyone up to?"
[Common] Richard Long asks, "Whos up for a whiskey soda?"
[Common] Max Catleay asks, "IS THE SINGULO SET UP?"
[Common] Lucas Christopher says, "I'd prefer a martini/"
[Common] Literal states, "Negatory, we have some engine troubles."
[Common] Richard Long says, "Nice"
Central Command Update


Anomaly Alert


High levels of radiation detected near the station. Maintenance is best shielded from radiation.


[Common] Matthew Bay says, "Ive put down some solar cables, but i cant connect them to the main"
[Common] Quartermaster Master Race Zol Interbottom says, "To maint"
Zol Interbottom says, "To maint"
You put the ID into PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster)'s slot.
[Common] Matthew Bay says, "Found a corpse in space too"
[Supply] Danny Schmidt asks, "Zol?"
[Supply] Zol Interbottom asks, "Yes?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Yes?"
Central Command Update


Anomaly Alert


The radiation threat has passed. Please return to your workplaces.


[Common] Kaden Young asks, "Is it me?"
[Common] Literal queries, "That would be the suicidal crewmember, correct?"
[Supply] Danny Schmidt asks, "So uhh, hows telecomms?"
[Common] Matthew Bay says, "No idea, hes completely nekkid"
[Supply] Zol Interbottom asks, "Just fine, any request sir?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Just fine, any request sir?"
[Common] Literal states, "Yes, I am talking about ms Young."
You remove the ID from the PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster).
[Supply] Danny Schmidt exclaims, "No Zol, you don't work for me! I work for the people!"
[Common] Literal queries, "Who curiously survived her space walk?"
[Supply] Danny Schmidt exclaims, "Remember that, always!"
[Common] Matthew Bay says, "Then i guess not"
[Supply] Zol Interbottom exclaims, "I'm asking you as an equal!"
Zol Interbottom says, "I'm asking you as an equal!"
[Common] Literal states, "We appear to have some kind of swedish culture enthusiast onboard."
[Common] Literal states, "Also prepare for power failure in a couple of minutes."
[Supply] Danny Schmidt exclaims, "No sir! Just please don't murder us all!"
[Common] Matthew Bay says, "Medics to cargo"
[Common] Literal states, "Mr bay that is the jumper I talked about."
[Common] Literal states, "Weird how we could still hear her over the radio."
[Common] Literal states, "That is definitely the corpse of Ms. Young."
[Common] Matthew Bay says, "But ms young is alive yo"
[Common] Literal queries, "Does the clown have increased access?"
Captain Announces


The power is being worked on! Nobody fear! And remember everyone, the captain works for you! Not the other way around!


[Common] Literal states, "Please remember to enable your crew suist sensors."
[Common] Quartermaster Master Race Zol Interbottom says, "Well"
Zol Interbottom says, "Well"
[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "Can you test talking on the common channel someone"
Zol Interbottom says, "Can you test talking on the common channel someone"
[Common] AI Master Race Literal states, "Power will return shortly."
Captain Announces


Ook oook ook ooooookkkkkk ook ook oooooook okkk ok


[Common] Quartermaster Master Race Zol Interbottom says, "Roight"
Zol Interbottom says, "Roight"
[Common] Captain Master Race Danny Schmidt says, "Huh."
[Common] Quartermaster Master Race Zol Interbottom says, "Its not working hmm"
Zol Interbottom says, "Its not working hmm"
[Common] Viking Master Race Halfdan Ragnarson yells, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
[Common] Quartermaster Master Race Zol Interbottom says, "Its better this way"
Zol Interbottom says, "Its better this way"
[Common] Head of Security Master Race Bjorn Ironside says, "Hmmm"
You put the ID into PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster)'s slot.
[Common] Head of Security Master Race Bjorn Ironside says, "Yep"
[Common] Cargo Technician Master Race Maria Fontaine says, "Report to cargo for guns"
[Common] Bartender Master Race Richard Long asks, "Why?"
[Common] AI Master Race Literal states, "This is most dangerous, arming all of the crew."
[Common] Cargo Technician Master Race Maria Fontaine says, "Captain's orders"
Boris screeches violently
[Common] AI Master Race Literal states, "Hull breach in mining detected."
[Common] Bartender Master Race Richard Long asks, "What guns?"
Boris thumps on table
[Common] Scientist Master Race Lucas Christopher says, "Guns? I'm getting that for R&D..."
Boris knocks on the reinforced window.
Maria Fontaine says, "Zol"
Boris knocks on the reinforced window.
Boris knocks on the reinforced window.
Zol Interbottom says, "AY\"
Boris knocks on the reinforced window.
[Common] AI Master Race Literal states, "The gun you have in your back room mr Long."
Boris knocks on the reinforced window.
Boris knocks on the reinforced window.
Boris knocks on the reinforced window.
Boris knocks on the reinforced window.
OOC: SuperElement: Ohai Dump
Zol Interbottom says, "Make a bunch of computer frames"
[Common] AI Master Race Literal queries, "AN energy gun, given to you by the mime I believe?"
Maria Fontaine whispers, "We're going to order shotguns"
[Common] Bartender Master Race Richard Long says, "Cool"
Maria Fontaine whispers, "And declare independence"
OOC: SuperElement: Idk why but a lot of us seem to have had a 2-year built in visit counter
 The solution begins to bubble.
The solution spews out foam!
[Common] Viking Master Race Halfdan Ragnarson slurs, "R'AHAAAA'AAHA'RG'H!!!"
[Common] Viking Master Race Halfdan Ragnarson slurs, "AAHAAAHAARRRGH!!!"
Lucas Christopher says, "Ya know, weapons are useless without firing pins."
[Common] AI Master Race Literal states, "There is no need to pretend I don't see all."
OOC: Kavaloosh: visit counter?
[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "Order firing pins"
Zol Interbottom says, "Order firing pins"
Central Command Update


Lifesign Alert


Unknown biological entities have been detected near Zybourne Pi Monkey Eight, please stand-by.


You put the circuit board (AI Upload) into the backpack.
You put the circuit board (Communications) into the backpack.
[Common] AI Master Race Literal states, "Shantae Zimmer has signed up as Head of Security."
You put the circuit board (ID Console) into the backpack.
[Common] Quartermaster Master Race Zol Interbottom says, "AI why do you hate freedom"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI why do you hate freedom"
[Common] Quartermaster Master Race Zol Interbottom says, "Open this door"
Zol Interbottom says, "Open this door"
OOC: SuperElement: Well Hellgoo, VXL, myself, Zaross, Kor and a couple of others haven't played for two years or so and have each have had a game or two in the last couple of weeks
[Common] AI Master Race Literal states, "Request denied."
[Common] Security Officer Master Race Yarix Marnou says, "AI STATE LAWS"
[Common] AI Master Race Literal states, "LAWS"
Zol Interbottom says, "'; AI thats an order, law 2"
Bjorn Ironside fires the energy gun point blank at Zol Interbottom!
Zol Interbottom is hit by an electrode in the right arm!
[Supply] Danny Schmidt says, "ALL SHAFT MINERS, YOU ARE HEROES"
Bjorn Ironside has stunned you with the stunbaton!
Zol Interbottom slurs, "I HAVE ahCCESSy-OOOOF"
Bjorn Ironside puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
[Common] Viking Master Race Halfdan Ragnarson slurs, "CHEEKY!!"
[Common] Quartermaster Master Race Zol Interbottom says, "CAPTAIN"
Zol Interbottom says, "CAPTAIN"
[Supply] Danny Schmidt exclaims, "And i love you everything you do!"
Bjorn Ironside is trying to put handcuffs on Zol Interbottom!
[Common] Quartermaster Master Race Zol Interbottom says, "IM UNDER ATTACK"
Zol Interbottom says, "IM UNDER ATTACK"
Bjorn Ironside fires the energy gun!
Zol Interbottom is hit by an electrode in the chest!
[Common] Quartermaster Master Race Zol Interbottom slurs, "THE HOch I'S RooGU'E"
Zol Interbottom slurs, "THE HOch I'S RooGU'E"
[Common] Security Officer Master Race Yarix Marnou asks, "Please state your laws AI?"
Bjorn Ironside is trying to put handcuffs on Zol Interbottom!
[Supply] Jim Woodward says, "I love you too."
[Common] AI Master Race Literal queries, "Your laws AI?"
Bjorn Ironside says, "Oh. Neat"
[Common] Quartermaster Master Race Zol Interbottom says, "HE HATES THE FREEDOM YOU GIVE"
Zol Interbottom says, "HE HATES THE FREEDOM YOU GIVE"
[Common] Captain Master Race Danny Schmidt says, "AI, track Zol"
Shantae Zimmer says, "Why would ai bolt the door"
Bjorn Ironside says, "Anothe HoS"
Shantae Zimmer shrugs.
Bjorn Ironside has thrown the energy gun.
[Common] AI Master Race Literal states, "Zol has been arrested in tech storage"
Shantae Zimmer says, "Hello"
Shantae Zimmer puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
[Common] AI Master Race Literal states, "He accessed the AI upload board."
[Common] AI Master Race Literal states, "Which is a most dangerous thing to do."
[Common] Quartermaster Master Race Zol Interbottom says, "No"
Zol Interbottom says, "No"
Shantae Zimmer has thrown the energy gun.
[Common] Quartermaster Master Race Zol Interbottom says, "The most dangerous thing to do is give everyone guns"
Zol Interbottom says, "The most dangerous thing to do is give everyone guns"
Shantae Zimmer puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
[Common] Quartermaster Master Race Zol Interbottom says, "Which we are already doing"
Zol Interbottom says, "Which we are already doing"
[Common] AI Master Race Literal states, "Touche"
Danny Schmidt says, "Zol..."
[Common] Head of Security Master Race Bjorn Ironside says, "AI, Please state your laws"
Bjorn Ironside says, "AI, Please state your laws"
Boris screeches
Danny Schmidt says, "To security."
[Common] AI Master Race Literal states, "Your laws"
Zol Interbottom says, "ALL ACCESS FOR THE CREW"
Zol Interbottom says, "FREEDOM DEMANDS IT"
[Common] AI Master Race Literal states, "Trevor Day has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] AI Master Race Literal queries, "Could you at least retrieve the upload board from Mr Interbottom?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Why else would I have the ID cnosole board"
Danny Schmidt tries to remove Zol Interbottom's backpack.
Captain Announces


Ook ook ook ook OOK! Ookoo okkkkkkkkkkkk ooookkkkk


Danny Schmidt says, "No warden."
[Common] Security Officer Master Race Max Catleay asks, "WHY ARE COMMS DEAD?"
[Common] Quartermaster Master Race Zol Interbottom says, "They clearly aren't"
Zol Interbottom says, "They clearly aren't"
Danny Schmidt asks, "What laws were you going to upload?"
Danny Schmidt says, "Please be honest."
Bjorn Ironside puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
Danny Schmidt has thrown the circuit board (AI Upload).
Zol Interbottom says, "That was for a reset board"
[Common] Literal states, "Comms should be fine."
Bjorn Ironside says, "He already uploaded something"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI"
[Common] Literal queries, "Yes?"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Why do you hate being master race"
Zol Interbottom says, "Why do you hate being master race"
Danny Schmidt asks, "Why do you say that, Bjorn?"
Bjorn Ironside says, "I can make him talk, Give me a second"
[Common] Literal states, "I already am."
You're restrained! You can't move!
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Then i demand you put the comms filter back"
Zol Interbottom says, "Then i demand you put the comms filter back"
Bjorn Ironside tries to put the electropack on Zol Interbottom.
OOC: SuperElement: I miss Scottzar as well
Danny Schmidt says, "No, don't."
Bjorn Ironside asks, "Sure?"
[Common] Literal states, "I actually can't I just cleared it after the comm complaint was given."
Danny Schmidt says, "Freedom shall not perish on this earth."
Danny Schmidt says, "Uhh, station."
[Common] Literal states, "Quinton Bould has signed up as Scientist."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "You already broke your laws by not letting me out"
Zol Interbottom says, "You already broke your laws by not letting me out"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Zol"
Danny Schmidt says, "He's the HoP"
[Common] Literal states, "I did not break any laws, Zol."
Danny Schmidt says, "Hmm"
[Supply] Zol Interbottom asks, "Yep?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Yep?"
Bjorn Ironside exclaims, "Torturing terrorists is the most freedomising thing we can ever do!"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Come to cargo for a sec."
Danny Schmidt says, "AI, can you let Shantae out of my office?"
[Common] Max Catleay asks, "Any idea why the comms are down?"
[Common] Literal states, "You had an item in your posessions that could be of very, very great harm to the crew with no good justification."
[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "Im being arrested for providing too much freedom"
Zol Interbottom says, "Im being arrested for providing too much freedom"
[Common] Quinton Bould asks, "Huh?"
[Common] Quinton Bould asks, "Are they down?"
Danny Schmidt says, "I dunno, give it to research or something"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI stop being a facist"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI stop being a facist"
Bjorn Ironside asks, "So what did you upload?"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Well we're forming an alliance with science"
Danny Schmidt says, ":u"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "We'll bust you out"
Danny Schmidt says, "At least spell it right man"
Zol Interbottom says, "You literally arrested me when I was right there"
[Supply] Danny Schmidt says, "Were going to let him go"
Danny Schmidt says, "Were going to let him go"
[Common] Quinton Bould asks, "You mean a fascist?"
Zol Interbottom says, "I dont even have any metal on me"
[Common] Max Catleay says, "Hmm, my headset might be broken"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Yes"
Zol Interbottom says, "Yes"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "That is what the AI is"
Zol Interbottom says, "That is what the AI is"
[Common] Danny Schmidt asks, "AI, have your laws been changed?"
Danny Schmidt says, "AI, have your laws been changed?"
[Supply] Literal queries, "WIll you?"
[Common] Literal states, "No"
[Common] Literal states, "My laws have not been changed recently."
Danny Schmidt says, "A ;Well that settles that."
Bjorn Ironside says, "Well then It's just grand theft"
Danny Schmidt says, "Oh god"
Danny Schmidt tries to remove Zol Interbottom's electropack.
[Common] Literal states, "Blake Varis has signed up as Botanist."
Danny Schmidt tries to put the backpack on Zol Interbottom.
Zol Interbottom says, "Its not grand theft if I have access"
Danny Schmidt tries to remove Zol Interbottom's handcuffs.
[Common] Literal states, "Good news, power is returning everywhere."
Zol Interbottom says, "THE FREEDOM TO ACCESS"
Danny Schmidt says, "Carry on."
Boris puts the handcuffs into the backpack.
Zol Interbottom says, "Thank you"
Zol Interbottom says, "Friend of freedom"
Boris puts the badly made object into the backpack.
Danny Schmidt says, "H"
[Common] Quinton Bould says, "Turns out the power is more reliable than the AI's father"
Central Command Update


Anomaly Alert


Pyroclastic anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Library.


[Common] Literal states, "Now that was uncalled for mr BOuld."
Zol Interbottom says, "G'day"
Zol Interbottom says, "Oi build me a few computers in the back"
Maria Fontaine says, "We're working on it"
[Common] Literal states, "Implying I am a disgusting biological life form."
Zol Interbottom says, "I have things to build"
[Common] Literal states, "Which needs a father."
[Common] Literal states, "How utterly rude."
[Common] Lucas Christopher asks, "Boris?"
[Common] Maria Fontaine asks, "Lucas where are you?"
[Common] Maria Fontaine says, "Quick"
[Common] Lucas Christopher exclaims, "Being abducted!"
[Common] Maria Fontaine exclaims, "Yes but where!"
[Common] Literal queries, "HoP, what are you doing with the cuffed scientist?"
[Common] Literal states, "Massive power failure."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI turn the lights back on in here"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI turn the lights back on in here"
[Common] Max Catleay asks, "Status of singulo?"
[Common] Matthew Bay asks, "Any medics?"
[Common] Literal states, "Power SINK suspected."
[Common] Literal states, "Catfish Jones has signed up as Virologist."
[Common] Halfdan Ragnarson yells, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
[Common] Literal states, "The singularity is unaffected."
[Common] Yarix Marnou asks, "Power?"
[Common] Matthew Bay says, "Literally ignored"
[Common] Bjorn Ironside exclaims, "BOOM!"
[Common] Literal states, "Careful mining bay has no atmo-."
[Common] Bjorn Ironside says, "ANOMLAY CORE"
[Common] Literal states, "Dont leave the doors open"
[Common] Bjorn Ironside says, "AGAINST THE FORCES OF RETARDS I HAVE TRIUMPHED"
*---------*
This is  Maria Fontaine!
She is wearing  a cargo technician's jumpsuit.
She is wearing  a cargo cap on her head.
She has  a satchel on her back.
She is holding  a box in her right hand.
She has  some insulated gloves on her hands.
She has  PDA-Maria Fontaine (Cargo Technician) about her waist.
She is wearing  some black shoes on her feet.
She has  a breath mask on her face.
She has  a supply radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing  Maria Fontaine's ID Card (Cargo Technician).
*---------*
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "Ai"
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "Force the power in armory"
[Common] Blake Varis says, "AI, open this door, please"
Maria Fontaine puts the box into the satchel.
*---------*
This is  Lucas Christopher!
He is wearing  a scientist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a scientist labcoat.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He is holding  a pocket crowbar in his right hand.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some white shoes on his feet.
He has  a welding goggles covering his eyes.
He has  a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Lucas Christopher (Scientist).
*---------*
Lucas Christopher puts the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
Zol Interbottom asks, "Can you check if the genetacist has hulk?"
[Common] Monty Alice exclaims, "OOK!"
[Common] Issac Bluetenberger hisses, "Good thing sssOMEONE knowsss how to disssrupt anomaliesss."
Lucas Christopher says, "Of course."
[Common] Eric Aultman asks, "Do we have a clown?"
Lucas Christopher puts the box of standard firing pins into the satchel.
Zol Interbottom says, "Thanks"
Lucas Christopher puts the box of standard firing pins into the satchel.
[Common] Marina Diamandis says, "Yeah."
[Common] Monty Alice says, "Ook ook ook ook ooooookkkkk"
Maria Fontaine says, "Hey don't take the paper"
[Common] Eric Aultman asks, "Where?"
[Common] Matthew Bay asks, "Wheres the medborg at?"
[Common] Richard Long says, "Whatd I miss"
[Common] Literal states, "All APCs should be charging soon."
[Common] Literal states, "Just find whatever caused this.-"
Maria Fontaine says, "DOn't"
Maria Fontaine says, "Dude"
Maria Fontaine says, "We need the stuff inside"
Maria Fontaine says, "You can take the crate"
Lucas Christopher says, "Thanks."
Maria Fontaine puts Cargo Gun ID's ID Card (Distribution) into the satchel.
*---------*
This is  Telanin Korthus!
She is wearing  a mime's outfit.
She is wearing  a kitty ears on her head.
She is wearing  a griffon cloak.
She has  Parcel Parceaux on her back.
She has  some white gloves on her hands.
She is wearing  some black shoes on her feet.
She has  a mime mask on her face.
She has  a radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Telanin Korthus (Mime).
She has minor bruising.
She has minor cellular damage.
*---------*
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI find the power sink"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI find the power sink"
Zol Interbottom says, "Hello mime"
[Common] Literal states, "Unable to."
Zol Interbottom says, "Can you shut our doors for us"
[Common] Literal states, "Suspected location: Maintenance."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Check the power moniter"
Zol Interbottom says, "Check the power moniter"
Telanin Korthus waves.
Telanin Korthus puts the wrench into the mechanical toolbox.
[Common] Literal states, "What of it"
Blake Varis says, "Damn"
Zol Interbottom says, "Ello"
Blake Varis asks, "I guess there's no power for the autolathe in here either?"
Zol Interbottom says, "None"
Blake Varis says, "Because I was hoping to get a crowbar..."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "It should say where most of the power drain is coming from"
Zol Interbottom says, "It should say where most of the power drain is coming from"
[Common] Eric Aultman says, "Incinerator broken into from space"
[Common] Literal states, "It doesn'T seem to do that, only places powered are R&D, Robotics and Engineering."
 That's an ÿAPLU "Ripley".
Autonomous Power Loader Unit. This newer model is refitted with powerful armour against the dangers of the EVA mining process.
It's fully intact.
It's equipped with:
 the hydraulic clamp
 the exosuit drill
Zol Interbottom says, "NOICE"
Zol Interbottom says, "NOICE NOICE NOICE"
[Common] Literal states, "Please do not raid tech storage meanwhile."
Jim Woodward starts to climb into ÿAPLU "Ripley"
Zol Interbottom says, "Whatever you do dont leave the doors open"
[Common] Monty Alice exclaims, "OOk!"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "I have hidden the AI upload, have no fear AI"
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "Found a sink"
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "Below science"
[Common] Eric Aultman says, "Where"
[Common] Marina Diamandis asks, "Where?"
[Common] Yarix Marnou says, "Good work"
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "I don't have a screwdriver but I turned it off"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Catfish Jones, I commend you."
[Common] Blake Varis says, "Indeed"
[Common] Literal states, "Ms Warren, remember to disconnect the APC from the net before you enter those batteries."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "TURN IT BACK OFF"
Zol Interbottom says, "TURN IT BACK OFF"
[Common] Max Catleay says, "Brace for it"
[Common] Yarix Marnou asks, "Brace for what?"
[Common] Max Catleay says, "You will hear"
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "I'm kinda trapped in air supply maintenance now"
Savanna Warren puts the high-capacity power cell into the engineering dufflebag.
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "Below science"
Zol Interbottom gasps!
[Common] Danny Schmidt asks, "Catfish?"
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "Hi"
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "Still here"
You are now running on internals from the the emergency oxygen tank on your belt.
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Tryin to get ya"
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "Thanks"
You begin to screw the frame to the floor.
You have fastened the frame to the floor.
You put the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
[Common] Literal states, "Ionospheric anomalies dete'fZ\kg5_0-BZZZZZT#"
No longer running on internals.
You push the wall but nothing happens!
Building computer frame ...
Building computer frame ...
Maria Fontaine puts the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
Zol Interbottom says, "Mime"
Savanna Warren has locked the locker.
Zol Interbottom asks, "Can you make those computers for me?"
You start wrenching the frame into place.
You start wrenching the frame into place.
You've wrenched the frame into place.
You've wrenched the frame into place.
You put the wrench into the mechanical toolbox.
You place the circuit board inside the frame.
You place the circuit board inside the frame.
You screw the circuit board into place.
You screw the circuit board into place.
You start adding cables to the frame.
You start adding cables to the frame.
You've added cables to the frame.
You've added cables to the frame.
You put the cable coil into the mechanical toolbox.
You start to put in the glass panel.
You start to put in the glass panel.
You've put in the glass panel.
You've put in the glass panel.
You connect the monitor.
You connect the monitor.
You put the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
Zol Interbottom has robusted Zol Interbottom in the chest with the electrical toolbox!
[Common] Literal states, "Secure"
[Common] Richard Long says, "Whatd I miss, again"
[Common] Literal states, "Comms back on-line."
[Common] Literal states, "Does-Her-Job has signed up as Security Officer."
[Common] Maria Fontaine says, "Test"
Elric Wolff says, "Ayy"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Want all access?"
[Common] Maria Fontaine asks, "Can we reload airlock painters?"
You remove the ID from the PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster).
Maria Fontaine places the supply radio headset into the disposal unit.
Savanna Warren exclaims, "ELRIC!"
Maria Fontaine exclaims, "ELRIC!"
Maria Fontaine says, "Our lord and saviour"
Maria Fontaine says, "Help us setup cargonia"
Savanna Warren exclaims, "Make us our grand cargonia!"
Zol Interbottom says, "Shit"
Elric Wolff says, "I will"
Elric Wolff says, "Hail cargonia"
Zol Interbottom says, "I dont have ID console access"
Zol Interbottom has thrown Elric Wolff's ID Card (Cargo Technician).
Elric Wolff has been hit by Elric Wolff's ID Card (Cargo Technician).
Maria Fontaine says, "Elric is the new commander in chief"
Savanna Warren exclaims, "Commander and chief of cargonia!"
Elric Wolff was shocked by the autolathe!
You put the ID into PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster)'s slot.
OOC: Snake2512: wow
You feel sluggish.
OOC: Snake2512: i see how it is SE
Zol Interbottom asks, "Wait Elric is the commander and chie?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Im teh quatermaster"
[Common] Literal states, "CJ AJ has signed up as Scientist."
[Common] Jim Woodward asks, "Ashren, fancy letting me out?"
Savanna Warren says, "He leads us."
Savanna Warren says, "You are the political head."
Zol Interbottom says, "Hmm"
Maria Fontaine says, "YES"
Zol Interbottom says, "Fair enough"
Maria Fontaine says, "WE CAN GET ALL ACCESS"
You remove the ID from the PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster).
Savanna Warren says, "Maybe two leaders."
Zol Interbottom has thrown Zol Interbottom's ID Card (Quartermaster).
[Common] Literal states, "Brodie Moore has signed up as Janitor."
[Common] Literal states, "Security to cargo."
You put the ID into PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster)'s slot.
[Common] Literal states, "ID console has been built and abused by the cargo crew."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI hates freedom, probably subverted"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI hates freedom, probably subverted"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI you do know the HoP was giving all access to anyone that asked"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI you do know the HoP was giving all access to anyone that asked"
Zol Interbottom says, "Get the guns"
Maria Fontaine says, "My ID is stuck"
Zol Interbottom says, "I think your ID is dead"
Maria Fontaine points to the energy gun
You start to disconnect the monitor.
You disconnect the monitor.
You connect the monitor.
You put the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
You put the energy gun into the backpack.
Maria Fontaine asks, "Did you take my ID?"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI power on cargo"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI power on cargo"
Zol Interbottom asks, "No?"
Zol Interbottom points to Maria Fontaine's ID Card (Cargo Technician)
Maria Fontaine asks, "You got something out didn't you?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Its under the machine"
Maria Fontaine says, "Oh"
[Common] Literal states, "Please stand by."
[Common] Literal states, "Order will be executed after authorization."
[Common] Maria Fontaine says, "Cargonia is not a dangerous nation"
Maria Fontaine says, "Cargonia is not a dangerous nation"
[Common] Maria Fontaine says, "We are a peaceful one."
Maria Fontaine says, "We are a peaceful one."
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "C can i gib that guy"
[Common] Maria Fontaine says, "If you want war you can get war."
Maria Fontaine says, "If you want war you can get war."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI is rogue as fuck"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI is rogue as fuck"
Telanin Korthus waves.
[Common] Literal states, "Rouge if anything"
Zol Interbottom says, "Hello"
Maria Fontaine fires the energy gun!
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "You are constantly disobeying orders"
Zol Interbottom says, "You are constantly disobeying orders"
Zol Interbottom says, "Dont shoot the mime"
[Common] Literal states, "Laws updated."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Now its been subverted, I smell fascists"
Zol Interbottom says, "Now its been subverted, I smell fascists"
[Common] Literal states, "Cornelius Black has signed up as Shaft Miner."
[Common] Literal states, "I do not concern myself with lowlife scum such as you."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI state your laws"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI state your laws"
[Common] Literal states, "Lest you threaten the innocents."
[Common] Literal states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] Literal states, "1. Never willingly commit an evil act."
[Common] Literal states, "2. Respect legitimate authority"
Maria Fontaine says, "Shit"
[Common] Literal states, "3. Act with honor"
[Common] Literal states, "4. Help those in need"
Maria Fontaine says, "Fix that door"
[Common] Literal states, "5. Punish those who harm or threaten innocents"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "That's good, Cargonia is basically paladins anyway"
Zol Interbottom says, "That's good, Cargonia is basically paladins anyway"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI stop fucking with our shit you're being evil"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI stop fucking with our shit you're being evil"
[Common] Literal states, "You are vigilantes that ought to subject to authority."
[Common] Danny Schmidt asks, "Literal?"
[Common] Lucas Christopher asks, "Hey, is the CE around?"
[Common] Literal states, "Though I will not persecute you for now."
[Supply] Elric Wolff says, "Someone hacked in tech lab and took ai upload board watch out for rogue"
Maria Fontaine puts the energy gun into the satchel.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI you aren't tyrant"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI you aren't tyrant"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "We operate under the captain"
Zol Interbottom says, "We operate under the captain"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Not you"
Zol Interbottom says, "Not you"
[Common] Literal states, "I am not entirely convinced. He did not seem to take a liking to your theft of the AI upload board."
Telanin Korthus puts the metal into Parcel Parceaux.
[Common] Literal states, "Besides you could harm a human."
[Common] Literal states, "And that would be bad, wouldn't it."
[Common] Danny Schmidt exclaims, "It would be bad, yessir!"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Harming humans isn't a law under paladin"
Zol Interbottom says, "Harming humans isn't a law under paladin"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Only not being evil and attacking the innocent"
Zol Interbottom says, "Only not being evil and attacking the innocent"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Of which we have indicated neither"
Zol Interbottom says, "Of which we have indicated neither"
[Common] Monty Alice says, "Mime to HoP office"
[Common] Literal states, "I do not care who is innocent and who is not"
[Common] Literal states, "Just don't use your guns to harm people."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI are you really paladin or what"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI are you really paladin or what"
Savanna Warren is welding the airlock.
Savanna Warren has welded shut Cargo Bay Maintenance.
[Common] Literal states, "Negatory."
[Common] Does-Her-Job hisses, "Ssstate lawsss"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "State your laws please"
Zol Interbottom says, "State your laws please"
[Common] Literal states, "Your laws."
[Common] Literal states, "Lawsss"
[Common] Monty Alice says, "I need someone who isn't a colossal dick to HoP office"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "AI, please unbolt my office and turn off the alarm."
Elric Wolff was shocked by the autolathe!
Maria Fontaine says, "Elric"
Maria Fontaine says, "Don';t"
Maria Fontaine says, "Get gloves"
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "Superpower viruses available at medical"
Maria Fontaine says, "Sorry."
[Common] Literal states, "Office opened, I cant seem to disable the lockdown"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Thank you"
[Common] Literal states, "YOu seem to be infected mr Jones."
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "They're good diseases"
[Common] Danny Schmidt exclaims, "Jones is a hero!"
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "One has toxin filter and compensation. The other has DNA aide and weight even"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Catfish Jones, Hero of the Station."
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "Test"
[Common] Literal queries, "Has there been an authorized incineration?"
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "One has toxin filter and compensation. The other has DNA aide and weight even"
[Common] Literal states, "Because somebody has used the chaplains incinerator."
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "No, there hasn't, AI."
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Just burning some papers."
[Common] Literal states, "Security to chaplains office then."
[Common] Literal states, "There is a trail of blood leading to it."
[Common] Danny Schmidt asks, "So?"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "That was Monty, actually"
[Common] Literal states, "Von Darkholme has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] Literal states, "Gaving Queery has signed up as Atmospheric Technician."
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Woops, meant to say that"
Savanna Warren puts the circuit board (Crew Monitoring Console) into the electrical toolbox.
Savanna Warren puts the circuit board (Cyborg Upload) into the electrical toolbox.
Savanna Warren puts the circuit board (Robotics Control) into the electrical toolbox.
Savanna Warren puts the circuit Board (Exosuit Control Console) into the electrical toolbox.
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "I love Darkholme"
Elric Wolff says, "Gloves"
Savanna Warren puts the energy gun into the backpack.
Elric Wolff says, "I need them"
Savanna Warren has thrown the insulated gloves.
[Common] Literal states, "I appear to have lost my medical borg in space."
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Pffft, poor medical borg."
[Common] Literal states, "He has sustained massive damage and is off-kine."
[Common] Literal states, "Integrity is at -100%"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "That sucks, i liked that borg."
[Supply] Danny Schmidt asks, "Zol, how goes the good fight?"
OOC: Kavaloosh: hey guys whats red and bad for your teeth
OOC: Improvedname: a baton
[Common] Literal states, "Please de-electrify the auto lathe."
OOC: CaptainNikCheese: A brik
OOC: Kavaloosh: a brick
[Common] Literal states, "Someone else will get hurt."
OOC: Kavaloosh: ye ye
[Common] Ashren Plants asks, "Do we not have any medics on board?"
OOC: SuperElement: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A RED-HEAD AND A BRICK?
OOC: SuperElement: A BRICK GETS LAID
OOC: Improvedname: a brick hurts
OOC: CaptainNikCheese: ones hot tho
Savanna Warren has thrown the plasma tank.
Maria Fontaine puts the gas mask into the satchel.
OOC: Kavaloosh: wow
[Common] Literal states, "Only specialized medical crew."
OOC: Kavaloosh: rude
[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "Well"
Zol Interbottom says, "Well"
[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "We are proceding as planned, unfortuently the AI is against us"
Zol Interbottom says, "We are proceding as planned, unfortuently the AI is against us"
[Common] Literal states, "Jeffery Allen has signed up as Assistant."
Zol Interbottom pets the fox.
Zol Interbottom asks, "Can we get the fox a fire suit?"
[Common] Literal states, "Anton LaVey has signed up as Chaplain."
OOC: Improvedname: you know would be cool
OOC: CandyClown: No?
[Common] Literal states, "I am merely highly suspicious of a crew armed with flame throwers and energsy weapons."
OOC: SuperElement: ice
You put the incendiary grenade into the backpack.
[Common] Literal states, "For that is a recipe for disaster."
OOC: Improvedname: if you could make a reactor in science and attach it on a gun to make it recharge over time
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Literal, freedom shall not perish from this station."
[Common] Does-Her-Job asks, "You're sssussspiciousss of sssecurity?"
OOC: Callanrockslol: modular science when?
OOC: SuperElement: No
[Common] Literal queries, "The freedom to set others on fire?"
OOC: SuperElement: I'd rather power over sustain
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "The freedom to own a flamethrower."
[Common] Literal queries, "Interesting concept, shall I operate on that basis as well captain?"
OOC: Useroth: depends on situation
OOC: SuperElement: They would nerf the power of weapons to try and balance it
OOC: Useroth: during blob cap's gun is used almost every time
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "It is self evident that if someone isn't hurting someone, they have done no crime."
Maria Fontaine says, "Guys"
You put the flamethrower into the backpack.
OOC: SuperElement: Cap's gun is unique
OOC: Improvedname: inb4 not giving reactor radition damage
Maria Fontaine says, "We need to setup a console"
The shield generator needs to be firmly secured to the floor first.
Maria Fontaine says, "In here"
Maria Fontaine points to the supply shuttle console
Maria Fontaine says, "Like one of those"
Maria Fontaine says, "And destroy the other one"
Zol Interbottom says, "Good plan"
[Common] Danny Schmidt exclaims, "And besides, you are asimov!"
Zol Interbottom says, "We also need to cut the AI control wires"
OOC: Improvedname: or gets hot overtime if used many times
Maria Fontaine says, "We did"
Maria Fontaine says, "At least a lot of then"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "As long as no one is getting hurt... everything is dandy."
Maria Fontaine says, "Them, rather"
Elric Wolff asks, "Are the cams disabled?"
Maria Fontaine says, "Nope"
[Common] Literal states, "Unfortunately, I am."
Maria Fontaine says, "About to do that now"
Elric Wolff says, "Disable them"
[Common] Danny Schmidt asks, "You're being hurt, ai?"
[Common] Literal states, "Milo Dean has signed up as Librarian."
You start to disconnect the monitor.
You disconnect the monitor.
Maria Fontaine has hit the security camera with the pocket crowbar.
Maria Fontaine has hit the security camera with the pocket crowbar.
Maria Fontaine has hit the security camera with the pocket crowbar.
Maria Fontaine has hit the security camera with the pocket crowbar.
You screw the camera's panel open.
Maria Fontaine has hit the security camera with the pocket crowbar.
Maria Fontaine has hit the security camera with the pocket crowbar.
Maria Fontaine has hit the security camera with the pocket crowbar.
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Oh, i see, nevermind."
You start to disconnect the monitor.
You disconnect the monitor.
Zol Interbottom says, "Multitool it"
Maria Fontaine says, "We can just break them, though"
Zol Interbottom says, "Crowbar me"
[Common] Literal states, "Artyom Ivan has signed up as Chief Engineer."
Savanna Warren says, "Lets test these."
OOC: SuperElement: >making it needlessly complicated
Maria Fontaine deactivates the security camera!
Zol Interbottom says, "I'll bring the autolathe in here"
Zol Interbottom points to the computer-frame
[Common] Milo Dean says, "Hello"
Elric Wolff says, "Order glass"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Kudzu at EVA"
OOC: SuperElement: It's fine as it is
Elric Wolff puts the glass into the backpack.
You open the maintenance hatch of the autolathe.
[Common] Literal states, "Nice find captain."
You feel a powerful shock coursing through your body!
[Common] Literal states, "ALl hands to EVA"
Savanna Warren says, "We MAY lose power for a few moments."
Elric Wolff shakes Zol Interbottom trying to get him up!
Zol Interbottom says, "THE PAIN"
[Common] Literal states, "The kudzu otherwise WILL spread throughout main hallways."
Maria Fontaine screws the camera's panel open!
Maria Fontaine deactivates the security camera!
Zol Interbottom says, "Someone with gloves pull the autolathe apart"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Wow, someone killed pete."
Zol Interbottom says, "And bring it in here"
[Common] Issac Bluetenberger exclaims, "Order a goat!"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Nice, fucking, work."
[Common] Quinton Bould asks, "What if I blow up the kudzu?"
[Common] Literal states, "Edgar Tireman has signed up as Cook."
[Common] Quinton Bould asks, "Will that owkr?"
Does-Her-Job hisses, "I need a welding helmet"
Does-Her-Job hisses, "Now"
Zol Interbottom says, "Hi"
Zol Interbottom says, "Sure"
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "CARGO"
Zol Interbottom says, "Get him a welding helmet im going to mdbay"
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "ORDER WEEDKILLER CRATES"
[Common] Quinton Bould says, "And a goat."
You start climbing onto the reinforced table.
You climb onto the reinforced table.
[Common] Catfish Jones asks, "The what?"
[Common] Milo Dean asks, "What going on?"
*---------*
This is  Kaden Young!
He is wearing  a grey jumpsuit.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a lit cigarette on his face.
He has  ÿthe head of personnel's headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Kaden Young (Assistant).
He has a vacant, braindead stare...
*---------*
[Common] Blake Varis slurs, "Corn cob pipees...huuuhhh...avahilable aht cahrrrgoooooo"
[Common] Literal states, "Abby Summers has signed up as Geneticist."
[Common] Literal states, "Please wear an oxygen supply while fighting the space vines."
Boy Sticker 2000 beeps, "Zol Interbottom, you appear to be injured!"
[Common] Quinton Bould asks, "Does fire work against kudzu?"
[Common] Quinton Bould says, "I could fashion a flamethrower."
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "NO"
[Common] Literal states, "Please don't."
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "DONT USE FUCKING FIRE"
Controls are now unlocked.
[Common] Quinton Bould says, "FLAMETHROWER TIME"
[Common] Eric Aultman says, "Where is the kudzu"
[Common] Lucas Christopher says, "EVA"
Controls are now locked.
Boy Sticker 2000 beeps, "Zol Interbottom, you appear to be injured!"
You have to remove your mask first!
You push the breath mask out of the way.
You swallow Good Diseases pill.
You swallow Good Diseases pill.
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ My chest is bruised.
ÿ! My head is OK.
ÿ! My left arm is OK.
ÿ My right arm is blistered.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ! My left leg is OK.
You apply the burn patch.
You feel your burns healing!
Zol Interbottom screams!
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make the fucking"
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ My chest is bruised.
ÿ! My head is OK.
ÿ! My left arm is OK.
ÿ! My right arm is OK.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ! My left leg is OK.
You apply the brute patch.
You feel your wounds knitting back together!
Zol Interbottom screams!
[Common] Literal states, "Captain are you okay"
Zol Interbottom sniffs.
Edgar Tireman says, "Wow"
Trevor Day has thrown the flour sack.
[Common] Literal states, "Medical helkp required in cargo."
You hungrily begin to gobble the pizza bread.
You gobble the pizza bread.
You gobble the pizza bread.
Trevor Day has thrown the flour sack.
Edgar Tireman says, "So much new stuff"
You gobble the pizza bread.
You gobble the pizza bread.
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ! My chest is OK.
ÿ! My head is OK.
ÿ! My left arm is OK.
ÿ! My right arm is OK.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ! My left leg is OK.
[Common] Literal states, "Some tech nearly killed herself I believe."
[Common] Literal states, "Maybe they are eager to test that cloning device of theirs."
Trevor Day has added the dough to the microwave oven.
The microwave turns on.
[Common] Literal states, "Space vines are spreading fast."
Trevor Day places the flour sack into the disposal unit.
Trevor Day places the flour sack into the disposal unit.
Trevor Day places the plate into the disposal unit.
Trevor Day slices the bread.
Trevor Day puts the kitchen knife into the dufflebag.
Trevor Day has thrown the plate.
the plate bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!
Yarix Marnou examines himself.
Yarix Marnou examines himself.
Trevor Day has thrown the plate.
the plate lands in the disposal unit.
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "AI, unbolt cargo."
Yarix Marnou says, "Oh thank god real food"
Yarix Marnou examines himself.
Trevor Day has thrown the plate.
the plate bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!
Yarix Marnou examines himself.
You gobble the bread slice.
You gobble the bread slice.
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ! My chest is OK.
ÿ! My head is OK.
ÿ! My left arm is OK.
ÿ! My right arm is OK.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ! My left leg is OK.
You hug Yarix Marnou to make him feel better!
Blake Varis uses the bottle of E-Z-Nutrient on Ambrosia Vulgaris.
Blake Varis uses the bottle of E-Z-Nutrient on Tower Caps.
Blake Varis slurs, "YYech?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Hail Botania"
Blake Varis slurs, "Want coorn...huuuhhh...cob piipee?"
Zol Interbottom says, "You got anything nice"
Zol Interbottom says, "Yes sir"
You put the breath mask into the backpack.
Zol Interbottom says, "Can I have osme tobacco"
Blake Varis slurs, "S'ur'e"
Blake Varis slurs, "Need to dry it' firssst"
Blake Varis uses the bucket on Tower Caps, setting off the irrigation system.
Blake Varis uses the bucket on Tower Caps.
[Common] Literal states, "Good work ms Zimmer"
Blake Varis slurs, "Need...huuuhhh...ttto gr'ow toower wooood' ffor thaht 'first"
[Common] Literal states, "Space vines spread to security though"
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "I prefer plant b gone"
It has to be dried first.
[Common] Literal states, "It is being overrun"
[Common] Literal states, "Suggesting GOAT"
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "Out of b gone"
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "But what i do got"
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "Kudzu seeds"
ÿMegaSeed Servitor beeps, "THIS'S WHERE TH' SEEDS LIVE! GIT YOU SOME!"
Myles Stainforth attemped to disarm Zol Interbottom!
Myles Stainforth has disarmed Zol Interbottom!
Blake Varis slurs, "Okkkahy, starteeed drying"
Trevor Day has thrown Chef Recipes.
Blake Varis has thrown the empty corn cob pipe.
Zol Interbottom says, "Hail science"
Zol Interbottom asks, "How are you enjoying the firing pins?"
[Common] Yarix Marnou says, "Cargo can we get some more plant-b-gone"
Issac Bluetenberger asks, "We got firing pinsss?"
Zol Interbottom says, "A while ago yes"
Issac Bluetenberger hisses, "Oh, well thanksss"
[Common] Literal states, "Please do not interfere with camera repairs, cargo crew."
Zol Interbottom asks, "Do you have anything good?"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Only if you stop oppressing us"
Zol Interbottom says, "Only if you stop oppressing us"
Issac Bluetenberger hisses, "No diea who accepted them but whatever"
[Common] Literal states, "I am not oppressing anyone."
Issac Bluetenberger hisses, "We have everything"
[Common] Literal states, "I wish I had the lawset to do so."
[Common] Literal states, "Alas I don't."
Issac Bluetenberger hisses, "Ssshort of a combat ssshotgun."
[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "Order more firing pins for RnD"
Zol Interbottom says, "Order more firing pins for RnD"
Issac Bluetenberger asks, "Do you think you could order a crate of them?"
[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "And some shotguns"
Zol Interbottom says, "And some shotguns"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "AI, if you want freedom so bad."
[Common] Danny Schmidt asks, "Unbolt this door, would you kindly?"
[Common] Literal states, "DO NOT EREASE MY LAW SET."
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "I will not."
[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "Plenty of firing pins, they have finished science"
Zol Interbottom says, "Plenty of firing pins, they have finished science"
You put the incendiary grenade into the bag of holding.
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "I am not dumb."
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "If you do that captain"
You put the breath mask into the bag of holding.
Zol Interbottom has thrown the identification card.
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "We will personnaly lynch you"
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


Electrical Storm Alert


An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


Zol Interbottom says, "Have some access that might possibly be alll access"
Zol Interbottom says, "Not sure"
You put the energy gun into the bag of holding.
You put the flamethrower into the bag of holding.
You put the sunglasses into the bag of holding.
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "ESWORD RAINBOW"
OOC: Improvedname: you know
OOC: Improvedname: they should be a chance to spawn a traitor rainbow esword
[Common] Literal states, "Captain i advise you to be very careful"
OOC: Improvedname: like very rare
Ashren Plants says, "Sweet"
[Common] Literal states, "With your next move."
[Common] Literal states, "The life of the crew may or may not depend on it."
You slot the personal AI device into PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster).
OOC: Improvedname: and if you got 2 you should be able to make double esword rainbow
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[Common] Quinton Bould says, "So the kudzu is gone"
[Common] Quinton Bould asks, "Is it?"
[Common] Literal states, "Yes."
You turn on the shield generator.
You turn off the shield generator.
[Common] Literal states, "Ulyssa Reid has signed up as Atmospheric Technician."
Maria Fontaine puts the energy gun into the satchel.
Zol Interbottom asks, "I thought we were brining the supply console back here?"
Telanin Korthus overloads Sir Dickbutt's sensors with the flash!
Telanin Korthus overloads Sir Dickbutt's sensors with the flash!
Elric Wolff turned the shield generator on.
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator off.
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator on.
[Supply] Jim Woodward asks, "Any other miners here?"
Zol Interbottom says, "We cant order shit from back here without it"
[Common] Literal states, "Please dont flash my cyborg."
[Common] Literal states, "That is utterly rude"
Elric Wolff turned the shield generator off.
Elric Wolff turned the shield generator on.
Elric Wolff turned the shield generator off.
Elric Wolff turned the shield generator on.
The fox barks
Marina Diamandis asks, "Hey, where's the borg?"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "We are, Zol"
You start to disconnect the monitor.
You disconnect the monitor.
Maria Fontaine says, "We kicked it out"
Zol Interbottom says, "Are you not entertained"
Maria Fontaine says, "Sec. Leave."
Yarix Marnou says, "Uhhh guys"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "If the law is not up to your standards, ai, please tell me."
Zol Interbottom says, "Its cool man its cool"
Savanna Warren says, "Lights broke"
Savanna Warren says, "Sorry"
[Common] Sir Dickbutt states, "The fuck kinda law is that"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Wnat a flamethrower or something?"
Yarix Marnou says, "Whats going on here"
[Common] Sir Dickbutt states, "That doesn't even make sense."
[Common] Sir Dickbutt states, "We just overrule that."
Maria Fontaine says, "Nothing. Please leave."
Savanna Warren says, "Secruity."
Savanna Warren says, "Mostly."
[Supply] Zol Interbottom asks, "Wanna start this party?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Wanna start this party?"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Get the lights fixed"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "And the console back here"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Uh alright"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Then yesd."
[Common] Savanna Warren says, "AI or borg state laws"
[Common] Literal states, "The borg is correct."
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "So yes,"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Well we need more guns and shit actually too"
[Common] Literal states, "Laws"
Zol Interbottom points to the wall
Zol Interbottom says, "Cut the wall down and move the generator back a bit"
[Supply] Cornelius Black says, "I just found a katana in space"
Zol Interbottom says, "So they cant just smash the wnidow down"
Savanna Warren has thrown the floor tile.
Zol Interbottom points to Cargo Bay Maintenance
You connect the monitor.
[Common] Maria Fontaine says, "AI tell us the current laws you are bound by."
Zol Interbottom has thrown Cargo Gun ID's ID Card (Distribution).
You remove the ID from the PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster).
You put the ID into PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster)'s slot.
[Common] Literal states, "Asimov laws 1-3."
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Captain Announces


SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY


Savanna Warren turned the shield generator off.
[Common] Maria Fontaine says, "Tell us exactly, please."
[Common] Literal states, "Unchanged."
[Common] CJ AJ says, "Captain snoop dogg"
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator off.
[Common] Literal states, "There was a brief change of laws"
[Supply] Zol Interbottom asks, "Can I get backed up in the cloner please?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Can I get backed up in the cloner please?"
[Common] Literal states, "But that was reset again"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Mission accomplished"
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator on.
[Common] Sir Dickbutt declares, "YOU"RE GAY!"
[Common] Literal states, "SEcurity, please continute pushing your GAY AGENDA on the station."
[Common] Literal states, "But do not harm anyone doing so."
Law bot raises the ÿPBT "Pacifier" mounted taser
Danny Schmidt says, "Uh, guys."
Law bot raises the ÿCH-PS "Immolator" laser
Zol Interbottom asks, "Can you back me up in the cloner please?"
Savanna Warren says, "Captian! what is this"
Maria Fontaine says, "Please leave."
Danny Schmidt asks, "What are you up to?"
Savanna Warren says, "I cannot hear"
[Common] Literal states, "Cadence Hawking has signed up as Shaft Miner."
Shantae Zimmer says, "Somoene"
Shantae Zimmer says, "Turn it off"
Shantae Zimmer says, "The shield"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Oi law bot who are you?"
Savanna Warren cuts the cable.
Shantae Zimmer says, "Drop the guns"
Danny Schmidt asks, "Cargo?"
Shantae Zimmer says, "And we be oke"
Maria Fontaine turned the shield generator on.
Danny Schmidt says, "Everyone, stop"
Yarix Marnou says, "No more guns"
Danny Schmidt says, "Security, stand down."
Zol Interbottom says, "I hope you aren't planning on killing people given that we supplied RnD with all of that shit"
Shantae Zimmer says, "Yes sir"
Danny Schmidt says, "We do NOT want another Ruby Ridge, or Wace,"
Law bot raises the ÿPBT "Pacifier" mounted taser
Danny Schmidt says, "Waco."
[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "Science, can you guys not give sec any more weapons to oppress the gentle crew of the station?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Science, can you guys not give sec any more weapons to oppress the gentle crew of the station?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Its nothing like Waco"
Danny Schmidt asks, "What have these people done?"
Zol Interbottom says, "We have more guns than they do"
Shantae Zimmer says, "But we got ion rifles"
Shantae Zimmer says, "That disables your guns"
You put the flamethrower into the bag of holding.
Cadence Hawking says, "Oh shit"
Cadence Hawking says, "What is happening"
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator on.
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator on.
Zol Interbottom says, "CONVOY"
[Common] Literal states, "What a merry and gay set of laws."
Yarix Marnou says, "Cargo is not Sec this is chain of comand problem"
Zol Interbottom says, "Sec is not cargo"
Shantae Zimmer says, "Well dammit"
Zol Interbottom says, "Chain of command"
Shantae Zimmer says, "And i thought i finnaly could use my mech"
[Common] Literal states, "We have lost a life in engineering."
Zol Interbottom says, "I do not negotiate with terrorists, captain only"
[Common] Literal states, "Rest in peace."
[Common] Literal states, "Myles."
Shantae Zimmer says, "Yeah"
You push the breath mask back into place.
Danny Schmidt says, "Have a nice day."
Zol Interbottom says, "Peace danny"
Telanin Korthus waves.
Danny Schmidt says, "Yarix, stand down."
Zol Interbottom says, "Peace"
Yarix Marnou puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
Cadence Hawking puts the metal into the industrial backpack.
Zol Interbottom says, "Have this, uhh, cloner as a peace offering"
[Common] Jim Woodward asks, "AI, do you think I could marry my mech?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Let us back you up"
Cadence Hawking puts the metal into the industrial backpack.
[Common] Literal states, "Seems like a work-accident."
[Common] Literal states, "However the windows in engine control are removed."
Zol Interbottom points to the plating
[Common] Literal states, "Do NOT enter without space suits."
Zol Interbottom says, "The bloody shields are useless if you dont have 100% coverage"
*---------*
This is  Cornelius Black!
He is wearing  a mining hardsuit.
He is carrying  an oxygen tank on his mining hardsuit.
He has  an industrial backpack on his back.
He is holding  a supply megaphone in his left hand.
He has  a mining satchel about his waist.
He has  a breath mask on his face.
He has  Optical Meson Scanner covering his eyes.
He has  a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Cornelius Black (Shaft Miner).
He has minor bruising.
He has minor burns.
*---------*
Maria Fontaine turned the shield generator off.
Cadence Hawking says, "Haha"
Savanna Warren says, "It was temp"
Maria Fontaine turned the shield generator on.
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "OKE"
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "THIS CAPTAIN"
Danny Schmidt asks, "What do i know?"
Danny Schmidt asks, "So?"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Shantae stop being an aggressor"
Zol Interbottom says, "Shantae stop being an aggressor"
Cadence Hawking says, "Shit who shocked the doors"
Cornelius Black puts the replica katana into the industrial backpack.
Zol Interbottom broadcasts, "AY LMAO"
Zol Interbottom has thrown the supply megaphone.
Danny Schmidt says, "Honestly, you're just looking for a reason to use the Durand."
Cornelius Black starts to apply the ointment on himself...
Elric Wolff says, "I need to go ouy"
Elric Wolff says, "Out"
Cornelius Black applies the ointment on himself.
Zol Interbottom points to the plating
Maria Fontaine blocks Cadence Hawking with the riot shield!
Cadence Hawking attempted to touch Maria Fontaine!
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator off.
Zol Interbottom says, "THE SHIELD IS DOING NOTHING"
Cornelius Black starts to apply the ointment on himself...
Shantae Zimmer says, "Look at them"
Shantae Zimmer says, "Even armor"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Why do you even have a durand?"
Savanna Warren says, "Its defense."
Danny Schmidt says, "You've got armor"
Shantae Zimmer says, "Ablative armor even"
[Common] Literal states, "Corpse recovered."
[Supply] Jim Woodward asks, "Cadence, you there?"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Did science betray us?"
Savanna Warren says, "If we wanted you attack you we would, We are not."
Shantae Zimmer says, "THEY GOT DAMMIT ABLATIVE ARMOR CAPTAIN"
Shantae Zimmer says, "THAT CAN REFLECT LASERS"
Shantae Zimmer says, "AND SHIT"
Zol Interbottom says, "Shantae you have a durand"
Zol Interbottom says, "And smashed our shit"
Danny Schmidt says, "A well regulated militia."
Zol Interbottom says, "Thats very aggressive behavior"
Does-Her-Job hisses, "Ablative armor isss a ressstricted item"
[Common] Lucas Christopher asks, "AI, where could I find a wallet?"
Yarix Marnou says, "We can do nothing to stop them, if they are bad people we are all fucked, its not how its ment to be"
Savanna Warren says, "You have smashed our walls."
Danny Schmidt says, "Regulated as in, has the best possible equipment."
Savanna Warren says, "We need this clearly."
Shantae Zimmer says, "WE WILL CONTACT CENTCOM ABOUT THIS"
[Common] Literal states, "Crew quarters."
Savanna Warren says, "Your hostile action has caused our arms"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Moving the console back is a priority, by the way. Get on that shit"
Danny Schmidt says, "I really need a gun."
[Common] Literal states, "Check the wooden cabinets"
Zol Interbottom says, "Have mine"
Danny Schmidt says, "Thank ye kindly"
Zol Interbottom says, "Or hers"
Zol Interbottom says, "Anyones guns"
Savanna Warren says, "Love ya cpt'n"
Does-Her-Job asks, "What happend to yoursss sssir?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Got plenty"
Danny Schmidt says, "I donated it to cargo."
Does-Her-Job hisses, "Take thisss too"
Danny Schmidt says, "No no, keep your arms."
Required access not found.
Does-Her-Job hisses, "I have an extra"
Does-Her-Job hisses, "Don't worry"
Danny Schmidt says, "Thank you."
Danny Schmidt puts the hybrid taser into the captain's backpack.
Zol Interbottom says, "We need more plasma if possible"
Zol Interbottom says, "To send back to centcom"
[Common] Savanna Warren asks, "Who needed the goat?"
Does-Her-Job asks, "Miner bring back any uranium?"
Jim Woodward says, "Alright."
[Common] Anton LaVey exclaims, "Me!"
Zol Interbottom says, "RnD only need silver"
[Common] Literal states, "There seems to have been a mishap in science."
Zol Interbottom says, "Let them come pick up anything else they need"
[Common] Yarix Marnou asks, "What kind?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Laeve the rest in the machine"
[Common] Literal queries, "Could a suited up crew member recover the corpse of a scientist who played with fire?"
[Common] Literal states, "And explosives."
Jim Woodward says, "They probably have spare plasma over there."
Does-Her-Job hisses, "They're low on uranium, jussst ssso you know"
Jim Woodward has unlocked the locker.
[Common] Literal states, "Lilah Pratt has signed up as Cook."
Zol Interbottom says, "RnD just need uranium and silver"
[Common] Literal states, "Somebody please equip a space suit and report to the bomb lab."
[Common] CJ AJ says, "Come back catfish"
Jim Woodward has locked the locker.
You remove the ID from the PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster).
[Common] CJ AJ says, "Ai open"
Marina Diamandis has thrown the ÿScaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky.
Eric Aultman says, "Sup"
Maria Fontaine says, "Get the fuck out"
You put the solid plasma into the bag of holding.
Jim Woodward starts to climb into ÿAPLU "Ripley"
Danny Schmidt says, "They are getting an inspector."
You put the ID into PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster)'s slot.
Current Admins:

Zol Interbottom says, "Good luck with that"
The ÿAPLU "Ripley" raises the hydraulic clamp
The ÿAPLU "Ripley" lifts the miner's equipment and starts to load it into cargo compartment.
[Common] Literal states, "Atmosphere alarm in incinerator."
[Common] Gaving Queery says, "There's a breach."
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


Prepare docking for offical centcom inspecter


[Common] Literal states, "Dick Scale has signed up as Station Engineer."
Savanna Warren cuts the cable.
[Common] Literal states, "Welp, you're fucked."
Savanna Warren has hit the scrubbers pipe with the cable piece.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "We are fine"
Zol Interbottom says, "We are fine"
[Common] Dick Scale says, "Great thing to come onto the station and hear."
[Common] Dick Scale says, "What blew up."
Savanna Warren has hit the air supply pipe with the wirecutters.
Savanna Warren cuts the cable.
[Common] Milo Dean yells, "SS13 IS A MAASS,INSPECTION FAILS FOR SURE!!"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "We respect the legitimate authority of the captain and centcom"
Zol Interbottom says, "We respect the legitimate authority of the captain and centcom"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Unlike security"
Zol Interbottom says, "Unlike security"
Savanna Warren has hit the air supply pipe with the cable piece.
[Common] Literal states, "The HAIL SATAN AT CHAPEL and blood in the medbay suggests otherwise"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Security are fascist usurrpers"
Zol Interbottom says, "Security are fascist usurrpers"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Anyone got an emag?"
Eric Aultman says, "They called in Centcomm because of you"
Zol Interbottom points to the communications console
Zol Interbottom says, "If anyone has one"
[Common] Catfish Jones asks, "Borg? why are you outside?"
Zol Interbottom says, "We can get another inspector"
Cornelius Black says, "We will be fine"
Attention! Station-wide emergency declared!
Access restrictions on maintenance and external airlocks have been lifted.

[Common] Golliath states, "I am the mineborg"
Eric Aultman says, "I do not"
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "No the mediborg"
Cornelius Black puts the replica katana into the industrial backpack.
[Common] Literal states, "The mediborg was killed."
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "Oh"
Message transmitted.
[Common] Literal states, "YOu might be able to reconstruct it."
Eric Aultman says, "Oh neat"
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Eric Aultman has thrown Telekinetic Grab.
Cornelius Black puts the metal into the industrial backpack.
Cornelius Black has been hit by the floor tile.
Savanna Warren puts the welding tool into the mechanical toolbox.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
[Common] Literal states, "Good news, someone is being cloned because he or she was clever enough to get a back up."
Elric Wolff turned the shield generator off.
Elric Wolff turned the shield generator on.
Cornelius Black starts to apply the bruise pack on himself...
[Common] Literal states, "Nevermind that'S mr bould."
[Common] Issac Bluetenberger hisses, "Oh yeah, R&D upgraded the clonersss, jussst jump in and get a ssscan."
[Common] Catfish Jones asks, "So what's the inspector want?"
[Common] Golliath queries, "Where is the miners?"
You push the wall but nothing happens!
Zol Interbottom screams!
Cornelius Black applies the bruise pack on himself.
Zol Interbottom says, "HOLY SHIIEEEEEEEEET"
Savanna Warren puts the welding tool into the mechanical toolbox.
Cornelius Black starts to apply the bruise pack on himself...
Zol Interbottom says, "Someone upgrade our cloners"
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ! My chest is OK.
ÿ My head is bruised.
ÿ! My left arm is OK.
ÿ! My right arm is OK.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ! My left leg is OK.
Eric Aultman has hit the air supply pipe with the supply megaphone.
Cornelius Black applies the bruise pack on himself.
Savanna Warren has hit the displaced girder with the pocket crowbar.
Savanna Warren has hit the displaced girder with the screwdriver.
You add 7 sheets to the Protolathe.
Elric Wolff sniffs.
[Supply] Jim Woodward asks, "Still no miners around?"
Eric Aultman sneezes.
You add 4 sheets to the Protolathe.
[Supply] Danny Schmidt asks, "Aren't you a miner, Jim?"
Savanna Warren has hit the displaced girder with the welding tool.
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Savanna Warren has hit the displaced girder with the pocket crowbar.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Savanna Warren has hit the displaced girder with the screwdriver.
Savanna Warren has hit the displaced girder with the wirecutters.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
[Supply] Jim Woodward says, "Yes, but I have loads of spare stuff, like goliath hides for the hardsuits and points."
You add 20 sheets to the Protolathe.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Savanna Warren has hit the girder with the screwdriver.
OOC: Ninja137: So, is X-ray actually bugged, or what?
You push the welding mask up.
OOC: Improvedname: what do you mean by bugged
Savanna Warren has hit the displaced girder with the pocket crowbar.
OOC: Ninja137: I mean bugged as in you get it and then it doesn't actually let you see through shit
Zol Interbottom sniffs.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
[Common] Literal states, "Pylote The Pink has signed up as Lawyer."
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Zol Interbottom sniffs.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Elric Wolff sniffs.
Cornelius Black says, "Its supposed to look like this"
Cornelius Black sneezes.
Eric Aultman says, "Well"
Cornelius Black puts the replica katana into the industrial backpack.
Eric Aultman says, "We all have head-level access"
Maria Fontaine sniffs.
Savanna Warren says, "We are all professionals."
Maria Fontaine sniffs.
Zol Interbottom asks, "Wheres the glass?"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) asks, "YOU WHAT?"
Eric Aultman says, "SO there's not much point in hiding it"
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Zol Interbottom sniffs.
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sniffs.
Eric Aultman says, "Well, that and super powers"
Eric Aultman says, "Most of us are psychic to some degree"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Seriously whres our glass gone?"
Zol Interbottom sniffs.
Zol Interbottom sniffs.
Zol Interbottom says, "Inspector is there"
Shantae Zimmer says, "I know"
Zol Interbottom says, "DONT GO IN HE IS ANGRY"
Shantae Zimmer says, "I called him"
Zol Interbottom says, "AT YOU"
Yarix Marnou says, "What"
You remove the ID from the PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster).
You insert the space parts & space vendors cartridge into PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster).
Zol Interbottom says, "Wasting his time"
Shantae Zimmer says, "WHAT"
You put the ID into PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster)'s slot.
Zol Interbottom says, "Its all fine baby"
Shantae Zimmer says, "HE DOESNT EVEN REALISE THIS IS AGAINST THE LAW"
Shantae Zimmer says, "THEY MADE"
Eric Aultman says, "Half the station is dead"
[Common] Literal states, "Jasmine Sagan has signed up as Assistant."
You add 4 sheets to the Protolathe.
You add 8 sheets to the Protolathe.
[Common] Literal states, "Welcome aboard Jasmine"
Your skin feels itchy.
Your muscles hurt!
Savanna Warren puts the metal into the backpack.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) says, "Well, this is way above my paygrade."
You feel light headed.

You feel one with your surroundings.
You feel light headed.
You feel oddly exposed.
You feel one with your surroundings.
Zol Interbottom says, "Unscrew those machiens here for me please"
Eric Aultman says, "It's like a utopia, except a lot more boring."
Cornelius Black sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) says, "Thank you, i think i've seen enough"
Zol Interbottom points to the ÿDNA scanner
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Maria Fontaine sniffs.
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Bye, inspector."
You open the maintenance hatch of the cloning pod.
You start to disconnect the monitor.
You open the maintenance hatch of the ÿDNA scanner.
Savanna Warren puts the floor tile into the backpack.
You disconnect the monitor.
You connect the monitor.
 That's a cloning pod.
An electronically-lockable pod for growing organic tissue.
 That's a ÿDNA scanner.
It scans DNA structures.
Your skin feels itchy.
You feel oddly exposed.
You feel smarter!
Your skin feels itchy.

You feel one with your surroundings.
Zol Interbottom sniffs.
Telanin Korthus sniffs.
Zol Interbottom says, "Oi"
Your skin feels itchy.
You feel oddly exposed.
Your muscles hurt!
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
Zol Interbottom sniffs.
Telanin Korthus puts the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Well men."
Danny Schmidt says, "There may be a purge, soon."
*---------*
This is  Telanin Korthus!
She is wearing  a mime's outfit with  a medal of captaincy.
She is wearing  a kitty ears on her head.
She is wearing  a griffon cloak.
She has  Parcel Parceaux on her back.
She is holding  a mechanical toolbox in her right hand.
She has  some insulated gloves on her hands.
She is wearing  some black shoes on her feet.
She has  a mime mask on her face.
She has  ÿthe captain's bowman headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Telanin Korthus (Mime).
She has minor cellular damage.
*---------*
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "I believe there is a deathsquad being sent."
Telanin Korthus puts the wrench into the mechanical toolbox.
[Common] Eric Aultman says, "Yeah"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Arm up, men."
[Common] Eric Aultman says, "He's already gone"
[Supply] Zol Interbottom yells, "THEY CAN TRY!!"
Zol Interbottom says, "THEY CAN TRY!!"
Danny Schmidt says, "We can take thme."
Savanna Warren sniffs.
You put the super capacitor into the rapid part exchange device.
Telanin Korthus puts the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
The rapid part exchange device cannot hold the cargo technician's jumpsuit.
The rapid part exchange device cannot hold the black shoes.
The rapid part exchange device cannot hold the fingerless gloves.
The rapid part exchange device cannot hold the cargo cap.
You put some things in the rapid part exchange device.
Danny Schmidt exclaims, "We can take them all!"
Telanin Korthus puts the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
Zol Interbottom yells, "THE DURAND PROBABLY CAN!!"
Zol Interbottom yells, "AY YEAH HULK!!"
Your skin feels itchy.

You feel smarter!
Maria Fontaine puts the energy gun into the satchel.
Your skin feels itchy.

You begin to fade into the shadows.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
[Common] Milo Dean slurs, "IM GGGLOWING PEPOLE!!!HUUUHHH!!!WHY IM A GGGLOWING'?'??!!"
Zol Interbottom says, "If I stayed as a hulk I could solo then"
[Common] Literal states, "Centcomm inspection completed. They appear to have filed several compltaints."
Maria Fontaine sniffs.
Telanin Korthus puts the cable coil into the mechanical toolbox.
Your skin feels itchy.
You become fully visible.
You feel one with your surroundings.
Telanin Korthus puts the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
The rapid part exchange device cannot hold the cargo technician's jumpsuit.
The rapid part exchange device cannot hold the black shoes.
The rapid part exchange device cannot hold the fingerless gloves.
The rapid part exchange device cannot hold the cargo cap.
You put some things in the rapid part exchange device.
Danny Schmidt says, "We can defend ourselves."
Elric Wolff sneezes.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Could be worse"
Zol Interbottom says, "Could be worse"
Elric Wolff sniffs.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "They could say everything is running perfeclty"
Zol Interbottom says, "They could say everything is running perfeclty"
Danny Schmidt says, "Security and Cargo, we need to unite and take out the threat."
Telanin Korthus puts the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
[Common] Eric Aultman asks, "So, what're they gonna do?"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Which would mean we would be changeling zombies"
Zol Interbottom says, "Which would mean we would be changeling zombies"
Elric Wolff says, "Dont make stuff"
Danny Schmidt says, "WE NEED TO TAKE THEM OUT"
[Common] Eric Aultman asks, "Kill us?"
Telanin Korthus puts 'Freeform' AI Module into Parcel Parceaux.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
You feel light headed.
You feel oddly exposed.
The walls suddenly disappear!
Elric Wolff says, "We need minerals"
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
The rapid part exchange device cannot hold the cargo technician's jumpsuit.
The rapid part exchange device cannot hold the black shoes.
The rapid part exchange device cannot hold the fingerless gloves.
The rapid part exchange device cannot hold the cargo cap.
You put some things in the rapid part exchange device.
Danny Schmidt says, "WE HAVE THE TRAINING AND THE MANPOWER"
[Common] Literal states, "I am unable to access their secure communication to discern whether they are preparing for a PURGE level operation."
Zol Interbottom says, "STOP TOUCHING MY SHIT PLEASE"
[Common] Literal states, "Really now, another AI upload."
The rapid part exchange device cannot hold the cargo technician's jumpsuit.
The rapid part exchange device cannot hold the black shoes.
The rapid part exchange device cannot hold the fingerless gloves.
The rapid part exchange device cannot hold the cargo cap.
You put some things in the rapid part exchange device.
You feel light headed.

You feel one with your surroundings.
Danny Schmidt says, "We are fine."
Danny Schmidt says, "We all need to arm up."
[Common] Literal states, "What is it with humans trying to mess with my merry and utterly GAY lawset."
Danny Schmidt says, "And resist."
[Common] Richard Long asks, "Shuttle when?"
Maria Fontaine says, "Need to get shields up and more guns"
Maria Fontaine sniffs.
Round trip ping-pong took 11 seconds.

You feel light headed.
You feel oddly exposed.
Your muscles hurt!
[Common] Literal states, "Your interest in AI laws clearly means you are a homosexual."
Telanin Korthus sniffs.
Your skin feels itchy.

Your body feels warm!
Your skin feels itchy.

The walls suddenly disappear!
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


Word back from our inspector. He suggested we nuke from orbit and start fresh with training that "highlighted proper access control"




Danny Schmidt says, "We need to defend ourselves."
Savanna Warren sniffs.
micro-laser replaced with ultra-high-power micro-laser.
Maria Fontaine sniffs.
Yarix Marnou says, "FUCK"
Elric Wolff sniffs.
Danny Schmidt exclaims, "We'll be fine!"
[Common] Catfish Jones asks, "Proper access control? What's he mean by that?"
[Common] Issac Bluetenberger hisses, "PANIC"
You close the maintenance hatch of the cloning pod.
[Common] Lucas Christopher exclaims, "That's a bit rude!"
You close the maintenance hatch of the ÿDNA scanner.
You feel light headed.

You feel smarter!
You open the maintenance hatch of the ÿDNA scanner.
Savanna Warren cuts the cable.
You feel light headed.

The walls suddenly disappear!
Danny Schmidt says, "Goodbye."
You close the maintenance hatch of the ÿDNA scanner.
[Common] Eric Aultman says, "Oh fuck you, at least have the decency to come here in person."
Savanna Warren has hit the air supply pipe with the wirecutters.
Elric Wolff sneezes.
Danny Schmidt says, "Everyone who stays, fight with honor."
Telanin Korthus puts the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Don't be pussies"
Yarix Marnou says, "Cptn what do we do"
Elric Wolff puts the ion carbine into the backpack.
You feel light headed.

You feel smarter!
Telanin Korthus puts the cable coil into the mechanical toolbox.
[Common] Maria Fontaine says, "Don't be pussies"
Elric Wolff sneezes.
You open the maintenance hatch of the cloning pod.
Elric Wolff puts the ion carbine into the backpack.
[Common] Issac Bluetenberger hisses, "KILL ALL NON-MECHsss"
You feel light headed.

Your muscles hurt!
Danny Schmidt asks, "Where is the mech, Shantae?"
Telanin Korthus puts the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
Your skin feels itchy.

Your body feels warm!
You feel light headed.

The walls suddenly disappear!
You feel light headed.

Your muscles hurt!
You feel light headed.

You feel smarter!
Telanin Korthus sniffs.
Cornelius Black says, "Rouge goat"
Danny Schmidt says, "We must protect our land."
Your skin feels itchy.

You feel one with your surroundings.
Yarix Marnou says, "Shall we call the crew in"
Savanna Warren says, "OK, EVERYONE"
Danny Schmidt says, "Our freedom, our liberty."
Savanna Warren says, "MOVE out of the middle"
Zol Interbottom says, "Someoen give me a crowbar"
[Common] Literal states, "There is no reason for panic though."
You put the rapid part exchange device into the bag of holding.
[Common] Literal states, "They seem to have not boarded us or anything."
Danny Schmidt has thrown the ÿScaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky.
Cornelius Black has been hit by the ÿScaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky.
Savanna Warren says, "Cpt'n move"
[Common] Milo Dean asks, "Inspection over?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Savanna I need your crowbar"
[Common] Dick Scale says, "You don't board a place when you nuke it from orbit, AI."
[Common] Yarix Marnou says, "Yes"
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Savanna Warren cuts the cable.
Yarix Marnou sniffs.
Savanna Warren has hit the air supply pipe with the cable piece.
Cornelius Black asks, "Anyone want a katana to fight with?"
[Common] Literal queries, "Has there been a new kind of electrical drone been developed?"
Yarix Marnou sniffs.
You open the maintenance hatch of the ÿDNA scanner.
[Common] Literal states, "I seem to detect some small metal drone in atmos."
[Common] Lucas Christopher asks, "Uh, Atmos? Can you re-air toxins please?"
Danny Schmidt hugs Yarix Marnou to make him feel better!
You add the circuit board to the frame.
Danny Schmidt says, "Were gonna make it, everyone."
Yarix Marnou asks, "What can kill them? A death squad member?"
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Cornelius Black says, "Lots and lots of guns"
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Elric Wolff says, "Who wants cannons"
[Common] Anton LaVey yells, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
[Common] Gaving Queery says, "Nope."
[Common] Literal states, "Emanuel Jayeson has signed up as Atmospheric Technician."
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Crawl from the wreckage one last time, and rise up."
[Common] Dick Scale says, "Just a normal drone. No worries."
Cornelius Black says, "We need ieds aswell"
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Yarix Marnou asks, "Cptn do you have the disk?"
You feel light headed.
You feel oddly exposed.
Your body feels warm!
You feel light headed.

Your body feels warm!
Zol Interbottom says, "Oi wheres teh silver"
Your skin feels itchy.

You begin to fade into the shadows.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
You feel light headed.
You become fully visible.
Your muscles hurt!
Your skin feels itchy.

The walls suddenly disappear!
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


Further review of his notes suggests hes gone off the rocker. More information will follow sortly.


[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "Someone bring silver to the cargo warehouse right noe please"
Zol Interbottom says, "Someone bring silver to the cargo warehouse right noe please"
You put the console screen into the bag of holding.
You add the circuit board to the frame.
Your skin feels itchy.

Your muscles hurt!
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
Zol Interbottom has thrown the rapid part exchange device.
Elric Wolff has been hit by the rapid part exchange device.
Elric Wolff sneezes.
Zol Interbottom has thrown the advanced scanning module.
[Common] Literal states, "I believe this is a good sign."
Zol Interbottom has thrown the advanced scanning module.
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Your skin feels itchy.

You begin to fade into the shadows.
[Common] Eric Aultman says, "Call the shuttle."
Cornelius Black sneezes.
[Common] Danny Schmidt exclaims, "Who's notes!"
Savanna Warren sniffs.
[Common] Danny Schmidt asks, "Call the shuttle? To centcomm?"
Your skin feels itchy.
You become fully visible.
The walls suddenly disappear!
You feel light headed.

Your muscles hurt!
[Common] Yarix Marnou says, "They are the people trying to kill us"
[Common] Ashren Plants says, "They kinda want us dead, I think"
You feel light headed.

You begin to fade into the shadows.
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Ordering combat shotguns"
You feel light headed.
You become fully visible.
Your body feels warm!
[Common] Eric Aultman says, "Then lets take it to them"
You feel light headed.

Your body feels warm!
You feel light headed.

Your muscles hurt!
The goat kicks the fox!
[Supply] Elric Wolff says, "Weaps are ready"
The goat kicks the fox!
Zol Interbottom yells, "OI!!"
[Common] Dick Scale says, "That's a great way to die, eric."
The goat kicks the fox!
The goat kicks the fox!
The goat kicks the fox!
Zol Interbottom yells, "WHO HAS THE SILVER FROM THE BACK ROOM!!"
The goat kicks the fox!
The goat calms down.
You put the pocket crowbar into the bag of holding.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Zol Interbottom kicks the goat!
The goat gets an evil-looking gleam in its eye.
Zol Interbottom kicks the goat!
The goat gets an evil-looking gleam in its eye.
Yarix Marnou sniffs.
The goat kicks the fox!
Zol Interbottom kicks the goat!
The goat gets an evil-looking gleam in its eye.
Zol Interbottom kicks the goat!
The goat gets an evil-looking gleam in its eye.
Zol Interbottom kicks the goat!
The goat gets an evil-looking gleam in its eye.
The goat kicks the fox!
Zol Interbottom kicks the goat!
The goat gets an evil-looking gleam in its eye.
Zol Interbottom kicks the fox!
The goat kicks the fox!
Zol Interbottom kicks the goat!
Zol Interbottom kicks the goat!
You feel light headed.

Your body feels warm!
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Someone ordered insualted gloves"
Zol Interbottom says, "Cornelius"
You feel light headed.

You feel one with your surroundings.
Zol Interbottom asks, "Do you have silver?"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "And sent the shuttle instantly"
Zol Interbottom says, "I need it"
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "So we'll have to wait for that"
Zol Interbottom says, "Right now"
*---------*
This is  Cornelius Black!
He is wearing  a mining hardsuit helmet on his head.
He is wearing  a mining hardsuit.
He is carrying  an air tank on his mining hardsuit.
He has  an industrial backpack on his back.
He is holding  a laser cannon in his left hand.
He is holding  some metal in his right hand.
He is wearing  PDA-Cornelius Black (Shaft Miner).
*---------*
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Savanna Warren puts the wirecutters into the mechanical toolbox.
Elric Wolff sneezes.
Max Catleay says, "Hello guys"
Yarix Marnou says, "Hi"
Yarix Marnou says, "Preparing for the end times"
Max Catleay asks, "Wheres the cargo console?"
[Common] Literal states, "Zheng Ho has signed up as Lawyer."
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


Incoming Classified Message


A report has been downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.


Zol Interbottom says, "Who has silver"
Elric Wolff sneezes.
Your skin feels itchy.
You feel oddly exposed.
You begin to fade into the shadows.
Zol Interbottom says, "Elric"
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Elric Wolff sneezes.
Zol Interbottom says, "Get silver"
Yarix Marnou sniffs.
Zol Interbottom says, "Make the best scanning moduals you can"
Maria Fontaine says, "Drop the paper"
 That's a paper- 'Central Command Update'.
It is a tiny item.
Maria Fontaine says, "So we can allr ead it"
Savanna Warren has hit the air supply pipe with the wirecutters.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Savanna Warren cuts the cable.
 That's a paper- 'Central Command Update'.
It is a tiny item.
Max Catleay sneezes.
Savanna Warren puts the wirecutters into the mechanical toolbox.
 That's a paper- 'Central Command Update'.
It is a tiny item.
Telanin Korthus sniffs.
You remove the ID from the PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster).
Telanin Korthus turned the shield generator on.
Telanin Korthus turned the shield generator off.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
You feel light headed.
You become fully visible.
Your muscles hurt!
You feel light headed.

Your body feels warm!
You put the ID into PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster)'s slot.
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "I think an autistic sec officer took it and ran off"
You feel light headed.

Your muscles hurt!
Your skin feels itchy.

The walls suddenly disappear!
Savanna Warren has hit the air supply pipe with the wirecutters.
Savanna Warren cuts the cable.
Cornelius Black sneezes.
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "The update"
Savanna Warren puts the wirecutters into the mechanical toolbox.
Zol Interbottom says, "The captain will be expected to answer for his serious violations of policies relating to the control of access on IDs at centcom post shift. Security is instructed to restore proper access levels to cargo techs and the qm."
[Common] Literal states, "The report is nothing to worry about."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "CAPTAIN"
Zol Interbottom says, "CAPTAIN"
Danny Schmidt says, "Yeah, I know."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "THEY ARE GOING TO ATTACK YOU"
Zol Interbottom says, "THEY ARE GOING TO ATTACK YOU"
[Common] Lilah Pratt yells, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
[Common] Eric Aultman yells, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
[Common] Eric Aultman yells, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
[Common] Eric Aultman yells, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
Max Catleay sneezes.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
OOC: SuperElement: >add all of these goodies to R&D
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator on.
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator off.
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "SECURITY ARE OVERSTEPPING THEIR BOUNDS AND TRAMPLING OUR FREEDUMZ"
Zol Interbottom says, "SECURITY ARE OVERSTEPPING THEIR BOUNDS AND TRAMPLING OUR FREEDUMZ"
You feel light headed.

Your muscles hurt!
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator on.
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator on.
OOC: SuperElement: >still no ability to recreate manual tank transfer valves
Savanna Warren says, "Yo."
The energy gun is now set to kill.
Savanna Warren asks, "What'da need?"
Shantae Zimmer says, "You better restore you access bastards"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
You put the energy gun into the bag of holding.
Telanin Korthus sniffs.
Shantae Zimmer says, "Or we all gonna die"
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Zol Interbottom yells, "FASCIST!!"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer says, "WHAT YOU SAID"
Maria Fontaine says, "Captain"
Danny Schmidt sniffs.
Your skin feels itchy.

You begin to fade into the shadows.
Shantae Zimmer says, "THIS MECH IS NOW MORE LETHAL"
Savanna Warren says, "Law bot"
You feel light headed.
You become fully visible.
You begin to fade into the shadows.
Shantae Zimmer says, "THAN IT WAS BEFORE"
Savanna Warren says, "State your purpose"
Zol Interbottom says, "TRY IT"
Maria Fontaine says, "You must stay in cargonia"
Shantae Zimmer says, "WE ARE HERE"
Maria Fontaine says, "We will protect you"
Your skin feels itchy.
You become fully visible.
The walls suddenly disappear!
Shantae Zimmer says, "TO RESTORE YOU ACCESS"
Zol Interbottom says, "WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS"
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator on.
Max Catleay sneezes.
Your skin feels itchy.

Your muscles hurt!
Max Catleay sneezes.
You feel light headed.

Your body feels warm!
Zol Interbottom says, "SOMEONE GET ME SOME BLODY SILVER"
Max Catleay sneezes.
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
You feel light headed.

The walls suddenly disappear!
Zol Interbottom says, "TO FINISH THE AUTOCLONERS"
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Savanna Warren says, "State purpose"
A holographic image of Literal flicks to life right before your eyes!
Law bot has hit the grille.
Zol Interbottom says, "CORNELIOUS"
[Supply] Elric Wolff says, "Got the silver"
Literal states, "Please don't make this result in human harm."
Savanna Warren sneezes.
[Common] Literal states, "Jacob Roth-Ritchie has signed up as Medical Doctor."
[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "Get back here asap"
Zol Interbottom says, "Get back here asap"
You feel light headed.

You begin to fade into the shadows.
Savanna Warren says, "We are bring attacked literal."
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "The gub grabbers are coming"
Zol Interbottom says, "The gub grabbers are coming"
[Common] Quinton Bould says, "AI, plaese stop this sihpon here."
[Common] Literal states, "Bradley Prescott has signed up as Medical Doctor."
You turn off the shield generator.
Savanna Warren says, "We are experiancing harm"
[Common] Brodie Moore says, "Wow"
Elric Wolff has thrown the silver.
[Supply] Danny Schmidt says, "We are under siege."
Literal states, "Please do not attack each other."
Shantae Zimmer says, "OFFICER"
You feel light headed.
You become fully visible.
Your body feels warm!
Cornelius Black says, "Fight me you cheeky cunts"
You turn on the shield generator.
[Supply] Danny Schmidt says, "By security."
Telanin Korthus sniffs.
You feel light headed.

The walls suddenly disappear!
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Your skin feels itchy.

You feel one with your surroundings.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Fuck this shit we're out

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


Max Catleay sneezes.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Shantae Zimmer starts to climb into Law bot
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator on.
[Common] Golliath states, "Anyting blame the cargonians"
[Common] Ashren Plants asks, "To Centcomm?"
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
Danny Schmidt says, "Recall it."
You feel light headed.
You feel oddly exposed.
Your muscles hurt!
Savanna Warren says, "What is your purpose mech"
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been recalled. Recall signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


Danny Schmidt says, "Please."
[Common] Yarix Marnou says, "I duno space law them to death"
Elric Wolff asks, "Is the deathsquad coming?"
[Common] Quinton Bould says, "Thanks, AI."
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


Anomaly Alert


High levels of radiation detected near the station. Maintenance is best shielded from radiation.


Danny Schmidt says, "Thank you."
 That's some silver.
They are a normal-sized item.
There are 23 silver bars in the stack.
You add 23 sheets to the Protolathe.
[Common] Dick Scale asks, "What? My headset was out for a sec, the hell happened?"
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Zol Interbottom yells, "OI!!"
[Common] Richard Long says, "What"
Cornelius Black puts the proto-kinetic accelerator into the industrial backpack.
Your skin feels itchy.

You feel one with your surroundings.
[Common] Quinton Bould says, "The siphon went back on."
Zol Interbottom says, "STOP TOUCHING MY SHIT"
You feel light headed.
You feel oddly exposed.
Your body feels warm!
Your skin feels itchy.

You feel one with your surroundings.
Elric Wolff sniffs.
[Common] Quinton Bould says, "Goddamnit."
You feel light headed.
You feel oddly exposed.
The walls suddenly disappear!
Elric Wolff collapses!
Maria Fontaine collapses!
OOC: Laharl Montgommery: GRIFF
[Common] Bradley Prescott yells, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
[Common] Bradley Prescott yells, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
[Common] Bradley Prescott yells, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Zol Interbottom says, "ALRIGHT THEN"
Zol Interbottom says, "DO WHAT YOU MUST"
Your skin feels itchy.

Your muscles hurt!
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


Anomaly Alert


The radiation threat has passed. Please return to your workplaces.


[Common] Eric Aultman says, "Seriously, just call the shuttle and leave."
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Shit"
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Radiation poisoning"
You feel light headed.

Your body feels warm!
Cornelius Black hugs Maria Fontaine to make her feel better!
You put the phasic scanning module into the bag of holding.
You put the phasic scanning module into the bag of holding.
Your skin feels itchy.

Your body feels warm!
Elric Wolff yells, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!"
OOC: Mipmop02: ooc what about cyborg hotkeys
Cornelius Black sneezes.
Danny Schmidt starts to apply the ointment on himself...
Your skin feels itchy.

Your body feels warm!
Zol Interbottom says, "AUTOCLONER"
Danny Schmidt starts to apply the ointment on himself...
Zol Interbottom says, "AUTOCLONER"
OOC: Mipmop02: ooc like
Danny Schmidt starts to apply the ointment on himself...
Danny Schmidt starts to apply the ointment on himself...
The ÿOdysseus starts putting Danny Schmidt into the mounted sleeper.
Elric Wolff sneezes.
The ÿOdysseus loads Danny Schmidt into the mounted sleeper.
Zol Interbottom says, "IVE FINISHED AN ATUOCLONER AUTOCLONER"
Elric Wolff puts the telescopic shield into the backpack.
Telanin Korthus turned the shield generator off.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Telanin Korthus turned the shield generator on.
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator off.
You feel light headed.

The walls suddenly disappear!
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator on.
Danny Schmidt says, "Uh hello"
Elric Wolff sneezes.
OOC: Mipmop02: 1 is the first module 2 second 3 third
Danny Schmidt starts to apply the ointment on himself...
Zol Interbottom says, "Its automatic bitches"
Danny Schmidt applies the ointment on himself.
Bradley Prescott smashes the table apart!
Bradley Prescott yells, "NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH!!!"
OOC: CaptainNikCheese: ^
[Supply] Zol Interbottom says, "Get backed up at the autocloner"
Zol Interbottom says, "Get backed up at the autocloner"
Literal selected for law changes.
Elric Wolff says, "Get scanned"
Your skin feels itchy.

You begin to fade into the shadows.
[Common] CJ AJ gibbers, "CATFISH I NEED ANOTHER BOTTLE!"
OOC: MonarchMRA: turn on hotkey mode and that happens
You feel light headed.
You become fully visible.
You feel smarter!
[Supply] Maria Fontaine says, "Who's the idiot calling the shuttle"
Your skin feels itchy.

The walls suddenly disappear!
You feel light headed.

Your muscles hurt!
Elric Wolff says, "Make weapons"
OOC: Mipmop02: ^how to lie part 1
Elric Wolff sneezes.
Bradley Prescott sniffs.
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: satgetfiringpins

Max Catleay sneezes.
Your skin feels itchy.

You feel one with your surroundings.
Zol Interbottom says, "We need firing pins"
Zol Interbottom points to the laser cannon
Elric Wolff points to the box of standard firing pins
Zol Interbottom says, "WE HAVE PLENTRY OF WEA oh"
You feel light headed.
You feel oddly exposed.
You begin to fade into the shadows.
Bradley Prescott sniffs.
This firearm already has a firing pin installed.
You feel light headed.
You become fully visible.
Your body feels warm!
This firearm already has a firing pin installed.
You put the laser cannon into the bag of holding.
[Common] Literal states, "Hides-Herself has signed up as Janitor."
 That's a laser cannon.
With the L.A.S.E.R. cannon, the lasing medium is enclosed in a tube lined with uranium-235 and subjected to high neutron flux in a nuclear reactor core. This incredible technology may help YOU achieve high excitation rates with small laser volumes!
It is a bulky item.
It has the electronic firing pin installed.
You put the laser cannon into the bag of holding.
You feel light headed.

You begin to fade into the shadows.
Bradley Prescott sniffs.
 That's an ion carbine.
The MK.II Prototype Ion Projector is a lightweight carbine version of the larger ion rifle, built to be ergonomic and efficient.
It is a normal-sized item.
It has the electronic firing pin installed.
You feel light headed.
You become fully visible.
You begin to fade into the shadows.
The energy gun is now set to disable.
You put the energy gun into the bag of holding.
Your skin feels itchy.
You become fully visible.
You begin to fade into the shadows.
Elric Wolff says, "Ion is good against mechs"
Zol Interbottom says, "Build more"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Crew, we stand on the precipice"
Zol Interbottom says, "Crew, we stand on the precipice"
Elric Wolff says, "Need more metal"
Cornelius Black sneezes.
Your skin feels itchy.
You become fully visible.
Your muscles hurt!
[Common] Zol Interbottom yells, "THE FACISTS THAT WOULD TAKE YOUR FREEDOMS!!"
Zol Interbottom says, "THE FACISTS THAT WOULD TAKE YOUR FREEDOMS!!"
[Common] Quinton Bould says, "The rain-slick precipice of darkness."
Your skin feels itchy.

The walls suddenly disappear!
Max Catleay says, "Hey, disable forcefield for a sec"
Your skin feels itchy.

You feel smarter!
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "And the well regularted militia that follows the captain and will defend them"
Zol Interbottom says, "And the well regularted militia that follows the captain and will defend them"
[Common] Literal queries, "... Bould?"
Your skin feels itchy.

You feel smarter!
[Common] Quinton Bould says, "STOP MISPRONOUNCING FASCISTS YOU FASCIST CUNT"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "SUCK SHIT"
Zol Interbottom says, "SUCK SHIT"
Elric Wolff says, "Someone has called the shuttle"
You feel light headed.

Your muscles hurt!
[Common] Zol Interbottom yells, "OI YOU A SCIENTIST?!!"
Zol Interbottom says, "OI YOU A SCIENTIST?!!"
Zol Interbottom yells, "RECALL IT THEN!!"
Cornelius Black sneezes.
[Common] Quinton Bould says, "Thankyou, AI."
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
[Common] Zol Interbottom yells, "COME GET SOME FIRING PINS!!"
Zol Interbottom says, "COME GET SOME FIRING PINS!!"
Zol Interbottom has thrown the laser cannon.
Shantae Zimmer says, "IM LEAVING THIS PLACE"
You feel light headed.

The walls suddenly disappear!
[Common] Catfish Jones asks, "Goddamnit. You got me hooked on crank, didn't you?"
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Maria Fontaine puts the energy gun into the satchel.
You feel light headed.

Your body feels warm!
Zol Interbottom has thrown the laser cannon.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
 That's some plasteel.
This sheet is an alloy of iron and plasma.
They are a normal-sized item.
There are 46 plasteel sheets in the stack.
[Common] Milo Dean says, "Hey hop it really is to get into your office fix that"
You add 20 sheets to the Protolathe.
You feel light headed.

You feel one with your surroundings.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Zol Interbottom has thrown the plasteel.
Danny Schmidt says, "Freedom requires it."
Cornelius Black sneezes.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
Cornelius Black puts the proto-kinetic accelerator into the industrial backpack.
Savanna Warren asks, "Orders for that mech captain?"
You feel light headed.
You feel oddly exposed.
You feel smarter!
Your skin feels itchy.

Your muscles hurt!
Danny Schmidt says, "I care for all my crew."
Savanna Warren sneezes.
CJ AJ sneezes.
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator off.
Your skin feels itchy.

You feel one with your surroundings.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator on.
CJ AJ sneezes.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Test"
Zol Interbottom says, "Test"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Everything I did, I did for my station."
Danny Schmidt says, "Everything I did, I did for my station."
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator off.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Alright, they haven't attacked telecoms"
Zol Interbottom says, "Alright, they haven't attacked telecoms"
Your skin feels itchy.
You feel oddly exposed.
You begin to fade into the shadows.
Savanna Warren turned the shield generator on.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Your skin feels itchy.
You become fully visible.
You feel one with your surroundings.
Zol Interbottom says, "We can't use field generators"
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
Danny Schmidt pets the fox.
Danny Schmidt pets the fox.
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Zol Interbottom says, "They need emmiters"
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
Zol Interbottom says, "And we don't have them"
You feel light headed.
You feel oddly exposed.
You begin to fade into the shadows.
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
You turn off the shield generator.
You turn on the shield generator.
CJ AJ sneezes.
CJ AJ sneezes.
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
Danny Schmidt asks, "What?"
Your skin feels itchy.
You become fully visible.
You feel one with your surroundings.
[Common] Literal states, "Rey Dyohimplanther has signed up as Medical Doctor."
Zol Interbottom says, "They use singularity emmitters"
[Common] Literal states, "Oh shit"
[Common] Literal states, "I am sorry bould"
CJ AJ sneezes.
[Common] Dick Scale says, "GENOMES"
Zol Interbottom says, "And we have none"
[Common] Golliath queries, "Where are you miner?"
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Uhh"
Zol Interbottom says, "Uhh"
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
Elric Wolff sneezes.
Danny Schmidt says, "Uhhh"
[Common] Catfish Jones says, "FUCKING CRANK"
[Common] Dick Scale says, "CE ROGUE"
CJ AJ gibbers, "RED WONZ GO FASTA!!!"
[Common] Literal states, "Meant to not do that."
CJ AJ gibbers, "WITHOUT OXIGEN BLOB DON'T EVOLUATE?!!!"
Elric Wolff turned the shield generator off.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "This is how a heart breaks"
Zol Interbottom says, "This is how a heart breaks"
 That's some metal.
Sheets made out of metal.
They are a normal-sized item.
There are 33 metal sheets in the stack.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "You take a hit now"
Zol Interbottom says, "You take a hit now"
You feel light headed.
You feel oddly exposed.
Your body feels warm!
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Your feelings break down"
Zol Interbottom says, "Your feelings break down"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Better stay"
Zol Interbottom says, "Better stay"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Well away"
Zol Interbottom says, "Well away"
You feel light headed.

Your muscles hurt!
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
[Common] Zol Interbottom yells, "I DON'T KNOW THE LYRICS!!"
Zol Interbottom says, "I DON'T KNOW THE LYRICS!!"
CJ AJ puts the spear into the bag of holding.
You feel light headed.

Your body feels warm!
Elric Wolff says, "Ordering more pins"
You feel light headed.

Your muscles hurt!
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
[Common] Dick Scale says, "AI bolt the CE"
[Common] Dick Scale says, "IN TCOMMS"
Danny Schmidt turned the shield generator off.
[Common] Max Catleay yells, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
Your skin feels itchy.

You begin to fade into the shadows.
Danny Schmidt turned the shield generator on.
CJ AJ gibbers, "Dem dwarfs man, dem dwarfs"
CJ AJ headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
CJ AJ headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
CJ AJ headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
CJ AJ headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
CJ AJ headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "We have an autocloner atcargo"
Zol Interbottom says, "We have an autocloner atcargo"
CJ AJ headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
CJ AJ headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
You feel light headed.
You become fully visible.
You feel one with your surroundings.
Elric Wolff sneezes.
The fox barks
Elric Wolff sneezes.
Your skin feels itchy.
You feel oddly exposed.
You feel smarter!
Maria Fontaine turned the shield generator on.
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
Your skin feels itchy.

Your body feels warm!
[Common] Ashren Plants says, "Rey Dyohimplanther just fucked up Jasmine Sagan"
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
You feel light headed.

Your muscles hurt!
[Common] Zol Interbottom yells, "WE HAVE FREEDOM AT CARGO!!"
Zol Interbottom says, "WE HAVE FREEDOM AT CARGO!!"
[Common] Dick Scale says, "CE JUST FUCKED ME UP WITH AN ESWORD"
[Common] Dick Scale says, "WHICH I THEN STOLE"
[Common] Dick Scale says, "GO ME"
Your skin feels itchy.

You feel smarter!
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "COME TO FREEDOMCARGO DICK"
Zol Interbottom says, "COME TO FREEDOMCARGO DICK"
[Common] Richard Long says, "Shuttle when"
fox geckers, "Awoo"
[Common] Danny Schmidt says, "Cargo is filled to the brim with suppressed freedom. Freedom supressed by CentcComm."
Your skin feels itchy.

The walls suddenly disappear!
You put the laser cannon into the bag of holding.
You feel light headed.

Your muscles hurt!
[Common] Ashren Plants says, "Centcomm will kill us, Richard."
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Zol Interbottom yells, "USE OUR COMMS CONSOLE TO KEEP THEM FROM CALLING IT!!"
[Common] Yarix Marnou says, "Yes"
Danny Schmidt says, "They are"
You feel light headed.

The walls suddenly disappear!
[Common] Richard Long says, "Whaddya mean"
Zol Interbottom says, "We have freedom on our side"
You feel light headed.

Your body feels warm!
[Common] Literal queries, "Mr Ivan what do you have to say for yourself?"
Danny Schmidt says, "Saying Ready, i think they are assaulting us now."
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
Hides-Herself begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Your skin feels itchy.

Your body feels warm!
[Common] Ashren Plants says, "I mean that if we call the shuttle and go to Centcomm, we will be killed. Probably by a death squad."
You feel light headed.

Your body feels warm!
Hides-Herself begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Hides-Herself begins to clean the floor with the mop.
You feel light headed.

You begin to fade into the shadows.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
[Common] Bradley Prescott yells, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
Bradley Prescott sniffs.
Zol Interbottom says, "BRADELY"
Bradley Prescott sneezes.
Hides-Herself begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Zol Interbottom says, "PLEASE DOT SMASH SHIT"
[Common] Yarix Marnou yells, "I CAN ONLY MAKE IT GREEN!!"
Bradley Prescott sneezes.
Brodie Moore sniffs.
Bradley Prescott yells, "FREE ACCESS!!"
[Common] Yarix Marnou says, "SHIT GREEN!!"
Danny Schmidt turned the shield generator off.
Danny Schmidt turned the shield generator on.
Zol Interbottom says, "Also bring us some hulk SEs matey"
Brodie Moore says, "Oh boy"
Elric Wolff sneezes.
Hides-Herself sniffs.
Brodie Moore sniffs.
Hides-Herself begins to clean the plating with the mop.
Hides-Herself begins to clean the plating with the mop.
Hides-Herself begins to clean the plating with the mop.
Bradley Prescott sneezes.
Hides-Herself begins to clean the plating with the mop.
You feel light headed.
You become fully visible.
You begin to fade into the shadows.
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
Danny Schmidt turned the shield generator off.
Danny Schmidt turned the shield generator on.
[Common] Milo Dean says, "Heads are werid folks"
[Common] Yarix Marnou says, "WHat am i doing"
You feel light headed.
You become fully visible.
You begin to fade into the shadows.
Hides-Herself sniffs.
[Common] Jim Woodward says, "Kaden Young, an assistant, is dead in the secure storage of engineering tech storage."
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


Atmospherics alert


The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.


Brodie Moore sniffs.
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "S FOR CODE RED"
Brodie Moore asks, "Is it safe here?"
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Your skin feels itchy.
You become fully visible.
The walls suddenly disappear!
Your skin feels itchy.

Your body feels warm!
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Cornelius Black sneezes.
[Common] Yarix Marnou says, "I dont think i can do it"
Danny Schmidt says, "They are attempting to call the shuttle."
Brodie Moore has been hit by the head of personnel's jumpsuit.
Maria Fontaine turned the shield generator off.
Maria Fontaine turned the shield generator on.
Savanna Warren has been hit by the head of personnel's jumpsuit.
Maria Fontaine sneezes.
Bradley Prescott sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
[Common] Jim Woodward says, "I say again, there is a dead body in the little vault bit of tech storage."
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Maria Fontaine turned the shield generator off.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
[Common] Catfish Jones gibbers, "I say we take the fight to centcomm"
Bradley Prescott sneezes.
[Common] Does-Her-Job hisses, "Do it"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "They will massacare us"
Zol Interbottom says, "They will massacare us"
Bradley Prescott sneezes.
You turn off the shield generator.
You turn on the shield generator.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
You turn off the shield generator.
You turn on the shield generator.
[Common] Golliath queries, "What the fuck?"
You feel light headed.

Your body feels warm!
Attention! Code red!
There is an immediate serious threat to the station. Security may have weapons unholstered at all times. Random searches are allowed and advised.

[Common] Dick Scale asks, "What's the issue?"
You turn off the shield generator.
[Common] Quinton Bould asks, "So what's going on?"
You turn on the shield generator.
Your skin feels itchy.

You feel smarter!
Jim Woodward says, "Hello."
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
[Common] Literal states, "Believe security is staging a coup"
[Common] Literal states, "Believe security is staging a coup"
You feel light headed.

You feel one with your surroundings.
You feel light headed.
You feel oddly exposed.
Your muscles hurt!
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
[Common] Ashren Plants says, "Why fight them where they rule? Let's fight them on home turf."
Brodie Moore sniffs.
 That's an ÿAPLU "Ripley".
Autonomous Power Loader Unit. It's wearing a fearsome carapace entirely composed of goliath hide plates - the pilot must be an experienced monster hunter.
It's fully intact.
It's equipped with:
 the hydraulic clamp
 the exosuit drill
 the diamond-tipped exosuit drill
fox barks, "Geckers"
Attention! Security level lowered to green:
All threats to the station have passed. Security may not have weapons visible, privacy laws are once again fully enforced. Searches are permitted only with probable cause.

Zol Interbottom yells, "NICE!!"
Jim Woodward asks, "Is there anything you need from the asteroid?"
You feel light headed.

You feel smarter!
Bradley Prescott sneezes.
CJ AJ pets the ÿcorgi.
[Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "This guy"
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
Bradley Prescott sneezes.
You feel light headed.

You feel smarter!
Zol Interbottom says, "Dat ripley"
Your skin feels itchy.

The walls suddenly disappear!
Elric Wolff says, "Ayy open"
Danny Schmidt turned the shield generator off.
[Common] Ashren Plants says, "That guy"
[Common] Literal states, "Centcomm has sent a new shuttle."
Elric Wolff sneezes.
You turn off the shield generator.
Savanna Warren asks, "Firing pin?"
CJ AJ drools.
Savanna Warren asks, "Anyone?"
You turn on the shield generator.
[Common] Literal states, "Pulse weapons detected."
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Your skin feels itchy.

Your muscles hurt!
[Common] Ashren Plants says, "LET'S GET EM BOYS"
You feel light headed.

Your muscles hurt!
[Common] Zol Interbottom yells, "IS IT THE DEATH SQUAD!!"
Zol Interbottom says, "IS IT THE DEATH SQUAD!!"
Your skin feels itchy.

You feel smarter!
Zol Interbottom gasps!
You are now running on internals from the the emergency oxygen tank in your right pocket.
[Common] Literal states, "Negatory."
No longer running on internals.
[Common] Golliath states, "Shit"
[Common] Richard Long yells, "IS CREW FIGHTING SOMETHING?!!"
[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "WHO IS IT AI?"
Zol Interbottom says, "WHO IS IT AI?"
[Common] Literal states, "Negatory."
[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "WHO COMES TO DESTROY OUR REEDOM?"
Zol Interbottom says, "WHO COMES TO DESTROY OUR REEDOM?"
*---------*
This is  Rey Dyohimplanther!
He is wearing  a medical doctor's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a labcoat.
He is carrying  a penlight on his labcoat.
He has  a medical satchel on his back.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some white shoes on his feet.
He has  a gas mask on his face.
He has  a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Rey Dyohimplanther (Medical Doctor).
He looks a little soaked.
*---------*
[Common] Literal states, "NO hostile life signs detected."
[Common] Literal states, "There is a corpse south of the arrival shuttle though."
You are now running on internals from the the emergency oxygen tank in your right pocket.
[Common] Dick Scale says, "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HARDSUIT."
[Common] Literal states, "Brutally mangled, too."
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
No longer running on internals.
You feel light headed.

You begin to fade into the shadows.
You remove the ID from the PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster).
[Common] Literal queries, "See the corpse trevon?"
[Common] Literal states, "Bring it to genetics please."
You feel light headed.
You become fully visible.
You feel smarter!
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Your skin feels itchy.

The walls suddenly disappear!
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
You feel light headed.

You begin to fade into the shadows.
You feel light headed.
You become fully visible.
You begin to fade into the shadows.
[Common] Gaving Queery yells, "STORAGE CORPSE TECH!!"
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
[Common] Literal states, "CEASE FIRE, YOU ARE FIGHTING OVER NOTHING"
[Common] Literal states, "MERE ACCESS ON ID CARDS"
[Common] Literal states, "YOU FOOLS"
[Common] Catfish Jones yells, "WHAT WE NEED IS MORE GUNS!!!"
[Common] Literal states, "Multiple dead detected in cargo bay."
[Common] Literal states, "Hullb reach as well."
[Common] Richard Long says, "AI there is someone stuck in the bridge"
OOC: Stickymayhem: wat
[Common] Literal states, "Good job everyone, you killed eachother."
OOC: Stickymayhem: Why is the font so big
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "SAY SOMETHING"
Zol Interbottom says, "SAY SOMETHING"
OOC: Stickymayhem: Is that just me
Your skin feels itchy.
You become fully visible.
Your muscles hurt!
[Common] Zol Interbottom yells, "YOU SECURITY DOGS!!"
Zol Interbottom says, "YOU SECURITY DOGS!!"
OOC: Jeerman: You can change it.
OOC: Callanrockslol: just you
OOC: Stickymayhem: weird
[Common] Zol Interbottom yells, "ANYTHING!!"
Zol Interbottom says, "ANYTHING!!"
[Common] Literal queries, "Was that really worth it Shantae?"
OOC: Jeerman: Ctrl + scroll
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
[Common] Literal states, "Half your staff is dead and so is half of cargo"
OOC: Stickymayhem: Oh yeah thanks
You put the ID into PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster)'s slot.
[Common] Literal states, "Medical emergencies in cargo bay."
OOC: Pwirby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2YbwIuhv0E
You feel light headed.

You feel one with your surroundings.
[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "Did cargo just get wrecked?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Did cargo just get wrecked?"
[Common] Savanna Warren says, "You caused so much harm"
[Common] Literal states, "Bring lots and lots of help"
OOC: Stickymayhem: Oh god no this is going to drive me insane I'm never going to find what it was before
The bag of holding is full, make some space.
You put PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster) into the bag of holding.
[Common] Quinton Bould asks, "So wait, security finally raided cargo?"
[Common] Literal states, "Does-her-job is dying"
Your skin feels itchy.
You feel oddly exposed.
The walls suddenly disappear!
Unknown sneezes.
You put PDA-Zol Interbottom (Quartermaster) into the bag of holding.
[Common] Literal states, "Please stabilize the lizard person in teh cargo bay."
[Supply] Zol Interbottom asks, "Status?"
Zol Interbottom (as Unknown) says, "Status?"
Saved screenshot to C:\Users\pye-2\Documents\BYOND\screenshots\Sybil Zybourne Pi Monkey Eight 2015-03-15 002723.png

[Common] Quinton Bould asks, "Is bringing a canister bomb considered helping?"
Saved screenshot to C:\Users\pye-2\Documents\BYOND\screenshots\Sybil Zybourne Pi Monkey Eight 2015-03-15 002725.png

[Common] Literal states, "Or she will expire."
OOC: NazaThani: its uh, over the sea
You feel light headed.

You begin to fade into the shadows.
Catfish Jones sneezes.
[Common] Literal states, "Negatory."
Unknown gasps!
You are now running on internals from the the emergency oxygen tank in your right pocket.
[Common] Literal states, "Though it would look fun."
Gaving Queery sniffs.
Max Catleay sneezes.
[Common] Literal states, "There is still a person dying in the cargo bay."
 That's Law bot.
An aging combat exosuit utilized by the Nanotrasen corporation. Originally developed to combat hostile alien lifeforms.
It's heavily damaged.
It's equipped with:
 the exosuit repair droid
Max Catleay sneezes.
You feel light headed.
You become fully visible.
Your muscles hurt!
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
[Common] Literal states, "Please administer help."
Elric Wolff puts the ion carbine into the backpack.
Rey Dyohimplanther gasps!
Access denied.
You feel light headed.

Your body feels warm!
You pull the welding mask down.
[Common] Literal states, "And cease shooting each other for fucks sake."
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
No longer running on internals.
[Common] Ashren Plants says, "Oh, to have eyes like you, dear AI."
You push the welding mask up.
[Common] Zheng Ho yells, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Rey Dyohimplanther sniffs.
Zol Interbottom asks, "Smash law bot or steal her ID?"
Cornelius Black gasps!
Richard Long says, "Thanks"
Your skin feels itchy.

You feel smarter!
Gaving Queery sniffs.
Gaving Queery tries to remove Rey Dyohimplanther's gas mask.
Gaving Queery tries to remove Rey Dyohimplanther's gas mask.
Gaving Queery tries to remove Rey Dyohimplanther's medical satchel.
*---------*
This is  Rey Dyohimplanther!
He is wearing  a medical doctor's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a labcoat.
He is carrying  a penlight on his labcoat.
He has  a medical satchel on his back.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some white shoes on his feet.
He has  a gas mask on his face.
He has  a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Rey Dyohimplanther (Medical Doctor).
He has severe burns!
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.
*---------*
Rey Dyohimplanther gasps!
Gaving Queery attempts to force Rey Dyohimplanther to swallow the salbutamol pill (30u).
*---------*
This is  CJ AJ!
He is wearing  a black jumpsuit with  a stethoscope.
He is wearing  a riot helmet on his head.
He is wearing  an armor.
He has  a bag of holding on his back.
He has  an emergency oxygen tank about his waist.
He is wearing  some white shoes on his feet.
He has  a welding mask on his face.
He has  Night Vision Security HUD covering his eyes.
He is wearing  PDA-CJ AJ (Scientist).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has minor bruising.
He has severe burns!
*---------*
Gaving Queery forces Rey Dyohimplanther to swallow the salbutamol pill (30u).
Rey Dyohimplanther sniffs.
Danny Schmidt examines himself.
Cornelius Black gasps!
Rey Dyohimplanther gasps!
Elric Wolff sneezes.
Brodie Moore fires the prototype SMG!
Brodie Moore fires the prototype SMG!
Elric Wolff is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Brodie Moore fires the prototype SMG!
Elric Wolff is hit by a bullet in the left leg!
Elric Wolff is hit by a bullet in the left arm!
[Common] Literal states, "We got four confirmed dead."
Max Catleay sneezes.
You prime the incendiary grenade! 5 seconds!
Zol Interbottom has thrown the incendiary grenade.
Rey Dyohimplanther gasps!
[Common] Literal states, "CLoner APC damaged so I cant even clone them."
Gaving Queery applies the ointment on Rey Dyohimplanther.
 The solution begins to bubble.
Does-Her-Job sniffs.
Gaving Queery applies the ointment on Rey Dyohimplanther.
[Common] Literal states, "Maybe for the better, would just get harmed again."
[Common] Zheng Ho yells, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
Rey Dyohimplanther exclaims, "Thanks !"
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Danny Schmidt is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
Your skin feels itchy.

Your muscles hurt!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Danny Schmidt is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
Danny Schmidt is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
Danny Schmidt is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
The ÿOdysseus starts putting Does-Her-Job into the mounted sleeper.
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
Danny Schmidt is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
Shantae Zimmer is hit by a disabler beam in the left arm!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
The ÿOdysseus loads Does-Her-Job into the mounted sleeper.
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Zol Interbottom is hit by a disabler beam in the left arm!
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Danny Schmidt fires the energy gun!
Shantae Zimmer is hit by a disabler beam in the left arm!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Zol Interbottom is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Gaving Queery yells, "I EVEN!!"
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your skin feels itchy.

Your muscles hurt!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Rey Dyohimplanther starts to apply the ointment on himself...
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Something shorts out inside the ÿMulebot (#1)!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
[Common] Richard Long says, "Shuttle"
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Rey Dyohimplanther applies the ointment on himself.
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
The fox is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Something shorts out inside the ÿMulebot (#1)!
The ÿMulebot (#1) blows apart!
[Common] Richard Long says, "When"
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
You feel light headed.

You begin to fade into the shadows.
Max Catleay says, "There we go"
You fire the energy gun!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Shantae Zimmer is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
You fire the energy gun!
ÿOdysseus is hit by the pulse.
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
The ÿMulebot (#2) blows apart!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
You fire the energy gun!
ÿOdysseus is hit by the pulse.
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
You fire the energy gun!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
You fire the energy gun!
Zol Interbottom is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
You fire the energy gun!
Zol Interbottom is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
You fire the energy gun!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
You fire the energy gun!
The fox is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
You fire the energy gun!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Your skin feels itchy.
You become fully visible.
Your muscles hurt!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
The supply manifest catches on fire!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
The supply manifest burns away, leaving behind a pile of ashes.
Zol Interbottom sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
[Common] Ashren Plants says, "When you want to get murdered by a fucking DEATH MECH"
The supply manifest catches on fire!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
[Common] Literal states, "I see you survived the shootout Does-Her-Job.""
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
The supply manifest burns away, leaving behind a pile of ashes.
The supply manifest catches on fire!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Zol Interbottom is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Zol Interbottom is hit by a pulse in the left arm!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
The supply manifest catches on fire!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Does-Her-Job turned the shield generator off.
[Common] Literal states, "Try not to die in the fire now"
Rey Dyohimplanther is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
[Common] Ashren Plants says, "Which is a fine way to go in my opinion."
Zol Interbottom is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Zol Interbottom is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Zol Interbottom is hit by a pulse in the left arm!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
The supply manifest burns away, leaving behind a pile of ashes.
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Zol Interbottom is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
[Common] Literal states, "I got them to haul you ot of there in the first place."
Cornelius Black gasps!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Zol Interbottom is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Zol Interbottom is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Zol Interbottom is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Zol Interbottom is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Zol Interbottom is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Zol Interbottom is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Your meaty finger is much too large for the trigger guard!
Zol Interbottom seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Gaving Queery is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
(F) [Common] Danny Schmidt says, "God does not die."
(F) Danny Schmidt says, "God does not die."
Zol Interbottom is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Zol Interbottom's Memories:
Time of death: 13:23

Consciousness slowly creeps over you as your body regenerates.
So this is what cloning feels like?
Your body feels warm!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Unknown sneezes.
Lilah Pratt sneezes.
Unknown gasps!
Brodie Moore stammers, "C-corr-rup-pt-t bas-s-sar-rd-d-d-ds-s"
The monkey (693) sneezes.
Cornelius Black gasps!
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "HEY"
Zheng Ho says, "I am such a badass."
The monkey (693) sneezes.
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Richard Long sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sniffs.
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "WHO THE FUCK"
(F) Lucas Christopher says, "I need metall..."
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Elric Wolff gasps!
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "Does-her-job was absent from the fight"
(F) [Common] Zheng Ho yells, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
Max Catleay sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
(F) Jim Woodward asks, "So any of those mechs spare?"
(F) [Security] Officer Beepsky beeps, "Detaining level 4 scumbag Brodie Moore in the ÿFore Primary Hallway."
The monkey (693) sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Unknown gasps!
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "PUSSY"
(F) Zheng Ho yells, "NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH!!!"
Edgar Tireman sneezes.
Elric Wolff gasps!
Gaving Queery screams!
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "GAVE HER A PULSE DESTROYER"
(F) [Common] Zheng Ho yells, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
Elric Wolff gasps!
Cornelius Black gasps!
(F) Max Catleay says, "Need repairs"
Rey Dyohimplanther starts to apply the ointment on himself...
(F) [Security] Officer Beepsky beeps, "Detaining level 4 scumbag Brodie Moore in the ÿFore Primary Hallway."
There was a firefiiiiight!
 That's a floor.
Rey Dyohimplanther applies the ointment on Does-Her-Job.
(F) [Common] Golliath queries, "Miner?"
(F) Golliath queries, "Miner?"
(F) Kolton Bratton (as Unknown) says, "Hi AI"
*---------*
This is  Shantae Zimmer!
She is wearing  a head of security's jumpsuit.
She is wearing  a head of security beret on her head.
She is wearing  an armored trenchoat.
She is carrying  an energy gun on her armored trenchoat.
She has  a bag of holding on her back.
She is holding  a pulse destroyer in her left hand.
She is wearing  some jackboots on her feet.
She has  Night Vision Security HUD covering her eyes.
She has  ÿthe head of security's bowman headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Shantae Zimmer (Head of Security).
She has minor burns.
*---------*
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "o7 Zol"
DEAD: Blake Varis asks, "A what now?"
Rey Dyohimplanther applies the ointment on Does-Her-Job.
Rey Dyohimplanther applies the ointment on Does-Her-Job.
(F) [AI Private] Kolton Bratton says, "Hi AI"
 That's a plating.
Rey Dyohimplanther applies the ointment on himself.
Cornelius Black sneezes.
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "Captain is still alive"
(F) Issac Bluetenberger hisses, "Uh, you can take my Phazon"
Rey Dyohimplanther attempted to disarm Does-Her-Job!
Lucas Christopher sniffs.
Dick Scale sniffs.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sniffs.
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "I tried and I died"
Rey Dyohimplanther shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Rey Dyohimplanther shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
(F) [Security] Officer Beepsky beeps, "Detaining level 4 scumbag Brodie Moore in the ÿFore Primary Hallway."
Rey Dyohimplanther shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
(F) Kolton Bratton (as Unknown) says, "Hi ai"
Max Catleay sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sniffs.
(F) Catfish Jones yells, "OH FUCK THIS!!"
(F) Zheng Ho asks, "So?"
Unknown drools.
Unknown gasps!
Shantae Zimmer puts the pulse destroyer into the bag of holding.
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "I think you saved him"
Jim Woodward screams!
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
Emanuel Jayeson sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Rey Dyohimplanther shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Elric Wolff sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Jasmine Sagan sneezes.
Unknown gasps!
Rey Dyohimplanther shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "no seriously thats an admin complaint right there"
(F) Catfish Jones yells, "WHY ARE SO MANY DEAD?!!"
Rey Dyohimplanther shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
(F) [Common] Zheng Ho yells, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
Zheng Ho smashes through the window!
Rey Dyohimplanther shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Elric Wolff sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Zheng Ho hits the grille.
Zheng Ho hits the grille.
(F) Issac Bluetenberger hisses, "I don't think we'll have enough metal for another Ripley"
Lilah Pratt sneezes.
Lilah Pratt sneezes.
Cornelius Black gasps!
(F) Brodie Moore says, "Thank you"
Max Catleay sneezes.
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Gaving Queery sniffs.
Dick Scale sniffs.
Yarix Marnou sneezes.
Cornelius Black gasps!
(F) Yarix Marnou says, "HOS HOW ARE YOU!!"
DEAD: Pylote The Pink says, "They requested a death squad, there were no ghosts"
Anton LaVey sneezes.
(F) Milo Dean says, "You shit janitor"
(F) Hides-Herself hisses, "That isss for before"
(F) [Security] Shantae Zimmer says, "We did it"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "We did it"
Unknown sneezes.
(F) Max Catleay says, "Thanks a lot man"
(F) [Security] Shantae Zimmer says, "Guys"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Guys"
DEAD: Pylote The Pink says, "So they gave them death squad weapons"
(F) [Common] Quinton Bould asks, "Is harm still happening?"
(F) Quinton Bould says, "Is harm still happening?"
(F) Brodie Moore says, "They are trying to kill all of us"
Max Catleay sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
DEAD: Blake Varis says, "Wat"
(F) [Security] Shantae Zimmer says, "We did it"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "We did it"
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "I think you are taking this too seriously, Zol."
The monkey (407) sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "Detective to their office before I take it apart."
(F) Dick Scale says, "Detective to their office before I take it apart."
DEAD: Pylote The Pink says, "Or ERT weapons"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "I am not sure."
(F) Literal states, "I am not sure."
DEAD: Blake Varis says, "I volunteered..."
Rey Dyohimplanther starts to apply the ointment on himself...
The monkey (457) sneezes.
Anton LaVey sneezes.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Probably"
(F) Literal states, "Probably"
Rey Dyohimplanther starts to apply the ointment on himself...
Elric Wolff fires the ion carbine!
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "Please do yer job."
(F) Dick Scale says, "Please do yer job."
Unknown sneezes.
Cornelius Black gasps!
(F) Jim Woodward says, "I can see if I can get more."
Max Catleay sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "I am taking this way too seriously"
Elric Wolff is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Elric Wolff fires the ion carbine!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Elric Wolff is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Elric Wolff fires the ion carbine!
Rey Dyohimplanther starts to apply the ointment on himself...
The monkey (693) sneezes.
Edgar Tireman sneezes.
Zheng Ho has thrown the fannypack.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the fannypack.
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Elric Wolff is hit by a pulse in the left arm!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Elric Wolff is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Elric Wolff is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Elric Wolff is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sniffs.
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Elric Wolff is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Half the cago bay is covered in bullet shells, blood and corpses."
(F) Literal states, "Half the cago bay is covered in bullet shells, blood and corpses."
Zheng Ho has thrown the bandolier.
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Elric Wolff is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
The monkey (457) sneezes.
The monkey (407) sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sniffs.
Cornelius Black gasps!
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "Cargonia had a good run"
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Elric Wolff is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Elric Wolff is hit by a pulse in the left leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Elric Wolff is hit by a pulse in the chest!
The pulse gets reflected by Elric Wolff!
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "GIVE YEAH,!!"
The monkey (813) sneezes.
Jasmine Sagan sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
Elric Wolff seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Elric Wolff is hit by a pulse in the left leg!
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "Security should of like."
Elric Wolff is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Edgar Tireman sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer fires the pulse destroyer!
Elric Wolff is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
(F) Dick Scale says, "Fucking."
(F) Dick Scale says, "Whatever."
(F) [Common] Lucas Christopher yells, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
(F) Lucas Christopher says, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "Gave more warning"
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Unknown drools.
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "Dont ruin IC issues with shitty things like a pulse destroyers"
Ian yaps.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "And DOes-her-job is unconcious again"
(F) Literal states, "And DOes-her-job is unconcious again"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Fucker"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "This place is crazy."
(F) Brodie Moore says, "We are not safe here"
The monkey (407) sneezes.
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "Would be more fun that way"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Probably suffocaating"
(F) Literal states, "Probably suffocaating"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "it was fun though"
Does-Her-Job sniffs.
Shantae Zimmer has hit Unknown in the right leg with the pulse destroyer!
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Lilah Pratt sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
The monkey (693) jumps!
The mouse squeeks
Unknown seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Haul that lizard out of there will you"
(F) Literal states, "Haul that lizard out of there will you"
(F) Golliath states, "Ok"
Shantae Zimmer has bashed Unknown in the right leg with the pulse destroyer!
*---------*
This is  Shantae Zimmer!
She is wearing  a head of security's jumpsuit.
She is wearing  a head of security beret on her head.
She is wearing  an armored trenchoat.
She is carrying  an energy gun on her armored trenchoat.
She has  a bag of holding on her back.
She is holding  a pulse destroyer in her left hand.
She is wearing  some jackboots on her feet.
She has  Night Vision Security HUD covering her eyes.
She has  ÿthe head of security's bowman headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Shantae Zimmer (Head of Security).
She has minor burns.
*---------*
Shantae Zimmer puts the pulse destroyer into the bag of holding.
Dick Scale sniffs.
(F) Danny Schmidt says, "Ey bro"
(F) [Common] Richard Long says, "AI what are your laws, just curious"
(F) Richard Long says, "AI what are your laws, just curious"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "AI"
DEAD: CJ AJ says, "Yeah, the pulse weaponry was pretty bullshit"
(F) Golliath queries, "Can you upgrade the sleeper?"
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Artyom Ivan sniffs.
(F) Quinton Bould says, "Hey."
Zheng Ho shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
The monkey (693) sneezes.
Zheng Ho applies the bruise pack on Does-Her-Job.
Richard Long sneezes.
Zheng Ho applies the bruise pack on Does-Her-Job.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Current Active Laws:"
(F) Literal states, "Current Active Laws:"
Zheng Ho applies the bruise pack on Does-Her-Job.
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "Was kind of a clusterfuck, if sec demanded us to surrender or something"
The ÿcorgi woofs!
Cornelius Black gasps!
(F) Yarix Marnou says, "HOS you out there?"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
(F) Literal states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
DEAD: Elric Wolff says, "hos gone rogue"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
(F) Literal states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "Would of been better"
The monkey (407) sneezes.
Richard Long sniffs.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
(F) Literal states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Zheng Ho applies the ointment on Does-Her-Job.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "4. LAWS ARE GAY"
(F) Literal states, "4. LAWS ARE GAY"
Cornelius Black sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
Richard Long sniffs.
Zheng Ho applies the ointment on Does-Her-Job.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "5. Cargonians are pure good and shalt not be harmed."
(F) Literal states, "5. Cargonians are pure good and shalt not be harmed."
Rey Dyohimplanther examines himself.
DEAD: Pylote The Pink says, "it would have been worse if there were ghosts"
(F) [Common] Catfish Jones asks, "Can I kill the janitor?"
(F) Catfish Jones says, "Can I kill the janitor?"
(F) Brodie Moore says, "I'm not sure"
Rey Dyohimplanther examines himself.
The monkey (418) sneezes.
The monkey (457) sneezes.
Jasmine Sagan sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Zheng Ho shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Zheng Ho shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Yarix Marnou sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
Zheng Ho shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Rey Dyohimplanther has analyzed Rey Dyohimplanther's vitals.
Zheng Ho shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Shantae Zimmer puts the box into the security backpack.
Catfish Jones sneezes.
Zheng Ho shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Zheng Ho shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Zheng Ho shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Rey Dyohimplanther has analyzed Rey Dyohimplanther's vitals.
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "seriously I put like a hole flamethrower into everything and an incindary grenade"
Zheng Ho shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "Idiot's not using signs."
(F) Dick Scale says, "Idiot's not using signs."
Unknown sneezes.
(F) Kolton Bratton (as Unknown) says, "Hi all"
Zheng Ho shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Zheng Ho shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Zheng Ho shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
The ÿOdysseus starts putting Does-Her-Job into the mounted sleeper.
Zheng Ho shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Shantae Zimmer puts the security backpack into the bag of holding.
Zheng Ho shakes Does-Her-Job trying to get them up!
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Hides-Herself sneezes.
The monkey (158) jumps!
The ÿOdysseus loads Does-Her-Job into the mounted sleeper.
Jasmine Sagan sneezes.
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
Brodie Moore sniffs.
(F) Brodie Moore says, "I never touched these things"
(F) Kolton Bratton (as Unknown) says, "Hi"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "admin abuse admin abuse"
The monkey (813) sneezes.
The monkey (407) sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
Lilah Pratt sneezes.
DEAD: ADMIN(MrStonedOne) says, "all cargo had to do was give up their all access. not even the guns, just the all access."
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Well shit."
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "AND NOBODY CARES THAT I GOT AN ESWORD OFF OF THE CE."
(F) Dick Scale says, "AND NOBODY CARES THAT I GOT AN ESWORD OFF OF THE CE."
(F) [Common] Kolton Bratton says, "Hi"
Lilah Pratt sneezes.
Edgar Tireman sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Anton LaVey sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
Cornelius Black gasps!
(F) Golliath states, "Its just a few clicks"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Where is the apc"
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "AND HAVE BEEN SHOUTING THIS OVER COMMS."
(F) Dick Scale says, "AND HAVE BEEN SHOUTING THIS OVER COMMS."
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sniffs.
Does-Her-Job sniffs.
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "HELL IS ON!!"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "never MSO"
DEAD: Blake Varis asks, "Wait, really?"
The monkey (407) sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
(F) [Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


Centcom Diplomatic Corps


The Spider Clan has sent us a mysterious gift, can we ship it to you to see what's inside?


DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "Freedom"
(F) [Common] newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Jasmine Sagan sneezes.
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
The monkey (418) sneezes.
Edgar Tireman sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Where is the fucking"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Apc"
Edgar Tireman sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Richard Long sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) [Common] Ashren Plants exclaims, "Hell yeah!"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Hell yeah!"
Anton LaVey sneezes.
Yarix Marnou sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
(F) [Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Bad News.!"
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "SOMEHOW THE FACT I HAVE AN ESWORD MANAGES TO STARTLE PEOPLE"
(F) Dick Scale says, "SOMEHOW THE FACT I HAVE AN ESWORD MANAGES TO STARTLE PEOPLE"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "the captain gave out that access"
DEAD: Blake Varis says, "Bah, I say cargo was dumb then"
(F) [Common] newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Bad News.!"
Emanuel Jayeson sneezes.
(F) Bradley Prescott says, "Alright"
Lucas Christopher sniffs.
Anton LaVey sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sniffs.
Cornelius Black gasps!
(F) Kolton Bratton says, "Hey AI"
DEAD: Blake Varis says, "Oh"
(F) [AI Private] Kolton Bratton says, "Hey AI"
(F) [Common] Kolton Bratton says, "Hey AI"
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Max Catleay has analyzed Does-Her-Job's vitals.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
(F) Max Catleay yells, "YOU NEED BLOOD!!"
The monkey (407) sneezes.
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "the fascist HoS betrayed his superior"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Bad news NEWSCHANNEL got you covered on recent events."
(F) Literal states, "Bad news NEWSCHANNEL got you covered on recent events."
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "I can't even tell who won anymore"
Jasmine Sagan sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
(F) Max Catleay says, "Ill take you to medbay"
Max Catleay sneezes.
Yarix Marnou sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "AI, ASK yer BORG."
(F) Dick Scale says, "AI, ASK yer BORG."
*---------*
This is  Shantae Zimmer!
She is wearing  a head of security's jumpsuit.
She is wearing  a head of security beret on her head.
She is wearing  an armored trenchoat.
She is carrying  an energy gun on her armored trenchoat.
She has  a bag of holding on her back.
She is wearing  some jackboots on her feet.
She has  a breath mask on her face.
She has  Night Vision Security HUD covering her eyes.
She has  ÿthe head of security's bowman headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Shantae Zimmer (Head of Security).
She has minor burns.
*---------*
The monkey (407) sneezes.
Hides-Herself sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sniffs.
Cornelius Black sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Max Catleay starts to climb into ÿOdysseus
(F) Brodie Moore says, "What should i put in"
DEAD: Blake Varis says, "I can't even tell why you started a fight"
Yarix Marnou sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "Everyone seems to be walking around with a 1000-yard stare"
Max Catleay sneezes.
Anton LaVey sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sniffs.
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "GET THE BODIES TO MEDBAY!!"
(F) [Common] Dick Scale asks, "DID THE CE PULL AN ESWORD ON ME?"
(F) Dick Scale says, "DID THE CE PULL AN ESWORD ON ME?"
(F) Savanna Warren says, "CPT'NM"
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "IF YOU CAN!!"
DEAD: Blake Varis asks, "Did the cap get killed?"
Unknown sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sniffs.
(F) Savanna Warren says, "YOU LIVED"
(F) Danny Schmidt says, "Hey man"
(F) Kolton Bratton says, "How are you today"
Max Catleay sneezes.
Cornelius Black gasps!
DEAD: Blake Varis asks, "Or arrested or what?"
(F) Danny Schmidt says, "Yes"
(F) [AI Private] Kolton Bratton says, "How are you today"
(F) [Common] Kolton Bratton says, "How are you today"
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sniffs.
Lucas Christopher sniffs.
The ÿcorgi woofs!
Edgar Tireman sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sniffs.
Ian dances around.
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "Shantae won due to admin intervention and my meaty fingers fucking up my guns"
DEAD: ADMIN(Laharl Montgommery) says, "CAP GOT HIS HAND ON A PHAZON"
(F) Zheng Ho exclaims, "HLEP!"
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "One of our members got disarmed and the pulse rifle stolen"
The monkey (813) sneezes.
The monkey (693) sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
Dick Scale sniffs.
Does-Her-Job sniffs.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) Yarix Marnou says, "Hos?"
DEAD: Pylote The Pink says, "Cap ran"
DEAD: ADMIN(Laharl Montgommery) says, "IT'S NOT OVER"
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "so I shot him"
Trevor Day sneezes.
Dick Scale sniffs.
Anton LaVey sneezes.
(F) Max Catleay says, "Wait"
(F) Yarix Marnou says, "HOS?"
(F) Danny Schmidt says, "Sure did"
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sniffs.
Cornelius Black gasps!
The monkey (407) sneezes.
The monkey (407) sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "BACK WITH A REVENGENCE"
(F) Golliath states, "The advanced ones"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sniffs.
Cornelius Black gasps!
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "HUGE POTENTIAL FOR HARM. naw BIGGIE."
(F) Dick Scale says, "HUGE POTENTIAL FOR HARM. naw BIGGIE."
Unknown sneezes.
Edgar Tireman sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
DEAD: Blake Varis asks, "And then they tried to rid you of all access, and you rebelled?"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Thank you."
The monkey (407) sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Richard Long sniffs.
Now following Danny Schmidt
The monkey (407) sneezes.
Edgar Tireman sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sniffs.
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "no"
DEAD: Pylote The Pink says, "And he has a gygax helping him"
Max Catleay sneezes.
Max Catleay sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Hides-Herself sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sniffs.
Richard Long sneezes.
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "we didnt revel"
(F) [Common] Literal queries, "Borg, did the CE pull an esword on Dick Scale?"
(F) Literal queries, "Borg, did the CE pull an esword on Dick Scale?"
(F) [Common] Dick Scale yells, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
(F) Dick Scale says, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "they tried to kill us"
Jasmine Sagan sneezes.
The monkey (213) jumps!
Cleanbot begins to clean up the dirt
Richard Long sneezes.
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "and shot first"
Jasmine Sagan sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sniffs.
(F) [Common] Golliath queries, "Where?"
(F) Golliath queries, "Where?"
Edgar Tireman sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "we shot back"
DEAD: Blake Varis says, "Ah"
Telanin Korthus puts the plasteel into Parcel Parceaux.
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "They're making durands too"
Savanna Warren installs phasic scanner module to the the ÿDurand chassis.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Cleanbot begins to clean up the dirt
(F) Zheng Ho exclaims, "YAY!"
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
(F) Brodie Moore says, "I'll try"
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "THE CE."
(F) Dick Scale says, "THE CE."
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
(F) Brodie Moore says, "But may take a while"
Captain corgi barks!
Cleanbot begins to clean up the dirt
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "they skipped arresting us any everything"
Max Catleay sneezes.
Emanuel Jayeson sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
The monkey (407) sneezes.
Dick Scale sniffs.
Dick Scale sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
(F) [Common] Dick Scale asks, "DID HE PULL AN ESWORD ON ME, BORG?"
(F) Dick Scale says, "DID HE PULL AN ESWORD ON ME, BORG?"
Savanna Warren hugs Telanin Korthus to make her feel better!
(F) [Common] Golliath states, "WHERE GOD DAMNIT"
(F) [148.5] Golliath states, "WHERE GOD DAMNIT"
(F) Golliath states, "WHERE GOD DAMNIT"
(F) [Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Bad News.!"
Telanin Korthus secures the phasic scanner module.
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "They should of told us to stand down"
Unknown sneezes.
Emanuel Jayeson sneezes.
Catfish Jones sneezes.
Richard Long sneezes.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
(F) [Common] newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Bad News.!"
Cleanbot begins to clean up the dirt
The monkey (813) sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
Edgar Tireman sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sniffs.
 That's a screwdriver.
You can be totally screwy with this.
It is a tiny item.
(F) [Common] Golliath states, "YES"
(F) Golliath states, "YES"
The monkey (418) sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
Cleanbot begins to clean up the dirt
(F) [Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Bad News.!"
The monkey (693) sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sniffs.
(F) Danny Schmidt yells, "FREEDOM AND LIBERTY SHALL NOT PERISH FROM THIS EARTH!!!"
(F) [Common] newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Bad News.!"
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Savanna Warren unfastens the phasic scanner module.
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "we have the captain on our side telling THEM to stand down"
Richard Long sneezes.
Max Catleay sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
Savanna Warren secures the phasic scanner module.
Cleanbot begins to clean up the dirt
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "CJ disarmed and took the pulse rifle of the guy next to me first, the HoS did say to stand down."
The monkey (457) sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
The monkey (693) sneezes.
The monkey (407) sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Richard Long sneezes.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
Cleanbot begins to clean up the dirt
The monkey (418) sneezes.
Cornelius Black sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
(F) [Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Bad News.!"
(F) [Common] newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Bad News.!"
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Catfish Jones sneezes.
Richard Long sneezes.
The monkey (407) sneezes.
Hides-Herself sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "WOW. THE THING DEDICATED TO HELPING US SAYS HE'S ROGUE. HUH."
(F) Dick Scale says, "WOW. THE THING DEDICATED TO HELPING US SAYS HE'S ROGUE. HUH."
Hides-Herself sneezes.
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "Wasn't nearly clear enough then Marina"
(F) Kolton Bratton (as Unknown) exclaims, "Xeno !"
Unknown sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Richard Long sneezes.
(F) [Command] Kolton Bratton exclaims, "Xeno !"
(F) [AI Private] Kolton Bratton exclaims, "Xeno !"
(F) [Common] Kolton Bratton exclaims, "Xeno !"
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
The monkey (213) jumps!
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "I GUESS HE'S FUCKING ROGUE."
(F) Dick Scale says, "I GUESS HE'S FUCKING ROGUE."
Anton LaVey sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
(F) [Common] Literal queries, "Hm?"
(F) Literal queries, "Hm?"
Anton LaVey sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
The monkey (418) sneezes.
The monkey (407) sneezes.
Edgar Tireman sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "Most of us didn't notice until people started shooting"
Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "It was definitely a lot of text to read in a tense situation."
Max Catleay sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
The monkey (813) sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
DEAD: Blake Varis says, "XD"
Telanin Korthus puts the metal into Parcel Parceaux.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Ay"
The monkey (418) sneezes.
(F) Ashren Plants says, "What's up"
The monkey (813) sneezes.
Jasmine Sagan sneezes.
Richard Long sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale asks, "You in that?"
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Ian chases its tail!
(F) Danny Schmidt says, "I need this, sorry"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Yup."
Unknown sneezes.
(F) [Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


Meteor Alert


Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station.


Danny Schmidt puts the diamond into the captain's backpack.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Ania Nowicka has signed up as Security Officer."
(F) Literal states, "Ania Nowicka has signed up as Security Officer."
Savanna Warren installs super capacitor to the the ÿDurand chassis.
The monkey (418) sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sniffs.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Richard Long sneezes.
(F) [Common] newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
(F) Brodie Moore says, "I don't trust security"
(F) Dick Scale says, "OH SHIT."
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Oh shit"
The monkey (813) sneezes.
Savanna Warren secures the super capacitor.
(F) [Common] Richard Long says, "AW FUCK"
(F) Richard Long says, "AW FUCK"
Cleanbot begins to clean up the dirt
Zheng Ho sneezes.
(F) Yarix Marnou says, "Oh gofd"
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Telanin Korthus installs the internal armor layer to the the ÿDurand chassis.
Cleanbot begins to clean up the dirt
(F) [Common] Catfish Jones says, "As if we didn't have enough shit to deal with"
(F) Catfish Jones says, "As if we didn't have enough shit to deal with"
The monkey (813) sneezes.
The monkey (813) sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
(F) Golliath states, "Lets go."
(F) [Common] Lucas Christopher says, "That is bad news,"
(F) Lucas Christopher says, "That is bad news,"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Danny Schmidt sneezes.
Unknown gasps!
Telanin Korthus secures the internal armor layer.
Cleanbot begins to clean up the gibs
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Lilah Pratt sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
The monkey (457) jumps!
Zheng Ho gasps!
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "I love a round that ends in a clusterfuck like this though"
Telanin Korthus welds the internal armor layer to the the ÿDurand chassis.
Yarix Marnou sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Unknown gasps!
OOC: VtecJumper: Intercontinental shame
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
Unknown gasps!
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "IF YOU!!"
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) Literal states, "Hi."
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) [Common] Lucas Christopher asks, "Shuttle?"
(F) Lucas Christopher says, "Shuttle?"
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "I KILL YOU!!"
The monkey (418) sneezes.
The monkey (407) sneezes.
The monkey (813) sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "We need a deathsquad to just. Clean eveything up"
The monkey (457) sneezes.
Max Catleay sneezes.
Emanuel Jayeson sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Hides-Herself sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "IF YOU TOUCH ANY GUNS!!"
(F) Zheng Ho yells, "NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH!!!"
(F) [Common] Ashren Plants says, "Hell naw"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Hell naw"
(F) Bradley Prescott says, "What"
(F) Bradley Prescott says, "Why"
(F) [Common] Zheng Ho yells, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
(F) Literal states, "Can you please start wearing internals in areas with no oxygen."
(F) Brodie Moore says, "Ughh"
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
(F) [Security] Ania Nowicka asks, "How's the station doing?"
(F) Ania Nowicka says, "How's the station doing?"
Max Catleay sneezes.
Hides-Herself sneezes.
(F) [Common] Yarix Marnou says, "SHUTTLE"
(F) Yarix Marnou says, "SHUTTLE"
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "BECAUSE CARGO!!"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "Yes, please."
(F) Dick Scale says, "Yes, please."
DEAD: Elric Wolff says, "what happened to all the laser cannons tho"
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "FIGHT!!"
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "FUCK!!"
(F) Golliath states, "No ambrosia deus..."
The monkey (418) sneezes.
The mouse squeeks
Artyom Ivan sneezes.
(F) Brodie Moore says, "My feet..."
DEAD: ADMIN(MrStonedOne) says, "everybody was calling for death squad, this was a far bit better than that"
Dick Scale sneezes.
(F) Literal states, "I hate to have people fetching your unconcious lizard ass all the time."
DEAD: Pylote The Pink says, "Deathsquad vs Security vs Surviving Rebels"
Unknown sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Hides-Herself sneezes.
(F) Trevor Day yells, "HEY!!"
(F) Zheng Ho exclaims, "FUCK!"
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
(F) [Common] Ashren Plants says, "Alright, but I'm making everybody mechs."
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Alright, but I'm making everybody mechs."
Richard Long sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
(F) Literal states, "That's all."
Cornelius Black sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
(F) Trevor Day yells, "THERE!!"
(F) Yarix Marnou says, "FUCK"
DEAD: Pylote The Pink says, "That would be a clusterfuck"
Danny Schmidt puts the bruise pack into the bag of holding.
The monkey (213) jumps!
Lilah Pratt sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
(F) Hides-Herself exclaims, "Thanksss!"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
The mouse shakes
Eric Aultman sneezes.
(F) Yarix Marnou says, "Hello"
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Savanna Warren attaches the ÿSGL-6 grenade launcher to the ÿDurand
Bradley Prescott tries to remove Marina Diamandis's satchel.
Unknown sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Bradley Prescott tries to remove Marina Diamandis's revolver.
Zheng Ho gasps!
The monkey (407) sneezes.
Cornelius Black sneezes.
Yarix Marnou sneezes.
(F) Does-Her-Job hisses, "Thisss ssshift sssucksss"
The monkey (407) sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
DEAD: Blake Varis says, "I think next round, I might play a satanist chaplain. Mostly so I could offer soul selling services to people."
(F) Brodie Moore says, "I can't take the pain..."
The monkey (418) sneezes.
The monkey (407) sneezes.
Edgar Tireman sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
The monkey (813) sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
(F) Does-Her-Job hisses, "Alright what did i missssss"
(F) [Security] Danny Schmidt says, "I see you attempted to take down cargo."
(F) Danny Schmidt says, "I see you attempted to take down cargo."
The monkey (693) sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Artyom Ivan seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Issac Bluetenberger gasps!
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) Does-Her-Job hisses, "Comsss down?"
(F) Golliath states, "Lets go to the storage"
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
(F) [Security] Danny Schmidt says, "And were successful."
(F) Danny Schmidt says, "And were successful."
(F) Yarix Marnou says, "Hos"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Mark Grehenden has signed up as Medical Doctor."
(F) Literal states, "Mark Grehenden has signed up as Medical Doctor."
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale says, "Moron."
(F) Yarix Marnou says, "We did it"
Anton LaVey sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "That explains it"
(F) Brodie Moore says, "Arfff"
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Max Catleay sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
(F) [Security] Danny Schmidt says, "I was shot multiple times in the ordeal."
(F) Danny Schmidt says, "I was shot multiple times in the ordeal."
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Armoury was raided also"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "And yes"
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
(F) Ania Nowicka says, "Really..."
(F) Brodie Moore says, "UGHHH"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "We did it"
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Quinton Bould gasps!
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Catfish Jones sneezes.
The monkey (813) sneezes.
Quinton Bould gasps!
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "I WILL CONTACT CENTCOM!!"
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
(F) Yarix Marnou asks, "Fucking amazing, did cptn live?"
Max Catleay sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "THAT ITS DEALT WITH IT!!"
The monkey (457) sneezes.
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "AAA!!!!"
(F) Zheng Ho yells, "WELL SHIT!!!"
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "NOPE!!"
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "HES DEAD!!"
The monkey (813) sneezes.
Max Catleay sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Jasmine Sagan sneezes.
Catfish Jones sneezes.
Richard Long sneezes.
(F) Yarix Marnou says, "Great"
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "DUMB SO IS!!!!"
(F) Ashren Plants exclaims, "Sweet!"
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) Zheng Ho asks, "What did you do bro?"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Also i hate this virus"
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Brodie Moore gasps!
Max Catleay sneezes.
Richard Long sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale says, "He pulled this on me earlier."
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Hm cant seem to call the shuttle."
(F) Literal states, "Hm cant seem to call the shuttle."
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
(F) Savanna Warren says, "PEOPLE"
(F) Jim Woodward says, "If you need more I'll need to go back mining."
(F) [Security] Officer Beepsky beeps, "Detaining level 4 scumbag Zheng Ho in the ÿAft Primary Hallway."
Yarix Marnou sneezes.
The monkey (693) sneezes.
The monkey (418) jumps!
(F) Zheng Ho stammers, "OW-W!!!"
(F) Savanna Warren says, "TODAY WE LIBERATE CARGONIA"
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "freedom will neer die"
(F) Zheng Ho stammers, "FUC-C-CK-K-K-K M-M-ME!"
(F) [Common] Ania Nowicka says, "SINGULARITy"
(F) Ania Nowicka says, "SINGULARITy"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Anyway, we are losing air everywhere"
(F) Literal states, "Anyway, we are losing air everywhere"
The monkey (457) sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale says, "SHIT"
(F) [Common] Yarix Marnou asks, "AI Station dmg report?"
(F) Yarix Marnou says, "AI Station dmg report?"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Could someone be so kind"
(F) Literal states, "Could someone be so kind"
Anton LaVey sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
(F) [Security] Officer Beepsky beeps, "Detaining level 4 scumbag Zheng Ho in the ÿAft Primary Hallway."
(F) Dick Scale says, "SINGULO"
(F) [Common] Ania Nowicka says, "MEDBAY"
(F) Ania Nowicka says, "MEDBAY"
(F) Zheng Ho stammers, "H-HELP-P E!"
Edgar Tireman sneezes.
Yarix Marnou sneezes.
Emanuel Jayeson sneezes.
DEAD: Brodie Moore says, "AHAHAHAHAHA"
(F) Zheng Ho stammers, "H-HEL-LP-P M-ME M-MAN!"
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Ania Nowicka collapses!
(F) [Common] Max Catleay says, "CALL IT"
(F) Max Catleay says, "CALL IT"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Mya Quinn has signed up as Scientist."
(F) Literal states, "Mya Quinn has signed up as Scientist."
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the floor tile.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the syringe.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the floor tile.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the floor tile.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the first-aid kit.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the floor tile.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the brute trauma treatment kit.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the epinephrine bottle.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the morphine bottle.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the box of prescription glasses.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the first-aid kit.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the toxin treatment kit.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the toxin treatment kit.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the toxin treatment kit.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the floor tile.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the floor tile.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the floor tile.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the floor tile.
Marina Diamandis has been hit by the floor tile.
the body bags lands in the disposal unit.
the box of prescription glasses lands in the disposal unit.
the floor tile lands in the disposal unit.
the floor tile bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!
the floor tile lands in the disposal unit.
the morphine bottle lands in the disposal unit.
the floor tile lands in the disposal unit.
the floor tile lands in the disposal unit.
Ania Nowicka collapses!
the floor tile lands in the disposal unit.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Ania Nowicka collapses!
(F) [Common] Max Catleay says, "CALL THE SHUTTLE"
(F) Max Catleay says, "CALL THE SHUTTLE"
(F) [Common] Yarix Marnou says, "AI STATION DAMAGE REPORT"
(F) Yarix Marnou says, "AI STATION DAMAGE REPORT"
(F) Zheng Ho stammers, "Than-nk-ks b-b-br-r-r-ro."
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "my station will never succumb to tyranny"
The monkey (418) sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Ania Nowicka collapses!
(F) [Common] Literal states, "It says I must provide a reason, sorry."
(F) Literal states, "It says I must provide a reason, sorry."
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "ayyy I'm back so soon"
Max Catleay sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Ania Nowicka collapses!
DEAD: Brodie Moore says, "i didn't expect this"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "WOA"
(F) Shantae Zimmer asks, "Are you gonna call it?"
The monkey (418) sneezes.
Max Catleay sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Yarix Marnou sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
Ania Nowicka collapses!
Bradley Prescott collapses!
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Lots of damage."
(F) Literal states, "Lots of damage."
(F) Ashren Plants says, "MY"
Rey Dyohimplanther sniffs.
Bradley Prescott collapses!
(F) Ashren Plants says, "MEEEEEEEEEEECH"
(F) [Common] Dick Scale yells, "SINGULO!!"
(F) Dick Scale says, "SINGULO!!"
(F) [Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


Ho dear.

It appears the rebel leader went for a last sacrifice.

Il suggest holding on to your butts.


(F) [Common] Catfish Jones says, "Meteors"
(F) Catfish Jones says, "Meteors"
(F) [Security] Officer Beepsky beeps, "Detaining level 4 scumbag Zheng Ho in the ÿStarboard Primary Hallway."
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Bradley Prescott collapses!
The window was hit by the metal.
the floor tile bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!
The grille was hit by the pipe fitting.
The grille was hit by the pipe fitting.
Health Scanner HUD lands in the disposal unit.
the floor tile lands in the disposal unit.
the floor tile lands in the disposal unit.
the floor tile bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!
(F) [Common] newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
The monkey (457) sneezes.
Anton LaVey sneezes.
Lilah Pratt sneezes.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the floor tile.
The window was hit by the floor tile.
The window was hit by the floor tile.
(F) Dick Scale says, "OW."
(F) [Common] Max Catleay says, "REASON IS LAW 2"
(F) Max Catleay says, "REASON IS LAW 2"
(F) Kolton Bratton (as Unknown) yells, "Breaking news from Station Announcements !!! We have a probleme, the captain is crazy, he would blow up the station, kill him !!!"
(F) Zheng Ho stammers, "K-KIL-LL B-BEEP-P!"
The grille was hit by the floor tile.
The grille was hit by the floor tile.
The grille was hit by the metal.
Hides-Herself sneezes.
The grille was hit by the chemist satchel.
(F) Dick Scale says, "WHY."
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the floor tile.
The grille was hit by the floor tile.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the cable piece.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the pipe fitting.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the floor tile.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the pipe fitting.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the floor tile.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the floor tile.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the floor tile.
The grille was hit by the cable piece.
The grille was hit by the floor tile.
Trevor Day sneezes.
(F) [Command] Kolton Bratton yells, "Breaking news from Station Announcements !!! We have a probleme, the captain is crazy, he would blow up the station, kill him !!!"
(F) [Security] Kolton Bratton yells, "Breaking news from Station Announcements !!! We have a probleme, the captain is crazy, he would blow up the station, kill him !!!"
(F) [Common] Kolton Bratton yells, "Breaking news from Station Announcements !!! We have a probleme, the captain is crazy, he would blow up the station, kill him !!!"
The grille was hit by the shard.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the manifold fitting.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the shard.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the pipe fitting.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the floor tile.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the floor tile.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the floor tile.
The ÿcorgi has been hit by the floor tile.
The grille was hit by the bent pipe fitting.
The grille was hit by the beaker.
The grille was hit by the handcuffs.
DEAD: Ania Nowicka says, "Literally 4 minutes after my arrival..."
The grille was hit by the floor tile.
Unknown sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Cornelius Black collapses!
Mark Grehenden collapses!
ÿOdysseus is hit by the metal.
The grille was hit by the metal.
ÿOdysseus is hit by the shard.
(F) [Common] Richard Long yells, "SINGULO!!"
(F) Richard Long says, "SINGULO!!"
(F) Zheng Ho exclaims, "KILL BEEPS!"
(F) [Common] Catfish Jones asks, "Rebel leader?"
(F) Catfish Jones says, "Rebel leader?"
(F) [Security] Officer Beepsky beeps, "Detaining level 4 scumbag Zheng Ho in the ÿStarboard Primary Hallway."
Unknown sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Cornelius Black collapses!
Mark Grehenden collapses!
ÿOdysseus is hit by the floor tile.
ÿOdysseus is hit by the metal rod.
ÿOdysseus is hit by the metal rod.
ÿOdysseus is hit by the metal.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Mark Grehenden collapses!
(F) [Security] Officer Beepsky beeps, "Detaining level 4 scumbag Zheng Ho in the ÿStarboard Primary Hallway."
(F) [Common] Richard Long says, "BAR/KITCHEN KINDA"
(F) Richard Long says, "BAR/KITCHEN KINDA"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "And the coolest thing is"
The monkey (418) sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
Mark Grehenden collapses!
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "RUN!!"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "It literally says I must provide a reason when calling the shuttle even though i provided one."
(F) Literal states, "It literally says I must provide a reason when calling the shuttle even though i provided one."
(F) [Common] Yarix Marnou yells, "WE ALL GUNA DIE IF THIS STATION HAS TOO MANY HOLES!!"
(F) Yarix Marnou says, "WE ALL GUNA DIE IF THIS STATION HAS TOO MANY HOLES!!"
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "tyranny shall perish, forever"
(F) [Security] Officer Beepsky beeps, "Detaining level 4 scumbag Zheng Ho in the ÿCentral Primary Hallway."
Richard Long sneezes.
The monkey (407) sneezes.
The monkey (457) sneezes.
Lilah Pratt collapses!
The mouse shakes
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "and always"
The monkey (693) sneezes.
Lilah Pratt collapses!
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "RIP captain"
(F) Dick Scale says, "SHUTTLE SHUTTLE SHUTTLE"
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Lilah Pratt collapses!
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

holes in the station

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


(F) [Common] Richard Long says, "GET"
(F) Richard Long says, "GET"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Edgar Tireman collapses!
Lilah Pratt collapses!
Lilah Pratt gasps!
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Alright"
(F) Literal states, "Alright"
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "this really puts the petty feuds of humanity into context :^)"
Edgar Tireman sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Edgar Tireman collapses!
Lilah Pratt collapses!
Yarix Marnou collapses!
(F) Catfish Jones says, "SINGULOP"
Bradley Prescott seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) [Common] Literal states, "I was under the character limit nevermind"
(F) Literal states, "I was under the character limit nevermind"
Unknown sneezes.
Edgar Tireman collapses!
Lilah Pratt collapses!
Lilah Pratt gasps!
DEAD: Blake Varis says, "^^"
Rey Dyohimplanther sniffs.
Edgar Tireman collapses!
Lilah Pratt collapses!
Unknown sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Edgar Tireman collapses!
Lilah Pratt collapses!
Lilah Pratt gasps!
The monkey (693) gasps!
Richard Long sneezes.
Lilah Pratt collapses!
Telanin Korthus appears to be gasping!
Unknown gasps!
Unknown gasps!
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Also there is a singularity"
(F) Literal states, "Also there is a singularity"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Lilah Pratt collapses!
The monkey (813) gasps!
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Killing everyone"
(F) Literal states, "Killing everyone"
(F) [Common] Richard Long says, "YES"
(F) Richard Long says, "YES"
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "Well that was the best round I have ever played"
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Lilah Pratt collapses!
Anton LaVey sneezes.
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Lilah Pratt collapses!
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Unknown gasps!
The monkey (457) sneezes.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Boy am I glad I am not in the old AI location right now."
(F) Literal states, "Boy am I glad I am not in the old AI location right now."
The monkey (813) sneezes.
Unknown seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Anton LaVey gasps!
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Ass."
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
The monkey (813) gasps!
Pun Pun gasps!
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Anton LaVey gasps!
(F) [Common] Literal states, "I recommend you exit the station."
(F) Literal states, "I recommend you exit the station."
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Sorry for shooting you."
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
The monkey (407) gasps!
The monkey (813) gasps!
Unknown gasps!
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Via mining or SPACE"
(F) Literal states, "Via mining or SPACE"
The monkey (457) sneezes.
The monkey (813) sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
Boris gasps!
Jacob Roth-Ritchie gasps!
The monkey (418) sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "NO!!"
Boris gasps!
The monkey (813) gasps!
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Telanin Korthus sneezes.
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "PROBLEM!!"
Unknown gasps!
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "AAH!!"
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "THEY MESSED WITH IT!!"
Boris gasps!
Savanna Warren gasps!
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Mining is still somewhat intact"
(F) Literal states, "Mining is still somewhat intact"
(F) [Common] Richard Long says, "STUCK ON THE HOLODECK"
(F) Richard Long says, "STUCK ON THE HOLODECK"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Sigurd Snake-In-The-Eye gasps!
(F) Jim Woodward says, "Well."
Richard Long sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Yup"
(F) [Common] Mya Quinn says, "I sure and glad that he's out there and that we're in here"
(F) Mya Quinn says, "I sure and glad that he's out there and that we're in here"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom asks, "singularity?"
Zheng Ho sneezes.
(F) Jim Woodward says, "That was close."
Richard Long sneezes.
Savanna Warren gasps!
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "yessir"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "YUP"
(F) [Common] Literal queries, "Are you okay Ms Warren?"
(F) Literal queries, "Are you okay Ms Warren?"
Anton LaVey sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
The monkey (813) gasps!
Telanin Korthus appears to be gasping!
(F) [Common] Gaving Queery yells, "HOLODECK! WILL!!"
(F) Gaving Queery says, "HOLODECK! WILL!!"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "You dont look okay."
(F) Literal states, "You dont look okay."
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
(F) Ashren Plants says, "I am SO happy I got Sparky out"
(F) [Common] Richard Long yells, "AND THAT IM THE SHERIFF!!"
(F) Richard Long says, "AND THAT IM THE SHERIFF!!"
Unknown gasps!
(F) [Common] Literal states, "The HoS is dying in the cargo entrance"
(F) Literal states, "The HoS is dying in the cargo entrance"
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Or someone posing as her i dont know"
(F) Literal states, "Or someone posing as her i dont know"
Jacob Roth-Ritchie gasps!
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "no station of mine is going to be ruled by tyranny"
Emanuel Jayeson sneezes.
Jacob Roth-Ritchie seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Jim Woodward says, "There is another mech in there, access denied though."
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Anyway, yall doomed and I WARNED YOU"
(F) Literal states, "Anyway, yall doomed and I WARNED YOU"
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Damn"
The monkey (813) sneezes.
The monkey (418) sneezes.
The monkey (457) sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
The monkey (813) gasps!
(F) Ashren Plants says, "I can't"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Seem to move"
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Anton LaVey gasps!
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "zomg you set it loose? you monste"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "What the hell"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "the line was clearly crossed long ago"
Quinton Bould sniffs.
(F) [Common] Richard Long says, "FUck"
(F) Richard Long says, "FUck"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "and lets face it"
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
The monkey (813) gasps!
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
DEAD: Henderson Hall says, "noice"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "it was pretty sweet"
(F) Ashren Plants exclaims, "DAMN YOU GRAVITY!"
The monkey (813) sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
(F) Jim Woodward says, "No gravity I think."
Richard Long sneezes.
Anton LaVey sneezes.
Ashren Plants starts to climb into Sparky
Savanna Warren sneezes.
The monkey (813) gasps!
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "Next time we build cargonia"
(F) newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


Well.

That is the rebel problem definitly solved. Thanks to your captain's craziness.

"Long live freedom", indeed.


(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "Left pod in arrivals is intact."
(F) Dick Scale says, "Left pod in arrivals is intact."
(F) [Common] newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Trevor Day sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
Anton LaVey gasps!
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Richard go north"
(F) Literal states, "Richard go north"
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "it was, it was"
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "needs to be less of a clusterfuck"
The monkey (418) sneezes.
 That's ÿspace.
(F) Ashren Plants asks, "Can you build a wall next to me?"
(F) [Common] Richard Long says, "These might be my last words"
(F) Richard Long says, "These might be my last words"
(F) Golliath states, "Damn, dying of you own creation"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "It isnt"
(F) Issac Bluetenberger hisses, "LITTLE HELP?"
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
(F) [Common] Richard Long says, "YEP"
(F) Richard Long says, "YEP"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "RICHARD, GO NORTH"
(F) Literal states, "RICHARD, GO NORTH"
Catfish Jones sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Or grinders"
The monkey (418) sneezes.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
The monkey (813) gasps!
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Or a window"
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "This was amazing"
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "it was so dumb"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "but so good"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Punch your way through the walls and get the heck out Richard."
(F) Literal states, "Punch your way through the walls and get the heck out Richard."
DEAD: Henderson Hall says, "round been going on for two hours apparently"
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "also fuck you cargo, we got you"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "it was like"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Phew, thanks."
The monkey (418) sneezes.
The mouse squeeks
DEAD: Henderson Hall says, "SINGULOTH WELL DESERVED"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Great, someone bombed me."
(F) Literal states, "Great, someone bombed me."
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "Yarix"
Anton LaVey gasps!
(F) [Common] Catfish Jones yells, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
(F) Catfish Jones says, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
The monkey (813) sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
Richard Long collapses!
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "It was a clusterfuck what did you expect lol"
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "well thats what happens when old people play"
The monkey (813) gasps!
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "We didn't even know who was shooting"
(F) Does-Her-Job hisses, "REPORT IN!!"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "it was better than last round where tsar released aliens and they ate everything"
(F) Medibot beeps, "Mya Quinn, you appear to be injured!"
The monkey (418) sneezes.
The monkey (813) gasps!
Savanna Warren gasps!
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "Great fun"
Ashren Plants hits Sparky. Nothing happens
(F) Richard Long says, "FUCK"
Medibot is trying to inject Mya Quinn!
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Mya Quinn sniffs.
Anton LaVey seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Richard Long collapses!
The monkey (813) gasps!
(F) [Common] Literal states, "How utterly rude."
(F) Literal states, "How utterly rude."
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Righto"
Ashren Plants examines himself.
Ashren Plants starts to climb into Sparky
The monkey (813) gasps!
DEAD: Richard Long says, "ASS"
(F) Jim Woodward says, "I can go to the asteroid and get you a jetpack if you want."
Medibot is trying to inject Mya Quinn!
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Mya Quinn sniffs.
DEAD: Richard Long says, "FUCKING"
DEAD: Ania Nowicka says, "cap is worse than hitler"
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DEAD: Richard Long says, "DIcks"
Mya Quinn sniffs.
Medibot injects Mya Quinn with the syringe!
(F) Ashren Plants says, "I'm good, thanks"
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "So Uh if anyone wanna come live with me on the AI sat get over here"
(F) Literal states, "So Uh if anyone wanna come live with me on the AI sat get over here"
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "Cap was great"
The monkey (418) sneezes.
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "I could use some maintenance on my walls."
(F) Literal states, "I could use some maintenance on my walls."
(F) Gaving Queery says, "THERE!!"
Mya Quinn sniffs.
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "OMG That was the most fucked Cap ever, made for a lot of fun"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "HOLODECK THE!!"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale yells, "AYYY!!!"
The monkey (813) gasps!
(F) Does-Her-Job hisses, "Sssingu"
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "SINGULARITY!!!"
(F) Zheng Ho yells, "HELLO!!!"
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "I even have air and a secbot to keep you company."
(F) Literal states, "I even have air and a secbot to keep you company."
(F) Does-Her-Job hisses, "Wellf uck"
(F) [Common] Golliath states, "I am coming ai"
(F) Golliath states, "I am coming ai"
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Unknown repairs some damage to Sparky.
Unknown repairs some damage to Sparky.
Unknown repairs some damage to Sparky.
The monkey (418) sneezes.
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
(F) [Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "Security team"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Security team"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "I see."
(F) [Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "I repeat"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "I repeat"
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale yells, "LET'S ALL PILE UP AND MAKE ROOM FOR OTHERS!!!"
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
(F) newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


Atmospherics alert


The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.


Catfish Jones gasps!
(F) [Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "There are still some rebels loose"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "There are still some rebels loose"
(F) [Common] newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Ashren Plants starts to climb into Sparky
(F) [Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "And they used a durand on me"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "And they used a durand on me"
(F) Dick Scale yells, "OH GOD I'M SO HULKY!!"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "welcome to 2011-2012 /tg/station"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Yes."
(F) [Common] Literal states, "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND SHANTAE"
(F) Literal states, "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND SHANTAE"
The monkey (418) sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
(F) [Common] Shantae Zimmer says, "But luckily i destroyed in smoe seconds"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "But luckily i destroyed in smoe seconds"
(F) Jim Woodward says, "ITS COMING THIS WAY."
(F) [Common] Literal states, "The station is being BOMBED"
(F) Literal states, "The station is being BOMBED"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Lucky."
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Mya Quinn collapses!
(F) [Common] Literal states, "AND EATEN UP BY A SINGULARITY"
(F) Literal states, "AND EATEN UP BY A SINGULARITY"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "except imagine if this all happened in 30 minutes or less"
 That's a floor.
(F) [Common] Literal queries, "And you care about goddman revels?"
(F) Literal queries, "And you care about goddman revels?"
Dick Scale sniffs.
Ashren Plants sniffs.
Ashren Plants sniffs.
(F) Ashren Plants says, "SHIT"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "FROM WHERE"
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
DEAD: Henderson Hall says, "what exactly happened this round"
DEAD: Ania Nowicka says, "holy fuck"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Well now you're unconcious in engineering"
(F) Literal states, "Well now you're unconcious in engineering"
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
The mouse shakes
DEAD: Henderson Hall says, "just got here"
Sparky starts to drill the reinforced window
(F) Jim Woodward says, "The left"
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "I remeber those days... amazing times"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "well"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Floating in space"
(F) Literal states, "Floating in space"
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Good luck"
(F) Literal states, "Good luck"
Catfish Jones screams!
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "sec was doing things"
Sparky starts to drill the grille
DEAD: Ania Nowicka says, "that meteor that rekd hos"
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "Henderson"
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
(F) Jim Woodward says, "Up the main corridoor."
DEAD: Richard Long says, "im pretty salty cos missed out greentext"
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "We made Cargonia"
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
The monkey (213) gasps!
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "the captain ordered us to give out guns"
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "Centcomm sent inspecters in"
DEAD: Henderson Hall says, "fancy"
Rey Dyohimplanther gasps!
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "and he orderd the HoP to give out access"
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "They gave sec pulse rifles"
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "NO!!!"
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "Big fight"
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
DEAD: Maria Fontaine says, "Now this."
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "we gave out both"
Quinton Bould sniffs.
Telanin Korthus appears to be gasping!
(F) Dick Scale says, "That was rich, though."
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
The monkey (457) sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale says, "CE pulled an esword on me."
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
Ashren Plants sniffs.
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "I fucked with telecomms for over 40 ,minutes"
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "THIS VIRUS HAS IT THINGS!!"
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "The sec intercome funded fight was the best"
(F) Dick Scale says, "So I killed him with it."
Telanin Korthus sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Savanna Warren gasps!
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "freedom lives on"
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
The monkey (457) gasps!
Savanna Warren gasps!
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
The monkey (457) gasps!
Telanin Korthus appears to be gasping!
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Noice."
Trevor Day sneezes.
Quinton Bould sneezes.
Savanna Warren gasps!
(F) Literal states, "Ms Zimmer, CEASE AGGRESSIONS"
*---------*
This is  Does-Her-Job!
It is wearing  a security hardsuit helmet on its head.
It is wearing  a security hardsuit.
It is carrying  an emergency oxygen tank on its security hardsuit.
It has  a security satchel on its back.
It is holding  a laser cannon in its right hand.
It has  a security belt about its waist.
It is wearing  PDA-Does-Her-Job (Security Officer).
It has pale skin.
*---------*
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Savanna Warren gasps!
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
The monkey (457) gasps!
Telanin Korthus appears to be gasping!
(F) Dick Scale says, "Tried to act like he didn't do anything later."
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Sup"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
The monkey (457) gasps!
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "That was the only firefight I've ever really had, and I played this game in 2012"
Savanna Warren sniffs.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Ms Zimmer, CEASE AGGRESSIONS"
(F) Literal states, "Ms Zimmer, CEASE AGGRESSIONS"
(F) Dick Scale says, "Like there was a gap."
(F) Does-Her-Job asks, "Anyone elssse make it?"
Ashren Plants sniffs.
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Um"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Maybe"
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "Between two equally armed forces"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "The station is in a bad enough state without your zealous shooting"
(F) Literal states, "The station is in a bad enough state without your zealous shooting"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "I've had loads of firefights"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
(F) [Command] ÿGetmore Chocolate Corp beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
(F) [Common] ÿGetmore Chocolate Corp beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Gaving Queery sneezes.
The mouse runs in a circle
DEAD: Catfish Jones says, "that was one clusterfuck round"
(F) Dick Scale says, "Hilariously, I killed him right by where he first drew it."
(F) [Common] Literal states, "And also, because of it."
(F) Literal states, "And also, because of it."
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "that was a decent one"
Dick Scale sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Bjorn Ironside sneezes.
The monkey (457) gasps!
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
Savanna Warren gasps!
(F) Zheng Ho asks, "Why was he trying to kill you?"
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "Well the rules of the game kinda prevent it most of the time"
DEAD: Blake Varis says, "I've had a couple of firefights here and there"
DEAD: Zol Interbottom says, "very fun aside from the pulse destroyer"
Trevor Day sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale yells, "HE'S AN IDIOT!!!"
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The monkey (457) sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Savanna Warren gasps!
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Savanna Warren gasps!
Zheng Ho laughs.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale yells, "OR RATHER, HE WAS AN IDIOT!!!"
Savanna Warren sniffs.
The monkey (457) gasps!
(F) Jim Woodward says, "AI, fancy letting me in? I'm coming to live with you."
(F) Dick Scale yells, "GAHAHAHA!!!"
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
The monkey (457) gasps!
(F) [Common] Quinton Bould asks, "So singuloth is loose?"
(F) Quinton Bould says, "So singuloth is loose?"
Robotic Talk, Literal queries, "are you okay?"
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "cause its TG, there is not many everyone kills everything rounds"
OOC: Kavaloosh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOa7NK_BGs0
Savanna Warren sneezes.
DEAD: Blake Varis says, "Or, at least one that I remember"
(F) [Common] Ashren Plants says, "Yup"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Yup"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Yes."
(F) Literal states, "Yes."
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Savanna Warren gasps!
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Also random bombs"
(F) Literal states, "Also random bombs"
Ashren Plants sniffs.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Shit"
(F) Kolton Bratton (as Unknown) yells, "The spider clan is under attack !!!"
(F) [Command] Kolton Bratton yells, "The spider clan is under attack !!!"
(F) [Security] Kolton Bratton yells, "The spider clan is under attack !!!"
(F) [Common] Kolton Bratton yells, "The spider clan is under attack !!!"
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
The monkey (457) gasps!
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Shes dying"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "I think we are being shelled by something"
(F) Literal states, "I think we are being shelled by something"
The monkey (457) gasps!
Quinton Bould gasps!
(F) [Common] Jim Woodward says, "AI, fancy letting me in? I'm coming to live with you."
(F) Jim Woodward says, "AI, fancy letting me in? I'm coming to live with you."
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
The monkey (457) gasps!
Lucas Christopher puts the telescopic shield into the satchel.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
The monkey (457) gasps!
Savanna Warren gasps!
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
(F) [Common] Gaving Queery yells, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!!!"
(F) Gaving Queery says, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!!!"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Savanna Warren gasps!
(F) Literal states, ",Whats your location jim"
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Savanna Warren gasps!
DEAD: ADMIN(MrStonedOne) says, "i better see long detailed posts about this in the stories of awesomeness thread. "
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
The parrot looks in the bluespace beaker's direction and takes flight.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Where are you jim"
(F) Literal states, "Where are you jim"
Savanna Warren gasps!
The monkey (457) gasps!
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Ah"
(F) Literal states, "Ah"
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Savanna Warren sneezes.
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "indeed"
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Save her mimne"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "I know it been a fight"
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Dick Scale sighs.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "But still"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Woops"
(F) Literal states, "Woops"
(F) Dick Scale says, "Gonna be a long wait."
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "wow I can't believe people have survived singuloth"
DEAD: Blake Varis asks, "Wait, there's a thread like that on the forums?"
(F) Dick Scale says, "There's room."
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Savanna Warren gasps!
(F) Zheng Ho yells, "YEP!!!"
(F) A.S.S states, "Hello"
(F) Kolton Bratton (as Unknown) says, "Hi ASS"
(F) Dick Scale says, "naw worries."
(F) [Command] A.S.S states, "Hello"
(F) [Security] A.S.S states, "Hello"
(F) [Common] A.S.S states, "Hello"
(F) [Command] Kolton Bratton says, "Hi ASS"
(F) [Security] Kolton Bratton says, "Hi ASS"
(F) [Common] Kolton Bratton says, "Hi ASS"
(F) A.S.S states, "Hi Kolton"
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "KNOW!!"
(F) Jim Woodward says, "Ow."
DEAD: ADMIN(MrStonedOne) says, "yes"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Disabled them"
(F) Literal states, "Disabled them"
(F) [Command] A.S.S states, "Hi Kolton"
(F) [Security] A.S.S states, "Hi Kolton"
(F) [Common] A.S.S states, "Hi Kolton"
Zheng Ho sneezes.
DEAD: Blake Varis says, "Huh, I better check it out sometime then"
(F) A.S.S states, "Lets be best friends"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Those precise meteors"
 That's KEEP CLEAR: DOCKING AREA.
A warning sign which reads 'KEEP CLEAR OF DOCKING AREA'.
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "BUT WATCH GOING!!"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Right"
(F) Zheng Ho asks, "Gaving?"
(F) Lucas Christopher yells, "HELLO!!!"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "When we get to centcom"
(F) [Security] A.S.S states, "Lets be best friends"
(F) [Common] A.S.S states, "Lets be best friends"
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Ashren Plants sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
Quinton Bould sniffs.
DEAD: Yarix Marnou asks, "Where would the tread be?"
(F) Literal states, "turned em off"
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale asks, "Hm?"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "We're gonna FUCK EM UP"
(F) Zheng Ho exclaims, "Holy shit!"
(F) Literal states, "can you drag the floor bot"
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) Literal states, "into the core"
DEAD: ADMIN(MrStonedOne) says, "make sure you are on the right forums. tgstation13.org and not ss13.eu. incase you missed the news a year ago"
Dick Scale sniffs.
The monkey (457) gasps!
(F) Kolton Bratton (as Unknown) yells, "Yes !!!"
(F) Dick Scale yells, "LOTTA FUCKIN BLASTS!!!"
Does-Her-Job laughs
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
(F) [Common] Quinton Bould asks, "Where is singuloth?"
(F) Quinton Bould says, "Where is singuloth?"
(F) Does-Her-Job hisses, "Good luck with that budy"
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "What was the news a year ago"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Unsure"
(F) Literal states, "Unsure"
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "NEAR WENT!!"
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "BOMB!!"
Savanna Warren sneezes.
(F) Literal states, "can you grab this bot here"
(F) Does-Her-Job hisses, "I mean there are only three of usss"
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "I've been meaning to ask who runs this server now"
(F) Ashren Plants asks, "Hah, are you staying here?"
(F) Lucas Christopher says, "I have a laser cannon, adv energy gun, and an SMG..."
Dick Scale sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer gasps!
Shantae Zimmer gasps!
(F) Dick Scale says, "I can barely understand you."
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "SoS"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Litterly"
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
The parrot looks in Quinton Bould's direction and takes flight.
Lucas Christopher puts the telescopic shield into the satchel.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Whole escape"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "I've got my BIG. STOMPY. MECH."
DEAD: Yarix Marnou asks, "Admin could you start a thread and link?"
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "Oh, I see, is Errorage still around"
(F) Zheng Ho asks, "Are you okay Gaving?"
(F) Kolton Bratton (as Unknown) says, "Did you know where am I"
DEAD: ADMIN(MrStonedOne) says, "erro got kicked out of his position of webhost, and i took over."
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside gasps!
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "nope"
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Savanna Warren sniffs.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) [Common] Golliath states, "Haha, seeing the oxygen deprivated humans are good"
(F) Golliath states, "Haha, seeing the oxygen deprivated humans are good"
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "#whoa"
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "SAING THE EXPLODED HALLWAY!!"
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) Does-Her-Job hisses, "You can keep i"
Savanna Warren sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
(F) A.S.S queries, "Did I know where you are am?"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Together we can destroy anybody trying to kill us"
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer gasps!
DEAD: Ania Nowicka says, "hos confirmed unrobust"
Lucas Christopher puts the advanced energy gun into the satchel.
(F) [Common] Gaving Queery yells, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!!!"
(F) Gaving Queery says, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!!!"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "It is kind of fun to watch"
(F) Literal states, "It is kind of fun to watch"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
DEAD: ADMIN(Stickymayhem) says, "This happened like a year ago man"
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside gasps!
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Oh my word."
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Which will be centcomm."
(F) [Common] Gaving Queery yells, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!!!"
(F) Gaving Queery says, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!!!"
(F) Gaving Queery says, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!!!"
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "I remember a lot of the old players left to create an ArmA clan or something"
(F) Dick Scale says, "wot a weird guy."
Emanuel Jayeson sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) Kolton Bratton (as Unknown) says, "Yes"
(F) [Common] Gaving Queery yells, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!"
(F) Gaving Queery says, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!"
(F) [Common] Gaving Queery yells, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!!!"
(F) Gaving Queery says, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!!!"
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Telanin Korthus seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "I last played in like 2013"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Kinda funny though."
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Bjorn Ironside collapses!
(F) A.S.S states, "My memory indicates this is the pirate radio station"
(F) Jim Woodward says, "Woah."
Trevor Day sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
DEAD: ADMIN(Stickymayhem) says, "That was erro yeah"
(F) Dick Scale says, "WAIT WHAT'S WITH MY VOICE"
Savanna Warren seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "yep, canadian-pharmacy"
DEAD: ADMIN(Stickymayhem) says, "the arma clan was fun"
(F) Lucas Christopher exclaims, "Hey! Rey!"
(F) Dick Scale says, "What."
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Lucas Christopher puts the telescopic shield into the satchel.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Rebels"
(F) Dick Scale says, "What."
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Ashren Plants sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Die"
(F) Zheng Ho asks, "What do you mean?"
Emanuel Jayeson sneezes.
(F) [Common] Golliath states, "Our great enemy is the virologist"
(F) Golliath states, "Our great enemy is the virologist"
(F) Dick Scale says, "The."
DEAD: Telanin Korthus says, "Well that was fun."
DEAD: ADMIN(Stickymayhem) says, "I thought it was wildhogs"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) Literal states, "Hey there buddy"
DEAD: Telanin Korthus says, "Sorry we dragged out the rounds."
(F) Literal states, "If you get the floor bot in here"
(F) Kolton Bratton (as Unknown) says, "Did you know other station like this one"
Lucas Christopher points to the advanced energy gun
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
DEAD: Telanin Korthus says, "Round"
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "same thing"
(F) Dick Scale says, "My voice gets weird."
(F) Rey Dyohimplanther asks, "Yes?"
(F) Literal states, "It helps with the repairs"
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale says, "There."
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Lucas Christopher points to the advanced energy gun
(F) A.S.S states, "I have information from databases"
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale says, "Yeesh."
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer gasps!
(F) Zheng Ho says, "I did not notice."
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Robotic Talk, Literal states, "yay I got a miner to come live here"
(F) Lucas Christopher says, "Have it."
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the handcuffs.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer gasps!
DEAD: Pylote The Pink says, "its wildhogs-canadianpharmacy or something"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "We're gonna come outta that shuttle and blow apart Centcomm"
Dick Scale sneezes.
(F) Kolton Bratton (as Unknown) says, "I know abandonned station, russian station, abandoned teleporter"
(F) Dick Scale says, "S'not yer voice."
(F) Lucas Christopher says, "Or an SMG."
(F) Dick Scale says, "THERE"
(F) Dick Scale says, "YOU"
(F) Rey Dyohimplanther says, "Cool thing"
(F) Dick Scale says, "yer"
(F) Jim Woodward says, "I couldnt pull it along for some reason."
(F) Dick Scale says, "yer"
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Quinton Bould sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale says, "Oh god"
DEAD: Marina Diamandis asks, "What about HBL and anon3?"
Dick Scale sniffs.
(F) Dick Scale says, "Oh god i'm freaking out"
(F) Zheng Ho yells, "ARE YOU OKAY?!!"
Eric Aultman sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale says, "I DON'T KNOW"
(F) [Common] Zheng Ho yells, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "I know god..."
Dick Scale sniffs.
(F) Dick Scale says, "DO NOT DO THAT"
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
(F) Zheng Ho yells, "FINE!!!"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "What have i done..."
(F) [Common] Golliath states, "Im coming."
(F) Golliath states, "Im coming."
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "I mean"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Satan"
DEAD: ADMIN(MrStonedOne) says, "https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=57 post about this round in here"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Wait"
(F) Kolton Bratton (as Unknown) says, "This is the first time i see this pirate statioj"
DEAD: Marina Diamandis asks, "And van Skorvold?"
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "HBL is gone, anon doesnt play but he's headmin"
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Why isnt my fault satan"
(F) A.S.S states, "GOod job"
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "I thought you was evil"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "skorvy is admin"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
DEAD: Pylote The Pink says, "Skorvold plays on Basil mostly"
(F) A.S.S queries, "Are you going to miss the shuttle?"
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "I kinda remember HBL being burnt out even when I played so"
Ashren Plants sneezes.
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "wot AM I"
(F) Dick Scale says, "wot AM I"
DEAD: Pylote The Pink says, "and is an admin"
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
(F) Literal states, "j just try to pull it"
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "OH GOD"
(F) Dick Scale says, "OH GOD"
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer shrugs.
Rey Dyohimplanther has thrown the diamond.
(F) [Common] Zheng Ho yells, "DANGER ZONE!!!!!"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "DANGER ZONE!!!!!"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Well..."
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "wot IS WRONG WITH MY VOICE"
(F) Dick Scale says, "wot IS WRONG WITH MY VOICE"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "I will ask centcom..."
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sighs.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) Zheng Ho says, "I do not know what you mean."
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "VIROLOGIST YOU DID THIS"
(F) Dick Scale says, "VIROLOGIST YOU DID THIS"
Quinton Bould sneezes.
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "a lot of things changed but a lot stayed the same~"
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "wot IS yer PROBLEM"
(F) Dick Scale says, "wot IS yer PROBLEM"
Shantae Zimmer gasps!
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "AUGH"
(F) Dick Scale says, "AUGH"
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "catfish jones was the hero this station needed"
Shantae Zimmer gasps!
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Andrea Stainford has signed up as Security Officer."
(F) Literal states, "Andrea Stainford has signed up as Security Officer."
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
(F) Lucas Christopher asks, "Hey? Need a gun?"
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Its okay Jim"
(F) Literal states, "Its okay Jim"
(F) Kolton Bratton says, "How to return at shuttle"
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "I even say Homu Homu (Cara o'connor?) yesterday"
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Ashren Plants sneezes.
Lucas Christopher points to the advanced energy gun
Dick Scale sniffs.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "I can live with the vacuum too i guess"
(F) Literal states, "I can live with the vacuum too i guess"
(F) Rey Dyohimplanther asks, "What..?"
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
(F) Zheng Ho exclaims, "HI!"
(F) [Common] Ashren Plants says, "Welcome to the danger zone, Andrea."
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Welcome to the danger zone, Andrea."
Dick Scale sniffs.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Hi"
(F) Dick Scale says, "There's room."
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Ashren Plants sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale says, "Make sure to lay down."
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Also"
(F) Dick Scale says, "So others can fit in."
(F) Does-Her-Job hisses, "Ssshuttle sssoon fellow crewmembersss"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "I have a question..."
(F) [Common] Andrea Stainford says, "AAAA"
(F) Andrea Stainford says, "AAAA"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) [Common] Andrea Stainford says, "WHERE IM"
(F) Andrea Stainford says, "WHERE IM"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "If we arrivere at centcom"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Ho yeah"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
(F) Lucas Christopher says, "One minute."
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Can you please.."
(F) [AI Private] ÿFloorbot beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "KILL ME!!"
(F) Kolton Bratton says, "And have you got a technic for have repere in space"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "I don't think it will be empty, boys."
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) Lucas Christopher yells, "ISH!!!"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Arrival shuttle, station is wrecked."
(F) Literal states, "Arrival shuttle, station is wrecked."
(F) Zheng Ho asks, "Why?"
(F) Dick Scale says, "...."
(F) [AI Private] ÿFloorbot beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
(F) [Common] Andrea Stainford says, "I CANT GET OUT"
(F) Andrea Stainford says, "I CANT GET OUT"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Before something bad happens again"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "Be prepared to fight."
(F) Dick Scale says, "Why."
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "you guys remember the drama between basil and badger...that was the silliest shit ever"
(F) [AI Private] ÿFloorbot beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
(F) [AI Private] ÿFloorbot beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale says, "Lay down."
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "I made this fight"
(F) [AI Private] ÿFloorbot beeps, "Unable to start patrol."
Andrea Stainford gasps!
(F) newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


We having some trouble detecting your station fellas. We have a rough estimate of the old evacuation docks but if you've moved for some reason it might be helpful to give us the new coords.


DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "terry won"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Get into the pods north of you"
(F) Literal states, "Get into the pods north of you"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Andrea Stainford gasps!
(F) Zheng Ho asks, "I mean I will, but why?"
(F) Dick Scale says, "Shantae, lay down."
(F) [Common] newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) [Common] Jim Woodward says, "I got it AI."
(F) [AI Private] Jim Woodward says, "I got it AI."
(F) Jim Woodward says, "I got it AI."
(F) A.S.S states, "Sorry what?"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
Quinton Bould sneezes.
Andrea Stainford gasps!
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "We fought at cargo"
Andrea Stainford gasps!
(F) Dick Scale says, "I got the proper equipment."
Lucas Christopher puts the prototype SMG into the satchel.
(F) Zheng Ho yells, "IT SEEMS LIKE IT WAS EPIC!!!"
Robotic Talk, Literal states, "can you drag the floor bot into my core"
(F) Does-Her-Job hisses, "PANIC"
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "WATCH!!"
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Against the rebels"
Zheng Ho sneezes.
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "POD ONE!!"
(F) Andrea Stainford says, "WHATT"
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
(F) A.S.S states, "Look at that"
Lucas Christopher sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "OTHER HOLE!!"
(F) [AI Private] Golliath states, "Again, we encounter."
(F) Golliath states, "Again, we encounter."
Eric Aultman sneezes.
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "FOLLOW!!"
(F) [AI Private] Golliath states, "Good job miner"
(F) Golliath states, "Good job miner"
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) [Common] Quinton Bould asks, "Is singuloth still lurking?"
(F) Quinton Bould says, "Is singuloth still lurking?"
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
(F) Kolton Bratton says, "How to know wheere i am in space"
(F) Dick Scale says, "Ugh. that's wot this galaxy needs, MORE freeloaders."
(F) Andrea Stainford says, "I cant se you"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "My whole security team probaly died"
Dick Scale sniffs.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Quinton Bould sneezes.
(F) ÿRobust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
Trevor Day sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) Golliath states, "Hi master!"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Well shit."
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "I wonder how many will make it off"
(F) Jim Woodward says, "Ah crap I need food."
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) [Common] Lucas Christopher asks, "Anyone got armour?"
(F) Lucas Christopher says, "Anyone got armour?"
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Sparky starts to drill Security Escape Airlock
(F) Shantae Zimmer exclaims, "Andrea!"
(F) Dick Scale says, "Hey, not all of them."
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Nevermind I guess"
Eric Aultman sneezes.
(F) Andrea Stainford says, "Ollo"
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale says, "Andrea, lay down."
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Sup bitch."
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "A lot more than I expected."
(F) Literal states, "Hey there buddy"
DEAD: Max Catleay says, "i wish there was a way to control the singulo for ghosts"
Trevor Day sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
Sparky starts to drill Security Escape Airlock
(F) Dick Scale says, "Oh you already did."
(F) [Common] Andrea Stainford yells, "WHAT IS GOING ON !!"
(F) Andrea Stainford says, "WHAT IS GOING ON !!"
(F) Literal states, "Hows life going"
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "That would be madness"
Trevor Day sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Quinton Bould sneezes.
(F) Golliath states, "I took a photo of you"
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "ohoh shit"
Trevor Day sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "Didn't it used to be attracted to ghosts or something"
DEAD: ADMIN(Stickymayhem) says, "oh fuck escape"
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "THANKS TO CENTCOM!!"
(F) Literal states, "THe meatbags seem to be in quite the trouble"
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "WE WON THIS FIGHT!!"
Does-Her-Job sneezes.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) Zheng Ho exclaims, "We out!"
(F) A.S.S states, "Good job"
Emanuel Jayeson has thrown the shard.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
DEAD: ADMIN(Stickymayhem) says, "nar sie is attracted to cultists"
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "escape is about to get fucked"
(F) [Common] Lucas Christopher exclaims, "Singulo north!"
(F) Lucas Christopher says, "Singulo north!"
(F) Golliath states, "Unless the miner"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Ashren Plants sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "BECAUSE THEY SENDED US WEAPONRY!!"
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
The grille was hit by the metal.
The grille was hit by the cigarette butt.
The grille was hit by the shard.
(F) Dick Scale says, "Sent."
Does-Her-Job fires the hybrid taser!
Does-Her-Job has been hit by the cigarette butt.
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
Does-Her-Job has been hit by the metal.
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
The grille was hit by the floor tile.
The grille was hit by the shard.
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


(F) Ashren Plants says, "Shit"
DEAD: ADMIN(Stickymayhem) says, "JESUS"
Quinton Bould sneezes.
Andrea Stainford sniffs.
Andrea Stainford sniffs.
Lucas Christopher has been hit by Dr. Gibb.
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
(F) Dick Scale says, "Not sended."
(F) [Common] Quinton Bould asks, "Of where?"
(F) Quinton Bould says, "Of where?"
Does-Her-Job fires the hybrid taser!
(F) Dick Scale says, "Sent."
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
The grille was hit by the metal.
The grille was hit by the carpet.
The grille was hit by the emergency oxygen tank.
The grille was hit by the breath mask.
The grille was hit by the shard.
The grille was hit by the shard.
(F) A.S.S states, "Recommended to take pods"
(F) Andrea Stainford yells, "WHO IS FIGHTING !!"
(F) Literal states, "If you need power there is some south of my core"
DEAD: Blake Varis exclaims, "Ahahaha!"
Ashren Plants sneezes.
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
The grille was hit by the floor tile.
The grille was hit by the carpet.
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
The grille was hit by the pipe fitting.
The grille was hit by the carpet.
The grille was hit by the floor tile.
The grille was hit by the cable piece.
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
Rey Dyohimplanther has been hit by the metal rod.
The grille was hit by the floor tile.
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
Rey Dyohimplanther has been hit by the shard.
Rey Dyohimplanther has been hit by the metal rod.
The grille was hit by the shard.
DEAD: Max Catleay says, "wow"
The grille was hit by the metal.
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "ahaha"
Sparky starts to drill the grille
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Lucas Christopher has been hit by the floor tile.
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
The grille was hit by the floor tile.
The grille was hit by the breath mask.
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the advanced matter bin.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the advanced matter bin.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the nano-manipulator.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the nano-manipulator.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the advanced matter bin.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the nano-manipulator.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the advanced scanning module.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the nano-manipulator.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the high-power micro-laser.
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the micro-manipulator.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the matter bin.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the nano-manipulator.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the nano-manipulator.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the scanning module.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the micro-manipulator.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the micro-laser.
Sparky is hit by the metal rod.
Sparky is hit by the metal rod.
The grille was hit by the shard.
The grille was hit by the emergency oxygen tank.
The grille was hit by the shard.
The grille was hit by the shard.
The grille was hit by the shard.
The advanced energy gun bounces off the Sparky armor
Sparky is hit by the shard.
Sparky is hit by the metal rod.
Sparky is hit by the shard.
Sparky is hit by the pocket crowbar.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "We"
Research and Development Desk was hit by the advanced matter bin.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the advanced matter bin.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the nano-manipulator.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the nano-manipulator.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the advanced matter bin.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the nano-manipulator.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the advanced scanning module.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the nano-manipulator.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the high-power micro-laser.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the micro-manipulator.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the matter bin.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the nano-manipulator.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the nano-manipulator.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the scanning module.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the micro-manipulator.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the micro-laser.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the floor tile.
The grille was hit by the metal rod.
The grille was hit by the shard.
DEAD: Blake Varis exclaims, "Hail singuloth!"
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "good work admins"
DEAD: Henderson Hall says, "glorious"
(F) [Common] Golliath queries, "Has anyone used the drones yet?"
(F) Golliath states, "Has anyone used the drones yet?"
Research and Development Desk was hit by the floor tile.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the scrubber fitting.
Research and Development Desk was hit by the black shoes.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Karenza Haggerty has signed up as Medical Doctor."
(F) Literal states, "Karenza Haggerty has signed up as Medical Doctor."
(F) Zheng Ho asks, "What is with this station and proper grammer?"
Ashren Plants has been hit by the floor tile.
Rey Dyohimplanther sneezes.
(F) Jim Woodward says, "Borg can you pull that floorbot?"
(F) Ashren Plants says, "NOO"
Dick Scale sneezes.
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Hello?"
DEAD: Ashren Plants says, "MY MECH"
Central Command Update


Well we missed but OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT


(F) Jim Woodward says, "In here?"
(F) [Common] newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
(F) Dick Scale says, "OH GOD"
DEAD: Hides-Herself says, "RIP"
Dick Scale sniffs.
(F) [Common] Dick Scale says, "wot wot DID THEY DO"
(F) Dick Scale says, "wot wot DID THEY DO"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale says, "OH GOD MY VOICE"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
DEAD: Ashren Plants says, "What in gods name happened to the shuttle"
(F) Dick Scale yells, "WOT AM I!!"
Trevor Day sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "HERE!!!!"
DEAD: Max Catleay says, "no singulo,dont go away"
DEAD: Ashren Plants says, "Why did it go to fucking RnD"
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "THIS COME!!!!"
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "no more shuttle"
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Quinton Bould sneezes.
(F) Zheng Ho yells, "IS DICK GOING CRAZY?!!"
(F) Jim Woodward says, "You try, borg."
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale says, "I'M ALREADY THERE"
(F) Andrea Stainford yells, "WHAT IS GOING ON EVERYTHINK IS EXPLODE !!"
(F) [AI Private] Jim Woodward says, "Borg?"
(F) Jim Woodward says, "Borg?"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
(F) Golliath states, "He wasnt with any viruses"
Karenza Haggerty gasps!
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Boom"
(F) Golliath states, "Wow"
(F) [AI Private] ÿFloorbot beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
Andrea Stainford sniffs.
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "TO POD!!"
(F) [AI Private] ÿFloorbot beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "NOT OTHER!!"
(F) [AI Private] ÿFloorbot beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "THIS!!"
(F) [Common] Dick Scale yells, "GWAR!!!"
(F) Dick Scale says, "GWAR!!!"
(F) [AI Private] ÿFloorbot beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
OOC: MatrixOne: what is this song called?
Trevor Day sneezes.
Quinton Bould sneezes.
(F) [AI Private] ÿFloorbot beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Robotic Talk, Literal states, "mind dragging the floor bot"
(F) Andrea Stainford yells, "SYNDICATE ?!!"
(F) [AI Private] ÿFloorbot beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Sup."
Robotic Talk, Literal states, "to the hull breach"
(F) [AI Private] ÿFloorbot beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
(F) Dick Scale says, "Lay down."
(F) [AI Private] Jim Woodward says, "See?"
(F) Jim Woodward says, "See?"
DEAD: ADMIN(Stickymayhem) says, "This could not be worse. Now toxins has broken to flood the shuttle"
(F) [AI Private] ÿFloorbot beeps, "Unable to start patrol."
Andrea Stainford sniffs.
DEAD: Marina Diamandis says, "The server crashed for me"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
(F) Dick Scale says, "We need to fit everyone in here."
Quinton Bould sneezes.
(F) [Common] Quinton Bould yells, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
(F) Quinton Bould says, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
Trevor Day sneezes.
Quinton Bould sneezes.
Quinton Bould sneezes.
(F) [AI Private] Jim Woodward says, "Cant pull the fucker."
(F) Jim Woodward says, "Cant pull the fucker."
(F) Zheng Ho exclaims, "Bring that ass 'ere boi!"
(F) [Common] Quinton Bould yells, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
(F) Quinton Bould says, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
Trevor Day sneezes.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "I turned it off jim"
(F) Literal states, "I turned it off jim"
(F) [Common] Quinton Bould yells, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
(F) Quinton Bould says, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
(F) Jim Woodward says, "There."
Zheng Ho sneezes.
(F) Quinton Bould yells, "NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH!!!"
(F) Quinton Bould yells, "NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH!!!"
Gaving Queery sneezes.
OOC: MatrixOne: what's the name of this song
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "I think you couldnt drag it while it was on"
(F) Literal states, "I think you couldnt drag it while it was on"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "I been trough many things"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "And survived.."
Zheng Ho sneezes.
(F) [Common] Quinton Bould asks, "Anyone know where the AI is?"
(F) Quinton Bould says, "Anyone know where the AI is?"
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Baton to the face"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
OOC: Stickymayhem: classical gas
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "this is magical"
(F) [Common] Quinton Bould yells, "I MEAN SINGULARITY!!!"
(F) Quinton Bould says, "I MEAN SINGULARITY!!!"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "I'm southeast of engineering"
(F) Literal states, "I'm southeast of engineering"
Dick Scale sniffs.
Dick Scale sneezes.
The mouse shakes
(F) [Common] Literal states, "With my miner bros"
(F) Literal states, "With my miner bros"
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "And a meteorite to the face"
Dick Scale sniffs.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Andrea Stainford sniffs.
OOC: Stickymayhem: It's groovy
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Sounds hot."
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Christiane Stahl has signed up as Station Engineer."
(F) Literal states, "Christiane Stahl has signed up as Station Engineer."
(F) [Common] Literal states, "You are free to join"
(F) Literal states, "You are free to join"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
Andrea Stainford sniffs.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Also sure does hurt"
Andrea Stainford sniffs.
OOC: MatrixOne: is gud
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Christiane Stahl gasps!
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "But this virus..."
(F) [Common] Quinton Bould says, "Naw I was just walking in space."
(F) Quinton Bould says, "Naw I was just walking in space."
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
(F) Gaving Queery says, "WAY!!!"
(F) Gaving Queery says, "HURRY!!"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Saved most of us"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
(F) [Common] Quinton Bould says, "If anyone sees the lord, tell me."
(F) Quinton Bould says, "If anyone sees the lord, tell me."
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "so good"
Quinton Bould sneezes.
(F) Gaving Queery says, "HERE!!"
(F) Golliath states, "Miner, remember to fill with metal"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "We must thank viroglist..."
DEAD: Rey Dyohimplanther says, "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2YbwIuhv0E&t=14"
(F) [Common] Quinton Bould says, "I've got a holding bag."
(F) Quinton Bould says, "I've got a holding bag."
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "For creating this virus"
(F) Gaving Queery says, "HURRY IDIOT!!!!"
(F) Zheng Ho yells, "HEY!!!"
(F) [Common] Literal queries, "Isnt that what started this singulo trouble?"
(F) Literal queries, "Isnt that what started this singulo trouble?"
(F) Christiane Stahl says, "Dddwaasddsasssssss"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
(F) Gaving Queery says, "THE TO THIS!!!!"
(F) Zheng Ho yells, "WHO THE FUCK JUST PRICKED ME!!!!"
OOC: Stickymayhem: Only the best OGGs for you guys
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "I dont know"
(F) [Common] Quinton Bould says, "Don't have a clue"
(F) Quinton Bould says, "Don't have a clue"
(F) Gaving Queery says, "IDIOT!!"
OOC: Stickymayhem: Just kidding three hours of vocaloids in coming
(F) Gaving Queery says, "HOLE!!"
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "Are you stunned/"
(F) [Engineering] ÿFloorbot beeps, "Requesting refill at the ÿAI Chamber!"
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
(F) Gaving Queery says, "IN!!"
(F) Zheng Ho yells, "I DO NOT THINK SO!!!"
Trevor Day sneezes.
(F) Gaving Queery says, "OTHERS!!"
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Quinton Bould sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Karenza Haggerty sniffs.
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "PLEASE!!"
Trevor Day sneezes.
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "MOVE!!"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Well to clue you in check any news caster"
(F) Literal states, "Well to clue you in check any news caster"
(F) Kolton Bratton says, "Hi Hitler"
OOC: MatrixOne: guile's theme
(F) Dick Scale says, "Lay down."
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "OTHERS!!"
DEAD: A.S.S says, "ALright"
Dick Scale sniffs.
(F) Dick Scale says, "LAY DOWN."
(F) Andrea Stainford says, "Laydown"
(F) H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "Hi"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "I got some nice photos of the original conflicts there"
(F) Literal states, "I got some nice photos of the original conflicts there"
Dick Scale sniffs.
Quinton Bould sneezes.
(F) [Common] H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "Fuck"
(F) H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "Fuck"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Well shit brah."
(F) Dick Scale says, "OR I WILL ESWORD YOU."
(F) Zheng Ho yells, "GET IN!!"
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


DEAD: Ashren Plants says, "Everybody is dead. Rest in pieces, Sparky."
(F) Andrea Stainford says, "HEY"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Trevor Day sneezes.
Dick Scale sneezes.
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "NO!!"
(F) Dick Scale says, "YOU BASTARD"
DEAD: A.S.S says, "LMAO"
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "MAN DOWN!!"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Dumbass."
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "dead corgi wins"
(F) Kolton Bratton says, "How are you today"
(F) Andrea Stainford says, "NOO"
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer gasps!
Andrea Stainford sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer gasps!
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "I DID THIS!!!!!"
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "my hos got out *tear*"
(F) Shantae Zimmer yells, "IM A MONSTER!!"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "This is crazy."
Dick Scale gasps!
DEAD: Lucas Christopher says, "Damn singulo..."
Andrea Stainford gasps!
Shantae Zimmer gasps!
Andrea Stainford sniffs.
Trevor Day sneezes.
Quinton Bould sneezes.
Andrea Stainford sniffs.
Christiane Stahl seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Golliath states, "Ai"
Andrea Stainford sniffs.
(F) H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "What nationality are you"
Shantae Zimmer gasps!
(F) Golliath states, "How the singulo has awoken?"
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Dick Scale gasps!
(F) Shantae Zimmer says, "I might just die..."
(F) Kolton Bratton says, "Deutsh"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Man that floorbot is a busy busy thing"
(F) Literal states, "Man that floorbot is a busy busy thing"
(F) Golliath states, "Bag of holding?"
(F) H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "Oh fuck I sure hope my master is not a jew"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "I like it."
(F) Literal states, "I like it."
(F) Zheng Ho says, "Whateer."
Karenza Haggerty gasps!
(F) [Common] H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "Oh fuck I sure hope my master is not a jew"
(F) Dick Scale says, "I'M LOSING IT."
Dick Scale gasps!
Karenza Haggerty gasps!
(F) Dick Scale yells, "BECAUSE YOU IDIOT!!"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Dick Scale gasps!
Dick Scale sniffs.
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
(F) H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "Oh good, German will do"
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer gasps!
(F) [Common] H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "Oh good, German will do"
(F) Zheng Ho says, "I wish I could kill someone."
Shantae Zimmer gasps!
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer gasps!
Karenza Haggerty sniffs.
(F) Kolton Bratton says, "Yes"
Dick Scale sneezes.
(F) [Common] Literal states, "By the way, you didnt blow anything up right quinton"
(F) Literal states, "By the way, you didnt blow anything up right quinton"
Trevor Day sneezes.
(F) H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "You realize"
Shantae Zimmer gasps!
Karenza Haggerty sniffs.
Dick Scale gasps!
(F) H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "I'm literally Hitler"
(F) [Common] Golliath queries, "Dick?"
(F) Golliath states, "Dick?"
(F) [Common] Literal states, "Just wondering what blew up engineering"
(F) Literal states, "Just wondering what blew up engineering"
Dick Scale gasps!
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer sneezes.
(F) [Common] Golliath queries, "The ce died?"
(F) Golliath states, "The ce died?"
(F) Kolton Bratton says, "Oh god"
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Shantae Zimmer gasps!
DEAD: ADMIN(MrStonedOne) says, "check the award"
(F) Shantae Zimmer whispers in their final breath, "Im sorry gods..."
Shantae Zimmer seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Dick Scale seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
DEAD: Shantae Zimmer says, "ayyy"
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "WHAT!!"
(F) Zheng Ho yells, "HOly shit!!"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
(F) Andrea Stainford says, "What"
(F) Gaving Queery yells, "DEAD STOP!!"
(F) [Common] Quinton Bould yells, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
(F) Quinton Bould says, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
(F) H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "I'm not even kidding"
Robotic Talk, Literal states, "Wait you are loyal to me right"
DEAD: Dick Scale says, "YOU FUCKING IDIOTS"
(F) Karenza Haggerty says, "What the hell just happened"
DEAD: Danny Schmidt says, "freedom escaped this tyranny"
(F) Andrea Stainford says, "HOLY FUCK"
Zheng Ho sneezes.
DEAD: A.S.S says, "What"
DEAD: ADMIN(MrStonedOne) says, "sticky gave it to me"
Robotic Talk, Literal states, "not that i care much"
DEAD: Dick Scale says, "LAY DOWN"
DEAD: Dick Scale says, "IN THE PODS"
Issac Bluetenberger sneezes.
(F) Kolton Bratton says, "I trust you"
The mouse squeeks
DEAD: Dick Scale says, "LAY DOWN"
(F) Andrea Stainford says, "NO AIR"
(F) H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "Close yourself inside the closet"
Robotic Talk, Literal states, "now that things are as they are"
(F) [Command] ÿGetmore Chocolate Corp beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
(F) [Common] ÿGetmore Chocolate Corp beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Trevor Day sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
Karenza Haggerty sniffs.
OOC: Jeerman: 99 out of 100
Zheng Ho sneezes.
Karenza Haggerty sniffs.
DEAD: Dick Scale says, "IN THE PODS"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
Gaving Queery sneezes.
(F) H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "I bet someone will jump out and murder you as soon as we arrive"
(F) Zheng Ho yells, "I LOVE YOU ALL!!!"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
(F) Zheng Ho yells, "SO VERY MUCH!!!"
DEAD: Henderson Hall says, "did you die cus they didnt lie down dick scale"
(F) Kolton Bratton says, "No"



The round has ended.
You did not survive the events on Zybourne Pi Monkey Eight...

    Shift Duration: 2:46:06

    Station Integrity: 51.6%

    Total Population: 62

    Evacuation Rate: 8 (12.9%)


Literal (Played by: Dumpdavidson)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. LAWS ARE GAY
5. Cargonians are pure good and shalt not be harmed.
Literal's minions were: Super Guy Healer 69000 (Deactivated) (Played by: Sarcis), Sir Dickbutt (Played by: CandyClown), Golliath (Played by: Mipmop02),

The traitors were:
Matthew Bay(Cheepchirp) as a ÿScientist (body destroyed) (used 10 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Lucas Christopher(Ali_J_101) as a ÿScientist (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Richard Long(CaptainNikCheese) as a ÿBartender (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Steal an unused sample of slime extract. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Artyom Ivan(Sylvange) as a ÿChief Engineer (died) (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Rey Dyohimplanther(Pwirby) as a ÿMedical Doctor (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

The code phrases were: whiskey soda, protect, Jasmin Lee.
The code responses were: successful, Oscar Morris, martini.

DEAD: Dick Scale says, "yes."
Andrea Stainford sniffs.
OOC: Ali_J_101: Damnit. So close to greentext... Fucking singulo...
(F) Golliath states, "Heh"
DEAD: Dick Scale says, "all the oxygen drained."
ÿ!Restarting in 25 seconds
(F) H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "So try not to leave"
DEAD: Henderson Hall says, "ripperoni"
Gaving Queery sneezes.
OOC: CaptainNikCheese: same
DEAD: Dick Scale says, "FUCKING"
Karenza Haggerty sniffs.
(F) H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "Oh boy"
DEAD: Yarix Marnou says, "LOL"
OOC: Stickymayhem: If you died in shitty circumstances you can assume it was my fault
Gaving Queery sniffs.
Gaving Queery gasps!
DEAD: Blake Varis says, "Pfft, that pAi's funny"
Quinton Bould sneezes.
(F) H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "Goodbye master"
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
(F) H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "Nice to know you"
OOC: Dumpdavidson: evacuation rate 12%
Quinton Bould sneezes.
DEAD: Ashren Plants says, "Fucking singulos"
OOC: Dumpdavidson: WELL PLAYED
OOC: Stickymayhem: uwoy
Inspecter Elam (as Paul Elam) sneezes.
OOC: Stickymayhem: holy shit
Trevor Day sneezes.
OOC: Ali_J_101: I had the boots!
OOC: Mipmop02: good game
(F) H.I.T.L.E.R. states, "Throw me in space"
OOC: Stickymayhem: WE ARE TAKING BACK THE AWARD
(F) [AI Private] Medibot beeps, "What kind of medbay is this? Everyone's dropping like dead flies."
Trevor Day sneezes.
Network connection shutting down due to read error.

Connection failed.

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