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The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0 Mon Dec 17 20:08:46 2012 No.6652103
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    >>6637609
    >are you out there shermanator?

    Hi there, Anonymous!

    Sorry for the late response. I just got off of work.

    As has been posted, I doused my pastebin in about fifty gallons of Kerosene and ignited it, after which I destroyed the ashen remains with a 20-pound satchel charge.

    There are numerous reasons for this; the cheif of which is that whenever I was mentioned, it would start a torrential trollstorm and degrade the quality that these threads once held. That's not fair to the readers, and it's not fair to the new generations of writers who are far more talented than I am. It got to the point that I couldn't even post in the threads to congratulate people without it exploding in my face.

    It was much like a veterenarian's office. Peaceful and quiet, right up until someone opens the door. The noise of the little bell signaling the arrival of a new customer initiates a nuclear chain reaction that sets off every single dog in the kennels, and for the next fifteen or twenty minutes it's this ear-bursting hurricane of high-pitched yips and hellacious roars that makes you feel like you're in the middle of a war zone.

    Sick of seeing the threads degrade to this level I went about, to the best of my ability, the removal of any reason for people to bring me up in the first place. For the most part, I think I've been successful. The threads are generally nice to read again, and I can enjoy some greentext stories in the time following my long, tiring day.

    I will not write again. I was in the process of rewriting My Little Anon to a standard which should have been more acceptable, but the aforementioned regular shitstorms took the wind out of my sails and sincerely I wish I had never wrote that dumb story. It is my fondest wish that everyone would forget about it.

    Stay beautiful.

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