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- Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck.
- Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible.
- What?!
- (I don't a give a fuck...)
- About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
- (I don't give a fuck...)
- I literally don't give a fuck about anything
- I don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything
- People care about shit, I say fuck everything
- Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun
- I don't need heat of Vitamin D!
- And fuck toasters. I don't need to cook my bread
- And fuck coasters. I use a little plate instead
- And fuck roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo
- We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you
- Don't give a fuck about chairs. I prefer to stand
- And fuck air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan
- And fuck the the movie the fan, staring westly snipes
- Demolition man's the only snipes moving your light
- And fuck liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like
- Don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like
- Like tissues. Fuck them! I blow my nose on the couch
- And fuck my nostrils and my senses now I breathe through my mouth
- Don't give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes
- Fuck physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind
- Fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
- And I was awake too long, it should be half an hour at most
- And fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land
- And fuck boats, just because you float you think you're so fucking bad
- And fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
- My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...
- (I don't a give a fuck...)
- About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
- (I don't give a fuck...)
- I literally don't give a fuck about anything
- Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
- The girl says "small, medium, large?"
- I say "bitch I don't give a fuck"
- She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
- I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck, alright?"
- Don't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker
- And I don't give a fuck about liquids either
- They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
- Like human semen when I get it all over my face
- I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sex
- And fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.
- Fuck biological functions, fuck the human body
- I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
- I call myself batyodie and I fight crime at night
- I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright
- I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday
- Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way
- And fuck birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch
- Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick
- Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
- Did I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays
- If I want ice I'll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag
- Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag
- You know what? Fuck the word fuck, I don't need to use it
- I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus
- (I don't a give a chainsaw...)
- About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
- (I don't give a chainsaw...)
- I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything
- If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most
- I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuck about winning yo
- I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck,
- so I do give a fuck... wait, what?
- (I give a fuck...)
- About everything, I love everyone and care about everything
- (I give a fuck...)
- I literally care about every motherfucking thing
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