[FR] Life of Why

>Day I'd rather be stuck with Richard parker in Equestria
>You are Anonymous Moliter Patel, an Indian in this world full of ponies
>You didn't mind it here, the ponies were nice, and they were all vegetarian, like you
>You worked at the ponyville docks, and would occasionally go with the shipping freighters on their voyages to various destinations
>They never lasted for more then a few days
>Today was like no other, you got up and did the triple S
>Walking downstairs, you pour the combination of the gods for breakfeast, Applebloom Crunch mixed with Sweetie Belle swirl instead of milk
>Its orgasmic
>You are interrupted by a knock at your door, which is odd because Fluttershy usually waited until you were done eating
>You answer it, and Fluttershy's wings are stiff, she looks all hot and bothered
Why so early today yellowwhisper?
>"Umm, its Fluttershy, and, um, m-my Anon-sense went off"
Your what?
>"M-my Anon-sense. Whenever you say or think something related to sex it goes off. Was the cereal really that g-good? Ooh! Is that your fetish?"
No, now leave before I release the hounds
>"Aww, can't I stay to say hello to the little guys?"
Get out

>You go back to your AB crunch Sweetie Belle swirl combination to find the swirl has dissolved the tasty treats
>Fucking Fluttershy, ruining your orgasmic breakfeast
>You hear a voice outside your house
>"Anon...? That was two in one sentence!"
GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
>You go and get changed into your dock clothes, and open the door, ready to start work
>Strolling down to the main office, you clock-in and go check the wall for your assignment
>A note sticks to where your spot is, and it says 'Anon, you're going with a shipment of pets to manehattan. Bags have been packed for you and put on Freighter 13-B, we leave at 9:00 a.m.
>Finally, another trip
>It'd been a month since your last one, and you enjoyed the open sea more then you did the land
>You grab the note, and chuck it in a wastepaper basket on your way out the door
>Reaching the dock holding 13-B, you board and find several of your crew-mates already getting the sails ready
>You still couldn't understand how just sails could propel an entire freighter without help from engines or coal or steam power, but magic you guess
>"Hey Anon, your stuff is dow below decks, you wanna go make sure nothings missing before we pull up the anchor and hoist off?
Nah, I'm sure its fine. Plus we're only going to Manehattan, its only two days away
>"Suit yourself."
>He calls to the rest of the crew
>"Stallions, we're off!"
>They cheer

>You get to work pulling ropes and getting the rest of the sails in order
>Your hands come in very useful
>Unicorns weren't really cut out for this kind of stressful labor, and pegasi could just fly everywhere, so you and the earth pony crew made good use of your hands
>Finally, the anchor is hoisted up and the boat slowly begins to chug forward
>You hear a squealing coming from below deck and cock your head, trying to locate the source
>A door opens from one of of the hatches leading below deck, and a yellow hoof reaches up
>Another squeal is heard, and the hoof dissapears, followed by a thump
>You walk over and look down the hatch, and see none other than Fluttershy looking green around the gills, sprawled on the floor down below
>"H-hey Anon, I-[she wretches]-We're on the same..urgh..boat"
Fluttershy! What're you doing here?
>You help her up to the top deck
>"What am I doing here? Don't you remember signing up for the couples cruise with me?"
>You give her a look
>"Um, I mean, some of my little animal friends found owners in Manehttan and I came to make sure they got their safely"
>You look back at the land longingly, which looked way more appealing now

>Day night in Equestria
>Its raining outside the cabin, and huge waves crash against the hull of the ship
>You can't sleep, because you've already rolled out of your top bumk twice
>Fluttershy lies in a pool of her own vomit on the bottom bunk, passed out from what you assume is dehydration
>You decide to take a walk on the deck to see if everything is in order and that the storm didn't offset any of the animal cages
>Walking to the door, you hear Fluttershy mumble your name in her sleep
>That'd be cute if it didn't creep the hell out of you
>Opening the hatch, you are instantly buffetted by a mixture of howling wind and rain
>You step out, and fall over, your cheek making aquaintences with the wood floor
>Staggering up, you turn around in time to see a huge wave coming towards the boat
...fuck
>The wave reaches its full height and crashes downwards almost directly on you
>You swallow what seems like a gallon of saltwater, and the boat is tilted severely sideays from the impact
>Staggering up yet again, you see a considerable amount of seawater has filled the decks, and goone into the cabins

>You see the crew doing their best to maintain the ship on the poopdeck down below, but they're making no headway
>You watch in horror as another wave comes over the poopdeck, crashes, and sweeps away the ponys working down there
>Water fills the boat, and it starts to lean condierably
>This is enough watching, not enough action
>You run to one of the life-rafts, and lower the cords down a good ten feet
>You prepare to jump in, and then think better of it
>You need supplies on the open sea
>You run back to your cabin to grab your emergency kit out of your drawer, which has numerous foods, drinks and medical supplies
>You're about to leave, but you notice Fluttershy still sleeping on the bottom bunk
>You scoop her up in her arms and start to run back to the life boat
>All the times shes tried to guess your fetish and tried to seduce you, she still didn't deserve to drown
>You drop her down into the lifeboat with a dull thud, and jump in after her
>Drawing a survival knife from your side, you cut the cords holding the boat up with a swing
>Nausea overtakes you as you plummet down into the sea, hitting it and bobbing back up like a bouncy ball

>You regain your balance and sit up
>Grabbing the oars, you row away from the sinking ship
>After five minutes, you stop, your arms burning from the exertion, and look back
You watch as the tip of the freighter sinks under the water, lighting the water from underneath and creating a brilliant, macrabre spectacle
>You let the tears out
>Those were good ponies, you'd shared many a voyage with them
>After a few minutes, you lie down, and use Fluttershy as a pillow
>You fall asleep
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>Day 1 on the water in Equestria
>You wake up but don't open your eyes
>You hear breathing over you, and feel heat radiating off something on your chest
>Opening your eyes, you see two huge blue eyes staring back at you inches away
Sweet Krishna!
>Startled, you slam your head back and hit it on the metal hull
>"Oh, are you okay Anon? S-sorry, I just, um..., you look so cute when you sleep....."
>You sit up rubbing your head
>"By the way..w-what happened?"

>Its a half hour later
>And she's still crying over her dead animals
Fluttershy, look, we have to figure out what to do here
>"You think this is the time for that?! All my poor little animals!"
>Sigh
Look, I know your upset. Some of my friends were back there too. But we have to worry about ourselves now!
>"I g-guess you're right"
Can you fly up nd search for land?
>"What? No! I'm not leaving your side mister, what if I go searching and can't find you again, or a shark attacks and I'm not there to tell him not to?"
Come on Fluttershy, just go up a little ways and look around
>"N-No!"
>She wraps her hooves around you and doesn't let go

>Day I've lost count at sea
>Its been...so...long at sea with Fluttershy....
>It took her nearly a week to agree to eating fish
>Nealy a month to gut a fish herself
>Your clothes have desinigrated since the wreck
>Much to Fluttershy's contentness
>Her fetish attempts have been unrelenting
>Nthing to stop her from guessing them all
>Today starts like no other
>Get up
>Do the  0 S
>No shower, no shave, no shit
>You don't eat enough to shit
>You look around
>Much to your excitement, you see land! Its relativvely close!
Fluttershy! Wake up!
>"Huh, whaa? Do you want to have sex now?"
No, look, land! grab an oar, lets go!
>She complues, and you start to row to shore
>You reach the beech, and fall out of the boat onto the sand
>You kiss the ground, Fluttershy kisses you
We made it! All those weeks at sea and we've made it!

>You look around
>Some ponies sunbathing stare at you giving you weird looks
>You look around, and see the docks in the distance
>Some Earth ponies come running towards you from that direction
>The haze clears and..its...its your crew? Its your crew!
>They're alive! its a miracle!
>They run up, and you give your captain a bearhug
How're all you alive? This is amazing!
>"Well, when Fluttershy told us about her little predicament, we decided to use a little magic and set you two up on a little love cruise. You know, you save her, she 'repays' you..."
>You look at him increduosly
This whole thing has been a set up?
>"Well, its worth it now, aint it? You two did, you know...?"
NO! We didn't!
>"Really, thirty hours at sea and no...?"
>Thirty hours? Thirty hours!
We were only out there for thirty hours!
>You rip off your fake beard, and turn to see Fluttershy cowering behind a dock pony

Why? WHy'd you do this Fluttershy?
>"I-I just thought, um, being stranded at sea might be your fetish..."
>You storm off
>You go to the docks and see Twilight
What're you doing here?
>"Me? I'm the unicorn who provided the magic for that little show!"
>She says proudly
You helped Fluttershy with this whole thing?! You made me think my friends were dead!
>You can't take this anymore
>You punch Twilight
>You're sent to jail for punching an element
>Your cellmate and showermat is snowflake
>You drop the soap in the shower
>At least you weren't
>Fucking Fluttershy