Punny Pinkie: Pirate

>The seven seas!
>"Actually there are thirteen seas in our world!" Twilight corrects.
>...
>The thirteen seas!
>ARGH!
>Being a pirate wasn't a bad life after all.
>Take what you want, do what want, there were no ends to the fun.
>And the treasure, oh boy, the treasure!
>It was great and the adventures were awesome.
>They would be a lot better if it weren't for your one swabbie, the pink abomination, Pinkie.
>The annoying horse did nothing but get on your nerves, but she was a useful asset to your crew.
>But the jokes drove you insane.
>Enough of that, though, it's 2pm now.
>Time for your usual gloating phase of the day!
>Heading into the bottom of the ship, you look at your mass amount of treasure.
>Digging your peg leg and your... normal leg in the pile of cool gold coins.
>You lie down and let the cold coins press against your back.
>Listening only to the waves press against the sides of your ship, you finally feel piece.
>That is until you hear the sound of whispers.
>"Why does he look so happy?" you hear Twilight whisper.
>As you turn your head, you meet face to face with the annoying swabbie.
>Her evil smile has extended.
>"I don't know. He doesn't have very much: his booty is only shin-deep."