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Aug 29th, 2015
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  2. Dion: Yes, but I don't think other families have come in and attempted that. From how long I've been here atleast.
  3. FelixvonHeinrich: Yeah
  4. LigariusXaviorDolux: Dion, if I said the moon was a sphere, you'd say it was round.
  5. Dion: No I wouldn't.
  6. FelixvonHeinrich: You probably scare them away, Dion. You're starting to scare me and I own the role-play.
  7. LigariusXaviorDolux: ^
  8. Dion: Am I intimidating
  9. ArchervonHeinrich: /me tells yall niggas to chill.
  10. LigariusXaviorDolux: No, but your 1D music is.
  11. FelixvonHeinrich: No, that's not the word for it.
  12. Dion: 1D scares you?
  13. Tsaaq: You don't intimidate me at all if that helps >.>
  14. LigariusXaviorDolux: Teenagers scare the living shit out of me.
  15. FelixvonHeinrich: I think asinine is the best word for it.
  16. Tsaaq: Nice.
  17. Tsaaq: They broke up though so that reference made me sad.
  18. Dion: 1D didn't break up.
  19. Tsaaq: NO you plebian.
  20. LigariusXaviorDolux: xD I'm glad you got the reference, bro.
  21. Dion: but I'm not gonna get into that cause then others start screaming.
  22. Dion: or getting aggravated.
  23. LigariusXaviorDolux: Tsaaq, originally I was going to be an asshole to you, but now I think you're pretty chill.
  24. Dion: Felix, I don't understand why me having a different opinion than you makes me sound stupid but alrighty.
  25. FelixvonHeinrich: Salty.
  26. ArchervonHeinrich: Dion ffs, are you fighting with Felix now too
  27. Dion: No?
  28. FelixvonHeinrich: She's salty.
  29. Dion: I was called stupid.
  30. LigariusXaviorDolux: I'm going to move into not talking to Dion, because she might get punished worse then me again.
  31. LigariusXaviorDolux: xD
  32. Tsaaq: Yeah everybody wants to be an asshole to me because I'm an asshole too so either we end up out-assholing eachother as adversaries or as friends.
  33. LigariusXaviorDolux: Dion, are you an anchovy, because you're obviously pretty salty.
  34. Tsaaq: And you're gross on my pizza.
  35. Dion: I thought you said you were gonna stop talking to me.
  36. Dion: I'd appreciate it aswell.
  37. FelixvonHeinrich: Dion, how old are you?
  38. Dion: Same age as Dovie.
  39. LigariusXaviorDolux: I changed my mind, you are lovely person, Dion. I love you.
  40. Dion: aka Celine.
  41. FelixvonHeinrich: That doesn't answer my question.
  42. Dion: 20
  43. Tsaaq: Wow really?
  44. Dion: How old did you think I am?
  45. Tsaaq: I dead ass thought you were like fifteen.
  46. FelixvonHeinrich: Honestly?
  47. FelixvonHeinrich: Do you really want to know?
  48. Dion: mhm thanks
  49. Dion: I was asking Mani, but nevermind.
  50. Tsaaq: We all did at NWSU.
  51. Tsaaq: Not in a BAD way.
  52. FelixvonHeinrich: <_< You 12, aint you
  53. FelixvonHeinrich: ?
  54. Tsaaq: You just seem young.
  55. LigariusXaviorDolux: I'm only 18 and I'm not a 1D fan..
  56. Dion: Nope.
  57. LigariusXaviorDolux: Just sayin'.
  58. FelixvonHeinrich: 12 in a half.
  59. Dion: I don't think being a 1d fan has anything to do with age.
  60. ArchervonHeinrich: It does
  61. FelixvonHeinrich: 12 and 3 quarters.
  62. ArchervonHeinrich: no one over 20 likes 1D
  63. LigariusXaviorDolux: It has A LOT to do with your age.
  64. Dion: My 52 year old mother is inlove with them.
  65. Dion: and her friends.
  66. Tsaaq: That's bad with the little shit with the curly hair and the stupid tattoos right?
  67. ArchervonHeinrich: Nah
  68. LigariusXaviorDolux: Chica needs to realize she's old as shit.
  69. LigariusXaviorDolux: Stop trying to be a teenager, grandma.
  70. Dion: ..
  71. ArchervonHeinrich: /me dies.
  72. Tsaaq: band*
  73. FelixvonHeinrich: Dion...has anybody told you Santa isn't real?
  74. Tsaaq: Ouch.
  75. Dion: Yep.
  76. FelixvonHeinrich: Because I think it's time you heard.
  77. LigariusXaviorDolux: Wut? ^ Santa's not real.
  78. LigariusXaviorDolux: Damn it, that fat man owed me money too.
  79. ArchervonHeinrich: That nigga owes me a bunch of shit
  80. FelixvonHeinrich: And the Easter Bunny...well...lets no go there.
  81. LigariusXaviorDolux: xD My family always shot the Easter Bunny and ate 'em.
  82. Dion: I'm an athiest so I don't believe in any of that.
  83. Tsaaq: That sounds useful.
  84. FelixvonHeinrich: You had a fucked up chldhood...
  85. ArchervonHeinrich: Lol that reminds me the last episode of south park I watched
  86. FelixvonHeinrich: Wait.
  87. FelixvonHeinrich: WAIT
  88. LigariusXaviorDolux: ....
  89. FelixvonHeinrich: WAIT
  90. Tsaaq: Omg, girl.
  91. FelixvonHeinrich: ...Santa or the easter bunny?
  92. FelixvonHeinrich: ....
  93. FelixvonHeinrich: You don't believei n Santa or the eastern bunny because you are athiesT?
  94. Dion: no
  95. LigariusXaviorDolux: BEING AN ATHEIST... MEANS YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA OR THE EASTER BUNNY!?
  96. LigariusXaviorDolux: AHAHAHAH.
  97. Tsaaq: That has nothing to do with god, those niggas aren't in the bible.
  98. LigariusXaviorDolux: I'm done.
  99. Dion: If you could let me finish:
  100. FelixvonHeinrich: <_< Please, elaborate.
  101. LigariusXaviorDolux: I'm done trying to insult you, I'm not even going to try.
  102. LigariusXaviorDolux: You win.
  103. FelixvonHeinrich: -hands her trophy-
  104. LigariusXaviorDolux: You are in fact such a genius that you have conquered me in insulting yourself.
  105. LigariusXaviorDolux: Felix, I'm going to have to quit the RP.
  106. FelixvonHeinrich: I'm going to have to quit it, too.
  107. LigariusXaviorDolux: I've lost the battle.
  108. LigariusXaviorDolux: xD
  109. LigariusXaviorDolux: Dion is now the new leader of vH.
  110. Dion: I was saying the easter bunny and santa aren't real,but people have connected them with the birth of jesus christ and when he was ressurected or whatever, so I'm saying I don't believe in that jesus shit.
  111. LigariusXaviorDolux: Forever.
  112. LigariusXaviorDolux: xD You don't believe he existed?
  113. FelixvonHeinrich: What about the tooth fairy, do you believe in her?
  114. Dion: Nope.
  115. ArchervonHeinrich: Lol noob
  116. ArchervonHeinrich: tooth fairy is real
  117. ArchervonHeinrich: everyone knows that
  118. FelixvonHeinrich: Gawd!
  119. LigariusXaviorDolux: I feel like I'm going to puke of laughter.
  120. FelixvonHeinrich: I'm on the phone with my girlfriend and she cant breathe right now XD
  121. LigariusXaviorDolux: Dion, that means that she thinks you're stupid.
  122. Dion: I'm aware.
  123. Dion: I'm aware you all think I'm stupid.
  124. Dion: and I don't really care.
  125. FelixvonHeinrich: Salty.
  126. LigariusXaviorDolux: You are a adolescent girl.
  127. Dion: Ok.
  128. Tsaaq: >.> <.<
  129. Dion: Whatever you say.
  130. Dion: You seem to know everything.
  131. LigariusXaviorDolux: Mommy and daddy think I'm stupid, but I don't care.. One Direction is the bestest boy band eva!
  132. LigariusXaviorDolux: I'm glad you acknowledge that.
  133. Dion: I also didn't go through the emo/rock stage, but I can see you're still stuck in that.
  134. Tsaaq: Hey >.>
  135. FelixvonHeinrich: Did you compare MCR to Emo?
  136. ArchervonHeinrich: Rock isn't a stage lol
  137. LigariusXaviorDolux: How the hell do you figure?
  138. Dion: I dont know how to classify his music.
  139. ArchervonHeinrich: We built this city on rock and roll
  140. FelixvonHeinrich: His? There.
  141. LigariusXaviorDolux: My avatar is dressed in a suit, chica.
  142. Dion: People screaming and talking about how life sucks idk.
  143. Tsaaq: Sex Pistols, Joan Jett and The Fuckin' Black Hearts, that's my life.
  144. Tsaaq: HEY.
  145. Dion: I've heard your music before though so.
  146. ArchervonHeinrich: Joan Jett ayyyy
  147. Dion: Anyways I'm off, remove me from the group, remove me from your friends list, buh bye.
  148. FelixvonHeinrich: Thank god.
  149. Tsaaq: Awww come on, you know I make fun of you all the time bitch.
  150. ArchervonHeinrich: Why wouldn't she just remove whomever was on her friends list and leave the group herself?
  151. LigariusXaviorDolux: xD Because, she loves me?
  152. FelixvonHeinrich: It sounsd better that way.
  153. FelixvonHeinrich: If Tasha figures out her skype will you go in a skype call with us, Archer?
  154. ArchervonHeinrich: I have her Skype lol
  155. Tsaaq: SHE was the one who told me to come here and now she's leaving. That's sort of hilarious.
  156. LigariusXaviorDolux: She hates me.
  157. LigariusXaviorDolux: LIKE HATES ME.
  158. ArchervonHeinrich: Oh, you dont mean Dion
  159. ArchervonHeinrich: derp
  160. Tsaaq: Why?
  161. ArchervonHeinrich: xD
  162. ArchervonHeinrich: Uh yeah I can for a little
  163. Tsaaq: Cause you're hilarious?
  164. LigariusXaviorDolux: Because, I hate One Direction and I'm... ^
  165. LigariusXaviorDolux: Yes.
  166. LigariusXaviorDolux: That is why.
  167. ArchervonHeinrich: Jesus thank god I dont have to step into the middle of it anymore, I can just watch and enjoy
  168. LigariusXaviorDolux: By the way, this emo kid enjoys your Misfits shirt.
  169. FelixvonHeinrich: What about you, Ligarius, youw ant up in this skype call?
  170. Tsaaq: Thanks! >:D
  171. LigariusXaviorDolux: Um, sureee.
  172. Tsaaq: I didn't even know she liked 1D... Until you people started talking about it. xD
  173. LigariusXaviorDolux: Let me go get some headphones, because you people are screwed up.
  174. LigariusXaviorDolux: Yeah, she's messed up.
  175. LigariusXaviorDolux: I'll start talking when I get headphones.
  176. FelixvonHeinrich: Archer you'll have to host.
  177. ArchervonHeinrich: Cant host atm, theres a party at my house thats wrapping up. Shitty interwebs atm
  178. FelixvonHeinrich: Ill wait till Ligaius gets headphones and shit
  179. LigariusXaviorDolux: Go ahead, man.
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