[FR] The Sock Problem

>Day sexy socks in Equestria
>Wake up
>Shit, shower, and shave
>Walk down the stairs, and go grab a bowl for your morning cereal
>Applejacks, just like the cereal back on Earth, only made with real apples
>And has best pony's sister on the front
>You raise the spoon to your lips
>You're about to savoir the flavor
>Just a few more inches....
>Almost....there
>[DING DONG!]
Son of a bitch!
>You angrily replace your spoon in the bowl and move to answer the door
>Whoelsebutfluttershy.jpg

>"Hey...hey Anon, I was just wondering, are sexy socks your fetish?"
>You look down
>Shes wearing long, pink and yellow striped socks
>No
>No, just say no and she'll never know
>You're no pony fucker
"But those socks"
>Shut up dick
>Just say no
>Just say
uhhh...n-n-n-
>"Anon! They are your fetish, aren't they? Oh yay!"
No they're not!
>You said that a little too quickly
>"Oh rea~llllyy? Thats not what Mr. Dick says"

>You look down
>Boner confirmed
>Dammit Dick
"Hey, the head wants what the head wants"
Fluttershy, thats just morning wood.
>"Nuh-uh! You took care of that in the shower this morning
>How does she..?
Fluttershy, I don't like ponys. Socks or no socks. Now get the fuck outta here
>"Okay Anon, whatever you say"
>She trots off, wiggling her plot at you as you leave
>You go back to your Applejacks, hoping that would be the end of that
>And knowing it wouldn't be

>Later on that day, you decide to go roam ponyville in search of entertainment
>You wonder how you ended up at the library, but walk in anyway
>Spike notices you and says 'hey'
Hi Spike, What're you up to?
>"Reorganizing the non-fictional auto biographys of unicorns section. You?"
Looking for something to do. Where's Twilight?
>"At Raritys. She showed up about twenty minutes ago saying something about a fashion craze sweeping Ponyville that Twilight just had to get in on"
>Fashion craze
>Could it be....
>Nahhh
Well, as much fun as reorganizing looks like, I think I'll go check out what they're doing.
>"Okay..."
>He sounds glum
>Oh well, you leave for the Boutique, a suspicous feeling in your gut

>You arrive at the boutique, and you're suspicions are confirmed
>There stand Twilight and Rarity in long, striped socks
>Twilights are purple and pink, Raritys purple and white
>Manequins around the shop all have socks on
>Behave yourself Dick
"The minute you slip up, I'm assuming direct control"
>Glad to see we are on the same page here
>"Oh Anon!"
>Rarity spots you and calls you over
>"Anon, aren't these socks just fantastic? They were all Fluttershy's idea!"
Yeah, I actually meant to tell you about those, shes only doing that t-
>"Oh, she told me all about it. How all the women wear them and how it would make you feel more comfortable here"
>Its actually doing the opposite, making you more uncomfortable
>Before you can answer, Fluttershy flies in
>"Oh hi my love, what do you think? Its great isn't it?

Yeah...its..great
>Then you whisper under your breath to her
Fuck you
>she whispers back
>"Anywhere, anytime"
You sick freak
>You make up an excuse to leave and excuse yourself
>You look around yourself on the street as you walk
>Everyp0ny has socks on
>Literally, a pony without socks cannot be found
>Rainbowdash flies overhead sporting rainbow colored socks, strengthening your why-boner
>Dick, I'm pleading with you here, take it easy and I'll pull out all the stops when we get home
"No can do boss, even Brain is on my side now"
>Brain? How could you?
{Anon, look at them! Look at all the socks! This may be our only opporotunity to-}
>Fuck you brain
>You have to get home
>If you can just wait out this fad....
>If you can just-
>Your thoughts are interrupted by a yell behind you

>"Cutie Mark Sock Models!"
>You turn around
>The cutie mark crusaders stand there in color coded socks
>Its too much for Dick and Brain combined to handle
>You pass out
.......
>Some time later you wake up to find your back in your house
>You wonder who found you and took you back, but your thoughts are cut short by Fluttershy walking into the room, followed by the rest of the mane six
>Socks still on
>"Anon, I'm so glad you're okay! We found you in town and we-
Hold it everyone. I tried saying this earlier, but I couldn't. The only reason Fluttershy wanted you to wear those socks is because they are my fetish, and she wants to have sex with me.
>Rarity pipes up
>"What? Thats horrible!Fluttershy how could you?
>Applejack
>"What in tarnation Fluttershy, Ah thought ah was wearing these to look perty!"
>Fluttershy
>"Well......I-i-i just wanted to-

>"Git outaa her Fluttershy!"
>"Yeah, thats so uncool!"
>"This is definently going in my next report to the princess!"
>Fluttershy leaves crying
>Everyp0ny says they're sorry for making you uncomfortable
>Then Rainbowdash looks at you with a mischevious grin and says
>"So these are your fetish, huh?"
>It doesn't look like you'll be
>Fucking FLuttershy