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Coitus Interruptous

Jul 30th, 2016
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  1. Covet: [HI!]
  2. Tsaaq: ((Hola.))
  3. Covet: -Eli was in the kitchen making some popcorn. While it was popping away, he was opening cupboards trying to locate where the large bowls were.- Hmm No.... No.... Where would they have been put? -he opened one of the cupboards above the counter and found a stack of bowls, just as the microwave dinged.-
  4. Tsaaq: Bliss pressed the button as she slid onto the vertical lift, making sure she was secure. She waited to get to the second story then rolled off, opening the door with her key and going inside. Bliss closed the door behind her and turned to roll into the kitchen. "What are you doing?" She asked.
  5. Covet: And there you are! Fantastic timing My Dear. -He said opening up the microwave to pull out the bag of popcorn. Eli opened it and dumped it over into the bowl, filling it up, then tossed the bag into the trashcan located underneath the sink.-
  6. Tsaaq: "Oh, thank you." She laughed a little and went closer to him. "Oh popcorn, alright." Bliss said then took the bowl into her lap. "What are we watching?" She inquired.
  7. Covet: I wasn't sure yet. I was going to check the recently added stuff and see if there was anything new. Do we want to do a movie, or watch a series. I could go for either one. -He said to her making his way over to the netflix fort-
  8. Tsaaq: Bliss followed behind him. "I don't remember what was updated last when I checked." She frowned a bit. "I'd raher watch a movie, so if I miss something I only have to rewind it and not go back several episodes. You know I'm a sleepy person while viewing netflix."
  9. Covet: Very true. He took the bowl off her lap, and set it inside the for then leaned over to give her a sweet kiss on the lips, before lifting her out of her chair and into the fort, in a comfortable position. He climbed in next to her and grabbed the mouse so that he could scroll through things- Hmmm....
  10. Tsaaq: She giggled a moment and squeaked until she was in the fort, still caught off guard whenever he lifted her. "I think we can watch a classic?" She suggested. "Something funny..." She trailed off.
  11. Covet: Alright Let's see what they got in Classics, and subgenre comedy -Eli spoke while navigating through the menu- Oh, hmm, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, that could be interesting. Barbarella Queen of the Galaxy. It's got Jane Fonda in it.
  12. Tsaaq: "I like Jane Fonda." She said softly with a smile then glanced at the screen. "Popcorn, check. Fort, check. Movie, selected, check." Bliss said, going through her mental checklist.
  13. Covet: -Eli listened to her check her list off. Then when she was finished he hit play, and wrapped his arm around her waist, pulling her close, nuzzling a kiss against her cheek- It's a classic so it can't exactly be bad right?
  14. Tsaaq: Bliss smiled, nuzzling him in return. "Right." She answered him, getting as cozy as she could. She turned to look at Eli and smiled again. "Popcorn?"
  15. Covet: Yes please, Ten points to Ravenclaw if you can make it in my mouth. -He opened up his mouth for a few peices so he didn't have to let go of her.-
  16. Tsaaq: ((That sounds suggestive.))
  17. Covet: [Stop....]
  18. Tsaaq: ((Hawt.))
  19. Tsaaq: "Uhhhhh." Bliss looked between the bowl and Eli's head. She shrugged and tried to toss a popcorn into his mouth and missing like four times.
  20. Covet: -Eli stuck his tongue out a couple of times trying to catch the peice before it finally made it's way into his mouth.- Fifth time's the charm. Will give Ravenclaw Five out of ten points. -He said to her with a grin-
  21. Tsaaq: She pouted her lips. "I wanted ten points though." Bliss whined a little before giggling. She tossed the popcorn in the direction of Eli's mouth then cheered a little even though she just assumed it went in.
  22. Covet: Hmm, I might be able to be convinced to give you the other five. I'm easily bribeable. -He grinned at her, catching the next piece she threw at him-
  23. Tsaaq: "Then you're easily corruptible." Bliss she waved her finger scoldingly at him. "But what would it take?" She asked with a tilt of her head. "I'm trying to win the house cup."
  24. Covet: Only when it comes to beautiful smart women. It's my Achilles heel. -He leaned forward and pressed a kiss to her finger- Oh you want to win the house cup. That's going to take a little extra magic, to secure a win.
  25. Tsaaq: She shook her head at him and poke him in the chest with her index finger. "Are you insinutating that I should use my womanly ways to convince you?" Bliss asked, trying to smirk and sound sexy but failing.
  26. Covet: -Eli grinnned then tilted his head to the side, with a mock clueless grin- I mean if you were, I would be utterly powerless. Course when you smile and say things like that I can already feel myself crumbling. -He leaned in and pressed a kiss to her lips, running his hand along her cheek to push her hair back-
  27. Tsaaq: "You're just trying to make me feel better." Bliss sighed, waving her hand at him. "I'm not a master of seduction, I know that much." She giggled. "So don't flatter me." Bliss said before turning as much as she could to him. "How about some kisses?"
  28. Covet: -He listened to her speak- But Flattery is what I'm best at. -He watched her as she rolled around towards him, then hmm'd and haww'd about her kisses- Those are acceptable bribes as well. -He told her, then pressed his lips to hers Letting his hand move down to her hip, then around to her back to pull her closer-
  29. Tsaaq: Bliss shook her head at him. "Oh um, do you want me to start kissing you now?" She asked her eyes widening once he pulled her in. Bliss stared into his face. "How many kisses are we talking about? Two or four?" She asked biting her bottom lip a moment.
  30. Covet: Hmm, -He kissed her- I don't konw -He kissed her again- Let's go for an even six. -Another kiss- I've got -kiss- Two More -kiss- to go -The last kiss he gave her he squeezed her close- Now with that I think we can secure Ravenclaw fair running for the house cup
  31. Tsaaq: She shut her eyes and leaned deeper in with each kiss. "How could I secure a win for Ravenclaw?" Bliss asked him with her eyebrows raised slightly, fighting a smirk.
  32. Covet: I think I will have to take my wand out and give you a demonstration for a win. -He said with a wink, trying not to internally groan at his own cheesyness that time-
  33. Tsaaq: ((OH GOD.))
  34. Tsaaq: Bliss narrowed her eyes at him. "Really?" She asked with a skeptical glare then pursed her lips. "Well... I suppose that I could use a demonstration. I haven't seen you wand in a while have I?" Bliss retorted despite feeling like she was making Harry Potter dirty and it was only a little scarring.
  35. Covet: -Eli paused for a moment, pursing his lips- Please tell me you aren't the only one feeling really awkward about where this suddenly turned. I'm happy to give a demonstration, but I feel like we should leave Howarts out of it, I shouldn't have travled down that rabbit trail. -He said with an awkward smile-
  36. Tsaaq: She shook her head at him. "Yeah, don't do that. Stop that right now. If you wanted to make love you could've coerced me a different way." Bliss said, giving him a cheek pat. "But sure take out your genetalia, put it in my genetalia. We'll have coitous and then we'll sleep. And we'll have coitous without being worried about being caught, like adults." She said awkwardly, smirking nervously.
  37. Covet: Stopping all of that right now. It ended like five seconds ago, all out the window.- I don't want to just have coitous with you, silly. I want to make love to you, many times over because like you said. We get to be adults, and do what adults to. -He chuckled and kissed her hand, then let his hand slip up her shirt to cup a breast, while he looked at her face-
  38. Tsaaq: Bliss rolled her eyes and laughed, feeling her face heat up and instantly knowing she was blushing. "Oh my goodness." She whispered bashfully after he spoke then let him feel her up, even though this was her favorite MCR shit. Bliss shut her eyes a moment and leaned her face towards his for kisses. "Wait-" Bliss said as she pulled off her glasses and put them away, then resumed the kissing. ((Nerd.))
  39. Covet: -He kissed her cheeks as they turned bright red, and kept up his groping , pausing when she needed to take her glasses off, then went back to the kissing and the making out as he got her undressed for sexy times.-
  40. Tsaaq: She sighed, moaning softly as he undressed her and she tried to help but let's face it she was busy getting prepared for nerdy penetration hour. Her hands did, fortunately, manage to get Eli's shirt off and stuff.
  41. Covet: -Once they were both equally naked, Eli reached under the matress to grab one of the condoms he's strategically placed there for these kind of situations, and put that on. He leaned over her and got all situated to make sweet sweet nerdy love to her.-
  42. Tsaaq: Bliss furrowed her eyebrows once she noticed him grabbing a condom from under the mattress but quietly accepted as she prepared herself for the NERD SEX. She wrapped her arms around him and braced herself before furrowing her eyebrows and hearing vibrations from kitchen and opening her eyes.
  43. Covet: -Eli was about ready to put his DICK in her when he also heard his phone- Uh, my phone... it's fine. I'm going to ignore it, We could be sleeping for all they know. -He told her then leaned down to kiss her as he put it in slowly, getting his nerd sex on.-
  44. Tsaaq: ((BWAHAHAHA.))
  45. Tsaaq: She sighed and resumed closing her eyes and pressing her lips to his and grumbled into a few of the kisses but still attempted to ignore it as she kept her arms around him. "What if something happened?" Bliss asked quitely.
  46. Covet: Then they would have called. It's just a text. -He said trying his best to ignore it, and overcompensating at the sex as if that would help both of them forget about the phone that was incessantly buzzing on the counter.-
  47. Tsaaq: Bliss started to moan cause Eli was being all extra and shit, she gripped to him and sighed loudly. "Who is that anyways?" She asked amidst moaning even though she was trying to focus on sex things.
  48. Tsaaq: HER VAGINA WAS SUPER WET "OH BABY DON'T STOP" SHE YELLED
  49. K05K: realy wet?
  50. K05K: lol
  51. K05K: welcome
  52. Alexithymiaa: OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  53. Covet: Can I help you?
  54. Covet: <.<
  55. Alexithymiaa: Oh yeah
  56. K05K: who?
  57. Covet: Red you can stay. Joint the party, but this is a one bro show.
  58. Alexithymiaa: Oh yeahhhhh
  59. Covet: *join
  60. Covet: Dude. Really. There's too much dick with you here.
  61. K05K: ppppppppppppppfffffffffffffffff
  62. Covet: I don't know. Do you want me to check? -he asked her looking down, getting more turned on by her moans, and feeling conflicted, because the text messages kept going off. It was throwing him off his rhythm.-
  63. Tsaaq: "I don't know!" Bliss replied and went back to her soft sex sounds. "I don't know, are you close? Are you close to finishing?" She asked then respired angrily. "Wait but if you finish and I don't that's not fair-" She continued to rationalize while getting fucked. "Who do you think it is?" Bliss asked.
  64. Covet: I mean, I think I could... Just let me... -He said trying to get back into his groove- Okay I won't, I wont -he told her pulling back when she said to wait- I don't know. Maybe it's someone from the OCH? ....-He stopped altogether, now feeling a little concerned, cause bad things could be happening over there.-
  65. Tsaaq: Bliss pouted her lips as she sighed exasperately. "Who's at OCH right now?" She inquired. Bliss sputtered her lips and opened her eyes. "Just stop." She whined and covered her tiny breasts with her hands. Her face flushed pink, inititally from sexual activities but now from being frustrated.
  66. Covet: I don't know. Adam and Hayley? -He looked at her, then stopped moving out and off of her.- I'm sorry, My Dear. Let me go check... Put our minds at ease -He climbed out of the fort naked and walked across the room to look at his phone. When he saw who it was, he let out an audible groan, putting his phone down- Really.... This was supposed to stop this from happening. How. Do they have like some sort of weird super powers because they had us...How do they do this?
  67. Tsaaq: She grumbled, keeping her hands over her chest. Bliss struggled to sit up but finally made it, watching Eli as he checked his phone. "What are you talking about?" She asked with a quizzical expression then groaned. "I just want to sleep." She whined.
  68. Covet: It was my dad, asking stupid quiestions, about bagels. Why is he even awake. His bedtime should be at like 7. -Eli sighed, and looked over at Bliss- I'm sorry. I'm shutting it off net time. I can't believe him right now. -Eli walked over and helped her get her clothes rounded up so they could head to the bedroom to sleep-
  69. Tsaaq: Bliss started to frown widely as she stared blankly at Eli. "Oh my goodness." She sighed. "It's fine. Don't do that, what happens if it's an emergency next time? You don't want that." Bliss murmured. "We can try again..." She trailed off, picturing a calendar in her mind. "Some time next week?" Bliss suggested.
  70. Covet: -He looked at her and nodded- No you're right. I'm just.. Frustrated. I'll talk to him about it tomorrow. -He helped get her into her chair and pushed her into the bedroom- Next week sounds good. -He let out a sigh- Again I'm sorry.
  71. Tsaaq: "It's fine." Bliss sighed after shaking her head. "Let's just get some sleep. We'll plan this later, after you talk to your father probably." Bliss said, hoisting herself from her chair and into the bed with whining noise and covering herself up with the blankets. "Just come to bed dear, please." She whispered, closing her eyes as she leaned her head against the pillow.
  72. Covet: -He nodded and climbed into bed next to her and fell asleep after a while, looking at Bliss, which isn't weird. It's sweet.-
  73. Tsaaq: ((IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD.))
  74. Covet: [XD]
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