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- -- explodingLeprechaun [EL] began pestering penultimateBeverage [PB] at 5:29 --
- EL: WAHOOHOO!
- PB: AHHHH!!!!
- EL: *KABOOM*
- EL: *$PLAT*
- PB: Who be ye?! D:<
- EL: Shamrock, the exploding leprechaun.
- PB: Oh okay
- EL: Yes.
- EL: i have just covered the immediate area in leprechaun guts
- EL: this service has a $800 fee
- PB: Does that include cleaning up?
- EL: no
- PB: Then I'll pass
- EL: OR I COULD CALL OVER MY LEPRECHAUN BUDDIES
- PB: I SIGNED NO CONTRACT!
- EL: YES YOU DID
- EL: IT IS
- EL: OVER THERE
- PB: That's not even my name on it!
- EL: OH YEAH?
- PB: YEAH
- EL: OH YEAH?!
- PB: YEAH!!
- EL: OH YEAH??!!
- PB: This is silly
- EL: OH YEAH???!!!
- EL: wait
- EL: thats the wrong contract
- PB: Told you so
- EL: ok theres the right one over there
- EL: see look right on the bottom it says ginger ale
- EL: wait
- EL: that is a receipt with ginger ale spilt on it
- PB: Yes, it is
- PB: Only contract I've signed is to become the greatest blues artist in the world
- EL: ok i have like eighty pieces of paper here
- EL: and i assure you that one of them is the contract
- EL: ok so pay up
- PB: No way, you've got the wrong person
- PB: I'm not paying for YOUR mistakes!
- EL: OH, LEPRECHAUN BUDDIES
- PB: LET THEM COME! D:<
- EL: *SUDDENLY, EXPLODING LEPRECHAUNS. THOUSANDS OF THEM.*
- EL: ...
- EL: ATTAAAAAAACK
- PB: Wait!
- PB: I have Whiskey!
- EL: ...
- EL: whiskey
- PB: And I'm not afraid to use it!
- EL: .....
- EL: WE SHALL ATTACK DESPITE THIS
- EL: THE BATTLE IS OURS
- EL: CHARGE, MEN. CHARGE FOR ALL YOUR WORTH.
- PB: I SHALL DRINK THE WHISKEY IN THE FRONT OF YOU
- PB: ALL OF IT
- EL: NOT ALL OF YOU SHALL SURVIVE, BUT THIS WILL BE A PROUD VICTORY FOR LEPRECHAUNS.
- EL: SO CHARGE, FOR THE HOMELAND.
- EL: AND EXPLODE.
- PB: BOOM!
- PB: Hmm wait
- PB: I forgot I need to finish writing this pm
- PB: Be right back
- EL: ALRIGHT
- PB: It'll take a while since it's two pm's. We ended up writing so long messages they wouldn't fit into one and they've only been growing.. <.<
- EL: jegus just how WRITING do you even have to BE just to DO something like that
- PB: I just happened :(
- EL: you did?
- PB: *It
- EL: i did not think that people could be events
- PB: I am the GRANDEST EVENT of all! It's me!
- EL: no I am!
- EL: i'm a god damn exploding leprechaun!
- PB: And I'm the goddamn BATMAN!
- PB: No wait, that was Bruce
- EL: Bruce Banner.....
- EL: *DRAMATIC ZOOM IN*
- PB: Yes
- EL: OR BRUCE WAYNE?
- PB: This question is true
- EL: ok
- EL: well
- EL: oh god
- EL: my leprechaun friends
- EL: whyyyyyy
- PB: Only one you have to blame is yourself!
- PB: You didn't even provide them above average dental!
- EL: oh god
- EL: im so sorry, fallen leprechauns
- EL: what have i done
- PB: You could collect their teeth and sell them to the toothfairy to raise a fund in their memory
- EL: *falls to knees and raises hands, yelling. the camera cuts to a bird's eye view and zooms out towards the sky while it's raining, it is tragic*
- EL: ok i will do that
- EL: problem solved
- -- aFourtytwo [AF] began pestering penultimateBeverage [PB] at 5:47 --
- AF: YOU HAVE DEFEATED MY LEPRECHAUNS? IMPOSSIBLE!
- AF: WE MUST KUNG FU FIGHT!
- PB: WITH BANJOS
- AF: okay
- AF: banjo battle
- PB: *starts riffing some bluegrass chords in the spirit of Van Halen*
- AF: *DRAGONFORCE AND FREE BIRD EXCEPT WITH BANJOS*
- PB: CURSES! *Mark Knopfler and Jeff Freaking Beck with BANJOS*
- AF: *JIMI HINDRIX*
- AF: *YNGWEI MALMSTEEN*
- PB: *CHUCK BERRY AND BUDDY HOLLY*
- AF: *IMAGINATION MOVERS*
- PB: *DUCK WALK*
- AF: *DANCE-A-LOT ROBOT DINOSAUR DANCE*
- PB: I'm sorry, I don't think I can top robot dinosaurs. They're my one weakness! D:
- AF: *ROBOT DINOSAUR SONG*
- AF: *ROBOT DINOSAUR ANTHEM*
- PB: No wait! I can counter it.. with the power of ELTON JOHN! *CROCODILE ROCK!!!*
- AF: *SALAMANDER ROCK*
- AF: *TURTLE ROCK*
- PB: Okay, that's enough. I need to get back to writing this crazy thing
- AF: I am the victor!
- PB: It's you :(
- AF: Now, please pay the leprechaun explosion fees.
- PB: No
- AF: yesss
- PB: Oh fine fine <.<
- PB: Here's $800 of monopoly money. It's all I have.
- AF: yaaaaay
- PB: Now go and buy those blue ones
- AF: oh god i just spent it all on toys from disney world
- AF: OH WELL
- PB: D:
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