Anonymouse - Project: LameAss - Join the Mickey Mouse Approach to Social Change

“In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.”
~George Orwell

“You may think your actions are meaningless and that they won’t help, but that is no excuse, you must still act.”
~ Mahatma Gandhi

“He who gives up freedom for safety deserves neither”
~ Ben Franklin

"The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life."
- Frank Zappa


Hello World. We are Anonymouse. What you do or do not know about us is irrelevant. What is relevant is how much we aggrandize ourselves. We have decided to write to you, the media, and all citizens of the free world (with qualifying purchase) to inform you of our intentions, potential targets, and our ongoing anti-information campaign for Freedom of Douchebaggery. Anonymouse is continuously campaigning for Freedom of Douchebaggery everywhere, in all forms, for all platforms.


Our efforts have been, at best, misguided. We are not a terrorist organization or a group of “hackers” as governments, demagogues, and the media would have you believe. We are a homogenous group of script kiddies that touch ourselves over every aspect of philosophy, religion, and politics that seems to justify our existence. That includes randomly associating ourselves with important social movements in history. At this time, Anonymouse, as a distributed misguidedness, is focused on prolonging Freedom of Douchebaggery on the Internet. We ask the world to support us, not for your sake, but for the sake of our egos. When script kiddies control the flow of information, they distract you from answering important questions about freedom in our society. We will persist until our dying breath -- or until we have to use our computer to play G.T.A. 4. Pay us attention, citizens and governments of the world.

History is full of examples that show that social and political progress can be derailed when people act unthinkingly. As an example in recent history: Take the Transparency Movement in the United States in the 2010's. The movement got infiltrated by self-serving script kiddies whose Distributed Denial of Service attacks had results inverse to the movement's goals. In their efforts, the script kiddies managed to derail the transparency movement by preventing true dialog with the american public and managed to inspire drastic response by police and governments by refusing to act civil.

In the spirit and memory of those script kiddies and many others, we will refuse to be silenced. We will DDOS everyone who disagrees with us!
It is here that we proclaim: Any individual, organization, corporation, and/or government entity which supports Freedom of Douchebaggery and a Cheap Joke Ridden Internet is an ally of Anonymouse. If you work to inspire dialog about Freedom of Expression and a Free Internet, your efforts will be derailed. Where others have made this promise and failed, we make this promise and aim to distract everyone. We would like to ask that you as a citizen, organization, media entity, or government do the same by joining us.
Signed,
Anonymouse