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Hope - Fuck Salt.

Jul 14th, 2013
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  1. >"Dad, what're you doing?"
  2. >You grunt, and flip over the brown, glisteny mass.
  3. >It hisses as it drops back into the pan.
  4. "Cooking"
  5. >Hope's arms knock yours as she tries to scramble up on the counter, but you turn and push her back down.
  6. "It's hot, and spitting. Watch yourself."
  7. >You don't mean to be this terse with her, but you had a long day at work, and the specks of oil constantly sputtering out of the pan itch and burn wherever they land.
  8. >"What're you cooking?"
  9. "Dinner. Listen, Hope, go set the table. Only for two, Gran'ma's not coming home tonight."
  10. >You breathe a sigh of relief as Hope goes, and you can hear the tinkling of cutlery as she fiddles around with knives and forks.
  11. >It's a shame that Marisa can't make it, but she's spending the week visiting her daughter.
  12. >Your ex-wife.
  13. >Letting out a sigh, you stir the pan again.
  14. >Nothing complex tonight, just a mix of fried potatoes, onion, and a few small scraps of mince.
  15. >A sort of dry stew.
  16. >Taking a small piece on the spatula, you taste-test it.
  17. "Bleh."
  18. >It's bland. If tastes were colours, this would taste beige.
  19. >Boring, samey, but solid.
  20. >Seeing as Marisa isn't coming, you can try to make it a bit more flavoursome.
  21. >A few crushed peppercorns, a sprinkle of chili flakes.
  22. >You reach into the top cupboard, and rummage around, until you find it.
  23. >The blue box looks dull in the kitchen lighting, the ponified willow pattern still odd to you, even after all these years.
  24. >You crack it open, and stir in a spoonful into the pan.
  25. >Pony food is too damned bland, because they can't salt anything.
  26. >They rely on flowers and grasses, neither of which you can eat.
  27. >It took calling in a few contacts, and skulking around in a dark alley, but you managed to get this.
  28. >Seasalt.
  29. >Imported from the coast of Griffonistan.
  30.  
  31. >The cubic crystals dissolve slowly, but a few moments later you're serving it all up, the two bowls filled past the brim.
  32. "HOPE! FOOD!"
  33. >She comes racing through, grabs the bowls out of your hands, and sprints through to the dining room.
  34. >Excited that you've actually cooked for once, rather than Marisa's bland pony-food, take-out, or instant meals.
  35. >She doesn't even wait for you to sit before tucking in herself, shovelling it in as if you'd given her a time limit.
  36. >"Thiff iff wrlly gub!"
  37. "Chew your food, then try again."
  38. >"This is really good!"
  39. "I'm glad. I also picked up som-"
  40. >You stop when you realise she isn't paying attention.
  41. >She's staring about half a foot over your head, and her pupils are mere pinpricks.
  42. >Fuck.
  43. >She's never reacted like this.
  44. >You'd thought she had your digestive system.
  45. "Hope... You okay?"
  46. >Your words seem to snap her out of whatever wonderland she was in,
  47. >Her face snaps to yours, but she still doesn't seem to see you.
  48. >With a crash, she's off, green legs pumping, and she jumps through the window.
  49. >You're getting to old for this shit.
  50. "FUCK SALT"
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