Punny Pinkie: Righty

>Your eyelids slowly raise as you pull out of your unconscious state.
>Looking around the room, something seems odd.
>By the looks of it, you're in a hospital.
>And your depth perception is rather off.
>Twilight and Pinkie stand besides you, both with worried looks.
>"Anon! Thank goodness you're finally awake! We were so worried you didn't make it!" Twilight says.
"Didn't make it? What are you talking about?"
>They both give each other concerned looks.
>"You mean you don't remember?" Pinkie asks.
"No. What happened?"
>Twilight puts her hoof on your right shoulder.
>"You were in an accident. Last night you broke into Applejack's farm, sniffed the all her paint thinner, set her farm ablaze, and forgot that you were inside the barn in your high state."
>Reaching for the blanket, you try to lift it off yourself.
>But something was wrong.
>Your left arm wasn't lifting.
>Looking over to the left side of your body, you scream out in horror.
"WHERE'S THE LEFT HALF OF MY BODY?!"
>Pinkie's face begins to stretch from the ear to ear.
>"Don't worry Anon..."
>Twilight turns to her, anger filling her face.
>"Pinkie! Don't do it! He's not in state of stability right now!"
>Pinkie disregards Twilight and finishes anyway.
>"Everything is going to be 'ALL RIGHT'!"