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- "Hey."
- "Hey."
- "How's everything?"
- "Shit. You?"
- "Shit."
- "Yeah."
- "Yeah."
- "..."
- "...Where were you last night?"
- "Collapsed on the bed."
- "Rough day?"
- "Pirate fuckface chased me around the building and broke my stuff."
- "Harsh."
- "Today some chick cracked my shin."
- "This is why you shouldn't fuck around with Eversors, kid."
- "They... fucked... first. So freaking mad."
- "Heh! Yeah, that's how to do it. So did you brain 'em or anything for fuckin' with you?"
- "I wrecked butterfly chick's skull furniture and dug up her gardens."
- "...Passive-aggression's... a way to go."
- "I threw pens at pirate fuckface yesterday. It... It didn't do anything."
- "Yeah, she's... Yeah. Seen her scrap with a couple of people before, it's never worth it."
- "You could have told me before she told me to punch her in the face. Fucking hurts."
- "What were you gonna do, NOT punch her in the face? Sometimes you have to try, man."
- "That's bullshit. Trying got my hands messed up. Trying sucks."
- "...Yeah, okay, you got me. Trying sucks. But she'd probably make you do pushups or someshit if you didn't punch her."
- "She made me do that anyway."
- "Shit."
- "Yeah."
- "...We'll get you out of there soon, Papers."
- "..."
- "Just keep the spiders out of your vagina until we figure something out."
- "...'kay."
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