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  1. (Headline) Natto diet was all a lie!
  2. In a shocking betrayal, the true reason
  3. company president said, "trust in broadcasted
  4. was avoided, using made-up numbers in the program
  5. however in reality, without any actual measurements,
  6. to normal levels
  7. announc
  8.  
  9. It seems that industry also has its troubles
  10.  
  11. Sensei!
  12.  
  13. Hm?
  14.  
  15. Please make love to me!
  16.  
  17. Wha- What are you saying all of a sudden!
  18. 2********************************************************************************
  19. It's fine!
  20. If it's sensei I'm fine with it!
  21.  
  22. YOU may be fine with it, but I'M not fine with it!
  23.  
  24. How much would society punish me if I got involved with a female student?!
  25.  
  26. Examples of teachers who fooled around with female students
  27.  
  28. Shi*-sensei → O*hara
  29. Tera*-sensei → Ri*-chan
  30. Ki*-sensei → Kao*n
  31. Ko*da-sensei → Dori*n
  32. Shima*-sensei → many
  33. Ne*-sensei → many
  34.  
  35. (the only one of these references I recognize at a glance is the last one: Negima. Some of the other name readings could be incorrect, would be best to track down the references to be sure.)
  36.  
  37. Escaped!
  38.  
  39. Tsk!
  40.  
  41. What the hell was that?
  42.  
  43. Hm?
  44.  
  45. Sensei
  46.  
  47. Kobushi-san
  48.  
  49. Sensei's tail...
  50.  
  51. Huh!?
  52.  
  53. 3********************************************************************************
  54. Would you try putting it inside me?
  55.  
  56. Not you too!
  57.  
  58. Ah...
  59.  
  60. Absolutely NO!
  61.  
  62. What is going on around here?
  63.  
  64. Ah-
  65.  
  66. Whoa!
  67.  
  68. Ouchhh... hm?
  69.  
  70. 4*********************************************************************************
  71. You looked! I'll sue you!
  72.  
  73. Waaaah!
  74.  
  75. You as well!?
  76.  
  77. Wait
  78.  
  79. This is actually normal
  80.  
  81. If you don't want to be sued...
  82.  
  83. Please put your penis into my vagina
  84.  
  85. Eeeek!
  86.  
  87. I knew it!
  88.  
  89. There's definitely something strange going on...
  90.  
  91. 5*********************************************************************************
  92. Fooound you, sensei.
  93.  
  94. AAH!
  95.  
  96. Wha- What are you doing!?
  97.  
  98. We finally captured you, sensei.
  99.  
  100. What are you even trying to do?
  101.  
  102. Allow me to explain
  103.  
  104. Fuura-san!
  105.  
  106. 6*********************************************************************************
  107. Just what has gotten into everyone?
  108.  
  109. Well
  110.  
  111. It's because having sex with sensei makes you lose weight
  112.  
  113. Sensei's semen is famous for containing all-natural weight-loss ingredients, so...
  114.  
  115. I've never heard of such a thing...
  116.  
  117. And!
  118.  
  119. ・having sex daily morning and night
  120. ・being creampied twice in a row
  121. ・having your pussy pounded more than 15 times
  122.  
  123. (Captions)
  124. Morning
  125. Night
  126. Round 2!
  127. 15th time!
  128.  
  129. They said on TV that following these steps greatly increases the effectiveness of the diet
  130.  
  131. Was that the Aru Aru Dictionary Show!?
  132.  
  133. That's how it is, so we will have sensei cooperate properly with our dieting.
  134.  
  135. 7*********************************************************************************
  136. Oraaaa!
  137.  
  138. Kyaaa!
  139.  
  140. Now, sensei, let's become one...
  141.  
  142. Nooo! This is against the law!
  143.  
  144. Sensei, I'm putting it IN.
  145.  
  146. Ah!
  147.  
  148. Aaargh!
  149.  
  150. Noooo!
  151.  
  152. H-Huh?
  153.  
  154. Hm?
  155.  
  156. Why, Why won't it go in?
  157.  
  158. Wait...
  159.  
  160. 8*********************************************************************************
  161. Could it be that this is your first time?
  162.  
  163. If so, you shouldn't do it like this...
  164.  
  165. HEY!
  166.  
  167. Yes!
  168.  
  169. What are you saying!
  170.  
  171. Huh?
  172.  
  173. Didn't I already give you my first time back in the first volume, sensei?
  174.  
  175. Ooh, so that's what happened?
  176.  
  177. That's a misunderstanding, don't just accept it!
  178.  
  179. Was it in the missionary position?
  180.  
  181. Did he come inside?
  182.  
  183. I did no such things!
  184.  
  185. But
  186.  
  187. Right now, you're inside
  188.  
  189. Oh!
  190.  
  191. Oh!
  192.  
  193. 9*********************************************************************************
  194. I, I guess this is where I should be moaning and calling you Nozomu-san, shouldn't I?
  195.  
  196. Uh... Maybe, I guess?
  197.  
  198. That makes me feel like I'm not doing a very good job...
  199.  
  200. We- Well anyway, sensei...
  201.  
  202. You need to properly
  203.  
  204. Come inside me twice.
  205.  
  206. Eek!
  207.  
  208. Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape!
  209.  
  210. Aaaaa!
  211.  
  212. There it is! Chiri-chan's 10 rape per second technique!
  213.  
  214. 10********************************************************************************
  215. I guess this makes me a criminal
  216.  
  217. That was quick, sensei
  218. I'm up next
  219.  
  220. What!?
  221.  
  222. Wait wait wait! It's extra bad with you!
  223.  
  224. It's all right, Maria's virginity was already lost to pay for living expenses
  225.  
  226. I- I can just imagine!
  227.  
  228. Here we go, sensei
  229.  
  230. Aaah!
  231.  
  232. In this way sensei ended up helping all the girls in class 2 with their diets
  233.  
  234. 11********************************************************************************
  235. And so 9 months later
  236.  
  237. Sensei!
  238.  
  239. Because of you, rather than getting thinner, I've gotten fat!
  240.  
  241. You must properly take responsibility!
  242.  
  243. I understand! I am a man!
  244.  
  245. I will die and thereby take responsibility!
  246.  
  247. Wait, sensei!
  248.  
  249. Oh?
  250.  
  251. Before you die, properly take out a life insurance policy. And before that add us to your family register.
  252.  
  253. *Plonk*
  254.  
  255. And even the ones who knew it was a lie but purposely went along with it ended up benefiting
  256.  
  257. What a bad girl
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