Not So Slim Shady (Slaking) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Truant
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Retaliate
- Sucker Punch
- Brick Break
- Earthquake

Emo Larry (Carracosta) (M) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Earthquake
- Waterfall
- Shell Smash
- Aqua Jet

Wicked Witch (Mismagius) (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Shadow Ball
- Dazzling Gleam
- Nasty Plot
- Taunt

Rowley (Ferroseed) @ Eviolite
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 248 HP / 140 Def / 120 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Stealth Rock
- Spikes
- Leech Seed
- Gyro Ball

my neck hurts (Typhlosion) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Eruption
- Fire Blast
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Extrasensory

I have a soul (Sandslash) (M) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Sand Veil
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 180 HP / 252 Atk / 76 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Knock Off
- Rapid Spin
- Swords Dance