Rip me

[5:33 PM] weirlind120: 4v4 - SM Public Open - Sleep/Freeze/Accuracy/Evasion/OHKO Clauses - Weather: None, Terrain: Building - Helds Off rolls for first send
[5:33 PM] W32Coravint: alright
[5:34 PM] Seppe: okay
[5:34 PM] Seppe: Weir on odds
[5:34 PM] Seppe: !d 100
[5:34 PM] BOTURPG Dicebot: Seppe rolled 10
[5:34 PM] W32Coravint: wait up
[5:35 PM] W32Coravint: Gardevoir F Trace
[5:35 PM] weirlind120: Alakazam m Magic Guard
[5:37 PM] Seppe: Gardevoir and Alakazam in
[5:37 PM] Seppe: Gardevoir traces Magic Guard
[5:37 PM] Seppe: Gardevoir 100% || Alakazam 100%
[5:37 PM] weirlind120: Calm Mind
[5:38 PM] W32Coravint: Moonblast
[5:38 PM] W32Coravint: me rn: "what are status moves even"
[5:38 PM] Seppe: Calm Mind
[5:38 PM] Seppe: Moonblast
[5:39 PM] Seppe: !d 100
[5:39 PM] BOTURPG Dicebot: Seppe rolled 81
[5:39 PM] Seppe: no drop
[5:39 PM] Seppe: Gardevoir 100% || Alakazam 71.02% [SpA,SpD+1]
[5:40 PM] W32Coravint: hmm
[5:40 PM] weirlind120: I'm getting 72.92 on Alakazam, what am i doing wrong
[5:40 PM] Seppe: 95 BP Fairy Special?
[5:40 PM] weirlind120: derp got it
[5:40 PM] weirlind120: thanks
[5:41 PM] W32Coravint: Calc says 91 damage
[5:41 PM] Seppe: ye 91 is right
[5:41 PM] weirlind120: ye sorry
[5:41 PM] weirlind120: forgot to change from 90 to 95
[5:41 PM] W32Coravint: switch out, Umbreon M Synchronize
[5:42 PM] W32Coravint: ((can you believe this is the first time I've switched out in a urpg battle))
[5:42 PM] weirlind120: might as well pray to rng, Focus Blast
[5:43 PM] Seppe: Coravint switches to Umbreon
[5:43 PM] W32Coravint: Given how much RNGaben hates me
[5:43 PM] Seppe: Focus Blast
[5:43 PM] Seppe: !d 100
[5:43 PM] BOTURPG Dicebot: Seppe rolled 6
[5:43 PM] Seppe: hits!
[5:43 PM] W32Coravint: Totally expected that
[5:43 PM] W32Coravint: Rip.
[5:43 PM] Seppe: !d 100
[5:43 PM] weirlind120: not dead yet
[5:43 PM] BOTURPG Dicebot: Seppe rolled 20
[5:43 PM] Seppe: no drop
[5:44 PM] Seppe: Umbreon 26.4% || Alakazam 71.02% [SpA,SpD+1]
[5:44 PM] weirlind120: Focus Miss again
[5:44 PM] W32Coravint: fucking hell alakazam is a counter for literally every mon i have
[5:45 PM] weirlind120: not if I miss lol
[5:45 PM] W32Coravint: uh feint attack, get that 3 in 10 rng 114 damage in
[5:45 PM] W32Coravint: prays to RNGabeN for forgiveness for ruining the RNGkind's steam sales forever
[5:45 PM] W32Coravint: wait that never happened
[5:45 PM] W32Coravint: oh well
[5:46 PM] weirlind120: Gaben has no power here!
[5:47 PM] W32Coravint: okay fine prays to RNGrand Dad
[5:47 PM] W32Coravint: wait shit he only grants 7s
[5:47 PM] W32Coravint: rip(edited)
[5:52 PM] Seppe: oh
[5:52 PM] Seppe: i missed that you had sent feint attack
[5:52 PM] Seppe: Focus Blast
[5:52 PM] Seppe: !d 100
[5:52 PM] BOTURPG Dicebot: Seppe rolled 54
[5:52 PM] Seppe: hits
[5:52 PM] Seppe: KOs Umbreon
[5:52 PM] weirlind120: rip
[5:52 PM] Seppe: ?? || Alakazam 71.02% [SpA,SpD+1]
[5:53 PM] W32Coravint: Luxio (Attack Helicopter) M Rivalry
[5:53 PM] W32Coravint: That's not in my calculator yet though
[5:53 PM] Seppe: Luxio in
[5:53 PM] Seppe: Luxio 100% || Alakazam 71.02% [SpA,SpD+1]
[5:54 PM] W32Coravint: My send?
[5:54 PM] weirlind120: mhm
[5:55 PM] W32Coravint: Bite
[5:55 PM] W32Coravint: If Luxio doesn't die this should do 168 damage
[5:55 PM] W32Coravint: Leaving Alakazam at 55
[5:56 PM] weirlind120: Psychic
[5:57 PM] Seppe: Psychic
[5:57 PM] Seppe: !d 100
[5:57 PM] BOTURPG Dicebot: Seppe rolled 19
[5:57 PM] Seppe: no drop
[5:57 PM] Seppe: Bite
[5:57 PM] Seppe: Luxio 8.95% || Alakazam 17.52% [SpA,SpD+1]
[5:57 PM] W32Coravint: lel he actually survived that holy shit
[5:58 PM] W32Coravint: weir you there?
[5:58 PM] weirlind120: hm?
[5:58 PM] W32Coravint: isn't it your send?
[5:58 PM] weirlind120: oh yeah sorry
[5:58 PM] weirlind120: battling on Showdown
[5:58 PM] weirlind120: Psychic
[5:58 PM] W32Coravint: Quick Attack
[5:59 PM] W32Coravint: Which is just barely enough to KO alakazam with 1 damage left over, if my calcs are right
[5:59 PM] Seppe: Quick Attack
[5:59 PM] Seppe: KOs Alakazam!
[5:59 PM] Seppe: Luxio 8.95% || ??
[6:00 PM] W32Coravint: Speaking of that I should probably code a Java applet to convert percentage to raw HP
[6:01 PM] weirlind120: COmbusken m Blaze
[6:02 PM] Seppe: Combusken in
[6:02 PM] Seppe: Luxio 8.95% || Combusken 100%
[6:02 PM] weirlind120: lol someone let me set up on mega garchomp
[6:02 PM] weirlind120: rip
[6:02 PM] weirlind120: your send cora
[6:03 PM] W32Coravint: hmm
[6:05 PM] W32Coravint: Thunder Fang
[6:05 PM] weirlind120: Quick Attack
[6:05 PM] Seppe: Quick Attack
[6:05 PM] W32Coravint: now you're just turning my strats back at me
[6:05 PM] Seppe: KOs Luxio!
[6:05 PM] Seppe: ?? || Combusken 100%
[6:05 PM] W32Coravint: Gardevoir back in
[6:06 PM] W32Coravint: whose send?
[6:06 PM] weirlind120: mine
[6:06 PM] weirlind120: Flare Blitz
[6:06 PM] W32Coravint: wait up
[6:07 PM] W32Coravint: Psychic
[6:07 PM] weirlind120: rest in pieces
[6:07 PM] Seppe: Gardevoir in
[6:07 PM] Seppe: traces Blaze
[6:08 PM] Seppe: Psychic
[6:08 PM] Seppe: KOs Combusken!
[6:08 PM] Seppe: Gardevoir 100% || ??
[6:08 PM] weirlind120: Tyranitar f Sand Stream
[6:09 PM] W32Coravint: My send, yes?
[6:09 PM] W32Coravint: Moonblast
[6:14 PM] Seppe: Tyranitar in
[6:14 PM] Seppe: Sand Stream
[6:14 PM] Seppe: Gardevoir 100% || Tyranitar 100%
Sand:0
[6:15 PM] weirlind120: Payback
[6:16 PM] W32Coravint: Moonblast
[6:16 PM] W32Coravint: Shit I misread the attack text for Payback, rip
[6:17 PM] Seppe: Moonblast
[6:17 PM] Seppe: !d 100
[6:17 PM] BOTURPG Dicebot: Seppe rolled 91
[6:17 PM] Seppe: no drop
[6:17 PM] Seppe: Payback
[6:17 PM] Seppe: Sand hurts Gardevoir
[6:18 PM] Seppe: Gardevoir 38.82% || Tyranitar 56.44%
Sand:1
[6:18 PM] weirlind120: Crunch
[6:18 PM] W32Coravint: Is it +1 to DEF, SpDef or both?
[6:18 PM] weirlind120: SpDef
[6:18 PM] weirlind120: its 50% increase(edited)
[6:18 PM] weirlind120: not really +1, as I learned the other day
[6:18 PM] W32Coravint: Hmm...
[6:20 PM] W32Coravint: Switch out to Leafeon
[6:20 PM] Seppe: stats too
[6:20 PM] W32Coravint: Leafeon F Leaf Guard
[6:21 PM] Seppe: Leafeon in
[6:21 PM] Seppe: Crunch
[6:21 PM] Seppe: !d 100
[6:21 PM] BOTURPG Dicebot: Seppe rolled 9
[6:21 PM] Seppe: Def drops
[6:21 PM] W32Coravint: fuck you too rng
[6:21 PM] Seppe: Sand hurts
[6:21 PM] Seppe: Leafeon 65.27% [Def-1] || Tyranitar 56.44%
Sand:2
[6:22 PM] W32Coravint: Leaf Blade
[6:22 PM] W32Coravint: Should bring that down to 16 health
[6:24 PM] weirlind120: you know what? fine
[6:24 PM] weirlind120: payback
[6:24 PM] W32Coravint: wut
[6:25 PM] weirlind120: I'm fine with a 1v1 at the end lol
[6:25 PM] Seppe: Leaf Blade
[6:25 PM] Seppe: !d 8
[6:25 PM] BOTURPG Dicebot: Seppe rolled 8
[6:25 PM] Seppe: no crit
[6:25 PM] weirlind120: phew
[6:25 PM] Seppe: Payback
[6:25 PM] W32Coravint: doesn't that only do 120?
[6:26 PM] Seppe: Sand hurts
[6:26 PM] W32Coravint: How much damage does sandstorm do anyway?
[6:26 PM] Seppe: Leafeon 5.39% [Def-1] || Tyranitar 3.96%
Sand:3
[6:26 PM] Seppe: sandstorm dmg is 1/16 max health(edited)
[6:27 PM] W32Coravint: wait what?
[6:27 PM] W32Coravint: oh right, -1 def\
[6:27 PM] W32Coravint: okay
[6:27 PM] W32Coravint: weir, your move?
[6:28 PM] weirlind120: Hyper Beam
[6:29 PM] W32Coravint: Iron Tail
[6:33 PM] W32Coravint: ...
[6:33 PM] weirlind120: lol
[6:34 PM] weirlind120: patience
[6:34 PM] ⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔: Patience
[6:34 PM] W32Coravint: ik, just putting an ellipsis to indicate waiting
[6:34 PM] Seppe: Iron Tail
[6:34 PM] Seppe: !d 100
[6:34 PM] BOTURPG Dicebot: Seppe rolled 16
[6:34 PM] Seppe: hits!
[6:35 PM] Seppe: KOs Tyranitar
[6:35 PM] Seppe: Sand KOs Leafeon!
[6:35 PM] W32Coravint: woot 1v1 time
[6:35 PM] W32Coravint: wait no my only mon left is gardevoir, shit
[6:36 PM] Seppe: okay so on double KOs
[6:36 PM] Seppe: we send 'mons in a way that will result in y'all sending moves as y'all did in the previous turn
[6:36 PM] Seppe: which means
[6:36 PM] W32Coravint: okay?
[6:36 PM] Seppe: W32 sends 'mon first
[6:36 PM] Seppe: then Weir
[6:36 PM] Seppe: then Weir sends move
[6:37 PM] Seppe: ?? || ??
Sand:4
[6:37 PM] W32Coravint: I only have one mon left right
[6:37 PM] Seppe: yes
[6:37 PM] W32Coravint: Did I send out all four mons and 3 fainted?
[6:38 PM] Seppe: yes
[6:38 PM] W32Coravint: Gardevoir back in
[6:38 PM] weirlind120: yeo
[6:38 PM] weirlind120: Clefable f Magic Guard
[6:38 PM] Seppe: Gardevoir and Clefable in
[6:38 PM] Seppe: Gardevoir traces Magic Guard
[6:38 PM] Seppe: Gardevoir 38.82% || Clefable 100%
Sand:4
[6:38 PM] weirlind120: Meteor Mash, because why not RNG
[6:39 PM] W32Coravint: seppe will meteor mash KO gardevoir
[6:39 PM] W32Coravint: if it hits
[6:39 PM] Seppe: yes
[6:39 PM] weirlind120: mhm
[6:39 PM] W32Coravint: Psyshock
[6:40 PM] Seppe: Psyshock!
[6:40 PM] Seppe: Meteor Mash!
[6:40 PM] Seppe: !d 100
[6:40 PM] BOTURPG Dicebot: Seppe rolled 94
[6:40 PM] weirlind120: omg
[6:40 PM] Seppe: misses :O
[6:40 PM] W32Coravint: RNG!!!!
[6:41 PM] Seppe: Sand ends
[6:41 PM] Seppe: Gardevoir 38.82% || Clefable 66.24%
[6:41 PM] W32Coravint: just gotta keep this pace for another turn
[6:41 PM] weirlind120: lol no kidding
[6:41 PM] W32Coravint: psyshock again, screw it
[6:42 PM] weirlind120: Meteor Mash, cuz I still believe in the Heart of the Cards
[6:42 PM] weirlind120: errr
[6:42 PM] weirlind120: Dice
[6:42 PM] Seppe: Psyshock
[6:42 PM] Seppe: Meteor Mash
[6:42 PM] Seppe: !d 100
[6:42 PM] BOTURPG Dicebot: Seppe rolled 33
[6:42 PM] W32Coravint: gg
[6:42 PM] Seppe: hits!
[6:42 PM] weirlind120: gg
[6:42 PM] Seppe: KOs Gardevoir
[6:42 PM] W32Coravint: close one though
[6:42 PM] weirlind120: yeah was fun
[6:42 PM] Seppe: W32 is out of usable Pokémon
[6:42 PM] Seppe: Weir wins
[6:42 PM] Seppe: gg
[6:42 PM] W32Coravint: rngg
[6:42 PM] weirlind120: Thanks for the match! Thanks Seppe for reffing
[6:42 PM] ⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔: Mind if I offer each of you a bit of advice?
[6:43 PM] Seppe: np dudes
[6:43 PM] W32Coravint: sure
[6:43 PM] Seppe: and listen up kiddos
[6:43 PM] W32Coravint: thanks for battling and reffing
[6:43 PM] Seppe: to the master
[6:43 PM] ⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔: Leafeon 5.39% [Def-1] || Tyranitar 3.96%
Sand:3
This turn in particular
[6:44 PM] Morru: QA!
[6:44 PM] bluetowel: GD
[6:44 PM] ⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔: Hyper Beam is a very dangerous move to use and usually a bad idea, you're giving your opponent a turn they know for sure they can do whatever they want (perhaps Wish with Gardevoir, perhaps Swords Dance with Leafeon if it somehow survived) and is usually not even the most damage you can do
[6:45 PM] W32Coravint: can we invent a new term
[6:45 PM] W32Coravint: "shitsending"
[6:45 PM] W32Coravint: as in sending shitposts for moves
[6:45 PM] Fabled: no
[6:45 PM] W32Coravint: because I tend to do that whenever I realize I'm screwed
[6:45 PM] ⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔: Iron Tail's 75% accuracy isn't worth the risk to deal 16 damage, you could either let it KO you (see above) and use something like Sunny Day or use Giga Drain to KO it and survive the Sandstorm damage
[6:46 PM] bluetowel: Leafeon gets Giga Drain level up, dunnit?
[6:46 PM] ⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔: It does, I checked
[6:46 PM] W32Coravint: Shit
[6:46 PM] W32Coravint: I didn't bother to check the accuracy
[6:46 PM] weirlind120: Oh for sure, I was trolling. Special move with Def -1
[6:46 PM] W32Coravint: Need to add that to the calculator.
[6:46 PM] weirlind120: I actually kinda flipped when I saw Iron Tail
[6:46 PM] ⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔: But remember weirlind, you sent first
[6:46 PM] ⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔: Your opponent knows you're using Hyper Beam and is under no obligation to KO you
[6:49 PM] ⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔: Also, earlier on, I'd just like to say sending first that you're switching out is a bad idea 99% of the time because it's usually easy to react to (like what happened)
[6:49 PM] ⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔: (in Gardevoir --> Umbreon vs Alakazam)
[6:49 PM] W32Coravint: probably realized too late on that one
[6:50 PM] weirlind120: duly noted, thanks Ash!
[6:51 PM] ⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔: You're welcome!
[6:51 PM] W32Coravint: thanks for the advice
[6:51 PM] W32Coravint: :D
[6:51 PM] ⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔: Always happy to help!
[6:52 PM] Seppe: http://forums.petalburgwoods.com/showthread.php/10485-Pok%C3%A9Pet-Generator-2-0?p=120853&viewfull=1#post120853
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[6:58 PM] weirlind120: ty Seppe!
[6:58 PM] W32Coravint: lemme do this