https://youtu.be/ppAeMWFCqC8?t=4m47s
[8:28:40 PM] b1gf4g: on the phone with someone in the building
[8:28:44 PM] b1gf4g: as it collapsed
[8:31:02 PM] Dyllan: wow...
[8:31:10 PM] b1gf4g: how sad dude
[8:31:30 PM] Dyllan: yea
[8:31:36 PM] Dyllan: thats fucked up
[8:31:48 PM] b1gf4g: he died fighting
[8:31:52 PM] b1gf4g: the firemen just couldnt make it
[8:31:56 PM] b1gf4g: he was so helpless
[8:32:24 PM] Dyllan: yeah
[8:32:58 PM] Dyllan: dude this made me sad for a second and then guess who hits me up on skype
[8:33:16 PM] Dyllan: u up for some scb[8:31 PM] Asci:

<<< ill smack
[8:33:25 PM] Dyllan: then i just started laughing my ass off
[8:33:37 PM] Dyllan: Asci is zombieslayer
[8:34:00 PM] b1gf4g: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQj1S0lcP64
[8:34:03 PM] b1gf4g: im going to throw up
[8:34:06 PM] b1gf4g: humans are sickening
[8:34:24 PM] Dyllan: humans are sickening
[8:34:30 PM] Dyllan: you dont even have to tell me
[8:34:40 PM] b1gf4g: watc hthat
[8:35:59 PM] Dyllan: HOLY SHIT
[8:36:02 PM] Dyllan: THOSE KIDS
[8:36:04 PM] Dyllan: ARENT NORMAL
[8:36:07 PM] Dyllan: THEYRE INSANE
[8:36:08 PM] Dyllan: WTF
[8:36:27 PM] b1gf4g: dude...
[8:36:30 PM] b1gf4g: a school shooting
[8:36:33 PM] b1gf4g: a 13 year old kid
[8:36:38 PM] b1gf4g: walks into his algebra class
[8:36:41 PM] b1gf4g: kills 2 students
[8:36:45 PM] b1gf4g: wounds another 2
[8:36:50 PM] b1gf4g: then kills his teacher
[8:36:59 PM] b1gf4g: and says "this sure beats algebra, doesnt it"
[8:38:10 PM] b1gf4g: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNtTeuXHwew
[8:38:11 PM] b1gf4g: wow
[8:39:01 PM] Dyllan: this pisses me off more than it saddens me
[8:39:05 PM] Dyllan: like if i saw those kids
[8:39:10 PM] Dyllan: i would beat the shit out of them
[8:39:10 PM] Dyllan: omg
[8:40:04 PM] b1gf4g: OMG
[8:40:06 PM] b1gf4g: IM GONNA THROW UP
[8:40:09 PM] b1gf4g: THEY RAPED
[8:40:10 PM] b1gf4g: DISMEMBERED
[8:40:13 PM] b1gf4g: AND ATE THEIR VICTIMS
[8:40:49 PM] b1gf4g: http://prntscr.com/72e7kw
[8:40:56 PM] Dyllan: bro read this
[8:40:57 PM] Dyllan: Vlad was prince of Wallachia a total of 3 times, in the years 1448, 1456 to 1462, and 1476.  He is best known for inspiring the Dracula ledgend, the cruel methods he used to torture and kill people and how much he enjoyed killing people.  His last name, Dracula, means little devil.  The most common method he used to kill people was impalement.  Vlad had a horse attached to each of the victim’s legs and a sharpened stake was gradually forced into the body.  The end of the stake was usually oiled and care was taken that the stake was not be to sharp.  Normally the stake was inserted into the body through the buttocks and was often forced through the body until it emerged from the mouth.  However, there were many times where victims were impaled through other bodily orifices or through the abdomen or chest.  He was so found of doing this that he is now known as Vlad the Impaler.  The height of the stake ranked the victim.  Vlad also loved to impale animals.  It was possibly of the most gruesome and painful way of dying in history.  Victims would endure this for hours or days.  Everyone in the city Amlas, including every children, went through this, which was up to 20,000 people. Vlad did not want the stake to be too sharp because the victim would die to soon and it would not be as much fun to watch.  He would impale children and babies through their mother’s chests.  Impalement was his favorite way of killing people but it was not his only method.  Vlad ordered people to be poisoned, blinded, strangled, hanged, decapitated, stabbed, disemboweled, skinned, exposed to extreme elements and animals, hacked, dismembered, burned, boiled, scalped, roasted, nailed in the head, buried alive, etc.  He would like to cut off people’s noses, ears, hands, feet, limbs, and sexual organs.  He often cut of peoples private parts (especially in the case of women) and would keep them.  People were sometimes worked to death.  He also smashed the heads of people into hard walls.  He liked to eat and drink around bodies of dead and naked people that had stakes through them.  He destroyed many of his villages on his way into battles.  He roasted children and forced their parents to eat them.  Vlad hated people who were sick, weak, poor, beggars or vagrants.  He invited all of the poor and sick of Wallacha to a fake party.  He asked them if they wished to be be anything other than poor people.  When they all said yes, they were all burned immediately.  He murdered his wife had had her sexual organs cut off.  There were rumors that Vlad loved to drink blood.  Vlad killed over 100,000 people.  If that is true he killed 20 percent of Wallacha’s population.  Nearly all of those people went through horrible ways of killing that would take a long time.  Vlad was decapitated in 1476
[8:41:03 PM] Dyllan: it's what vlad dracula did
[8:41:07 PM] Dyllan: sick fuck
[8:41:51 PM] b1gf4g: He roasted children and forced their parents to eat them.[8:40 PM] Dyllan:

<<< He roasted children and forced their parents to eat them.
[8:41:53 PM] b1gf4g: He roasted children and forced their parents to eat them.
[8:42:09 PM] Dyllan: yeah
[8:42:22 PM] b1gf4g: im done
[8:42:26 PM] b1gf4g: im gonna hide in a corner
[8:42:30 PM] b1gf4g: away from the real world
[8:42:32 PM] b1gf4g: full of sickos
[8:42:45 PM] Dyllan: there are good ppl too
[8:42:53 PM] Dyllan: HOLY SHIT
[8:42:57 PM] Dyllan: JOSEPH STALIN
[8:42:59 PM] Dyllan: KILLED
[8:43:03 PM] Dyllan: 60 MILLION PEOPLE
[8:43:08 PM] Dyllan: 60 FUCKING MILLION
[8:43:11 PM] Dyllan: HOW
[8:44:13 PM] b1gf4g: im done
[8:44:15 PM] b1gf4g: im done
[8:44:15 PM] b1gf4g: im done
[8:46:35 PM] Dyllan: still on that
[8:46:38 PM] Dyllan: 60 million
[8:46:44 PM] b1gf4g: no
[8:46:48 PM] b1gf4g: im done wit hte world
[8:46:49 PM] b1gf4g: done
[8:46:50 PM] b1gf4g: done
[8:46:50 PM] b1gf4g: done
[8:46:50 PM] b1gf4g: done
[8:47:12 PM] b1gf4g: lets talk about more normal stuff
[8:47:13 PM] b1gf4g: dude
[8:47:15 PM] Dyllan: bro
[8:47:17 PM] Dyllan: look up
[8:47:21 PM] b1gf4g: NO IM DONE
[8:47:23 PM] b1gf4g: READ THAT
[8:47:29 PM] b1gf4g: WE ARE TALKING ABOUT NICE STUFF NOW
[8:47:31 PM] Dyllan: "10 million digits of pie"
[8:47:34 PM] Dyllan: look that up
[8:47:36 PM] Dyllan: then think
[8:47:39 PM] Dyllan: 6 times that
[8:47:47 PM] Dyllan: thats how many human beings
[8:47:49 PM] Dyllan: he killed
[8:47:50 PM] Dyllan: oh
[8:47:53 PM] Dyllan: good stuff>
[8:47:55 PM] Dyllan: ok
[8:48:20 PM] b1gf4g: look at that pic
[8:48:26 PM] Dyllan: i saw
[8:48:30 PM] b1gf4g: so cute
[8:48:31 PM] b1gf4g: and true
[8:48:36 PM] b1gf4g: in some cases
[8:48:44 PM] Dyllan: yeah
[8:49:12 PM] b1gf4g: honestly
[8:49:22 PM] b1gf4g: imagine the world without negativity
[8:49:26 PM] b1gf4g: would u want a world like that
[8:49:29 PM] b1gf4g: idk if i would
[8:49:37 PM] b1gf4g: like the word negative didnt exist
[8:49:39 PM] b1gf4g: no bullies
[8:49:40 PM] b1gf4g: anything
[8:49:42 PM] Dyllan: idk
[8:49:43 PM] Dyllan: like
[8:49:51 PM] Dyllan: there is negativity for a reason
[8:49:56 PM] Dyllan: without balance
[8:50:02 PM] Dyllan: the world will be fucking crazy
[8:50:07 PM] b1gf4g: dyllna
[8:50:09 PM] b1gf4g: imagine
[8:50:13 PM] b1gf4g: in an alternate universe
[8:50:21 PM] b1gf4g: you are completely opposite of u
[8:50:39 PM] Dyllan: i dont even know how i would act tbh
[8:50:39 PM] b1gf4g: every single microscopic thing is opposite
[8:50:45 PM] Dyllan: idk
[8:50:50 PM] b1gf4g: would i be a dick as an opposite?
[8:50:58 PM] b1gf4g: i feel like i would be a dick in real life
[8:51:00 PM] b1gf4g: and nice in game
[8:51:10 PM] b1gf4g: WAIT I WOULDNT EVEN LIKE GAMING IF I WAS OPPOSITE
[8:51:11 PM] Dyllan: and a female
[8:51:12 PM] b1gf4g: OMG ITS SO CONFUSING
[8:51:17 PM] Dyllan: LOL
[8:51:24 PM] b1gf4g: OMG...
[8:51:32 PM] Dyllan: DUDE IMAGINE THE WORLD MIRRORED
[8:51:36 PM | Edited 8:51:37 PM] b1gf4g: DUDE
[8:51:39 PM] b1gf4g: IMAGINE
[8:51:44 PM] b1gf4g: DUDE
[8:51:51 PM] b1gf4g: DO U THINK WE NEVER WENT TO THE MOON THE FIRST TIME
[8:52:05 PM] b1gf4g: AND THEN WHEN WE CLAIMED WE WENT BACK AGAIN IT WAS ACTUALLY THE 1ST TIME
[8:52:42 PM] b1gf4g: dude
[8:52:46 PM] b1gf4g: i would be a female
[8:52:50 PM] b1gf4g: that didnt like technology
[8:52:55 PM] b1gf4g: that was mean
[8:53:01 PM] b1gf4g: and i would be fatter
[8:53:07 PM] b1gf4g: and have pimples
[8:53:11 PM] b1gf4g: and be shorter
[8:53:14 PM] b1gf4g: omg
[8:53:17 PM] b1gf4g: this is too confusing
[8:53:20 PM] b1gf4g: fuck space
[8:53:21 PM] b1gf4g: fuck earth
[8:53:22 PM] b1gf4g: im done
[8:53:26 PM] Dyllan: ^
[8:53:30 PM] Dyllan: imma just go
[8:53:36 PM | Edited 8:53:39 PM] Dyllan: wrap myself in a blanket
[8:53:45 PM] Dyllan: and be a burrito for the rest of my life
[8:53:49 PM] b1gf4g: ^
[8:53:51 PM] Dyllan: not gonna do anything else
[8:53:53 PM] b1gf4g: wanna be burrito bros
[8:53:57 PM] Dyllan: sure
[8:54:05 PM] b1gf4g: just sit together in a corner
[8:54:07 PM] b1gf4g: hidden
[8:54:12 PM] b1gf4g: honestly i would like that
[8:54:14 PM] b1gf4g: YOOOOOOOO
[8:54:15 PM] Dyllan: no one will know wtf happened
[8:54:19 PM] b1gf4g: IMAGINE THE WORLD WITHOUT MONEY
[8:54:24 PM] b1gf4g: SO MUCH BETTER
[8:54:28 PM] Dyllan: HOW
[8:54:39 PM] Dyllan: IMAGINE HOW FUCKING INSANE IT WOULD HE
[8:54:39 PM] Dyllan: BE
[8:54:42 PM] b1gf4g: DUDE
[8:54:47 PM] b1gf4g: I WISH
[8:54:49 PM] b1gf4g: I FUCKING WISH
[8:54:57 PM] b1gf4g: I WAS GEORGE WASHINGTON OR SOMETHING]
[8:55:05 PM] b1gf4g: LIVED IN THE OLD DAYS WHERE SHIT WAS LESS COMPLICATED
[8:55:12 PM] b1gf4g: MARKED DOWN AS ONE OF THE GREATEST MEN IN HISTORY
[8:55:19 PM] b1gf4g: dude
[8:55:21 PM] b1gf4g: honestly
[8:55:27 PM] b1gf4g: i wish i was a native american
[8:55:28 PM] b1gf4g: yes
[8:55:33 PM] b1gf4g: i wish i was a native american
[8:55:41 PM] b1gf4g: that died b4 britain came over
[8:55:43 PM] Dyllan: dude imagine if I travled back in time to the 1600s
[8:55:46 PM] Dyllan: DUDE
[8:55:49 PM] Dyllan: SPEAKING OF THAT
[8:55:55 PM] Dyllan: LOOK AT HOW EVIL HUMANS ARE
[8:55:56 PM] Dyllan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B63NntXeYKY
[8:56:00 PM] Dyllan: FUCKING BRITS
[8:56:03 PM] Dyllan: BRITS = EVIL
[8:56:43 PM] b1gf4g: i wish i was a native american
that died b4 britain came over
[8:56:44 PM] b1gf4g: i wish i was a native american
that died b4 britain came over
[8:56:44 PM] b1gf4g: i wish i was a native american
that died b4 britain came over
[8:56:44 PM] b1gf4g: i wish i was a native american
that died b4 britain came over
[8:56:48 PM] b1gf4g: YO
[8:56:48 PM] Dyllan: b4
[8:56:49 PM] Dyllan: b4
[8:56:50 PM] Dyllan: b4
[8:56:50 PM] Dyllan: b4
[8:56:52 PM] b1gf4g: U WANT A SUBJECT
[8:56:55 PM] b1gf4g: THAT IS TRIPPY AF
[8:56:58 PM] Dyllan: sure
[8:57:00 PM] Dyllan: w8
[8:57:03 PM] Dyllan: brb lemme get high
[8:57:09 PM] Dyllan: then well talkj
[8:57:30 PM] Dyllan: jk
[8:57:33 PM] Dyllan: i will get high
[8:57:35 PM] b1gf4g: time travel, people freak out about it, but if we ever got it, it already took effect since the past is the past.  get it? like in the 1600's any time travel that effected anything happened then.
[8:57:36 PM] Dyllan: off of this topic
[8:57:50 PM] Dyllan: OMG
[8:58:00 PM] b1gf4g: so like
[8:58:05 PM | Edited 8:58:23 PM] b1gf4g: say i went back in time to the 1600's
[8:58:14 PM] b1gf4g: myself was alive in the 1600's
[8:58:32 PM] b1gf4g: so technically
[8:58:38 PM] b1gf4g: i would be existant in 2 lives
[8:58:42 PM] b1gf4g: which is trippy af
[8:58:55 PM] b1gf4g: basically
[8:59:10 PM] b1gf4g: if i got in a time travel and thought i had my own destiny for what i will do and where i will go
[8:59:11 PM] b1gf4g: i dont
[8:59:16 PM] b1gf4g: because the place im going to
[8:59:26 PM] b1gf4g: has already been effected by me in the present
[8:59:34 PM] Dyllan: omfg
[8:59:34 PM] b1gf4g: get it?
[8:59:36 PM] Dyllan: ya
[8:59:46 PM] b1gf4g: if time travel was ever created
[8:59:51 PM] b1gf4g: it would predestine peoples lives
[9:00:12 PM] Dyllan: dude
[9:00:13 PM] Dyllan: do u
[9:00:32 PM] Dyllan: believe in extraterrestrial life
[9:00:36 PM] Dyllan: i do
[9:00:36 PM] b1gf4g: ya
[9:00:39 PM] Dyllan: like 100%
[9:00:46 PM] b1gf4g: no way we r the only living things in all the universe
[9:00:49 PM] Dyllan: ^^^^
[9:00:59 PM] b1gf4g: u know how fucking big the universe is?
[9:01:08 PM] b1gf4g: plus all the black holes that may lead to multi-verses?
[9:01:10 PM] b1gf4g: think of that
[9:01:12 PM] Dyllan: dude
[9:01:19 PM] b1gf4g: there are multiple universes
[9:01:22 PM] Dyllan: NO scientist
[9:01:28 PM] b1gf4g: what lies between the universes then
[9:01:30 PM] b1gf4g: NAH FAM LISTEN TO THIS
[9:01:32 PM] Dyllan: can even fathom the size of the universe
[9:01:38 PM] b1gf4g: LISTEN
[9:01:45 PM] b1gf4g: so they think there are multi-verses right
[9:01:52 PM] Dyllan: they think yes
[9:01:57 PM] b1gf4g: imagine if it was true
[9:02:03 PM] b1gf4g: what lies between the universes?
[9:02:04 PM] Dyllan: hoyl shit
[9:02:12 PM] Dyllan: time lies between
[9:02:14 PM] Dyllan: time
[9:02:15 PM] b1gf4g: what would separate them
[9:02:24 PM] Dyllan: like
[9:02:28 PM] Dyllan: every single
[9:02:30 PM] Dyllan: nvm
[9:02:31 PM] b1gf4g: where past present and future all mix
[9:02:34 PM] Dyllan: ^^^
[9:02:36 PM] Dyllan: ya
[9:02:40 PM] Dyllan: like every piece of history
[9:02:43 PM] Dyllan: just there
[9:02:48 PM] Dyllan: in between
[9:02:53 PM] b1gf4g: not just the earth
[9:02:54 PM] b1gf4g: lmfao
[9:02:57 PM] b1gf4g: the earth is so tiny
[9:03:04 PM] b1gf4g: in the timeline
[9:03:21 PM] b1gf4g: it would be quintillions of stars blowing up
[9:03:23 PM] b1gf4g: and stuff like that
[9:03:39 PM] b1gf4g: and off in its little microscopic section is all of earths history
[9:03:47 PM] Dyllan: LOL the earth in comparison to the universe is  MUCH less than a trillionth of what an atom is compared to the sun
[9:03:54 PM] b1gf4g: yup
[9:03:55 PM] Dyllan: i feel tiny
[9:03:57 PM] Dyllan: im done
[9:03:58 PM] b1gf4g: dude
[9:04:00 PM] Dyllan: im done
[9:04:00 PM] b1gf4g: dude
[9:04:02 PM] b1gf4g: burrito plan
[9:04:04 PM] b1gf4g: initiate
[9:04:06 PM] b1gf4g: YOOOOOOOOO
[9:04:07 PM] Dyllan: rn
[9:04:07 PM] b1gf4g: MINECRAFT
[9:04:09 PM] b1gf4g: MINECRAFT
[9:04:10 PM] Dyllan: LO)L
[9:04:10 PM] b1gf4g: LOLOLOL
[9:04:12 PM] b1gf4g: LOLOLOLOL
[9:04:20 PM] b1gf4g: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[9:04:24 PM] Dyllan: fucking
[9:04:26 PM] Dyllan: minecraft
[9:04:31 PM] b1gf4g: dude
[9:04:41 PM] b1gf4g: people killing themselves over zayn leaving 1d
[9:04:43 PM] b1gf4g: ...
[9:04:50 PM] Dyllan: see
[9:04:55 PM] Dyllan: i believe in extraterrestrial life
[9:04:56 PM] Dyllan: and
[9:04:57 PM] b1gf4g: dude
[9:05:02 PM] Dyllan: theyve watched over us and shit
[9:05:04 PM] b1gf4g: i wish i was an extraterrestrial
[9:05:05 PM] Dyllan: but
[9:05:10 PM] Dyllan: when they see shit like that going down
[9:05:12 PM] Dyllan: theyre like
[9:05:14 PM] Dyllan: "im done"
[9:05:16 PM] b1gf4g: i dont think they have watched over us dude
[9:05:17 PM] Dyllan: "im so done"
[9:05:22 PM] b1gf4g: i think they are in the same position as us
[9:05:27 PM] b1gf4g: or they r just plants
[9:05:27 PM] Dyllan: or that
[9:05:30 PM] b1gf4g: or bacteria
[9:05:38 PM] Dyllan: no i legit think
[9:05:44 PM] Dyllan: there is other intelligent life
[9:05:46 PM] b1gf4g: or fully developed organisms
[9:05:46 PM] Dyllan: out there
[9:05:55 PM] Dyllan: we cant be the smartest
[9:05:57 PM] Dyllan: impossible
[9:05:58 PM] b1gf4g: intelligent life im on the fence about
[9:06:03 PM] b1gf4g: there certainly can be
[9:06:12 PM] Dyllan: but in a far far galaxy
[9:06:16 PM] b1gf4g: life 12400340% sure
[9:06:22 PM] b1gf4g: dude
[9:06:27 PM] b1gf4g: did u ever watch interstellar
[9:06:29 PM] b1gf4g: the movie
[9:06:31 PM] Dyllan: YES
[9:06:34 PM] b1gf4g: DUDE
[9:06:38 PM] b1gf4g: WHEN THEY GO ON THAT PLANET
[9:06:41 PM] b1gf4g: FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES
[9:06:45 PM] b1gf4g: AND THE GUY AGED LIKE 20 YEARS
[9:06:46 PM] b1gf4g: OMFG
[9:06:54 PM] Dyllan: I JIZZED
[9:06:56 PM] Dyllan: LEGIT
[9:06:56 PM] b1gf4g: IMAGINE BEING THAT GUY
[9:06:57 PM] b1gf4g: IMAGINE
[9:06:58 PM] b1gf4g: IMAGINE
[9:07:03 PM] b1gf4g: ALL THOSE YEARS ALONE
[9:07:11 PM] b1gf4g: AND THEY COME BACK AS IF THEY WERE ONLY GONE FOR A FEW MINUTES
[9:07:29 PM] Dyllan: dude
[9:07:35 PM] Dyllan: i think u've heard
[9:07:39 PM] Dyllan: of dragon ball z
[9:07:40 PM] b1gf4g: NO DYLLAN
[9:07:41 PM] Dyllan: theres this thing
[9:07:43 PM] b1gf4g: DYLLAN
[9:07:43 PM] b1gf4g: STOP
[9:07:44 PM] b1gf4g: STOP
[9:07:45 PM] b1gf4g: NO WAIT
[9:07:46 PM] b1gf4g: PLS
[9:07:48 PM] Dyllan: wtfr
[9:07:48 PM] b1gf4g: DUDE
[9:07:51 PM] b1gf4g: INTERSTELLAR
[9:08:00 PM] b1gf4g: HE GOES IN THE BLACK HOLE AND EDITS TIME
[9:08:02 PM] b1gf4g: BUT IN ALL REALITY
[9:08:06 PM] b1gf4g: THAT TIME WAS ALREADY EDITED BY HIM
[9:08:12 PM] Dyllan: hg0hj09dh0-(HJ)SA
[9:08:12 PM] b1gf4g: IN THE PAST
[9:08:15 PM] b1gf4g: ALSKDFN;ALSDJFLKAHJNEWIONAFHSOIJDFKLASDJF
[9:08:17 PM] Dyllan: HF089hy09*HF) (A
[9:08:24 PM] b1gf4g: OFNAPO2W43HNTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[9:08:26 PM] Dyllan: dude what if
[9:08:29 PM] Dyllan: there is a planet
[9:08:47 PM] Dyllan: where a nanosecond there is equivalent to a million years here
[9:08:51 PM] Dyllan: just jizzed
[9:09:00 PM] b1gf4g: there probs is
[9:09:03 PM] Dyllan: ^
[9:09:04 PM] b1gf4g: far off
[9:09:07 PM] b1gf4g: yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[9:09:09 PM] b1gf4g: yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[9:09:15 PM] b1gf4g: I JUST LIGHTBULBED
[9:09:17 PM] b1gf4g: DUDE
[9:09:19 PM] Dyllan: YO THE SUN IIS SO TINY
[9:09:22 PM] b1gf4g: THE ALIENS
[9:09:24 PM] b1gf4g: ON THOSE PLANETS
[9:09:29 PM] b1gf4g: COULD BE SO MUCH MORE DEVELOPED
[9:09:34 PM] b1gf4g: CUZ THEY HAD SO MUCH MORE TIME THAN US
[9:09:35 PM] b1gf4g: OMFG
[9:09:52 PM] Dyllan: dude u age a nanosecond atfter a mil years
[9:09:54 PM] Dyllan: just wtf
[9:09:56 PM] Dyllan: im done
[9:09:59 PM] b1gf4g: dude
[9:10:06 PM] b1gf4g: thats how intelligent life would be done
[9:10:07 PM] b1gf4g: DUDE
[9:10:09 PM] b1gf4g: I SAW THIS ONE THING
[9:10:11 PM] b1gf4g: ON A SHOW
[9:10:13 PM] b1gf4g: WHERE THEY SAID
[9:10:22 PM] b1gf4g: INTELLIGENT LIFE COULD BE TRYING TO CONTACT US RN
[9:10:28 PM] Dyllan: LOL
[9:10:33 PM] Dyllan: HUMANS R SO DUM<B
[9:10:37 PM] b1gf4g: BUT WE ARE TOO UNDERDEVELOPED TO PICK UP THE FREQUENCY THEY R SENDING US
[9:10:38 PM] Dyllan: IM SO DUMB
[9:10:42 PM] b1gf4g: CUZ IT WOULD BE SO ADVANCED
[9:10:47 PM] Dyllan: ^
[9:10:54 PM] Dyllan: WE R SO PRIMITIVE
[9:10:56 PM] b1gf4g: AND DUDE
[9:10:56 PM] Dyllan: NOT EVEN FUNNY
[9:11:00 PM] b1gf4g: WE ARE SENDING OUT
[9:11:05 PM] b1gf4g: FREQUENCIES CONSTANTLY
[9:11:10 PM] b1gf4g: ALL THE RADIO WAVES GOING OFF OF EARTH
[9:11:16 PM] b1gf4g: BUT IT MIGHT BE TOO PRIMITIVE FOR THEM
[9:11:18 PM] Dyllan: DUDE THATS HOW WERE TALKING
[9:11:22 PM] Dyllan: LMAO
[9:11:24 PM] Dyllan: HI DUDE
[9:11:27 PM] Dyllan: UR MILES AWAY
[9:11:28 PM] b1gf4g: RADIO WAVE INCOMING
[9:11:30 PM] Dyllan: I CAN STILL TALK
[9:11:32 PM] b1gf4g: DUDE
[9:11:35 PM] b1gf4g: I AM PROUD OF HUMANS
[9:11:38 PM] b1gf4g: THEY AT LEAST DID THIS
[9:11:40 PM] b1gf4g: THIS SEEMS ADVANCED
[9:11:54 PM] Dyllan: this is advanced just nothing compared to others
[9:11:55 PM] b1gf4g: YO THE FACT WE CAN CHAT SO FREELY FROM MILES AWAY
[9:12:01 PM] b1gf4g: TO TOEHRS OMFG
[9:12:04 PM] b1gf4g: we are trash
[9:12:08 PM] Dyllan: we r
[9:12:10 PM] b1gf4g: dude
[9:12:12 PM] b1gf4g: honestly
[9:12:15 PM] Dyllan: honestly i hate being stuck at human lvl
[9:12:17 PM] Dyllan: i hate this
[9:12:20 PM] b1gf4g: we are probably less than amoeba to them
[9:12:24 PM] Dyllan: ^^
[9:12:26 PM] b1gf4g: DUDE
[9:12:27 PM] Dyllan: bro
[9:12:28 PM] b1gf4g: IMAGINE BEING THEM THO
[9:12:30 PM] b1gf4g: DUDE
[9:12:31 PM] b1gf4g: IMAGINE BEING THEM
[9:12:36 PM] b1gf4g: AND THEY THINK SOMEONE IS SMARTER OUT HTERE
[9:12:39 PM] b1gf4g: IT JUST CONTINUES
[9:12:45 PM] Dyllan: wow
[9:12:50 PM] Dyllan: i cant even
[9:12:53 PM] b1gf4g: dude
[9:12:59 PM] Dyllan: im imagining a race with 0 racism
[9:13:02 PM] b1gf4g: WHY THE FUCK DO WE COME UP WITH THE MOST TRIPPY STUFF
[9:13:07 PM] Dyllan: humans are too retarded
[9:13:14 PM] Dyllan: i fucking hate being human
[9:13:19 PM] b1gf4g: YOOO
[9:13:20 PM] b1gf4g: DYLLAN
[9:13:23 PM] b1gf4g: POLITICS!!!!!!!!!!!!
[9:13:25 PM] b1gf4g: POLITICS ARE SO CUTE
[9:13:27 PM] Dyllan: i'd rather be a dog than human
[9:13:33 PM] Dyllan: at least theyre not racist
[9:13:34 PM] b1gf4g: YOO UR SO CUTE WITH UR LITTLE BORDER LINES
[9:13:36 PM] Dyllan: ^^"
[9:13:38 PM] b1gf4g: POLITICS!!!!!!!!!!!!
POLITICS ARE SO CUTE
[9:13:44 PM] b1gf4g: UR LITTLE NUKES
[9:13:54 PM] Dyllan: "Ugh, this is MY space fam!!!11! No crossing this border!!!!"
[9:13:57 PM] Dyllan: XDDDD
[9:14:01 PM] b1gf4g: lmfaooooooooo
[9:14:03 PM] b1gf4g: yo honestly
[9:14:08 PM] b1gf4g: DUDE
[9:14:12 PM] b1gf4g: I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
[9:14:24 PM] Dyllan: dude the CIA can probs track what we're saying rn
[9:14:27 PM] Dyllan: OMG
[9:14:30 PM] Dyllan: HI CIA
[9:14:31 PM] b1gf4g: DYLLAN
[9:14:32 PM] b1gf4g: DYLLAN
[9:14:33 PM] b1gf4g: DYLLAN
[9:14:34 PM] b1gf4g: DYLLAN
[9:14:39 PM] b1gf4g: I AM DONE
[9:14:42 PM] b1gf4g: TRIPPY AF WHAT I THOUGHT OF
[9:14:44 PM] b1gf4g: U READY?
[9:14:47 PM] Dyllan: yes
[9:14:49 PM] Dyllan: im reddy
[9:14:59 PM] b1gf4g: dont talk til i say u can
[9:15:05 PM] Dyllan: ok go
[9:15:06 PM] b1gf4g: we are the aliens.
[9:15:16 PM] b1gf4g: imagine we do become part of the aliens right?
[9:15:22 PM] b1gf4g: like we become the more superior
[9:15:30 PM] b1gf4g: well then we would still be having hte same convo
[9:15:34 PM] b1gf4g: we would still be saying
[9:15:38 PM] b1gf4g: THERE IS SO MUCH OUT THERE
[9:15:42 PM] b1gf4g: IM SICK OF OUR RACE
[9:15:46 PM] b1gf4g: WE ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE REST
[9:15:53 PM] b1gf4g: EVERY INTELLIGENT LIFE OUT THERE IS THE SAME
[9:15:59 PM | Edited 9:16:01 PM] b1gf4g: AS LONG AS THEY ARE ALL ALIENATED FROM EACH OTHER
[9:16:03 PM] b1gf4g: THEY ARE ALL THE SAME
[9:16:05 PM] b1gf4g: u can talk
[9:16:50 PM] b1gf4g: so basically
[9:17:03 PM] b1gf4g: we would be having the same convo rn as we would if we were the aliens
[9:17:15 PM] b1gf4g: u can talk
[9:19:20 PM] Dyllan: these convos
[9:19:23 PM] Dyllan: r so profound
[9:19:29 PM] Dyllan: and i feel so tiny
[9:19:37 PM] Dyllan: i dont even wanna go to school
[9:19:44 PM] b1gf4g: school is a joke
[9:19:46 PM] Dyllan: i just wanna do what i want 100% of the time
[9:19:51 PM] b1gf4g: exactly
[9:19:54 PM] b1gf4g: life is pointless
[9:19:54 PM] Dyllan: i wanna make the most out of life
[9:19:58 PM] b1gf4g: just have what u think is fun
[9:20:00 PM] Dyllan: i wanna make the most out of life
[9:20:02 PM] b1gf4g: while ur pathetic life goes by
[9:20:07 PM] Dyllan: i just wanna make
[9:20:09 PM] b1gf4g: just have what u think is fun[9:20 PM] b1gf4g:

<<< while ur pathetic life goes by
[9:20:19 PM] Dyllan: the most out of this little pathetic life we have
[9:20:21 PM] Dyllan: may as well
[9:20:22 PM] b1gf4g: yup
[9:20:28 PM] b1gf4g: but dyllan
[9:20:33 PM] b1gf4g: if we lived to be 1000 years old
[9:20:38 PM] b1gf4g: as aliens on another planet
[9:20:41 PM] b1gf4g: we would think that was short
[9:20:43 PM] b1gf4g: get me?
[9:20:51 PM] Dyllan: yes
[9:20:54 PM] b1gf4g: since all the aliens in the world are alienated
[9:20:59 PM] b1gf4g: there is no telling who is supreme
[9:21:05 PM] b1gf4g: everyone automatically ranks themselves lowest
[9:21:10 PM] Dyllan: HOLY SHIT
[9:21:12 PM] Dyllan: WE ARE SO PRIMITIVE
[9:21:18 PM] Dyllan: WE HAVENT EVEN DISCOVERED
[9:21:23 PM] Dyllan: 3% OF THE OCEAN
[9:21:27 PM] Dyllan: WHAT THE HELL
[9:21:34 PM] Dyllan: IMAGINE WHATS DOWN THERE
[9:21:35 PM] Dyllan: OMFG
[9:21:39 PM] Dyllan: 3%
[9:21:45 PM] Dyllan: IS ALL WEVE FOUND
[9:21:51 PM] b1gf4g: The ocean covers 71 percent of the Earth's surface and contains 97 percent of the planet's water, yet more than 95 percent of the underwater world remains unexplored.
[9:21:59 PM] Dyllan: 5
[9:22:01 PM] Dyllan: 5%
[9:22:04 PM] Dyllan: BIG DIFFERENCE MATE
[9:22:06 PM] Dyllan: LMFAO
[9:22:07 PM] b1gf4g: dude
[9:22:09 PM] b1gf4g: honestly
[9:22:10 PM] b1gf4g: honestly
[9:22:15 PM] b1gf4g: imagine whats down there
[9:22:20 PM] b1gf4g: IMAGINE WHATS DOWN THERE
[9:22:22 PM] Dyllan: I dont want to
[9:22:25 PM] b1gf4g: dude
[9:22:26 PM] Dyllan: I really dont
[9:22:29 PM] b1gf4g: honestly
[9:22:33 PM] b1gf4g: its not even worth finding
[9:22:43 PM] b1gf4g: its all primitive
[9:22:50 PM] Dyllan: ^
[9:22:51 PM] b1gf4g: ok dyllan
[9:22:57 PM] b1gf4g: u ready 4 something trippy again
[9:23:01 PM] Dyllan: yea
[9:23:02 PM] b1gf4g: its about evolution
[9:23:25 PM] b1gf4g: so basically there is a theory that the world was being flooded with water to form vast oceans
[9:23:35 PM] b1gf4g: and monkeys either chose to go mainland
[9:23:38 PM] b1gf4g: or enter the water
[9:23:41 PM] b1gf4g: and try to live
[9:23:42 PM] b1gf4g: basically
[9:23:48 PM] b1gf4g: the onesthat went mainladn r humans
[9:23:57 PM] b1gf4g: the ones that went water are mermaids
[9:23:59 PM] Dyllan: mammals and reptiles and stuff
[9:24:02 PM] Dyllan: and birds
[9:24:03 PM] b1gf4g: i think mermaids r done there
[9:24:05 PM] Dyllan: ya
[9:24:08 PM] Dyllan: mermaids r
[9:24:09 PM] b1gf4g: down
[9:24:12 PM] b1gf4g: dude
[9:24:16 PM] b1gf4g: mermaids r legit
[9:24:53 PM] b1gf4g: DYLLAN
[9:24:54 PM] b1gf4g: DYLLAN
[9:24:54 PM] b1gf4g: OMFG
[9:24:58 PM] b1gf4g: CAN U WATCH A YT VID RN?????
[9:25:00 PM] b1gf4g: HOLY SHIT
[9:25:01 PM] Dyllan: sure
[9:25:03 PM] b1gf4g: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKtUyIftrVU
[9:25:11 PM] b1gf4g: ITS REAL BECAUSE THEY PULL IT OUT OF THE OCEAN
[9:25:14 PM] b1gf4g: AND DROP IT BACK IN
[9:25:17 PM] b1gf4g: THEY WOULDNT DO THAT TO SOME STUNT
[9:26:06 PM] Dyllan: IK
[9:26:22 PM] b1gf4g: IT WAS SCREECHING AS WELL
[9:26:24 PM] b1gf4g: DUDE
[9:26:27 PM] b1gf4g: DID U SEE THAT SHIT
[9:26:31 PM] b1gf4g: THATS A FUCKING MERMAID