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  2. -- explodingLeprechaun [EL] began pestering penultimateBeverage [PB] at 5:29 --
  3.  
  4. EL: WAHOOHOO!
  5. PB: AHHHH!!!!
  6. EL: *KABOOM*
  7. EL: *$PLAT*
  8. PB: Who be ye?! D:<
  9. EL: Shamrock, the exploding leprechaun.
  10. PB: Oh okay
  11. EL: Yes.
  12. EL: i have just covered the immediate area in leprechaun guts
  13. EL: this service has a $800 fee
  14. PB: Does that include cleaning up?
  15. EL: no
  16. PB: Then I'll pass
  17. EL: OR I COULD CALL OVER MY LEPRECHAUN BUDDIES
  18. PB: I SIGNED NO CONTRACT!
  19. EL: YES YOU DID
  20. EL: IT IS
  21. EL: OVER THERE
  22. PB: That's not even my name on it!
  23. EL: OH YEAH?
  24. PB: YEAH
  25. EL: OH YEAH?!
  26. PB: YEAH!!
  27. EL: OH YEAH??!!
  28. PB: This is silly
  29. EL: OH YEAH???!!!
  30. EL: wait
  31. EL: thats the wrong contract
  32. PB: Told you so
  33. EL: ok theres the right one over there
  34. EL: see look right on the bottom it says ginger ale
  35. EL: wait
  36. EL: that is a receipt with ginger ale spilt on it
  37. PB: Yes, it is
  38. PB: Only contract I've signed is to become the greatest blues artist in the world
  39. EL: ok i have like eighty pieces of paper here
  40. EL: and i assure you that one of them is the contract
  41. EL: ok so pay up
  42. PB: No way, you've got the wrong person
  43. PB: I'm not paying for YOUR mistakes!
  44. EL: OH, LEPRECHAUN BUDDIES
  45. PB: LET THEM COME! D:<
  46. EL: *SUDDENLY, EXPLODING LEPRECHAUNS. THOUSANDS OF THEM.*
  47. EL: ...
  48. EL: ATTAAAAAAACK
  49. PB: Wait!
  50. PB: I have Whiskey!
  51. EL: ...
  52. EL: whiskey
  53. PB: And I'm not afraid to use it!
  54. EL: .....
  55. EL: WE SHALL ATTACK DESPITE THIS
  56. EL: THE BATTLE IS OURS
  57. EL: CHARGE, MEN. CHARGE FOR ALL YOUR WORTH.
  58. PB: I SHALL DRINK THE WHISKEY IN THE FRONT OF YOU
  59. PB: ALL OF IT
  60. EL: NOT ALL OF YOU SHALL SURVIVE, BUT THIS WILL BE A PROUD VICTORY FOR LEPRECHAUNS.
  61. EL: SO CHARGE, FOR THE HOMELAND.
  62. EL: AND EXPLODE.
  63. PB: BOOM!
  64. PB: Hmm wait
  65. PB: I forgot I need to finish writing this pm
  66. PB: Be right back
  67. EL: ALRIGHT
  68. PB: It'll take a while since it's two pm's. We ended up writing so long messages they wouldn't fit into one and they've only been growing.. <.<
  69. EL: jegus just how WRITING do you even have to BE just to DO something like that
  70. PB: I just happened :(
  71. EL: you did?
  72. PB: *It
  73. EL: i did not think that people could be events
  74. PB: I am the GRANDEST EVENT of all! It's me!
  75. EL: no I am!
  76. EL: i'm a god damn exploding leprechaun!
  77. PB: And I'm the goddamn BATMAN!
  78. PB: No wait, that was Bruce
  79. EL: Bruce Banner.....
  80. EL: *DRAMATIC ZOOM IN*
  81. PB: Yes
  82. EL: OR BRUCE WAYNE?
  83. PB: This question is true
  84. EL: ok
  85. EL: well
  86. EL: oh god
  87. EL: my leprechaun friends
  88. EL: whyyyyyy
  89. PB: Only one you have to blame is yourself!
  90. PB: You didn't even provide them above average dental!
  91. EL: oh god
  92. EL: im so sorry, fallen leprechauns
  93. EL: what have i done
  94. PB: You could collect their teeth and sell them to the toothfairy to raise a fund in their memory
  95. EL: *falls to knees and raises hands, yelling. the camera cuts to a bird's eye view and zooms out towards the sky while it's raining, it is tragic*
  96. EL: ok i will do that
  97. EL: problem solved
  98.  
  99.  
  100. -- aFourtytwo [AF] began pestering penultimateBeverage [PB] at 5:47 --
  101.  
  102. AF: YOU HAVE DEFEATED MY LEPRECHAUNS? IMPOSSIBLE!
  103. AF: WE MUST KUNG FU FIGHT!
  104. PB: WITH BANJOS
  105. AF: okay
  106. AF: banjo battle
  107. PB: *starts riffing some bluegrass chords in the spirit of Van Halen*
  108. AF: *DRAGONFORCE AND FREE BIRD EXCEPT WITH BANJOS*
  109. PB: CURSES! *Mark Knopfler and Jeff Freaking Beck with BANJOS*
  110. AF: *JIMI HINDRIX*
  111. AF: *YNGWEI MALMSTEEN*
  112. PB: *CHUCK BERRY AND BUDDY HOLLY*
  113. AF: *IMAGINATION MOVERS*
  114. PB: *DUCK WALK*
  115. AF: *DANCE-A-LOT ROBOT DINOSAUR DANCE*
  116. PB: I'm sorry, I don't think I can top robot dinosaurs. They're my one weakness! D:
  117. AF: *ROBOT DINOSAUR SONG*
  118. AF: *ROBOT DINOSAUR ANTHEM*
  119. PB: No wait! I can counter it.. with the power of ELTON JOHN! *CROCODILE ROCK!!!*
  120. AF: *SALAMANDER ROCK*
  121. AF: *TURTLE ROCK*
  122. PB: Okay, that's enough. I need to get back to writing this crazy thing
  123. AF: I am the victor!
  124. PB: It's you :(
  125. AF: Now, please pay the leprechaun explosion fees.
  126. PB: No
  127. AF: yesss
  128. PB: Oh fine fine <.<
  129. PB: Here's $800 of monopoly money. It's all I have.
  130. AF: yaaaaay
  131. PB: Now go and buy those blue ones
  132. AF: oh god i just spent it all on toys from disney world
  133. AF: OH WELL
  134. PB: D:
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