The Strange Man Chronicles Episode 3: The Field of Cacti

Episode 3, Field of Cacti
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PoPi>"So 15man and I ventured into the Field of Cacti to find my friend Pokerpo. "Hey look over there!" said 15man pointing to a large, purple flower. "No don't!". But it was too late and the huge purple flower chomped 15man's entire head on. No. It was the halluciogens in the air making me think that. "15man, put this on." and I handed him a gas mask. I strapped mine on and we continued. The Field was a giant maze made of deadly cactus plants. One touch and you would drop dead. "Straight ahead. There's Pokerpo's cottage!" I told 15man. "So this Pokerpo guy, is he one of Curado's goons?". "No." I replied. We knocked on the door and heard a large boom from inside. "WHO'S THERE?!" Pokerpo said as he opened the door with a shotgun in hand. "It's me Pokerpo." I said. "OH.". He welcomed us inside and I introduced 15man to him. He explained that he was a former minion of Curado and betrayed him. "Curado you say, he's the worst villain there is.". "So Pokerpo, you know of a route that leads us to adv0catus's house which is the entrance to Curado's base or just a map of The Field itself?" I said. "Yes. There is a purple trail that leads to adv0catus's house. Just to make sure you follow the path, I'll come with ya.".
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 So Pokerpo, 15man, and I then went to follow the purple trail. "Here we are!". It was a large orange rock which had strange turquoise markings on it that seemed to glow. "Ah ha!" Pokerpo pulled a lever on the rock and a cage made of energy fell onto me and 15man. "What is the meaning of this Pokerpo?!" I screamed. "I'm not Pokerpo you fools, I'm... DOOMLORDKRAVOKA!!!!". "Oh no guys, I'm pretty scared." said 15man. DoomLordKravoka and his naked transgender Furry Wolves descended from the sky along with the mangled corpse of Battleship. "Bring them to Curado!" said Kravoka. "Hey DoomlordKravoka." 15man said. "You forgot to TAKE OUR WEAPONS YOU IDIOT!". I shot DoomLordKravoka in the face and he fell back and lodged his head into a Dwarf Axe that he left behind. The Furries lunged at us but broke the cage in the process somehow. "15man, shoot!". He shot both of the Furries and then we escaped. "Now lets go to adv0catus's mansion.".
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 We opened the door and found adv0catus and Ubermorgen doing anal. "Are we interrupting something?" said 15man. "Ahh!" screamed both adv0catus and Ubermorgen in unison. Cum splattered all over their faces. "Yes, come in." said adv0catus. Adv0catus introduced us to his new apprentice Ubermorgen. "Nice to meet you." said adv0catus. "We are hear because we need to get to Curado's underground base. "Yes, follow me" said adv0catus. 15man slipped a grenade into Ubermorgen's underwear and made it set off as soon as they were undergroud. "Come down this hatch." said adv0catus. 15man stabbed adv0catus and he fell down into the hole. Ubermorgen promptly exploded. "Why did you do that?" I asked 15man. "I don't like gay people. Plus I saw the Curado flag on their backs, why else would Curado's base be under his house?". "Oh good point." I replied. We continued into the deep and dark hole. "Hey look, a person is crawling up the ladder, it looks like GABIDOU!"."</i>
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Continued in Episode 4, The Curado Underground