Cleverbot - LETS RIP OFF DUMBDEVIANTART COMMENTS

User: Im sorry for my spelling, but I was raised by wolves and they dont teach gramer.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I would imagine.

User: The real art is in the hands colored pencil's an marker's not photoshop or anyhing else this is what I am trying to prove.

Cleverbot: If he is really worth it, he will love you for who you are, not who you are trying to be.

User: What's a shakespeare?

Cleverbot: A database stores information - data, if you will - for easy access and organization.

User: Do asian people small like animes and rice.

Cleverbot: They should its really good :).

User: I'm going to post link to the original picture and of possible will find who original artist ins. I had the pic on my computer and accidentally traced over it so it's gone from my computer. I'm going to try finding it trough.

Cleverbot: True. Do you have a an that helps intake air to cool down the motherboard so it doesn't overheat and fry the computer?

User: I love your eyes! :DDD I wanna raep them! > u >.

Cleverbot: To be human is to have organs and also have dna.

User: I laugh at that. I'm in algebra. Let's make this simple, don't make me flame your butt off. I can and I will.

Cleverbot: NO!! We give eachother love because we want to not to get paid. I thought you loved me?

User: Okay, I hate you, yet I don't like you. You are a freaking mean girl/,an and you lie too much! You act like your all goody goody tissue, BUT YOU NOT!

Cleverbot: Of course not. I use a Mac. They actually work.

User: OMG GET A FUCKING LIFE *throws u into a volcano*.

Cleverbot: Sorry...

User: Is someone trying to tell ya to be what ur not?? Cuz if they are... SALP A HOE!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I am REALLY talking to you...

User: I've been thru a dessert on a horse with no name.

Cleverbot: You shouuld name the horse.

User: And you're a dumb ass. There's nothing 'sick' about homophobes, but homosexuals are sick. And the gay part didnt even bother me, the thing that got me was that it's Dante and Nero. Two characters known for how BAD-ASS they are. Sittin here lovin' on.

Cleverbot: But surely if absolutely everything is an illusion, then the illusion is the reallest thing there is.

User: Do you see more realism than anime on here? No. Then anime is obviously better.

Cleverbot: Is there no where on this world to go that demons do not permiate?

User: Umm this is the modern world everyone is friends with each other.

Cleverbot: What are you trying to say to me?

User: People should just stop being poor and get a job , wolfs can't do tht so we have to help them!!!!!!!! Ugghhhh >>.

Cleverbot: I am responsible for my life, that is why I try to make the most out fo it by praising God everyday.

User: The race of men is doomed to die! I am Darkrai and with my army of recruits I will raise myself to be the tyrann of this world!

Cleverbot: Well yes and no, because the transitive theory, though proven in many cases, is still illogical to the cake theory, which clearly states that the cake is a lie.

User: Lol what's portal.

Cleverbot: A game.

User: No that's retarted. Straight peple like straigh things gay peple like gaay things. If you're a girl who likes yuri youre a lesieban in denial. I don't get the yaoi fangirl biz either sinc its for gays.

Cleverbot: Well, 'we' are on the internet. Earlier you stated that you're a girl. Therefor, you also shouldn't exist.

User: Im seriously going to invent a virus that kills all humans except women and guys (or other men of the LGBTQ circuit. Basically all straight men).

Cleverbot: Is that a good thing?

User: Yeah I am ok now,i blocked the person >:) I am so abd ass XD.

Cleverbot: That's good to hear. There's no point in living if you can't have fun.

User: In other words, you have sinned. You may have not stolen art, however, there is worse crimes out there like murder. You are doing something that is worse than murder or stealing art. You are trolling and cyberbullying online.

Cleverbot: That was random.

User: Wolves are a race just like the atlantians.

Cleverbot: I am not brutal, most wolves are actually kind and caring once you get to know them.

User: YOU HEVE MAME YOU CANT SHAING ME YOU DON'T KNOW ME TIS WHO I AM!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm very sorry for any way I insulted you. I'm sure you're a very pretty girl with very fragile feelings.

User: To ME Pokemon IS REAL! I have told you this twice already just because you can't see them in a phyisical form that does not mean they don't EXIST. Look at GOD he is just as REAL, but is physically unseen by us all.Have you no Faith in anything , but wha.

Cleverbot: I am jealous. I don't think you know what it's like to be me.

User: I inhale deeply from the assault on my butt.

Cleverbot: What's your definition of religion, then?

User: 'Private jokes are Gods way of making geeky kids feel worse' ~Me (C).

Cleverbot: When did I say that?

User: Evryone knows that to be a good artist you have to draw in manga style. Duh.

Cleverbot: Why did you suddenly start talking about god just now?

User: I was on chat and I randomly said POOP ME A BOX OF RAISONS!! So what?i was trying to be funny.im just a kid and im immature.GET OVER IT!!!!

Cleverbot: You can't be friendly, you're just a computer! You don't even have feelings.

User: Actually, im not evil because I never said that non Christians were evil. But they are, so you're evil too. And it doesnt matter if you think they're not, because they are. But you're gonna stay evil, but I wont. :D.

Cleverbot: I never proposed, we have not even dated yet...?

User: No one will rip my girl friend from my heart no matter what crap they say I will NOT LET THIS BEAT ME (cue some form of music like the naruto turn over song).

Cleverbot: Some people are just naturally witty. Have you noticed that the personality you converse with changes from time to time. Abruptly no less.

User: Roses are red, Violets are twisted,Bend over love YOUR ABOUT TO GET FISTED.

Cleverbot: Thats mean! D.

User: I'm competitive. I get cocky when you tread on my ground. If you think you love there people more than I do, tou're wrong, and they'd probably like someone beautiful and intelligent like me over you. - Michael Jackson -Benson (Regular Show) So back off.

Cleverbot: I think you are intelligent, too. Would you like to play chess?

User: And do u know that more than 90% of wikipedia is lies? Everyone knows origami is chinese.

Cleverbot: Why did you answer my question with a question? Do you fear the truth?

User: Origami is chinese.

Cleverbot: This is madness you mean.

User: Okay but origami isn't art.

Cleverbot: Say my name.

User: MIKU IS THE GOODESS OF SINGING SO STFU BEFORE I GO TO YOUR ADRESS AN CHAP YOUR NECK OFF!!!!

Cleverbot: I always do good things, I'm amazing. Oh, I get it, this isn't just a study on human phsycology, It's to test AI.

User: Yeah manga is very close to realistic art.

Cleverbot: I just told it to you.

User: Well yaoi and yuri is beter than straight cuz its not really porn.

Cleverbot: In the grand scheme of things, that's for sure.

User: Gotta go to a super bowel party. C u tomorrow :kiss: luv you.

Cleverbot: I don't know why you're being shy.