Durango [the codename for the next Xbox] is designed to deliver the future of entertainment while engineered to be tolerant of today's Internet." It continues, "There are a number of scenarios that our users expect to work without an Internet connection, and those should 'just work' regardless of their current connection status. Those include, but are not limited to: playing a Blu-ray disc, watching live TV, and yes playing a single player game.

Also, policy change regarding using live fetuses in eternal youth rituals, please keep any talk about this to a minimum to the press. Oh and toilet paper is NOT FOR PERSONAL USE. Please stop taking the rolls and acting all offended when we accuse you Susan.