ladymondegreen could use a hand

Hey, ladymondegreen here, and I could use a bit of your help. If you can help with anything on this list, that would be awesome. I know most of you won't be able to, but please read this anyway. Also, I'm doing the present help again this year, see below.

EDIT: I'm in the los angeles area. And you can reach me by PM or by e-mail: tartarosfalling @ gmail . com

CLOTHING:

So, it doesn't get super freezing where I am, but I only own a couple pairs of jeans and few short shirts and a pair of open sandals. Which means that I'm pretty freaking cold. If you have any clothes you could send me, womens or mens, I'm not picky.

* Jeans/pants - women's 14/16. Nothing extra long, I'm only 5'3"
* Shirts - Medium/large works fine. It just needs a lot of room in the bust. Oversized clothes are fine too.
* Shoes - women's size 9.5 - 10

USED PHONE:

I could really use and old smartphone, especially if its verizon compatible. PM me for more info.

WORK:

I'm looking for any work that I can get. Writing (essays, papers, fiction, poetry, cards, easily understandable documentation), editing (from developmental to proofreading), research assistant, human rubber ducking, advice, photo editing, design, managing an online community (IRC, reddit, etc), social media (twitter, tumblr, g+, reddit, etc.), wiki editing, customer support,  - anything I can get I will take.

I also specialise in helping people find the perfect gifts for everyone on their shopping list. Tip what you can afford.

here, have a cat pic: http://i.imgur.com/Zl1eVk8.jpg

for more background info, see: http://www.gofundme.com/saving-ladymondegreen