Magic Club plot

Mercury:Alright, Magic Club meeting time.
DMG:^_^
Jubilee:So what do ya have for us today Ami?
Mercury: Our main order of business is our upcoming challengers will have their contenders match today.
Mercury: We don't know who we will face but we should ready for whatever comes our way and be ready.
Jubilee: You guys should be careful. We haven't had the best success on our own.
Jubilee: I have yet to win a match and D got beat up by an Idol with nothing on top.
DMG: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (Cant remember if the game has a shrug gesture because its 2K14, if it does, use it)
Mercury: We haven't had the best of luck on our own, true.
Mercury: But thats why I asked our Club Teacher to come and join us so he can help motivate us!
Jubilee: Wait, we have a teacher?
*Explosion or a wall breaks down, either or both*
Scott Steiner: HOLLAR, IF YA HEAR ME!
DMG::D
Jubilee:Gawd Daium, This is the Club Teacher?
Scott Steiner: I'm one of the most decorated tag teams ever!
Jubilee: ....This is pretty awesome.
Mercury: Yes, Mr. Steiner has been very supportive of us in making this club work from the background.
Mercury: From helping us secure a room...

*Immediate Scene change to Belmont's office*

Scott Steiner: GIMME A FUCKING ROOM!
Belmont: Oh shit its Big Poppa Pump. Sure Ill give your group a room.
Scott Steiner: Well thank you very kindly my freak. *shakes hands*

*Immediate Back to 1st scene*

Mercury:...to even giving us free meals at his restaurant.
DMG: :-9
Scott Steiner: You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Mercury:Yes Sir!
DMG:b^.^d (Cant remember if the game has a thumbs up gesture because its 2K14, if it does, use it)
Jubilee: (Im so glad i'm in this club.)