geek lyrics

geek lyrics tweeted by fbz over the course of quite a few years:

*singing* Jingle bells packet sniff + jingle bells ping, (not)snowing + hacking up bushels of fun, Now the hacker high holidays have begun!
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/151318296388583424

*singing* why do bugs suddenly appear, every time you come near, to your source code, they long to be, patched by you...
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/156826547909689345

*singing* heat sink paste on your face, big disgrace, servers laying around all over the place, sing it: we will, we will rack you!
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/179275542808367104

*sings* booting booting booting, keep those management interfaces booting, booting booting booting, rebooted! #imm #ilo #alltheinterfaces
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/265464007916404738

*singing* type uname, type uname. if no one is around you, say "new box i love you" #geekery
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/186379477616566272

*singing* you're the only one who really knew my password. so take a look at my rack, there's just an empty space, there's nothing left here
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/193420231186714624

*singing* everybody was bar-foo fighting, ping times were fast as lighting. logs were a little bit frightning, but kernels had expert timing
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/220229064580009984

*singing* close your $screen, give me your pid, darlin, do you feel my box running, do you understand? (1 of 2)
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/231455969635348480

*sings* i don't want a lot for xmas, i just want some gear to pwn. more than you could evar know, all i want for xmas… is root. #hackfriday
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/271915687981768705

*sings* on the 1st day of geekmas my true love gave to me, a 3d printer with open source technology. on 2nd day of geekmas a link to a print
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/273547363363192833

*sings* on the 6th day of geekmas, my true love gave to me, a wrench and a link to an obtuse repair manual for my borked extruder
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/273709091925409794

*sing* it's the most wonderful time of the year, it's the hap-happiest sysadmin of all with her holiday schedule +servers, she's not on call
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/279295456801083394

*sings* o hack all ye 1337ful, joyful and curmudgeon, o hack ye o hack ye to files' end
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/278041187078766592

*sings* the best part of waking up, are entries in teh logs
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/278121027991654401

*sings* last geekmas i gave you my bug, the very next day, you released an exploit. this year very sincere, i'd like to patch my servers 1st
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/280787407492755456

*sings* "how many tweets must a troll RT, before you call her a troll? the answer my friends, is n=1, the answer is n=1."
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/287888226746773504

*sings* and why 2 + 2 makes -1, I'm gonna teach you all about modular arithmetic, come on let me show you what it's all about! #jacksonmod5
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/289268346896146432

*sings* "high low, high low, it's off to the datacenter we go, it ain't no trick to get rich quick if ya dig | grep | curl | dig" *whistles*
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/290728835396296704

*sings* grrl we've been together such a long unix time. now i'm ready to lay it on the command line…take a look inside, it's root on a box.
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/301742826255958016

*sings* …not gonna get you a virtual machine, that sort of gift don't mean anything, not gonna get you a fancy .tar…it's root on a box!
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/301743717457465344

*sings* i feel so close to you right now, in your rfid field, i wear my gear upon my sleeve, like the real deal, your packets pour down on…
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/315201030285586432

*sings* …me, surround me like a waterfall. and there's no stopping me right now, i feel so close to you right now.
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/315201570889424896

*sings* "i've…run…some…puppet, been taunted, a pirate, a poet,a pawn, in the scene. servers been up,down…all the drama i've seen" #thatslife
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/327510231544385536

*sings* but here's my pw hash, so root me maybe. before you broke into my box i missed you so bad, i missed you so bad, missed you so so bad
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/329353702685151232

*sing* here's my fw script so root me maybe, it's hard to look right at your term baby, it's your machine, still, your color scheme is crazy
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/329355272340508673

*sing* hot aisle, server fans were blowing,↑↑↓↓←→←→BA, hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but i owned your voip server, so call me maybe
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/329357246121254912

*sings* baby, hey, put your lovin' code up baby…
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/341019644271943680

*sings* (about and to no one in particular) we built this shitty, we built this shitty, we built this shitty hardware ON OUR OWN!
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/355787929571958786

*sings: all that she has, is another con crud, it's gone tomorrow boys, all that she has is another con crud, woah oh oh*
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/365882254901264384

*sings* i saw the sine it filled up my os-C, i saw the sine, nothings gonna drag it up, bring it into the visible spectrum, where it belongs
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/373175442779676672

*sings/chants* alice and bob, sitting in a [binary search] tree, h a c k i n g!
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/393142474543480832

*sing* a shell on the sys may be quite continental, but root rights are a girl's best friend. sudo may be grand but it won't pay the rental…
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/395319194147110913

*sing*…on your hosting fee. or help you with the disassembly. RAM gets cold, as exploits get sold. and we all mine bitcoins in the end…
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/395320786640457728

*sing*…but exploit or shell script, priv esc keeps its shape! root shell is a girl's best friend.
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/395322161441021954

*sings* "she's up all night for the Sun, i'm up all night to get on, we're up all night to get root shell, we're up all night to get hacky…"
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/404504728576331776

*sings* I'm back on the ground, I'm on the hunt in search of food. Scent and a sound. Fresh food I've found, And I'm a hungry as-tro-naut.
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/410113729708445696

.@fnordfish *sings* how lovely are your branches! when someone forks then how you grow. remember 1st commit not too long ago,oh merging tree
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/412904380862840832

*sings* hacker holidaze, hacker holy days, let the terminal bell keep ringing, happy hacker days to you!
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/414116722694979584

*sings* don't, stop, hacking 'til the daylight, don't stop hacking for tomorrow, yesterday's ROM, yesterday's gone.
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/419608744855863296

*sings* i'm gonna man-in-the-middle with you…
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/422120703132184576

*sings* you can't hurry love, with computing you don't have to wait. but you can't truuuust in time, if your kernel, is half baked.
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/422136531957350400

*sings* No I can't bear to run, it in a VM, I grow impatient for a box to call my own. But when I feel that I, I can't go on…
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/422137607070711809

*sings* these precious words keep me hanging on, i remember mama said: RTFM. oh you'll just have to learn, to trust your own, install of…
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/422138550659063808

*sings* your server!
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/422138594804117504

*sings* i like the way you code it, no digitty, got to back it up, i like the way you code it no digitty, got to back it up, I/O I/O I/O I/O
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/434839371217666049

*sings* you may say that i’m a hacker. but i’m not the only one. perhaps some day, you’ll join us, spreading teh lulz and the fun.
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/431735062334558208

*sings* i don't know what you heard about me, but i ain't got no C I double S P. ain't gonna get one, no sirree, ima stay me, aka cert free.
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/456428041271406595

*sings* my timeline + your timeline r sittin' by teh fire, my timeline sez to ur timeline, gonna set your tweets on fire. talk about hey now
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/474732617309237248

*sings* patch it up. patch it up or it'll never stop. you'll make a sysadmin cryyyyy, you'll make a sysadmin cryyyyy.
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/480516395428757504

.@0xabad1dea *sings* take me out to the nerd con, take me out to the CTF, buy me some 0days and soldering kits, i don't care if i never…
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/493217836790079488

,@0xabad1dea …can hack. 'cause it's root root root on the con server, if they don't notice it's a shame. 'cause it's 0 1 2 strikes you're…
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/493219128656687105

@0xabad1dea …out at the old nerd game.
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/493219368952537088

@Packetknife @McGrewSecurity if you like hunting pineapples, getting root in the rain, if you're not into php, if you have half a brain…
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/498710304650321920

(for Dr. @corbett ) *sings* buh buh puh da, buh buh puh da, bring that rack in. honey honey, i can map the stars all the way from here. …
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/511767980749754368

*sings* …can't you see the glow on my mac monitors? i can map teh sun whenever my probe's near. every time you run touch you just hack away…
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/511768739050565633

*sings* …everybody asks me why i'm smiling from ear to ear. but i know nothing's perfect, but math's worth it, after fighting thru teh bugs…
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/511769583854702592

*sings* …and finally i put me first! physics it's you! you're the one i love, you're the 1 i need, you're the only 1 i see, come on physics…
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/511770433780068352

*sings* it's u! you're the subject that gets my all, you're the one that rocks my syscall, when i need u no need to stop no need to run top!
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/511771264755572737

*sings* ooooh come on physics, no need to run top. top, top, top, top, tooop. no need to run top. --> congrats @corbett on your doctorate!!!
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/511772756048764928

.@skytee i sing: read a read a read the man after midnight Won't somebody help me edit the shadow file? R T R T RTFM after midnight
https://twitter.com/fbz/status/516476316414009345