Luminose Luxrays

Lumiose Luxrays | Manager: Acast; Assman: ShadowKnight501
Jefo
Trade
Hongilus Bongilus
Metaphysical
petyer
Uberbully
Dream Eater Gengar

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	The Lumiose Luxrays were lurking in the shadows of the brightly lit arena. Waiting, watching, and listening for the best time to strike. As Jefo saw it, he thought that the rest of his team were idiots, but useful idiots. He nodded as he sensed them coming. Everyone but one nodded back. Jefo glared, but ignored it and growled to signal them to move. The fight is on!
	The Lumiose Luxrays contracted with a creature of intellect, one enough to stay close to the humans. It is a common one, however very powerful. They have enough power to silence their enemies and lower the enemies attack with, "Lightning Channel", while some of the special ones have the ability to afflict themselves with statuses to make their power skyrocket, which is called, "Status Release".
	Jefo snarled, "Let's get them boys! Wreck their faces!" "..." "What's your problem Trade? Why do you keep silently disagreeing with me?!?", Jefo howls. "..." "..." "You are a nuisance, you think we're all idiots, don't you...?", Trade finally murmurrs. "WHAT?!? TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT AFTER THIS BATTLE RETARD! I don't give a fuck about what you THINK I THINK, but let's blow their heads off first!", Jefo says as he activates Status Release and pounces on the enemy with no remorse. "... I'll remember this.", Trade mutters while using Lightning Channel. "DAMN! How'd he fucking find out, I better silence his ass later.", Jefo thinks. Hongilus Bongilus laughs, "You ladies done flirting yet? GOOD! Now focus on the damn battle." "SHUT UP HONGILUS BONGILUS!", Jefo shrieks. "Kekekeke, calm down little girl.", Hongilus Bongulus chuckles, "Don't get your panties in a twist." "Why you little-", Jefo starts. "Calm the fuck down idiots, we're in the middle of a fight. Hongilus Bongulus, you know we're in the middle of a battle. Stop. Jefo, you're more mature than this. Stop.", Metaphysical says in a soothing voice. "Fine, he's not worth it anyways.", Jefo relents. "More worth it than your mum", Hongilus Bongulus retorts. "Ha. Ha. Ha. Nice job ten year old.", Jefo replies. Hongilus Bongulus says, "Actually, I'm eleven, haha." "Hongilus Bongulus, HELP ME DAMMIT!", Metaphysical says as his Status Release is starting to take a large effect. "Fine. On it!", Hongilus Bongulus says, as he uses Lightning Channel to weaken his enemies before jumping on them. "You guys are all ridiculous", petyer scoffs as he uses Status Release and pounces on more with a special set. He goes to sleep and attacks in his sleep uncontrollably. "Woah! Watch out petyer. God damn it. I hate it when he does that!", Uberbully says. "He looks so cute like that though. And delicious. So delicious that I want to eat his precious dreams.", Dream Eater Gengar chuckles. "Please he's my punching bag Dream Eater Gengar, find your own", Uberbully declares. "Hehe fine, just help me beat these guys.", Dream Eater Gengar laughed as he pulled out his Spirit Lightning Channel, which can cripple anyone from any distance. "Heh fine. This is always fun!", Uberbully chuckles as he uses his special Adapting Status Release. This allows for Uberbully to adapt to the situation and gain advantages due to his environment. "WAIT WATCH OUT!", Trade shrieks. Everyone looks up and sees what they think is literally what death would look like. "Oh. Fuck. Me.", Jefo groans. The death incarnation swipes once and wipes out 2/3 of the squad. ""... Ugh is everyone else ok?", Jefo asks. "I'm good", Trade says. "I'm fine.", Metaphysical replies, "I think that's it though. Sire, please help us!" Shadows suddenly appear on the map obscuring everyone's vision. "... Damn it ShadowKnight501, their senses are better than ours. WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THAT?", Jefo screams. "Shut the fuck up Jefo. They'll find us-AHHHHH", Metaphysical screams as he gets caught. "Shit! Fall back Jefo, save us Acast!" Out of the sky, the weather changes harshly and is shreds through the enemy. "Thank you!", they both scream, "LET'S WIN THIS!" After this, they won like a breeze. "Bring it on!", Jefo says. "You're too slow!", Trade says.
	The battle ends with a nice feeling. Everyone's happy together and happily bashing on ShadowKnight501. Jefo walks out and then Trade follows. "Jefo, you should answer me now.", Trade mutters. "..." "..." "Fine, you're right, I thought you were all idiots, but seems like you're all just as smart as me.", Jefo relents. "Nah, you're just as stupid as us. Hehe", Trade laughs. "Hehe, you're right!", Jefo chuckles. "Well it seems you guys have a nice mood here.", someone says with a grin. "Uchh. It's ShadowKnight501. Where's Acast?", Jefo moans. "Wow? No thanks to me?", he says shocked. "What the fuck are you on? You almost made us lose!", Trade retorts coldly. "Kekeke, fine fair enough, Acast is getting preparations ready, you two go on to meet him at HQ. I'll stay here and keep the others under control." ShadowKnight501 orders. "Uch. I hate taking orders from you.", Jefo says. They run over to HQ. *Knock knock* "Come in", a voice says. They walk in and Jefo says, "What up testicle boy?"(I HAD TO) and Trade yells, "What uuuuup SACKMAN!" "Uch, I changed my name so this WOULDN'T HAPPEN!" "Hahaha", they both laugh. "Alright, what'd you call us out for sir?", Trade asks. "I don't want to say anymore...", Acast pouts. "Come on, we're sorry. Please tell us sire.", Jefo pleads. "... Fine(next time bring a girl if you're sorry), you guys have shown excellent work today, you will be our co-subleaders, is that fine?" "SIR YES SIR! WE APPRECIATE THIS VERY MUCH!", Jefo and Trade suddenly say with respect. "Alright then, DISMISSED!", Acast salutes. "THANK YOU SIR!", Trade and Jefo salute. After they left, Acast chuckles, "Man those guys are stupid and easy to manipulate. Muhahahahaha" So, there ends another regular day on the battlefield.

Disclaimer: I do not know everyone, only some of them. These sets are assumptions.
Note: References to Smash btw.