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- Game 1
- Player: my cannon is rapid fire bth
- Player: tbh
- Player: anoos
- Player: i own boobs
- Player: no u
- Player: tank this yo
- Player: sh
- Player: naut's voice makes me orgasm
- Player: ryze's voice makes me kms
- Player: rip
- Player: why were you so far back
- Player: were you fucking typing "OI M8" for like 20 seconds
- Player: you're shit lol
- Player: stop typing if you type like a slow person
- Player: KINDRED
- Player: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
- Player: PLS
- Player: i am going to commit suicide
- Player: get infront of me you fucking loser
- Player: why do yuou hjave
- Player: ignite
- Player: you should of had exhaust we would of killer her
- Player: wtf is wrong with you
- Player: have you ever supported
- Player: lies
- Player: report kindred feeding the red buff
- Player: since coyote is my friend if you report us we will genuinely just report you back two fold lmao
- Player: gg
- Player: that was an aerly af dragon
- Player: lol
- Player: ok really tho coy you're naut you need to be tanking more
- Player: you shouldn't have 90% hp while I have 5%
- Player: just remember that
- Player: no but like the jinx attack that almost killed me was a skillshot
- Player: report kindred trying to not let us strategize
- Player: mute us, loser
- Player: if that salty
- Player: i found it funny i wasnt getting mad lmao
- Player: oh well she's muted now : -^ )
- Player: much better
- Player: no salty ass kindred
- Player: oom lol
- Player: rip got ignited
- Player: ruun fat man ruun
- Player: ;)
- Player: need to catch up in level lol
- Player: rip
- Player: wot
- Player: idk what does, i always go the other support routs
- Player: hooker
- Player: oom again rip
- Player: i need to consrve more mana
- Player: wow mf breaks fourth wall
- Player: rip
- Player: i mean i'm 2/2 so its ok
- Player: has the kindred said anything lmao
- Player: this is the first time i've muted someone all year
- Player: who u callin a goose
- Player: ok
- Player: im suprised she didn't die to it like she died to red
- Player: coy you need to ward the bush ffs
- Player: not the fuckign
- Player: water lmao
- Player: aatrox ganked us from the bush last time
- Player: pls
- Player: wow you interrupted my ult
- Player: mean
- Player: o shit
- Player: why are
- Player: 4 of them
- Player: in there river
- Player: does my team have any
- Player: area control?
- Player: because my team is pushed back to tower everywhere lmfao
- Player: rip
- Player: rip
- Player: report kennan, told me to hang self
- Player: i mean it was coyote who said anoos
- Player: my team is going to lose solely based on tiltedness
- Player: no u
- Player: ok
- Player: what lane is ryze even
- Player: back it up
- Player: idk what im doing
- Player: wtf guys
- Player: we could of killde them
- Player: kindred... fucking killing scuttle
- Player: i like how kindred was too busy killing skuttle to do anything
- Player: not more important than
- Player: not dying
- Player: lmfao
- Player: also if we went in when i was going in we could of killed the aatrox right off the back
- Player: we only lost because we allowed them to group up when you two ran
- Player: it's sad i'm actually not doing bad compared to my teammates
- Player: because i had a terrible start
- Player: 0/6 kennan tho
- Player: im fine with that then
- Player: i do like how your average league player is so perma-tilted that talking is a bad thing
- Player: it's hilarious when people get triggered by me chatting
- Player: boobs
- Player: k
- Player: rip lol
- Player: why didn't we surrender
- Player: dunno why everyone on the team is salty but didn't surrender
- Player: welp
- Player: gg wp
- Game 2
- Player: mushrooms
- Player: and
- Player: flowers
- Player: ok
- Player: sau pl
- Player: say ok
- Player: say ok pls
- Player: why is teemo
- Player: down here
- Player: lol
- Player: ok
- Player: remember to kill the skuttle for hp
- Player: if low
- Player: nice hool
- Player: diont b fraid to back
- Player: dont die to krugs
- Player: oom
- Player: actually p hard to master a good first jg clear tbh
- Player: for some champs
- Player: i forgot how 2
- Player: i never adc
- Player: k
- Player: gg
- Player: risky lanternz
- Player: \gg
- Player: rip me
- Player: ok
- Player: idk
- Player: maybe
- Player: k
- Player: abuse the anus
- Player: oom recall
- Player: rip yeronic
- Player: got bf swor
- Player: accidentally pressed d
- Player: rip
- Player: 2 slo
- Player: i love this champ tbh
- Player: decent kek
- Player: p gud
- Player: ez
- Player: ty for free kill
- Player: gg
- Player: it was for our team :>
- Player: unlike you im a team player so i thank you for the kill either way :>
- Player: i just said ty for free kill never said who u dolt
- Player: <3
- Player: ok
- Player: say ok
- Player: nah
- Player: yer ward drag
- Player: ward drag
- Player: o rip
- Player: rip
- Player: i suck
- Player: ya
- Player: all my fault sorry
- Player: i could of got both ofe m ut i missed
- Player: the r very low
- Player: jax gank via jg
- Player: for suprise attack
- Player: dont go via lane
- Player: ok
- Player: ok
- Player: idk
- Player: jax darg
- Player: remember smite
- Player: gj
- Player: ok
- Player: am i a good jhin??
- Player: this is 2 times in a row im doing good
- Player: yeronic is bad luck sometimes teemo
- Player: idk
- Player: gg
- Player: i forgot
- Player: was looking awya
- Player: yeronic is gud luck adc but bad luck to top
- Player: ok
- Player: i dont play adc and never play with threshes
- Player: shush
- Player: lol
- Player: tru
- Player: am i a good jhin idk
- Player: lol
- Player: pok
- Player: ojk
- Player: ty
- Player: dont tuoch my threshyboo
- Player: ro[p
- Player: rip
- Player: ward drag
- Player: \did i do good
- Player: rip
- Player: ya
- Player: go for it
- Player: or not
- Player: most jglers can solo it at like lvl 7
- Player: probs jax can too
- Player: at level 10 yeah of course
- Player: idk unless im mistaken
- Player: piss off
- Player: i fucking LOVE THIS CHAMP
- Player: i fucking love jhin
- Player: lol
- Player: nah
- Player: helpa
- Player: worth
- Player: that took you sooo fuckin long lololol
- Player: rip
- Player: yeah but y u so slow
- Player: no u
- Player: lol rip
- Player: ez
- Player: i love this guy omg
- Player: can i main jhin?
- Player: bye
- Player: i aint got moneys
- Player: g
- Player: no it's not
- Player: I got 75% of my kills from bot
- Player: which was just me and thres
- Player: lmfao, desperate much to dismiss me?
- Player: what does that even mean
- Player: can you allchat and go "jhin isa wesome" to suck me off pls
- Player: not ag ood matchup
- Player: league is a team game and you're trying to 1v1 me lol
- Player: some champs are naturally counters to others
- Player: get over it, im not 1v1ing you
- Player: i keep missing that
- Player: then win.
- Player: jax top
- Player: k
- Player: rip
- Player: report haloman
- Player: callled kiting
- Player: then why are you fucking losing lol
- Player: wanna mass report olaf with me?
- Player: ok then win
- Player: ja
- Player: but im not paying attention
- Player: your team is calling us a retard, deal with it
- Player: you cannot talk about sportsmanship.
- Player: who
- Player: is gettin miffed
- Player: lol why is your team so whiny
- Player: cus you're funny
- Player: : -^ )
- Player: ikr
- Player: ok
- Player: k
- Player: get people instead
- Player: gg
- Player: rekt
- Player: mute me if you're mad :)
- Player: instead of risking a ban by calling us a retard
- Player: again mute us if you're mad :)
- Player: mute us :)
- Player: but i'm doing wlel
- Player: well
- Player: why so serious??
- Player: or
- Player: just laugh in your salty face
- Player: : -^ )
- Player: you seem quit worked up
- Player: a friend who called us retarded lol ok
- Player: no wonder you're salty, your friends are degenerates
- Player: rip
- Player: or you could mute us
- Player: instead of supressing my free speech
- Player: you dirty commie
- Player: nahj
- Player: i won't
- Player: so i think you're funny and you think i'm funny
- Player: why whine then?
- Player: "waa waa he's trash talking waaaah i can't take it but still funny so i won't mute"
- Player: trash talking
- Player: : -^ ()
- Player: push af
- Player: ok
- Player: gtfo
- Player: <3
- Game 3
- Player: anoos
- Player: sorry teemo lol
- Player: they got our thingy
- Player: rip
- Player: i hate vizz
- Player: worth
- Player: rip
- Player: we need objectives guys
- Player: gettenm plz
- Player: lol ty for cleaning up the damage
- Player: rip
- Player: we got the relic tho
- Player: who lol
- Player: who's the yasou muting
- Player: idk the yasuo randomly said "you getting muted bish" but nobody is talking or being salty
- Player: i've been doing a lot of damage though
- Player: i haven't been dissing anyone why are you dissing m,e
- Player: lol whats happening
- Player: i am
- Player: i have been, and successfully have once,
- Player: gotten the super minion spawner.
- Player: so stop whining lol im just trying to do my best
- Player: i'm just trying to be helpfu
- Player: want me to just afk in spawn because you all decided to be rotten tomatos?
- Player: lmao i tell people to focus objective once and now they're all bitching at me
- Player: dominion has more cunts than summoners rift
- Player: I've been focusing the super minion spawner
- Player: it's super useful
- Player: doesn't mean you have to be an asshole
- Player: but sorry you're too stupid to know tilted players play worse lmfao
- Player: I will fucking just stop playing. I'm sick of dominion being super toxic. Don't even tempt me with your assholery
- Player: i mean teemo and yasuo have just as bad scores as I do
- Player: actually worse
- Player: lol ok
- Player: idc if you say it because you're an enem,y
- Player: but it's my team bein a bitch tho
- Player: my score is actually like second best on the team lmfao that's sd
- Player: sad
- Player: 3/13 yasuo has the worse score
- Player: rip
- Player: meant kills
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