Mud Cricket Anthem

Just sit right back
And youll hear a tale
a tale of a mud cricket ho
that started on an irc port
she looks like a sack of shit

This ho's a mighty whale man
 with a vast black hole for being a whore
Five passengers hopped on that day
But she could still fit more
Probably 8 or 10 more

Desperation made things start getting rough
We thought Connor would be lost
If not for the courage of a fearless few
the poor boy would be lost
the poor boy would be lost

She leaves her legs open daily because shes an insatiable whore
With her vast uncharted never ending black hole
Its been filled with Joe Wood
And connor too
theres room for a million more
hopping dick to dick through life
Scarring eyesights with her manly moobs
Here and all over irc

so is is the tale of our mud cricket
been giving online blowjobs for a long long time
Youll have to guard your loins boys
From that whales black blow hole

Joe wood and Connor too
Saved from the thighs of that beast
To tell the tale of their near death
From climbing in that mud crickets hole