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- >Day 'no saw' in Equestria.
- >And day seventeen of Summer.
- >You roll out of bed, and roll up the mosquito nets.
- >You call them mosquito nets. Actually, they're just long pieces of silk, stapled together.
- >Apparently, p0nies don't get malaria.
- >You shit and shave, but don't bother with a shower. In this heat, it isn't worth washing until night fall.
- >You get dressed. A lightweight shirt, beige cargo shorts, and an Aussie hat.
- >Slowly, to avoid sweating in the heat, you walk to the door.
- >You unlock it, leave, and lock it again behind you.
- >A simple bolt is all you need - hooves don't work well on little things.
- >Which might explain the lack of paedophiles...
- >You step outside, into the heat of the Jungle that p0nyville has become.
- Crikey, s'bloody boiling out 'ere.
- >You lift the knife from its sheath, and hack away at the enroaching ferns.
- >A rustle from up ahead makes you pause
- >The trees shake slightly.
- >You lift your hat off, and place it on the branch in front of you.
- >You need to be able to see everywhere. Peripheral vision.
- >You catch a splash of yellow.
- Fluttershy, sheila, stop that
- >She looks into your eyes. And stays motionless.
- I can still see ya, even when ya don't move.
- >She doesn't even blink. Just stares into your eyes.
- >You gesture with your machete
- Look, ya can fuck right off with this freaky shit
- I can see ya. Whatever ya got planned ain't gonna work.
- >The ferns to your left rustle.
- >Fuck
- Clever girl
- >Bad end
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