Title: 5 Easter Eggs In The Nintendo Switch Trailer You Might've Missed!

Hello gamers, it's BakaGamer here with a in-depth look at the secrets that the Nintendo Switch preview hides. Now nintendo won't reveal any more info about the famous Switch console until 2017 so it's up to the gamers like me to find out what hints those clever stooges have hidden within. So come ahead and take a look at the 5 things I noticed:

NUMBER 5
At one point, the camera zooms in on the handheld screen as the man playing puts headphones into its jack. Now many people believe this is a dig at Apple's controversial direction to remove the ears off of Tim Cook's head. But that's false. You see, it is a obscure fact that not many people know off, but the only canonical way to defeat Dracula is via music, thus hinting at the leaked design documents of a Castlevania reboot in which Simon Belmont is one fourth of a barbershop quartet.

NUMBER 4
There are many hints thrown throughout the preview, that the Nintendo Switch might be a video game console. Debate is still up and while this is a controversial position to take, I am almost 99% sure that this is the case.

NUMBER 3
Mario might be back, baby! Now you little tyke gamers out there might not know this, but Mario was a obscure videogame back in the NES games that was paired with no famous franchise "Duck Hunt". Unfortunately, Mario never went anywhere while the Duck Hunt Duck is now raking in all the dough so to speak. Mario's return would be a interesting decision for Nintendo to take, and one I as a nostalgia nerd would certainly welcome.

NUMBER 2
The Switch will make you surrounded by attractive people. There are multiple shots of attractive people who would never hang out with me, having fun around the console. Naturally, this means that the switch will contain certain pheromones that will only hit and entice people who are way prettier than I ever will be to come hang around with me and play Duck Hunt Tax Fraud.

NUMBER 1
This video is definitely going to give me a lot of ad money!

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