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Fluttershy - Raptor

Dec 1st, 2012
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  1. >Day 'no saw' in Equestria.
  2. >And day seventeen of Summer.
  3. >You roll out of bed, and roll up the mosquito nets.
  4. >You call them mosquito nets. Actually, they're just long pieces of silk, stapled together.
  5. >Apparently, p0nies don't get malaria.
  6. >You shit and shave, but don't bother with a shower. In this heat, it isn't worth washing until night fall.
  7. >You get dressed. A lightweight shirt, beige cargo shorts, and an Aussie hat.
  8. >Slowly, to avoid sweating in the heat, you walk to the door.
  9. >You unlock it, leave, and lock it again behind you.
  10. >A simple bolt is all you need - hooves don't work well on little things.
  11. >Which might explain the lack of paedophiles...
  12.  
  13. >You step outside, into the heat of the Jungle that p0nyville has become.
  14. Crikey, s'bloody boiling out 'ere.
  15. >You lift the knife from its sheath, and hack away at the enroaching ferns.
  16. >A rustle from up ahead makes you pause
  17. >The trees shake slightly.
  18. >You lift your hat off, and place it on the branch in front of you.
  19. >You need to be able to see everywhere. Peripheral vision.
  20. >You catch a splash of yellow.
  21. Fluttershy, sheila, stop that
  22. >She looks into your eyes. And stays motionless.
  23. I can still see ya, even when ya don't move.
  24. >She doesn't even blink. Just stares into your eyes.
  25. >You gesture with your machete
  26. Look, ya can fuck right off with this freaky shit
  27. I can see ya. Whatever ya got planned ain't gonna work.
  28. >The ferns to your left rustle.
  29. >Fuck
  30. Clever girl
  31. >Bad end
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