If you could have one breakfast for tomorrow knowing it’s the last day you will live, what would that be?
I DONT EVEN KNOW
Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you like as a dinner guest?
BABY
Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? Why?
NO THATS WEIRD UNLESS ITS LIKE A FUTURE EMPLOYER
If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID THE WORD MEME
If there’s a book that shows you your ending, would you want to read it?
NO ID PROBABLY JUST KILL MYSELF TO PROVE THE BOOK WRONG AFTER I READ IT
If you knew in one year you would die suddenly, what would you change about the way you are living your life now?
SEE THE ABOVE ANSWER
Do you think your name affects your personality or choice of career?
YEAH CAUSE I SUCK AND MY NAME FUCKING SUCKS
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
WHAT THE FUCK
If happiness was the national currency, what job would make you rich?
BABY'S PERSONAL SEX SLAVE
Do you push buttons more than once and do you believe that makes it work faster?
NO BUT IT HELLA RELIEVES STRESS
Would you want to be friends with yourself?
NO ID ALWAYS FEEL LIKE IM NOT AS GOOD AS MYSELF
If you won a million dollars (or some large sum of money) would you quit your job?
FUCK YEAH
Do you feel like you’ve lived this day a hundred times before?
IS THIS THE START TO A SHITTY POP SONG
Are you really wasting time if you’re enjoying it?
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A WASTE OF TIME
Would you rather lose all your money and valuables or all the pictures you’ve taken?
PICTURES I DONT WANT TO LOOK AT MY STUPID FACE BUT I LOVE MY GAMEBOY
Would you rather have a horrible short-term memory or a long-term memory?
NEITHER I HAVE GOOD OF BOTH AND IT BITES ME IN THE ASS MORE THAN ITS USEFUL
Would you rather go back to age five with everything you’ve learned or live now with everything you’ll learn in the future?
AGE FIVE LETS FUCKIN GO IM GONNA SHOW EVERYONE HOW TO GET MEW AND BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE SCHOOLBUS
Are humans better at construction or destruction?
FUCK THIS EDGY ASS QUESTION
If you could sum up all of human nature in three words, what would they be?
MEMES DRUGS SEX
What is a year of life worth? What about a day?
WELL I MAKE LIKE $90 A DAY WHEN I WORK SO MULTIPLY THAT BY 365
Are emotions necessary for human survival?
FUCK YOU ILL CRY IF I WANT TO
What is the TLDR version of your life?
HE SURE DID PLAY VIDEO GAMES
What should they teach in high school but don’t?
HOW TO NAE NAE
What inscription do you want on your gravestone?
AFK THIS TEAM SUCKS
If you had thirty seconds to send a message to the entire world, what would you say?
JUST DONT CALL MY PHONE OK IM NOT GOING TO ANSWER IT
If you could ask a single person a question, and they had to answer truthfully, who and what would it be?
ID ASK BABY WHAT GAME SHE WANTED TO PLAY
What is honor and does it matter?
HONOR IS THAT THING SAMURAIS HAD
Do you see yourself as the hero or the villain in your story?
THIS QUESTION IS STUPID AND EDGY
Is being open-minded a virtue if it allows destructive ideas to spread through society?
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
What questions would you ask your future self?
WHY DO YOU KEEP USING THE WORD MEME